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Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Nov 18, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
Guy u no geh sense... u are truly a baby, and as Toks2008 said, u can't be older than 24...with very limited experience about life, women, dating, marriage, and women's behavior in their choice of men. Go and sleep and stop writing rubbish. Learn from elders...not ur conditioned juvenile way of reasoning.
Who is this rif raf..... u don’t even have a point, a line of reasoning on what Toks or I said.. u just rushed in to throw insults... please if you don’t have anything to say... log out of the forum... any one that doesn’t agree with your ideaology doesnt have sense...?? You see how stupid and flawed your reasoning is...
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On Nov 18, 2021
Toks2008:
I can bet my left testicles on it that you are either a teenager or mentally immature. Of course if you are 25years or lower i can confidently be your dad.

When people like me write on romance or marital issues you should just learn or shush rather than pour your emotions blindly on a matter you are so naive about.

I put it to you again that 8 out of 10 ladies will glady be a baby mama, a side dish or 100th wife of a billionaire rather than be the only wife of a broke man INCLUDING YOU.

How come it is the christian ladies that wail over this matter? who are you compared to extremely beautiful Muslim ladies all over the world who are happy in their polygamous marriages? and let me shock you, your husband or boyfriend is most likely with other women but because they know how immature you are, they will hide it from you and when you find out you will possibly leave him to start sleeping with different men in the bid to have a faithful man to yourself until you have been so used like a s.x toy by many men and that is when your brain will grasp the fact that men are polygamous and ONLY A FOOLISH LADY EXPECTS TO HAVE A MAN TO HERSELF. And that is the path you are presently.
Mr toks..stop deceiving yourself..
U have a flawed way of reasoning coupled with pride....u don’t even dialogue objectively, yet you expect me to lean from you...nigga spending years on this forum doesn’t make you your opinion the standard..

First you claim all women will gladly chose polygamy because of money.... it’s irritating to to think everyone is driven by money...
now you are fallaciously concluding only christain ladies prefer monogamy....

Muslims ladies accept your polygamous ideology because u use religion to tie their hands in Africa and Islamic States...saying It’s blessing for her to allow her husband have multiple women...I’m not surprised.. ur religion has various strategies of caging women...

Go to the US and see muslim men gladly embracing monogamy....it’s in Africa u community penis can flex muscles about polygamy, claiming it the will of God...that’s the same why you claim it’s the will of God to have Islamic state...
using will of God to deprive people of their right is a norm in most religion.. so I’m not surprised

U stylishly skipped the part where I asked if you’ll be happy your 22 year old daughter comes home with a man of multiple wives....u can’t truthfully answer that because u know u would want better for her....

Again... u claims about women is just irritating.
I’ve seen muslim men that don’t want polygamy both in this country and abroad, so your point that only foolish women want monogamy is not only invalid, but lacks sense..
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 11:10am On Nov 18, 2021
Toks2008:
But if aliko Dangote decides to marry you or your sister as 5th wife you will suddenly forget all the crinkum crankum you wrote.

I pity men who allow any woman dictates his sexuality...

Bunch of hypocrites.. As single ladies they are the side dish of a married man, they cheat on their broke husband with a rich man and they will gladly leave their monogamous husband to be a 10th wife of a billionaire yet will start wailing when the topic of polygamy is raised.
U seem to reason in a weird way...if I don’t know you on this forum, I would have thought you are 14 years old....how can you assume everyone will choose polygamy over monogamy because of money..... is money the only thing driving your faculties.??cos it’s surprising how you would automatically think so if others

I guess you will shout for joy and gladness when you 22 year daughter comes home with a man with multiple wives as her husband to be?
Of course you won’t be happy...because You are the hypocrite here..

men like you think other people’s daughters should gladly accept going to a polygamous home because U feel its a natural for community penis like yourself to jump from one pvssy to another..

u are so driven with the polygamous idea that u advised a single young woman with a moment of weakness, lusting after someone else’s husband that polygamy would have solved her problem..
you ddnt even mind that she would be hurting and destabilizing a peaceful family....nigga...it’s not everytime a man should think with his penis..

There is no hypocrisy from my part...I state facts...and it’s simple... no woman is happy sharing her man with other women... women who do it only do so out of desperation or lack of choice...

.if you doubt it, you can take a survey of just 200 women and see their response
Travel › Re: Baby Fell Out Of Mum's Moving Car, Ran Over By Another Car In U.S.(Pics) by advanceDNA: 10:09am On Nov 18, 2021
The mother jail time go long ooooo
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 9:22am On Nov 18, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Okay sir. I will do that and keep away from them
Follow your heart...do what makes you happy as long as you are not hurting anybody....
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 9:20am On Nov 18, 2021
Toks2008:
This bondage you ladies have put yourselves cos if many of you embrace polygamy it would have been easier for him to make you an extra wife. What profit a lady to marry jerk in the name of ''i want my man to myself alone'' when there are very decent, responsible purpose driven married men willing to marry at least 2 or 3 wives?

Polygamy YOU SAY NO but another woman's husband dey enter your eyes.
There is no arrangement where polygamy is better than monogamy....
It breeds avoidable jealousy, strife, hatred, and promote all conflict...

Humans are territorial species...and a jealous one naturally....

If you believe any woman is happy and joyfully sharing her husband’s pen!s, lips, money with other women under one roof, then u must believe when I tell you my mother is still a Virgin.

women in polygamy are just there becos they have no choice.....

U men that promote polygamy, why do u always think it’s only okay for men and women should allow it? but you can’t stand it if another man is sleeping with your wife.... so women are not humans like you...they don’t like sweet things..
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by advanceDNA: 9:08am On Nov 18, 2021
But which kind married woman dey invite another young single woman neighbour to come and be eating in her flat.....

Is that confidence, stupidity, or deliberately testing the husband.....
Celebrities › Re: P-Square Shares Account Number Like Davido To Celebrate 40th Birthday by advanceDNA: 8:17am On Nov 18, 2021
MadamVanessa:
So this is now the new trend?
So you ddnt see this coming??
How can someone make over a 100million in 24 hours and you think others won’t follow the trend..
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Lai Mohammed, Federal Govt Silent On Judicial Report by advanceDNA: 8:07am On Nov 18, 2021
temitope27:
Cos he gat nothing to say
Make no mistake... lai mohammed and femi adeshina will still use this situation to make buhari look good.....they will say there is fairness and justice in the administration..
Health › Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by advanceDNA: 3:44am On Nov 18, 2021
I’m not perfect... so I don’t judge people on how they choose to sin...

But what’s annoying me is How you people place so much value on women that everyone sleeps with?

If you catch your girl friend cheating, you call her a b!tch and say she belong to the streets because u can’t imagine another man drilling the girl you are drilling...

so, I don’t get how you find a greater b!tch more appealing to the extent of paying more than 1000 naira to drill a hole hundreds of other pen!s have drilled and with the risk of std....
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Celebrates Peter And Wife, Lola On Their 8th Wedding Anniversary by advanceDNA: 4:49pm On Nov 17, 2021
Dickeyrider:
Short time 10k

Till day break 25k.


No nonsense, no stories sad
Seun, come and see something.
Career › Re: Working As A Teller In A Bank And Working In An Accounting/audting Firm by advanceDNA: 1:57pm On Nov 17, 2021
Kokadomfreedom:
Good day, please, i will need your advice on this two options available to me at the moment. I am a graduate of Accounting in a state of dilema on which of these two options to choose. I have an offer to work as teller in a bank with #80k plus as salary and also to work in an Accounting/Auditing firm with a take home pay of #50k with an option of enrolling for ICAN in the next diet. I am confused on which one to go for career wise. Your advice needed urgently!
Teller: debit and credit??
You want to choose that over having experience in an accounting and audit firm..

Guy.. is like u don’t know what you went to study..
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Successful In America? by advanceDNA: 1:24pm On Nov 17, 2021
ahnie:
Because village people didn't followed them to america.

Business › Re: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by advanceDNA: 1:22pm On Nov 17, 2021
Befulfilled:
My head is not thinking right right now cos I'm going through a lot. I was in dire need of money for hospital bill when someone sent me some money due to my cries. Using ATM to withdraw it, I was debited but not dispensed. Going to 3 months now, the bank has not refunded. That money was to save a life but bank played politics with it.

What are my chances if I sue them for damages?
To sue is not the problem....
What damages was caused as a result of the bank holding your 2k....was lives lost, if yes.. that’s provable... was your organ damaged as a result of the delay to medical care.. that’s also probable...

But if you sue and you and your lawyer can’t prove that the delay caused damages apart from psychological.... the cash out your are expecting fit no pass N65,200...
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA:
Datboredberry:
But I love it when men roll up their sleeves!

And I love army boots... And compact gloves... It's so sexy!

This is mean! I can't help it... I blame myself for sharing... cry

But most women have 'weird' fantasies... Men don't listen plus they judge... So we don't share... Miserable sex lives...
You don’t need to feel bad for who you are as long as you are not hurting anyone..
I Apologize all the same... being mean wasn’t my intention...
I’m not judging you tbh...
weird Fantasies is relative...
What’s weird to you might be normal to me..
What’s normal to you might be weird to me..

Your writing is fantastic by the way..
Celebrities › Re: Please Stop Masturbating by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Nov 17, 2021
Pornographyy and porn are twins....
Stop pornn, and your problem is 95% solved...
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 8:45am On Nov 17, 2021
kazyhm:
I no dey vex neither did I posited that auto technicians is not a fantastic profession. But the cliche in your statement sounds more like a conducted statistics.
Alright.. I admit to exaggerating a bit...

Politics › Re: Grace Atinuke Oyelude Turns 90 (Photos) by advanceDNA: 7:52am On Nov 17, 2021
xpressionx:
congratulations momma.

When the devil was not in charge of pageantry.

Was bicycle among the winning prize grin
So you don’t get the similarity between snapping beside bicycle in the 60’s and snapping beside Luxury car in 2021....

Some things never change when it comes to women
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 7:24am On Nov 17, 2021
kazyhm:
And at five different locations. The mechanics and vulcanizers are kazeem ?
Mr Kazeem, mechanic is a fantastic profession... why you come dey vex say my plenty mechanics na Kazeem...
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 11:54pm On Nov 16, 2021
kazyhm:
Jumping in between mechanics
You funny...
So you ddnt think change of location naturally comes with change of mechanic. At some point, I moved a lot
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 11:38pm On Nov 16, 2021
kazyhm:
Lol....only you ?

You have trust issue.
Trust issue??
How did trust issue enter this mechanic/Kazeem issue
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 11:29pm On Nov 16, 2021
kazyhm:
..

How many precisely ?
I’ve met 4 Kazeem mechanics ...
2 rewires
1 panel beater
And of course 5 vulcanizers
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 11:22pm On Nov 16, 2021
kazyhm:
I don't understand kazeem the mechanic ?
But u understand sulaimon the electrician??

No vex Kazeem

It’s just that a lot of mechanics and vulcanizers I've met happen to bear Kazeem...
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 11:19pm On Nov 16, 2021
debbydams:
it' bulk room I want grin
U af spoilt finish.... grin
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA:
okoroemeka:
I have said this time without number that we men are now slowly beginning to realize that we don't know anything about women,their sexually is so complex and their level of cryptic secrecy so advance that I am shocked reading this confession from a woman,if I hadn't read this I cannot believe that an aboki shoemaker or a mechanic can make a woman aroused just by seeing them working,this is incredible,no matter how hard I try to decipher how the female sexual mind works the more I realize that no two women are similar
Nigga ....
There are more than 5 billion Women on this planet...don’t let this one specimen make you think they all have weird or disgusting sexual fantasy....
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 9:55pm On Nov 16, 2021
debbydams:
it happened but mine is opposite..I like men that wear cooperate dress that shit turns me on..lol
Are sure you husband can send you to the bank to deposit money...?? Without ending up having a quicky with the operations manager inside the toilet or vault
Romance › Re: Working Men Turn Me On! by advanceDNA: 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2021
Your Husband cannot even travel and call Kazeem the mechanic or sulaimon the electrician to go fix something in the house...... that’s how he will end up in za other room..
Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Arrives Court Today Looking All Fresh (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:41pm On Nov 16, 2021
SiggyNG:
She did new hair ooo embarassed
You are a wicked person grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by advanceDNA: 3:26pm On Nov 16, 2021
preacherz:
With what proof??
Calm down egbon
Is like this one no know Nigerian police...
Op’s case no different from rape...
Dem say you collect provision
U dey say make dem provide proof say you collect am....u no know the meaning of that question ?? Come and collect the proof from my stomach and the toilet...
when police reset your the op with slap and 3days in cell...he go pay for all he don chop
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by advanceDNA: 2:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?
Your egungun don nearly dance reach police station.Your matter go soon cast.....

Just do mistake offend that girl....
You go hear how she go tell her mama say you hypnotize am collect all the stuffs from their shop
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Wants To Call It A Quit Because I Don't Relate With His Siblings by advanceDNA: 10:40am On Nov 16, 2021
[quote author=Arieljay post=107667410][/quote]Beyond her??
You are wrong... the man has not asked for what’s beyond her...She’s not autistic neither is she antisocial otherwise she won’t have a boyfriend in the first place....
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Wants To Call It A Quit Because I Don't Relate With His Siblings by advanceDNA: 9:05am On Nov 16, 2021
Arieljay:
I am sorry that you feel so heartbroken but that guy doesn't love you,he should look for his fellow ambivert ,extrovert or what not!!it's he's loss,the misconceptions about introverts are Soo pathetic,but guess what babe let them think what they want,your happiness first,you can't be what you are not to please someone,he's trying to mould you into what you are not and you will never be able to keep up,he's the kind of guy that he's family will always dictate to,you don't know what God is saving you from,rejoice and be glad!!
I’ve never seen a wicked advice like this before
Which one is your happiness first in this matter?
Is the man asking her to do something that will kill her or take her joy away...??

How is this impairing her happiness?...u are just asking her to be selfish, nonchalant, and think about herself alone in a relationship that is meant to be steered by two people..

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