Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri: Paying Of Tithe Cannot Provide Divine Protection by advanceDNA: 7:45am On Dec 04, 2021 |
Aufbauh: Interestingly the oldest and richest persons on earth are not 'Tithe payers. Neither does the country with lowest mortality rate is a 'Tithe paying country'. You follow them go house to know if them dey pay tithe..??. John D. Rockefeller publicly said he tithed even though he ddnt go to church regularly..... don’t get me wrong I’m not sayin you should tithe.... I’m just saying you don’t know what these rich men do personally.. so don’t just assume what you don’t know |
Romance › Re: Men Have Biological Clock Too - Their Clock Explained by advanceDNA: 6:19am On Dec 04, 2021 |
zexy2030: Some diseases start showing at forty. You too?? |
Romance › Re: Men Have Biological Clock Too - Their Clock Explained by advanceDNA: 11:05pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
BigBashiru: i know what biological clock means in women. and ive just explained to you what it means in men.... How?? By comparing 18year old child to 60year old father...?? At 40years, is the man incapable of having the child?? No, he is still every much capable and fertile...So how is this a biological clock issue for him... |
Romance › Re: Men Have Biological Clock Too - Their Clock Explained by advanceDNA: 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
What exactly is this one saying...?
I thought you want to even show us a research data that will enlighten us of the age a man’s sperm no longer fertilizes eggs.....
But you are here talking about age of the men when the child is 18....how is this a biological clock.... do you even know what biological clock in women mean....
Oh gosh!! What kind of reasoning is this?? |
Christianity Etc › Re: People Are Getting Vaccine Passport Microchips Embedded In Their Hands by advanceDNA: 8:10pm On Dec 03, 2021*. Modified: 10:55pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
The sh!t is about to get real... Just to get vaccine...we don dey enter microchip level?
If righteousness2 talk now...una go dey tackle am |
Romance › Re: Gay Man Cries Uncontrollably While Walking Down The Aisle To Meet His Husband by advanceDNA: 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2021*. Modified: 7:55pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
meobizy: Cue the Nairaland illiterates with their never ending comments. There’s nothing new to gay weddings. I’m sure they happen in Nigeria regardless of that useless law which stifled a potential presidential candidate. Na poor man carry religion and bigotry for head. People progressing in life don’t care. Russia is far developed and full of literate people...and they hate gay people more than Nigerians...the anti gay law there is crazy... If something is not common in a place, the occupants won’t be open to it.... many years ago.. women that wear mini skirts were arrested by kick against indiscipline officers ...now it’s no a big deal...with time Nigerian and the rest of the world will come around.... For now we are not ready... it’s not about illiteracy... many literate people in the US, UK and co find gay people disgusting too.. it’s just the laws protecting gay people that make people pretend to be woke.. |
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife Is Using Jazz On Me by advanceDNA: 6:24am On Dec 03, 2021 |
Walkee: a man cannot commit adultery. What's the word for an "adulterous" man in your local language? This one wants to find justification for sharing penis like national cake.... We are speaking English here... the word for an adulterous man is an adulterous man.. isn’t that simple enough for you..?? if you are religious.... Jesus said if a man lust after a woman in his heart he has already committed adultery even before he off trousers but here you are thinking you are wise... and if you are an atheist do unto other how you want them to do to you....it’s a simple law of life... If you want to be polygamous, be polygamous. Tell your wife and her family before entering a contract.... not that you will take vows, sign document in church or court and want to pull the “men are polygamous card” whenever you are caught.... Nigga that’s not how Ned Nwoko and the likes of Dangote used to do oooo...... |
Romance › Re: 99% Of Nairaland Romancers Don't Know The Meaning Of Body Count by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Dec 02, 2021 |
HelloWriter: I've been hearing people say 'body count' on Nairaland. I realized that they mean the number of times someone has had sex.
But, I conferred with the owners of English language and confirmed that it has absolutely nothing to do with 'soft' things. It is a military jargon... Can’t one word have two meanings?? It’s used in military and also in the dating world And it’s not the number of times someone has had sex... it’s the number of people...
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Culture › Re: How My Child's School Mandates Payment by advanceDNA: 2:57pm On Dec 02, 2021 |
I understand the English....what I don’t really understand is, how the teacher is responsible for your daughters lesson’s fee...
Or am I reading this thing wrongly....
When you think you have seen it all, somebody will just vex and pull one nasty stunt..
Where is lalasticlala sef?? |
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife Is Using Jazz On Me by advanceDNA: 2:40pm On Dec 02, 2021*. Modified: 3:00pm On Dec 02, 2021 |
Wonders shall never end.... this one is blaming his wife for not being able to successfully commit adultery
Nigga...should you be committing adultery in the first place??
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Nairaland General › Re: Jack Dorsey’s Resignation Part Of Conditions For Twitter To Be Allowed To Operat by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Aisha..you are winch...
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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Scheduled For Emergency Court Hearing, May Get Bail by advanceDNA: 8:26am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Oghighirhighi: If this is true, that means Buhari and his handlers have suddenly realised that some smiles and a small piece of kola from the pocket will bring better results than war cry and sword from the quiver. That’s how they said they wanted to release abiola..and poisoned the dude with tea... Nnamdi Kanu won’t stop his Biafra shout... the government knows to arrest him again will be hard... so why will they release him unless they have other secret plans |
Technology Market › Re: Used Original Puma 102031pole Position Wristwatch by advanceDNA: 7:58am On Dec 02, 2021 |
put battery naaa....
Original or not...person wey go buy your watch go want watch wey dey work well... so put battery naa |
Romance › Re: Dear Men, by advanceDNA: 8:55am On Dec 01, 2021 |
Double0h7: Lol. Go and face your disaster of a life instead of coming here to spread hate and division. There are good and bad people it has nothing to do with gender. We understand misery loves company so I will leave you to argue nonsense with people as a way to escape the hell you call a life...  Ouch!! You bad.. |
Romance › Re: Dear Men, by advanceDNA: 7:22am On Dec 01, 2021 |
bjprodint1: Really?"inside life"man Read your comment again... first you said there are no bad women... is this fact or fiction, or you are high on cheap crack.?? even women know that many of them are bad, morally corrupt, sexually corrupt, zero virtues, only driven by money. There are women that no matter how well you treat them, they are just bad, they will cheat on you and even do worse....same for men... How can U claim that women are saints and men should blame themselves for the outcome of their relationship.... If you are woman.. it’s okay to support your gender..but it’s also okay to say the truth... If you are man..I don’t know if you are stup!d, naive, or just deliberately trying to be an asslicker to women |
Romance › Re: Dear Men, by advanceDNA: 6:34am On Dec 01, 2021 |
Lol... this one has not seen life... |
Romance › Re: 10 Incredible Health Benefits To Masturbation by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
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Family › Re: A 70-year-old Man Is Madly In Love And Obsessed With Me. by advanceDNA: 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
UyaiIncomparabl: I'm serious. I can't possibly sit down to make up this post. Too busy for all that. Why don’t you quietly enjoy your new catch... your Village people are around ooo.... |
Family › Re: A 70-year-old Man Is Madly In Love And Obsessed With Me. by advanceDNA: 4:21pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Lol...She said her hard work has finally paid off.....Nigerians been redefining the meaning of hard work since 2010....
My friend that post fake checks into unsuspecting peoples email too will say he’s hard working.....
May God have mercy on us all.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Superman An Alien Impregnate A Human? by advanceDNA: 4:04pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
AntiChristian: Where is the Hypocrisy when Sons of God like Jesus came to sleep with daughters of men.....
I don't believe in your 72 virgins theory sha. Na one of the Christian lies.
A woman has no marriage age that's why Yahweh told Moses to reserve virgin young girls for the warriors.
Yahweh too has such verses which were used in the Old testament. Yahweh too instigated such! Anyone who worships other gods should be killed. Yes, he's coming back to fulfill his destiny and then die Since he never die before! After his death, he'll also await judgement like others! He is a Prophet just as any other Prophet so he is not ordinary!
This is nonsense! Atheist fit get upper hand for your side! But here they no even get hand! U still haven’t answered...what’s your point?? I |
Career › Re: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay It's Entry Level Staff? by advanceDNA: 6:32pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Timekeeper: Why are you hoping that he is a contract staff Slip of hand no jarè.... wanted to write “hope you are not” |
Romance › Re: What Does It Feel Like To Overcome Porn And Masturbation Addicition? by advanceDNA: 8:15am On Nov 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: In whatever decision you're taking, always remember, masturbation is far better than STIs, STDs, unwanted pregnancies and unnecessary billings. He said he wants to stop something that’s bothering .... You are telling him why he should keep doing it... nigga you funny.. |
Phones › Re: Jumia Discount Code ‼️ Use Code “DCNDINMA” To Get 10% Discount On All Items by advanceDNA: 6:29am On Nov 29, 2021 |
Minjim: Try and shop on weekends. There is a discount for that too I give up on you |
Phones › Re: Jumia Discount Code ‼️ Use Code “DCNDINMA” To Get 10% Discount On All Items by advanceDNA: 6:16am On Nov 29, 2021 |
JUMIAdiscounts: It’s a voucher code. It’s capped at 1000 Then it’s N1000 discount.. not 10% off |
Career › Re: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay It's Entry Level Staff? by advanceDNA: 6:00am On Nov 29, 2021*. Modified: 6:08pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Enigma21: Hello everyone.
I just passed Zenith bank recruitment test and would like to know how much they pay entry level staff and what the work environment is like.
Thanks in anticipation for your responses. Just a little over 100k if you are entering as executive trainee(ET )... hope you are not a contract staff shaa?? |
Romance › Re: Is The Use Of Condom During Sex Not Masturbation? by advanceDNA: 5:57am On Nov 29, 2021 |
Gee64: I ask this question because I think the use of condom during sex is a simulated sexual activity which could be likened to masturbation. What do you think? Do u understand what masturbation is....?? As long as two persons are involved giving reach other pleasure ....it’s no longer masturbation.. even if a woman is giving you the same hand job you give yourself with Vaseline.. it’s not masturbation.. |
Phones › Re: Jumia Discount Code ‼️ Use Code “DCNDINMA” To Get 10% Discount On All Items by advanceDNA: 5:43am On Nov 29, 2021 |
Is ten percent of N25300 equal to N1000 ?? |
Romance › Re: Is It All In My Head Or Am I Right? by advanceDNA: 11:29pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
gambit25: Guys am I wrong? A girl that doesn't live in the same state as me and has only come to visit and stay with me once want me to buy her a iPhone 7 upward. I refused and told her straight up that I can't buy a phone for a girl I don't see regularly or a girl who doesn't live close to me. She got angry and didn't talk to me for some days. However, the next time she chatted me, she was asking me money to go do her hair which I also refused to give her. I'm like why should I give money for you to go do your hair if you are not going to come with it to my house. She said I should go and ask my friends if what I'm doing is not rubbish, but I'm certain what my guys would say hence the reason why I'm bringing it here for dissecting. Make una share Unar opinions ibeg.
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Christianity Etc › Re: . by advanceDNA: 11:24pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
You don’t have to be superstitious before something like that will look weird naaa....
Why u seff they change position..?? |
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