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Romance › Re: Is Menstubation And Handjob The Same Thing.??..are They Both Good?? by advanceDNA: 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2022
Williams33:
Is menstubation and handjob same thing and which one is advisable??
Mastúrbation is self pleasure...

once another person is in the equation, and no matter how she's touching you ...its not mastúrbation
Romance › Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
yeah. Condoms can guard, unless in cases when it breaks. I think it can also be doubled to be on the safer side grin
Una dey chop pvssy dey use condóm.... okay oooo
Romance › Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:33pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
Hahaha. That was too harsh now..throwing her out by 3am was too risky for her.. You for just continue drilling the loosed Pu.usy since she no be your legit babe.
That's wrtting letter to HIV or herpes....if you visit FMC ..you go shock... see fine babes collecting Antiretrovirals....
People that sleep around should be a no go area...its not safe being around such people...
Romance › Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op):
Zonefree:
Tinubu will only have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!
Simps should be declared terrorist..huh

Lol.....comrade ...you took the vawulence to another level

May your vawulence days be long

Christianity Etc › Re: I Want To Convert To Islam by advanceDNA: 8:13pm On Jul 16, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Guy there is no logical reasoning in what he's saying!

Before Muhammad there was nothing like all those things he listed up there so if he said he agreed with all that then the simple question any right thinking person should ask him is:

Who brought all these things?
Or
To whom were these things revealed?

If it's only Muhammad then he's on the same page with all those believing (trusting) in the teachings of that Arabian who claims he's the last prophet from God. No prophet has ever spoken about all those things if not Muhammad! smiley
I think you are not getting tenq because you are not seeing past the title of the thread that is contradictory to his texts..

The topic of the thread is just a sarcasm..a smoke screen kind of.....all he's been doing from the start is invaliting islam and mohammed altogether
Christianity Etc › Re: I Want To Convert To Islam by advanceDNA: 8:08pm On Jul 16, 2022
TenQ:
Islam was invented to mimic the Jewish and Christian religion. They saw that it also gave opportunities for stupendous wealth through jihad. Vola, if you want to be rich, join the gang.
Stories from everywhere was stringed up to form their scripture purportedly dictated by Jubril!
Jihad!!!!
Yes..u are right...
The religion is also a takeover of goverment in disguise just as mohammed did... that's why bokoharam, iswap will not let us rest....
Romance › Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:04pm On Jul 16, 2022

Romance › Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op):
I dont even know this kinda simping level exists... because you don't want a babe to leave you...you are telling her you understand her cheating and hoeing behaviour.....baba even said she should use condóm with whoever shes sleeping with...


This kinda behavior is why we keep telling guys here to stop simping in the name of being caring, respectful, patient or understanding to any woman they are romantically involved with

.
Redpill is not hating women...its all about not being stupìd like this nigga...

Being a simp is being stupíd..
No one should be stupid...
It's not fair to men, women, and humanity altogether...

Romance › Re: If Not For Monetary Reasons, Polygamy Would Have Being The Best Solution. by advanceDNA: 7:56pm On Jul 16, 2022
Truvelisback:
Only women who wants to sneak around would do so. In those days, polygamy wasn't that complicative but it's possible.
Polygamy has always been complicated becos of human nature.."we are jealous creatures"

The reason you think it was normal in those days is because women were largely belittled nd seen only as home carers, baby makers amd se objects......
Now whem women are also breadwinner
.how do you bring a second wife home when you and your wife are sharing responsibility, buying land together and building houses
Romance › Re: If Not For Monetary Reasons, Polygamy Would Have Being The Best Solution. by advanceDNA: 6:39pm On Jul 16, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. If not for monetary reason, polygamy would have been the best way to reduce the high rate of single ladies and guys. I.e If guys start marrying like 2 or 3, it would reduce the rate of single ladies. Secondly, because of the high cost living now in Nigeria, if ladies or some ladies can be financially independent to assist men, polygamy won't be an issue and it would be easier to be achieved. Note: It's my own opinion. So, don't take it personal.
Solution to what?? People just like sex and they are largely not disciplined...thats why we fvck around...

What makes you think women like and want to share penís under one roof in the name of marriage....only desperate women and women who love money settle for sharing penís willingly, whether under one roof as wife or as side chic... women are too jealous..

Besides, its easy sneak around...thats why men do it....women even sneak around more because scociety slut shame women who sleep with motiple men....
people that have multiple wives still sneak aroumd because it requires less commitment and Its fun chopping several women without marriage or knowimg inlaws
Christianity Etc › Re: I Want To Convert To Islam by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On Jul 16, 2022
TenQ:
He doesn't see it.
Muslims claim that Moses, Abraham, Jacob, Isaac, Zachariah and even Jesus were Muslims. The simple question to them was how come!?
I have made them confess the impossibility of anyone becoming a Muslim without Mohammed. How then can they justify that the old prophets of Israel are Muslims since none of them know Mohammed not his teachings.
People have said over and again..that m'mmed just took the old testament and new testament and created a revised version he called a message from God...nigga is a fraud...

I dont know how his followers made him a supposed greatest man alive...i guess that too, was a copy copy from the way christians carry jesus
Christianity Etc › Re: I Want To Convert To Islam by advanceDNA: 4:32pm On Jul 16, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
What makes you believe in his teachings? smiley
I'm shocked that you can't see tenq position in all of this argument....
Romance › Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by advanceDNA: 2:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
Alexgman1:
Not all the time. Women have blood, they can feel too. They need sex too.
U no dey hear word...
Stay there dey counter every advice way dem dey give you...

You go soon bcome responsible for 4 people now on top your small salary.....
Someone that was abandoned by her ex after gettimg pregnant should be more careful..but no ....she's the one crying for no condóm sex..

Shouldn't that tell you shes desperate to hook you, make you responsible for her, her kid, and the new one she will have for you....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Dad Is Homeless by advanceDNA: 2:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
Chukstotti:
Hello, everyone, this is my first time posting any issue here but for this issue, I had to.

My girlfriend and I have been together for over two years and she's someone I would love to marry but she comes from a complicated family.
Her dad and mum stay in the same town but don't live together. The mum caters to four out of the six children they have while the other two who are guys live with friends. Her dad had financial issues and that was the beginning of the end of their marriage. Her dad doesn't know me but her mum does. Her mum knows of my relationship with her daughter and we have her approval.

Her dad was asked to leave the place he stays (a semi-completed building) because someone bought the entire building and renovation works have started.

The issue now is,
My girlfriend wants her dad to come to stay with me until he gets a place to rent for himself. That he would only stay till the end of the month. I stay in a room self-contained.
I am confused and doesn't want to disappoint my girlfriend because she loves her dad so so much. Of all his children she is the only one that cares about him.
Please I need your kind inputs.
I think its too much to ask a boyfriend....

Men should start makimg better choices when they want a life partner.. Women dont want your poverty striken áss...i dont see why you should set yourself up for poverty by marrying someone who will always be a burden on you, together with her family...


... I mean, you are still tryimg to stand on your feet.. and your you are already taking inlaws as part of your responsibility....dont add more depression to yourself in the name of help..

I've seen similar moves many times.....he won't leave after a month...this kind of handshake always get to elbow.....
Health › Re: I Can't Get Erection With This Particular Girl by advanceDNA: 1:40am On Jul 16, 2022
KeeDee5o:
How, why?
Japa....na experience we dey use tell you...
That hole no be where u suppose enter..

If u have erection but become limp as soon as u reach the entrance....oga japa...
Travel › Re: My Fiancee Is Relocating To UK by advanceDNA: 7:15pm On Jul 15, 2022
mckinnel:
All of una don finally pursue this guy comot for him thread...we need to check if he's okay

Man must be going through it now.
Op abeg update us na
All of us dey wait to hear from you
We wan see the head of the Tori

Celebrities › Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by advanceDNA: 6:46pm On Jul 15, 2022
abubakartelad:
Even oyinbo the hustle like that?
Pickpocket na English word...
Travel › Re: Unmarried Partner Dependent With Children by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On Jul 15, 2022
movedup:
My partner and i have been traditionally married for 10 years without proper documentation or marriage license. We have 3 children together but apart from their birth certificates and our bank statement as proof of our relationship, there is nothing else.

He has been offered a full sponsored tier 2 visa to the U.K and we have been asked to submit 6 documents each as proof of residence and all I have to proof my residence with him in the same house is only my driver's license. I am a stay at home mom. what do we do?

thank you
Can you please be clear about what they asked......
6 documents?? Just to prove residence?? Unless I didn't get your write up...

U dont need to falsify marriage...the UK goverment recognizes civil partnership between couples that are not officially married on paper...

U just need to prove that your relationship is for real with stuffs like....

proof of address..
Pictures shared together
banks statements
Whatsapp chats
Birth certificates showimg you both father and mother your children...
Receipts..


It's not something difficult..
Business › Re: FCID Sent Me A Message For Faulty Loan. Am I In Trouble? by advanceDNA: 12:55pm On Jul 15, 2022
crestedaguiyi:
Fcid ke, I owe fairmoney over 400k, them don call tire.

Carbon own na like 80k.

How much Buhari don borrow, who die.
Nairalanders una too funny

Foreign Affairs › Re: Sri Lanka President Rajapaksa Resigns by advanceDNA: 12:51pm On Jul 15, 2022
Fearyourcreator:
Who shoot you?
Ask those that have been shot and arrested during similar protest....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sri Lanka President Rajapaksa Resigns by advanceDNA: 12:43pm On Jul 15, 2022
ashawopikin:
where you wan even see am? Person wey dey travel upandan
U are wicked.. grin grin grin

Even if hes not around...he will still order shooting of protesters
Romance › Re: A man unknowingly helped his girlfriend prepare for her own traditional marriage by advanceDNA: 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2022
MissMich:
So you think loving someone genuinely is considered being stupid? What if there are no visible red flags during the relationship?
What if she hid her ulterior motives perfectly well from the guy?
I still see nothing wrong with him loving truly, it's their loss if they choose to throw away the unconditional and pure love for something more fleeting.
U women always like men that love like a foòól. That's why you always hear women on this forum say they love simps....men tgat forgive repetitive cheaters, men that cant co front their partner because tgey dont want her to get angry, etc...

if you eyes is open in any relationship..u will see the redflags...theres nothing like invisible redflags....

In fact, the more genuinely you love someone..the easier it is to notice any small changes in their behavior, speech on phone, etc, etc..

Its when you dont know someone too well they Will use you without u knowing......Or or when you let sex/orgasm impair your judgement..

the mistake we make is that we date superficially and we call it genuine love because the person is giving us attention and sex...

Some people will be dating and have no single info of their partners whereabouts whenver she or hes not with them....

u are dating someone that when shes not with you, her line is always not reachable or she can't do video call and u always think its network..... u are dating someone that always takes two days to respond to your chat yet the "i am busy" excuse is always enough for you....when they now serve you breakfast you will be saying "i gave my everything "

It's a lie...u only have your body and received enjoyment but failed to notice other important things
Romance › Re: A man unknowingly helped his girlfriend prepare for her own traditional marriage by advanceDNA: 9:28am On Jul 15, 2022
MissMich:
I don't think he is because it's not a crime to love someone wholeheartedly, it's her loss for she just lost a good man with her deceitful and cheating character.
There is no sympathy for being stupíd...
If u allow yourself to be used by ignoring the red flags no one is to be blamed but you...
Romance › Re: She Won't Say Her Age! by advanceDNA: 8:14am On Jul 15, 2022
shortgun:
Hello guys, I've been talking with this girl for like 3 months now, anytime I ask of her age her response will be "old enough".

She is beautiful, intelligent and a smart young woman but I don't want to have anything with a minor.
I've tried severally for her to tell me her age, she will prefer we end the conversation than say her age angry

She's in 200l according to her.
Is it possible she's still underaged?
Girls take pride in beimg young and beautiful..
They only hide their age when they feel too old
Romance › Re: Can You Point Out To The Obvious Lie In This Story? by advanceDNA: 7:33am On Jul 15, 2022
Maybe the second banny on the left na conductor wey sit on the window on the left grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sri Lanka President Rajapaksa Resigns by advanceDNA: 10:57pm On Jul 14, 2022
clockwisereport:
You can start the protest. We will follow your lead
If na nigeria..buhari would rather shoot all the protesters than resign
Celebrities › Re: One Percent Int'l Unveils Real Warri Pikin As New Artiste With N30m, SUV by advanceDNA: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2022
LAXconfidential:
30 million and SUV? Artiste?? Wetin she dey sing??
Na brand manager/agent work you dey see so

That 30 million ..no be only her go pocket am...
Her agent or manager wey do the connection go collect like 30-50% depending on their agreement
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by advanceDNA: 10:05pm On Jul 14, 2022
Zimzee:
Hello house, please what program Can someone with a PASS DEGREE apply to in any UK university that can still favourably give a work permit for her to support herself.

Please do not ask why she got a pass, it was absolutely a situation beyond her control but she came out strong.

I know some schools offer admission to third class degree but I don't know about pass. Please if you know any medium maybe a top up that can still give her work permit and path to Post study, please kindly share. We are looking at this January.
Thank you
Why did she get a pass? grin grin grin
Travel › Re: My Fiancee Is Relocating To UK by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Jul 14, 2022
Jaqenhghar:
Cousin...... do you know this cousin?
Anytime i hear cousin ...i just know say na redflag..
Travel › Re: My Fiancee Is Relocating To UK by advanceDNA: 3:14pm On Jul 14, 2022
hush15:
That response was before i understand the class of visa she did however, yes its still s sense of commitment. Except she comes out categorically to end the relationship, no natter how hustle is, she will always remember there is someone in that mix.
Remember someone is in the mix....?? Lol
Woman no dey hustle for man to come enjoy.
How many woman u hear say carry her fiance come abroad after she arrive..very few.. ...
Women are naturally redpilled..
Travel › Re: My Fiancee Is Relocating To UK by advanceDNA: 1:52pm On Jul 14, 2022
hush15:
If both you are serious, put a ring on that finger and let her let it slide thru. That way, she can appky for you as dependent. Else guy, forget her till she resurfaces again
Put a ring??
She already entered the uk with someone as the person's partner...how will they explain theor own separate uniom that to the embassy??

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