₦airaland Forum

Izontubo:
chaiii....oil money don shut to feed them...the governor should cut down on his spendings....austerity should start with the governor before moving to workers who earn paltry salaries....

No be small thing.

midolian:


The truth is always bitter..so much tears is expected to wet this thread.

Please, I need an microscope to see the things that are truth which is bitter.

Layooluwa:
Welcome on board. Sure thing, when the voting starts, we will mention you and give you the link. Though you can support us by putting 'vote Fynestboi for Mr. Nairaland 2016' on your signature. That will go a long way to help us
CC:
fynestboi

Done

Layooluwa:
Nope he won't, I don't think he did all those things he did because of the Mr. Nairaland contest. And if anything, the post will make him to progress more and even bring more creative ideas. So are you saying you are on the team?

Yes.

but i need the link to vote

Layooluwa:
Donpoker9, maybe you should copy this

Let's put the crown where it rightly belongs, vote fynestboi for Mr.Nairaland 2016

and paste it on your signature. It will work that way

Ok, I like innovators.

But I hope he will not behave like typical Nigerians after attaining their desired height they stop progressing and become stagnant or start retrogressing?

shyling:
Buhari was ignored by the senators. He's afraid of Saraki's ordinary shadow.

Saraki knows something they don't want us to know.

What is so special about breaking fast?

dainformant:
A 90 year old man has been engulfed in sadness and languish after his mud house was destroyed by a caterpillar reportedly supervised by soldiers in , the country-home of Akwa Ibom governor Udom Emmanuel.

The details surrounding the bulldozing of the thatched house which is very close to the governor's residence -is still sketchy but according to reports by the Guide citizen, the aged man who has been crying over the loss of his house is now squatting on the veranda of one of the churches in Awa iman in Onna Local Government.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/old-man-laments-after-his-house-close.html

Still looking for the thatch or UK after brexit vote also changed the definition of thatch?

transit4:
https://www.nairaland.com/3205076/buharis-deafening-silence-true-federalism

Some Yorubas are the most shamesless hypocrites I know. They tell you oil is irrelevant. Yet they can't stand the sight of Niger Delta avengers. I really can't blame the hausas and fulanis; they're just a bunch of ignorant fellows.

Why can't you guys just understand that the region is tired of feeding the entire country at the cost of their own environmental degradation. The militants have presented the case of the region before the federal government, why has the government chosen to go after the Militants, ignoring the problem. And before you preach the gospel of environmental impact of the NDA bombings, I want to put it to you that the effect of their bombings is infinitesimal compared to what Shell, chevron and nnpc spills have done to us.

I tell you something, it is either the government looks towards true federalism, or one day, Nigeria will wake up to see the 20 million Niger Deltans turn militants.

You are a civil servant in Osun state, paid from oil money from Niger Delta and you still have the guts to be talking against Niger Deltans calling them criminals and accusing them of being selfish. Then guy, I fear you.

Do you know the sacrifice every Niger Deltan family pays to sustain the economy of Nigeria. Have you really considered the actual cost of oil exploration in the region? Until you do, just shut up and ask the government to do something.

Yes, all we have is oil. If we do not use it to develop our region, no one will. After all, when there was no oil, who cared about the region.

Maybe I wouldn't be writing this, but when your father has to abandon his many plots of land to oil spill, you'll further understand. When Mobil is exploiting oil in your local government, and all their top managers are hausas and yorubas, and you apply for IT, after writing the exams you're told very few vacancies exist. And you see your Yoruba colleague who didn't even write the exams telling you he's doing IT in Mobil, you'll also understand.

You'll finally understand when you're lucky to be the one nominated by the community to work with the oil servicing firm working in the area, but them you're the chief security. The other 4 guys from your community working with them are pipeline welders.

My apologies to well thinking Nigerians who understands our plight from any tribe I mentioned. I do not support bombings and economic sabotage. But I am of the side that since all these successive unitary government can't solve our problems, like that of other region, let's then practice true federalism

Most of the guys carrying out the bombings are in this picture just described, and one smart person would be in the comfort of his home/office typing how the boys are suffering themselves. People who are already down, not benefiting from anything. what will the stoppage of oil flow going to do to them?

ok interesting

What I don't understand is if it was only the arms money that was stolen.

Legitbaba:
I tot some said oil was not relevant again Hypocrites

hmmmmm, that is why they are jittery whenever the Niger Delta sneezes. But ironically they make jest of the Niger Deltans.

omonla555:
Good

Some people are just stupid, I don't know why they should be blaming Rocha again for doing the best and the right thing?

People are just bad.

Zombies always predictable

hmmmmmm from TSA, abeg make una no vex na who dey in-charge of FIRS?

ANIEXTY:
Abeg who get MTN and Etisalat own, those guys can worry ehh.

Na Empty-hen own dey vex me pass, ilegal deduction.

When you see that "Dear customer you just successfully subscribe for" message, that you know nothing about.

twaintoy:
Waiting for Etisalat's "Do Not Disturb" short codes. Tired of the annoying messages.

MTN

send HELP to 2442

Etisalat

Send STOP to 2442

Irony of this whole drama is that it is still the same north who sneaked in the Federal Character into the constitution and even set of a commission. Reason is because they couldn't compete academically with others in an open interview for the available government vacancies to merit certain senior positions. The people just make laws to suit them and change whenever it doesn't.

Pinkybush:
You created this trash because of Biafra agitating for self-control? What has happen to Sudan and South-Sudan after they parted ways? What has happen to other countries after they brokeup? I'll rather advice next time if you don't have any meaningful thing to post, better share that free Etisalat MB to people who have better things to share on Nairaland.

The bobo, no even get shame for face claiming intelligence while him to advice Nigeria as if Nigeria dey agitate to leave any union. wetin Nigeria want to learn, which union 9ja want to leave?

Education for this country na something else, all this schools wey dey give some people degree, hmmmm, the kind problem dem don cause for this 9ja no be small.

zachanalysis:
The fallout of the brexit political debacle clearly shows that it will almost likely be a political suicide to leave very sensitive political decisions to the whims and dictates of the generality of the people. If conjoined twins can have differing views over issues that affect their sensibilities, I see no reason why issues that border on the unity, common prosperity and the continued existence of people who more often than not are driven by parochial, selfish and shortsighted sentiments. Research had shown that most of the Brits who voted on the "LEAVE" side, did so without having a full grasp of the pros and the cons that are associated with their decisions. Now, this is society that pride itself as having some of the most enlightened citizens in the world. Clearly, the foul stench that the British political space has been inundated with after what may turn out to be one of the greatest political errors of our time, may just underscore the fact that leaving important political decision to an educated citizenry does not necessarily translate to the birth of a sound state policy decision. This brings to mind the ceasless clamour by some disgruntled elements who have been clamouring for a Biafra republic. If many of the "sophisticated" Brits who voted for brexit could in a matter of days agreed to have done so in great error, I'm super sure that most of those agitating for Biafra are doing so without any all encompasing logic. Many of those who have argued for Biafra are clearly intellectual vegetables. They merely talk for the sake of talk without resting their argument on the back of solid political and logical templates. They do so without asking sensible political questions such as: upon what theory of integration will the new nation or state be built, what direction its economic interraction will take in relation with the country it hopes to break away from? These among others are some the salient questions any serious country seeking to disrupt integration needs to ask. It is not just okay to yell and shout and talk for the sake of making oneself to be heard without making any sensible contribution to the subject under discourse.When that is done it amounts to what my prof described as “intellectual masturbation" because you are only getting yourself and those who think like you excited.

So in your words, EU should have decided for Britain? So you are not part of the people who want to leave and you are hear crying more than the bereaved. In order words Biafrans are not competent to be allowed to take a decision to leave. The yorubas and hausa should decide for them.

onespecial:
British citizens have chosen their fate, it is not in your position to pity them or determine that they have failed already. Britain will only lose Europe market size, nothing else.



Don't bother about us and thank you for your advise, we have our plans.


We had a government in 1967 after Biafran declaration even through the war, so don't underestimate our capabilities. We got our currency, military, government, economy, infact it was a growing ideal state till Gowon came with his war backed by international allies who want to steal and are still stealing from project Ngeria.


Plan for yoruba, u should be ashamed that people who are landlocked are seeking for nationhood while you with all access to the sea want to die in a failed Nigeria.

That is my problem with this people, you say someone is not important in one breath in the next minute you put fear in their minds through propaganda for them to remain. Who is fooling who. His he pitying UK that is light years advanced than Nigeria?

It is just laughable.

vigasimple:
OP should stop comparing Apples with Oranges in trying to defend a discredited 'one Nigeria' scam.

Nigeria is not making progress as things stand. True federalism or regional power devolution will make this country much better.

Brexit is the British equivalent of Nigeria pulling out of Ecowas.

As it is power is greatly devolved between the 4 componets part of the UK

Bros allow am make him continue to decieve and disgrace himself, now him done become igbo too.

wellmax:
I find your comments intelligent and devoid of the usual NLders way of using foul words when they run out of ideas.

lol, this people never disappoint.

first words, response to other posters .

sumborri:
to be dull is a crime against nature bro, read the topic, its a clear question. My post is a simple intro, must u be spoon fed ?

sumborri:
[b ] dumb*o [/b] read the topic its open for views, I am not ur teacher , who should be saddled with spoon feeding you. If I wanted to write deeply, you can't read till the end with any understanding being a tyypical nigerian product of cram and pour, if you don't have any contribution as to what nigeria can learn from the errors of the brexit. Go and sleep

and this one is to a whole tribe

sumborri:
list those things you have in comparative advantage to survive. Agriculture? technology ? Oil ? Trade? Love amongst all tribes in biafra ? Please tell me the political structure of the biafran government. Would it be a federal like one? What states have indicated via a referndum to be part of the union. What are the economic plans as no nation is an island, talkmore of one with no access to the sea and undeveloped inland water ways that will criss cross another country called the SS. And yes, the SS have no business with igbo leeches

As everyone can see these are compliments.

AndreSalvatore:
luk @ dis nigha..... Y ranting like an over fed baby?

Quoting yu s an insult to my persona...

Please, forgive the parasites.

sumborri:
all I hear is we have the, we have the, yet no concrete proof to that effect. This is very similar with the inferior brits according to you, an over hyped sense of beclouding ill judgement about their capabilities and relevance.

If you have all those things, why is the SE not a london, why is it still the SE. Or are the skills being saved only till biafra is acheived before they are displayed ?


Oliver and wilbur wright never said we have the skills to build planes, they simply built one and proved they could. What can you all prove

If they are such inconsequential fellows why are you bothering yourself over them?

it just beats the imagination how a sensible person will be saying another is useless and not important yet fighting tooth and nail to keep them.

Are you following the news on brexit, Germany and other nations are not interested to even entertain any talks of persuading UK to change their mind. they are even impatient the leaving is taking too long.

So since they are not important why not let them go.

On the issue of referendum you mentioned, have they not been clamouring for a referendum to be conducted?

ojun50:
Yoruba them like food them no they leave party say them no carry extra.

naim make dem pay d e-warriors from that side with rice.

tdayof:
Some of your points are not valid.

These are the real officers. I consider those ones as touts in uniform.

They are real because they are disembarking from a plane abi, and when others bribe, to join the list to also become real you complain. Nigerians like this are our real problem.

Even if the election is conducted 100 times Mark will still defeat him

SeverusSnape:
You mean the defenders of mumu-ibn-hari the dullardeen of Daura, and King of the north.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3076414_buharilawyers_jpeg753a57898a4991d6fbbb20fb47250ed9

lol, you don't know it pays to be an aslicker

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far as s kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bulls.hit and As s Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

brunofarad:
That moment when you want to go to the bush and urinate







And


You ended up matching on some DUNG while coming out...




That explains this corruption fight

ma bros

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm, this is nice, country is hard and boys are not smiling

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he wants to infiltrate that church like the Brussel bombers.

hmmmmmmm, how many slept with her before giving her roles? in ceisei's voice "confess, confess, confess."

No, it is a crime guy.