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sunsky29: it waz early yesterday morning, my younger sister went outside to clean the compound, all of a sudden i hear a loud scream from her,it was as if she is being attacked by boko haram.

I dashed out of the room with my imediate elder sister..We went to see what the matter was, our younger sister was shouting and runing 4 the exit..I didnt know what to tink, so i ran with her. Then outside the gate i asked her wat the matter is" bros na snake o. Big 1 o" dats her reply.Omo i kukuma gather my sisterz for 1 corner outside the gate. We were 4., 3 girls and just me..Even though 2 of them are my elders.

I dashed to 1 shoe maker shop (mallam) and i quickly told the mallam the problem, he didnt waste any time.He brought something from inside the shop that looks like a spear..We got 2 our gate,and the mallam told my sisters" make una stay 4 here" he told me to follow him.Am 21 d mallam was in his early 30s..He asked me were the snake was,i said i dont know,"na my sister shout,make i go ask am" i tld him.

I went 2 my sister and asked her were the snake is, she said"na 4 back of dat blue drum wey dey 4 backyard".I went back to the mallam and told him.We went to the backyard..The snake was just trying to move round the drum..The mallam acted like a pro..I took some steps backward BUT i held a big block wt my hand just in case d snake dodged the mallam and headED 4 me..

D mallam went at d tail end of the snake,struck it wit the spear,the snake tried to coil the spear...It waz as if the snake had swallowed a rat or somthing like dat..It myt have been resting all through the night..The mallam struck d snake three times in quick succession,then the reptile got weak and lost it little grip on d spear.D mallam thrust it severely and he pronounced it dead.

I tank God and shouted at my sisterz to come that its over" bros we no go near dat house again abeg" that waz their reply. The mallam was examining the dead reptile with the spear while i went in to get sm token 4 the man.I gave him 4k. . .Dat waz all i had yestrday.He took the snake out,i didnt boarder to ask were he is taking it to..Outside the gate my sisterz saw the big reptile hanging from the mallam's spear."

Jesus,God punish dat person wey send this tin to cum kil us" i heard my sisterz shouting those swear words...But how is it possible 4 a snake that size to enter our compound. For Godsake there was no bush there..Up till now my sisterz have not even come to the compound .Am still persuading them.They spent last night at our neighbours house,and only sent 1 of our neighbour's daughter 2 come and get their cloths 4 them while describing it to her..Our mum n dad are both late..1 of my sista even culd me on phone now and said it might be the works from village people.I laughed ehn..I just tank God and that mallam..I didnt have the guts to face a reptile at all.. For those of u that will doubt all this, i don't have time 4 arguements.

Nigerians with una lies, kai, this pipu no go kill pesin 4 dis countri.

No be this same snake dey circulate for facebook prayers over a year now. wey one poor widow and her pikin dey de boy come back from school, him mama ask am say pikin wetin dey do u. naim the boy yarn say him no feel well. The mama come enter bush to go pluck leaves to arrange agbo for am naim this snake come kill her.

This wonderful snake really get powers oh, and na the same pattern them still take they kill am and everytime him still dey come back.

Alxmyr: He is holidaying in a remote village in one of this APC state.
There is no internet service in that village.

Let me help him to spin this one.

But seriously, Keyamo must have been sent by PDP to spy on APC.
Keyamo is an old PDP candidate. He defend their cases in court.
Infact EFCC just gave him some brief and the aim of the brief is to discredit progressive APC which is sophisticated in choosing candidates.

:::Gbawe and all APC goons; hope I tried to defend our parti.

I love 9ja, no dull moment

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Symphony007: So this airport does'nt have credential to operate as an international airport? So if an accident happened and passangers died, that would have been on a presidential fiat. Making a political statement with people's lives.

Which accident? Accident no happen for Lagos? How e take concern u if accident happen for east? abi east don turn to Lagos or dem force una to fly to Enugu?

The Airport is not in full swing yet, and the SW is already jittery.

Chop your Lagos na, Whether una like am on not International flight go continue to land for the erosion depraved land.

I think say this type of thing dey happen for only aluu?
I think say na only easterners dey live behind local government secretariat for Lagos?
why dem no unite these people with their families na?
This na marginalization. Make those two guys protest for their rights

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Allegely poisoned her two kids after losing custody battle with their dad
She tried to commit suicide

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incrediblestev: Let us not undermine the usefulness of freedom of association, every law has its limits and per-requisites, there is no law that is absolute in itself, if I were to follow your version of freedom, then it will be ok for me to join the bokoharam sect and be justified. ASSU's existence has caused more harm than good to our education system, and yes, there is no country I know of where there is an academic union that compels every University in a country to embark on a compulsive strike even when members are not disposed to joining in. Do you know of the brawl that has been going on between ASSU and University of illorin to the point the management had to sack over 40 lecturers who were members to the union for their disruptive antics and tendencies every time there was a disagreement, today Univeristy of Illorin is better for it, they are not on strike and academic sessions are not disrupted by the greedy power play of a few. Even the private sector wont allow unionism because of its degenerative antics to constantly use disruptive means to solve their problems bad enough, you dont see these union leaders when thesame management and FG they constantly fight when school fees are unjustly hiked or students taken advantage of by lazy lecturers. ASSU needs to be either overhauled or reduced to individual University, they have outlived their usefulness as it is now.

What are you blabbing about? I don't think anybody has stopped you from joining the bokoharam sect. An association to kill people, or force people to adopt your way of life, beliefs? Is the union coercing people to join them? If so, that is a crime. Unfortunately most people join willingly, compared to the market unions, NURTW etc., that force people to join them. When you join a union, you agreed and must abide by its rules and majority decision(s). Most of those market unions are not even registered yet they force people to join them. You should be talking about those kind of unions, not unions people join willingly. Most people if they had the choice wont join unions, but in the Nigerian situation, if you are not in a union, your bargaining power dwindles. Collective bargaining is better for such people.

Are we under military rule? People should know the certain issues before talking. There is a provision of the constitution that allows "freedom of association." Yu have to remove/modify/expunge/ etc that section from the constitution first.

It was the same thing that played out during the north implementing sharia. Everybody was waiting for OBJ to stop sharia, a power the constitution doesn't confer on him.

If there is any problem with the constitution, let the national assembly change the law(s), then the executive implement.

Nigerian's have been under military rule for long that we don't understand what democracy is all about. We continue to imagine the President/Governor/LGA Chairman can just give orders.

old story since 2010

[quote author=Fran6i.k]He also called on the Federal Government to stop playing politics with the lives of the students, saying they are the future leaders.
http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/21156-[/quote]Which future leaders? The future leaders are being trained in US and Europe.

DaRocha: I have always said that 'the problem of the Niger-Delta is the people of the Niger-Delta themselves'. Fine GEJ got Tompolo the contract that he used to amass a lot of wealth but let us ask Tompolo, "Why didn't he use his ill-gotten money to put in place infrastructure in the Niger-Delta?". How many things worthy of mention can we point to that he has used the money for? I thought he once said that he was fighting for the emancipation of the Niger-Delta. Is this the emancipation he's been referring to all this while? I cry for the Niger-Delta because one day, that oil and gas that the Niger-Delta so depend on, will finish and they would regret their actions greatly. It is not a curse but reality.

Danjuma and co who own oil blocks, kindly list the infrastructures they have in place.

[quote author=$ugardaddy]What most Nigerians don't know is that our President has the mind set of the average ND militant:-

IT IS OUR OIL, WE CAN GET IT ANYHOW, USE THE PROCEEDS ANYHOW AND DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHOSE OX IS GORED!

Unfortunately, no nation survives under a leader with such a mind set. Barring divine intervention, it is only a matter of time before this country plunges into full scale armed conflict.

May God save Nigeria from all the forces that have now held it hostage.[/quote]You better get ready, or relocate to Benin republic.

All this SW and Northerners making noise here, I thought you people said oil is not the mainstay of the economy. Why all this noise na.
How much GDP is Niger Delta oil contributing to the economy? cry me a river. We need more rivers to fish oh

Francis? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Some people no dey hear word. Them go systematically, accidentally, mistakenly, wipe una from that town.

Hope this crisis will not lead to the THIRD WORLD WAR, as predicted by Nostradamus?

Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, and some Southern American countries on one side, African countries undecided.

e don tey when we dey see this kind things. since 1990s so no be new thing.

talktimi: their attitude proves the saying that common sense is really not common, if we use their mentality then in a place like Lagos for example, Fashola shouldn't be congratulated for anything since Tinubu laid all the ground work. In fact Fashola has been reaping where he didnt sow by collecting all these praises and commendations for long. Anuofia progressives

lol @ "progressives"

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Symphony007: How does an airport in enugu help the nigerian economy? As of now, no nigerian airport ranks amongs the best in the world but they keep building the useless things. How about spending all these money on a new MMA with more terminals, runways,gates,etc...so at least we can have "one" airport befeating our status as an african leader.

New MMA for Lagos wey other Nigerians need visa? that kind juju no dey work again ooooooooh.

Abeg make GEJ try revive Port Harcourt and Warri Ports, and make the Onitsha port operational. I trust Ibos dem no dey dull, dem go just purchase shallow waters ships/container carriers. wetin be the sense to ship goods to Lagos begin transport am to Onitsha. When the goods fit land birth of biafra on ocean-liner and transfer to the shallow water ships like these ones for pix, then customs clearance for Onitsha port. We go know how far.

men are scarce and getting scarcer with some men embracing each other.

Yungwizzzy: it still doesn't change anything

#teamNLantiGEJ

Sorry, if you like shed tears, your almighty Lagos IGR just reduced. Hope this can be replicated in other cities and the ports.

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You talk sense my sister.
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ujoinme: nothing from that article confirms that chevron and shell have withdrawn from the project only BG withdrawal is confirmed.
read it again.
I am tired of the ethnic lenses that colors everything in nigeria and nigerians. irrespective of where the LNG is built will it not contribute to the development of nigeria?

I disagree with you. It is the same way almost everything is in Lagos. Today people are being deported from Lagos. Tomorrow Ogun and Ondo will do same. They wont remember it is for the development of Nigeria.

small thief trying to thief from big thief.
chief of staff still dey learn him never graduate to be big thief, that's why him fall.

9ja say "thief no fit thief thief"

Oyibo say "set a thief to catch a thief"

That's why e easy for the big thief to catch the small thief.

ok, i dey try sha, e no easy to carry second.

the ibos have a saying that "a cockroach can never be innocent in a gathering of fowls."

If GEJ does anything positive, it is attributed to OBJ or Yar Adua. Meanwhile he takes the blame for all the failed infrastructures.
No Power - Blame GEJ
No equipment in Schools and Hospitals - Blame GEJ, etc.

[quote author=dos-santos]guy!!!! i was in abeokuta 3wks ago and i must confess Amosun has done alot buh u guys should stop ridiculing this performing governor all in the name of praise singing. there is no big deal in dis taxi, gbenga daniel done something similar to that in d past, what are the status of cabs he bought then. let stop blowing things out of imagination. just go to delta state and see what Uduaghan has achieved in terms of transportation scheme. i'm a lagosian dnt get it twisted[/quote]Uduaghan buses and taxis are even subsidized, don't overload. In fact, people prefer to wait for the Uguaghan buses/taxis instead of board other commercial vehicles. I didn't mention the inter-state part in my earlier post. The buses have been operating since his first tenure and over 90% are still in good condition.

ritababe: Thats Gud for him... This gay stuff come too much oh, who we girls go marry if men come dey marry each other. Gay should never be legalise in Nigeria now or ever please...

The guys no get money to maintain na. Wetin u want make dem do?