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oh boi to derail the thread small, just watching repeat transmission of S.A vs Spain.
those southie boys played really well

oh boi!

this is some real mean Poo!

2 wars, 1 thread.

DK and Elampiro's battle is more likely to be a technical one, possibly only boxing purists would love that.

BUT Coogar and Tapout? This promises to be Hearns vs Hagler, Arturo Gatti vs Micky Ward and Ali vs Frazier 3 all in one!

GustavoFring save me a seat please, Katsumoto we need your sage knowledge of all things legendary.

I dont want to hear " No mas", I want to hear " down goes Frazier"

coogar: and this was the tool that said fat consists mainly of anderson's body weight. every trainer would tell you the bodyfat of top football players in the premier league is 5-10%.

mainly = majority(more than 50%)
i reiterate, you are a nurse working in a non-reputable abortion clinic. i have exposed you enough today.

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If u can't understand my statements I now see why you voluntarily gave up on learning at age 10 AND I fully support you in your vow.

GustavoFring: I can see you coming to the defence of your concubine.

Good master.

Your reference to ibime and his sēmen is irrelevant as I have yet to agree with Ibime on any footballing issue.

I know your phallus is perma-jammed down Starboard's oesophagus and you really have no choice but to defend your b.itch.

Tell him to get John Blaze though.

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Ouch! Man down ! Man down !

GustavoFring: Elampiro free these guys jare.

No gree make DK ride you o...

Na your mate...follow am drag

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Lol
Oh boy y u wan pour ororo for d fire na?

P.S d average footballer's body fat is btw 10 and 18 perecent. Check ur sources.
We can assume fat anderson is clocking 20 percent. .

Of course mean the extra weight those guys carry. If u check the statement I said it measures who carries MORE weight per square area. In lebron's case that more is likely bone, ray lewis case is likely muscle while anderson is exposed by his jiggly body to be one real FATso lol.
Done wit d argument.
How do we set up dis wknd

Yawn.
IS HE FAT?

Lmao see beer parlor yabis .that is always your last resort.
I thot d debate was about anderson, carry your rooney argument to elampiro.
We all know u made a vow at 10 against knowledge, this is not your first time

He was a linebacker for the ravens, all time great. He is 6ft tall and weighs 113kg for a BMI of 33 or 34. Check if he is fat from his pics.
Its just that you are limited by your hatred of rooney and your sacred vow against knowledge.
BMI does not tell who has more fat or less fat.it just shows who is carrying more weight per area of body size. However that weight could be mainly bone (lebron), mainly muscle (ray lewis) or mainly fat ( anderson).
There is a difference btw a sculpted chest and one that jiggles in motion a la Anderson

I agree I am a nurse and u also agree u have made a vow against knowledge.
After all you said yourself that u stopped learning at 10.

:DLol resorting to insults again?
U have obviously made a vow against knowledge.
Lebrons height is already factored into the BMI that is why it is weight over HEIGHT SQUARED. There is no need making adjustments for height after d calculation. You are d master of fallacious arguments.
How tall is ray lewis and he weighs 113kg... IS HE FAT? Is the Gronk fat?
Do i have to open ur skull to make u understand that BMI is about being overweight and not about fat or not.
P.s u r d one comparing rooney nd d fat one,for me I have my hands full grappling with anderson's weight

coogar: being fat has a lot to do with BMI.
the inaccuracy can only be found when you compare a non-athlete with an athlete. if the comparison is between 2 non-athletes(elampiro & afrodork) or (rooney & anderson) then BMI analysis is fairly accurate.

we are talking about athletes.
was the great Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens fat at BMI 33. If u dont know him check his pics
Is Lebron fat?
so many people are overweight but not fat, not just athletes. because BMI DOES NOT distinguish between muscle, fat and bone.

So u can have a big boned and heavily muscled guy who is not fat registering as overweight in the BMI scale e.g lebron james,ray lewis and so many other people. but u will see fat and jiggly people like anderson register within normal BMI.
do u know why? because bone and muscle contribute more to weight than fat. so the guy with much fat might not register much weight but the big boned and muscular guy will. So u now know why BMI and fat are not synonymous?

HOWEVER fat contributes more to health risk than bone or muscle. So a more accurate assessment of health risk than mere BMI according to most experts would be Body Fat Percentage. But its a more technical and expensive assessment so BMI is done usually.

The nugget for today is that BMI has a lot to do with being overweight but not with being fat

LOL so is tonto dike truly a virgin then?

well since being fat has nothing to do BMI i guess you should have waited until you were more than 10 learn about it

dademola: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-uniteds-anderson-says-hes-1494030

LMAO so he spends his days visiting pastry shops and "sampling"?
no wonder he has been a teletubbie all these years

coogar: thank you!!!



it's only in a parallel universe you would call a 69kg, 1.76m man a fatso. mount your bathroom scale & show us what you weigh.



and tonto dikeh is a virgin....

LOL this is beneath you

why not read about those topics i mentioned and take down some notes. Then we can come discuss them here, it would be a form of education for you .

coogar: no, you didn't know about BMI..until last nite!

guy the doc in the name i use here is not decoration. I have been one for 10 years. BMI?

Read about the Anterior drawer test and the Lachman test, compare and contrast them and give me your assessment of which is a better assessment tool. When u drop a written essay here we can discuss.

montelik: In a strange way I am pleased we will be without Carrick and Jones, Moyes now has little choice but to give Cleverley, Anderson and Fellaini starting berths over the next 2 games. I sincerely hope he doesn't try unnecessary gimmicks, like Rooney or Kagawa in central midfield. Giggs should be amongst the subs just in case.

Let see what the natural central midfielders in the squad are made of.

yes i agree.
we should start the next match with cleverley and fellaini and if any of them messes up we can bring FAT Ando in.
Its time people started settling in their natural positions ,we are 3 months into the season

LOL just came back to see that Coogar has in his usual manner changed it to an overweight/underweight issue based on BMI.
And of course Rooney got dragged into the debate as usual, i thought this was about the chubby Brazilian?

I know all about BMI and being overweight,obese,morbidly obese e.t.c but for me this was never about that. I dont know about others but i dont think i have ever used the term for Anderson, i always call him FAT Anderson and believe me GustavoFring has proved beyond reasonable doubt with his pictures that speak a thousand words each how jiggly his torso is. I guess u know being fat is not a matter of BMI.
FAT Anderson is FAT, we all know this. That is the reason why he gets specially measured for jerseys and eats alone

And i have to say your knowledge of BMI while commendable is not actually complete. When rating whether a person's weight is at a critical level posing a clear and present danger to the person bariatric surgeons use other parameters e.g co-morbid factors in addition to BMI to judge. So you see the quality of life the person has and his general health and performance are factored into it. They don't just calculate the BMI and prep the person for surgery.

LeBron's overweight BMI is actually good for him as we can see from his performances and as we can expect from his style of play. If he reduces to the weight of Kevin Durant just to have a normal BMI we can expect his performances to drop.

The opposite is the case with FAT Anderson , we see him labor day in day out breathing like an asthmatic patient who fell in a tall field of allergenic grass, trying his best to move his FAT a.ss around the pitch, turning at the speed of the king in Village Headmaster.
He sure is FAT

The nugget for today is for you to realize that there are people who are overweight but not fat e.g LeBron and there are people who are obviously FAT (thanks GustavoFring ) but may not be overweight e.g FAT ANDERSON

6 pack against Pirelli?

Ronaldo right now is above the rest.

GustavoFring i owe you one bottle of odeku

omo see br.east! na woman be that?
that is more apocrine than muscle tissue

very nice pictures ,you are indeed a loyalist of FAT Anderson and i applaud your efforts
But these are not the pics we see on the pitch AND we all know that HALF of Anderson's weight is in his butt

coogar: of course.....
when people are wrong here, they ignore stats & stubbornly claw on to their myths & fact distortion. only a complete idïot would say anderson is fat when he's clearly not. rooney & rafael have a higher BMI than anderson. anderson is healthier than them.




rooney has never been fit.....
he weighs more than his height can carry. he's only 2 cm taller than anderson but weighs 9kg more. how's that not a fitness issue?

I agree with you completely and borrowing a leaf from your logic only a complete i.diot would say Anderson is not fat when he clearly is.

I take those stats with a bowl of salt.
The only way FAT Anderson is 69 kg is if he was weighed in outer space!

dayokanu: Most of the avid pool operators in Nigeria are not even literate, And Most of those pool teams you cant even recognize them

When you dont know the team nor the players then what forms the basis for prediction aside highness, Paraga and weed?

Its like me staking on Azerbaijan league when i dont even know any team from there

If na by that, Everyone knows Dundee United from those pool sheets we get from women who sell groundnuts

hahaha ojigbijigbi

thats where you you know that Exeter and Rotherham have football clubs. and like you said you rarely see top teams there ( remember these from those years of buying boli n groundnuts )

dayokanu: You cant mention specific matches you watched in those era?

Following pool result is what illiterate men do, They know Bristol on the paper but cant identify any of the club players

And mostly its lower leagues that are mostly featured in Nigerian pool, No be those papers dem dey use sell groundnut

For you not to know any Brazilian or Norwegian player in 1998 shows you are still a learner and newbie in European football

If you dont know what happened in 1998 How then would you know of key milestones like Bulgaria's Emile Kostadinov breaking French heart in 1993 and knocking them out of USA 1994 qualification

LOL
true talk. its like any of the current pool operators at Masha Kilo claiming football knowledge based on their business.
Elamps no go use gambling association prove football seniority here o.
And if u were so deep in soccer from way back how can you say u don't know anybody that played for Brazil or Norway in 1998?
When did u start really watching European football? No wonder u love Rooney so much
I don dey suspect u since

elampiro: There were matches Carrick played CB and Rooney moved into his role.

Then we had Rooney and Carrick pairing when the other midfielder was sub.

I think I could remember Man United 3 Aston Villa 0. Where did Rooney play in that match?

aww u said u were done with the argument o

elampiro: No, I think I am through with it.

for where? no be you?
"Just when you thought you were out, they PULLED you back in"

ehen i no talk am?
elampiro to the rescue

coogar: i used rooney because he has the poorest passing stat in our attack. when intricate short passes are imbibed, cleverley's skills come to light. his movement off/on the ball is the best in our team bar hernandez.......this is why his combo with anderson was beating big teams at the start of 11/12 season.

https://i.minus.com/ibjcFn0SF9Wv1g.gif

the above is the example of the kinda 1-2 ball i am talking about. we have very few players in the squad capable of returning this pass to cleverley.

lol we know why you used rooney.
i don't hate cleverley, he is one guy i still have hopes for in the team but he needs to step up his game.
off to work. i will log on later to see how elampiro responds to your subliminal barbs at his managing director rooney