₦airaland Forum

DeathParade:
India is the world's fastest growing MAJOR economy. Key word "major". And India has had this distinction for years now.
Yes there are small economies that are growing faster. But in the segment of major economies, India is the fastest growing.

So maybe the graph was showing only major economies? Idk.

Lol .....Wateva version makes y'all sleep well at night with the current state of this nation is totally fine by me...

See ehn...it doesn't take rocket science to know an economy that is doing well....thats why all these desperate paper manipulations and mastvrbating over projected statement of the IMF is need needed........the same IMF that demanded the devaluation of our currency so as to retain us borrowers, plunging nigerians into severe poverty

Baba ... There is a saying... "A slave will not remain a slave for eternity, if his master doesn't set him free, time will set him free"

Eight years will soon be over......

Putindbutt:
What facts?. The fact was put out by IMF, so what facts are you talking about?. Nigeria is top 3. Argue with IMF.

Go school........u say na scam

Ordinary small data comparison dey hard you

Ablesam171:
Could someone please explain how bank SMS charges work? I always thought banks use bulk SMS for their customers, but if that's the case, why are their charges higher than regular SMS rates?
Additionally, I'd like to know if banks also charge customers for promotional and other messages they send out.

Yes...they charge u for any sms you receive, both transaction and promotional and birthday.....its the scam of the century....

Go and cancel sms alert and opt for email alert which is free...

.they will try to tension u that you can't do so..
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Quote CBN policy that customers are mandated to have at least one means of transaction alert and email is enough for you.

lionshare:
It's not entirely inaccurate, but I agree that he should have numbered it for clarity. That said, the key takeaway is the projected percentage. Just like the GDP figures released last week, these are still projections and are likely to change as the year progresses. If I recall correctly, the initial projection earlier in the year was 3.04%.

Its deceptive reporting......he knows it would look bad showing Nigeria at the far right of the bar graph...

The administration has close to nothing to show both on paper and in the lives of citizens ..that's why all these deceptive reporting is needed...

Last time ....the Nigerian bureau of statistics had to readjust what being gainfully employed means to working at least one day in a month...... All to deceptively bring down the unemployment figure

lionshare:
But its the same thing or am I missing something?

Where are the other countries in btw..Reno is trying to be smart by making it look like Nigeria is in first 5......India is not even first on the list of projected fastest growing countries

By the way ...it's just projections...I don't see why Reno is masturbating over it

This has been said over and again.

..but simps will always be simps because being nice stvpíd is the only thing their pathetic, low self-esteem àss can bring to the table

Newgoodkk:
MUST HE VISIT THE CUSTOMERS CARE FIRST TO HAVE ONLINE PASSWORD AND USER ? TO HAVE ONLINE ACCESS

PLEASE HELP .

A sim lost for over two years would have been churned and may not retrievable....but there is no harm in trying shaa..

What's the reason for askig you to produce alerts..?? The request seems weird .....there are other ways to verify you are the account owner

Dzzzz:
Firstly are you the one wearing the knockoff?so why assume I was referring to you about the “Bragging”..Secondly,I was saying $12k and not 12 that was an error..

Lol.....u jumped into my mentions but the comment "Please wear your knockoff in peace but don’t brag" is not for me....?? Okay ooo.... Wateva makes u sleep well at night is totally fine with me

udemzyudex:
Pastor wey dey drive latest, wear latest, live in fine house na fake but the one wey dey trek, dey stay for trenches na real man of God.

Na so some Nigerians mentality be.

Lol..... Na life be that...

If u are a poor pastor...they will insult u that ur life does not reflect God's blessings....

If u still get money...Dem go still drag you ...

NaijaGoBetter2:
If you don't have any good comments kindly type Congratulations and move.

Remember no be him they rule this country and he no be senator

Them nor fit hold senator and president... So they must find person to hold....u norr dey see how Dem dey burn person wey steal chicken for road

Dzzzz:
How many people can afford a wrist watch of 12usd?..Please wear your knockoff in peace but don’t brag..

12usd ?? Lol....if u can't afford a 12usd watch that's fine....I sincerely don't know why u brought that up and further said I'm bragging.. please use smart watches that cost 300k in this country and they are not even rich.

Did I tell you I'm using a 12 dollar or any other kind of high end watch??

The sad reality is that you ddnt understand my comment....and u are too proud to ask...

U get car ?....10 ltrs per day : 180-200k is already gone.
U still dey drink bottle water for house: 50k don waka....
U still dey use prepaid meter like say na post paid ??: 50k don go
Your wife nor dey support: one chance.
U get babe wey dey collect allowance: lol.

500k no go reach you unless u cut your expense...

. Welcome to tinubu's economy

Na u nor get the matter......these terrorist, bandits, ISWAP, bokoharam are Islamic caliphate foot soldiers tasked with killing and forceful takeover of Nigeria piece by piece.

...it's the same strategy from years back .....

They might eventually succeed because the sad reality is ....we have too many jihad/ Islamic state sympathizers in the army, govt, and even citizens who want the caliphate to take over and Nigeria ruled by sharia....

Agbegbaorogboye:
Stop advertising your ignorance

PENGASAN is a labour union

Argh

11doubledee:
It's very difficult to ascertain that at the moment.
But with time we'll know how efficient or inefficient they'll be.

Try and note the names of those removed MDs ..so it won't shock you when they are appointed DGs or MDs of another agency...


Nigeria is a crime scene on a normal day

Esthered:
If they're aren't functioning, why should they have MDs.....

Same with Ajaokuta Steel company.

In Nigeria ....a government appointed position is not for effectiveness, productivity or efficiency......., it's just to play politics or tribe, religion....
.and most importantly.to.embezzle and reward close friends, associates and àss-lickers who have supported them in the past

Its just another people's turn to chop money for doing nothing....

11doubledee:
God bless whoever did this.
What exactly have they been managing for over 26yrs of non functioning refineries?

Make no mistake....Its not a move to restore functioning to the refineries.....it's just another people's turn to chop money for doing nothing.....

Politicians don't care about effectiveness and efficiency......their goal is to embezzle and please their associates, friends and ass-lickers with ministerial, director, DG, positions..

Thiefobi1:
Better than for the country cease to exist because of debt pile up by previous govt.

Its propaganda to say a country will cease to exist becos of debt....una never tire to dey spread these lies.....??

The same debt they claim they are servicing is still increasing because they are borrow more to fund the luxury life style of the three arms of government ....

Una dey try oooo....to defend tinubu nor easy ooo

He's going to get only N288,000 (and that's me being rational)

dettolgel:
I think the minister did the right. I will give this one to druggie and his team. Highly commendable.

Remove money for petrol and currency subsidy = give small bags of rice here and there ...... embezzle the rest

Remove money for oversea training = give small local scholarship like 100k, embezzle the rest

Na same format...the three arms of govt just want more money in their pocket

.only few local student will benefit as usual, ghost names used to balance the rest....

Nigerian politicians have no shred of good in them...
.... Every year these student that go abroad cry as their allowances and health insurance are embezzled.....same happens to TETfund beneficiaries at PhD level...

Jokes should be posted in jokes section....

If it's not original that u can confirm the serial number, just forget it...... because OEM knock offs of Audemars & other high end watches like Rolex only have value based on seller's ability to package

some sell this knock off OEM as cheap as 35k naira while some sell as high as 160k to pple wey nor sabi...

Original AP goes for thousands of dollars

That's what you get for making the country worse than you met it...

I pity those that won't be re-elected in 2027...
The wailings go loud....

Dtruthspeaker:
However, the first point of call is to check the witness who gave such a report.

And lo, this witness has no solid identity.
His place of birth is fictitious; his birth is fictitious; his death is fictitious.
Clearly he does not want to be identified.

Let's play small devil's advocate here........ Do you know many authors of the books in the bible are not known?? Will you say that invalidates the accounts written there in??

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying your suggestion is false ......I'm just saying what you want to use to invalidate the guy and his testimony has a bit of fallacy mixed with it....

Dtruthspeaker:
And with this, it can be seen that upside down sheet, is just a Catholic propaganda and the making of an illegal connection to Christianity.

Well........Catholics are full of propaganda quite all right.....but fabricating the death of Peter as a form of illegal connection to Christianity isn't all that plausible to me..

I mean, those Mary worshippers are the ones that single handedly made a religion out of the followership of Jesus .......they might be full of shiit but u gotta give them some credit for blowing the trumpet of Jesus/christinaity loud enough before the Islamic caliphate came with their crusades....,

Like I said...peter is dead....& he isn't Jesus..so his death has no significance to Christianity

Is it how Peter died that you don't like or the person who said he died that way??

Btw....Peter isn't the Lord Jesus.. so what's the significance of how he died?? Weda he died at home or elsewhere..peter is dead either way

..the way politicians and their asslicker§ embarràss their family ehn.....

jmoore:
The challenges facing Nigeria today require bold, visionary leadership.
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Lol...... Una don start with this bold leadership slogan again??
Wait..... so una never tire for the so called " bold reforms propaganda" used to rob Nigerians of their common wealth and putting it in the pockets of the three arms of govt ??

rickleye:
Will this guarantee my child a job with KMPG ?

KPMG wey nor dey pay better money

baralatie:
You by your assertion have seen that the law of Nigeria says it is a death penalty
You are still arguing
Okay o

If u don't understand what I wrote u don't need to comment

Hahahahahhahaha hahaha!!

This country ehnnnn!! So it has eventually come to this point....

I remember when journalists asked Chri Ngige when he was minister a couple of years back about the rippling effect of medical doctors immigration
.......he said there were more than enough doctors in Nigeria and many more in universities that will graduate and replace them, whoever wants to leave should leave...

Now...a bulk of doctors that we have in GOPD are those who use Google to diagnose patients..

seunayantokun:
Sorry if I have not used the correct legal term, but I don't contradict myself.
Whatever it is, the court has sentenced him to death. Then the best thing to do is to get hold of a copy of the judgement instead of depending on a news report to criticise it..

I know the case...and the judge is just trying to exploit the loop hole of the penal code which provides an exception to pass death sentence

The truth is there is actually no evidence of intention to cause death

baralatie:
Unfortunately in Nigerias penal code 22
Culpable homicide attracts the death penalty🤷🤷🤷
You can confirm it yourself

I know what the penal code says......the death sentence carries a clause which judges abuse...

And the clause says : " if the act by which the death is caused is done with the intention of causing death" .....which is technically pushing the offense under the umbrella of 1st degree murder....

Oga

Its clearly a case of domestic violence with no preplanned motive to cause death or evidence of it.