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I wish . I like the type that just knows what you want and go straight to the point

Better investment

FreeStuffsNG:
That wear is good for covert not for combat. During combat, hanging and lose clothwear can be used to grab you to your own disadvantage but if you have AK47 under it your opponent may not know.
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to speak english na by force. You can clearly diffenciate between combat and covert.

ambience:
See as dem ugly

which one be ugly? You no get eye? You go say you no like them

Nawa o. See cost of house rent

N3TRAL:
Nigeria is a tough country to survive with a minimum wage of 30,000 naira (less than $ 100 USD per month).

To cater for one's family in Nigeria as a civil servant, one has to increase their income through begging or sharp practices while engaged in the civil service.

Go to Universities and Polytechnics, lecturers are selling handbooks to students. Some of these lecturers will teach you well and mark your papers well whether you buy their handbooks or not. Other lecturers will not teach well and score you low if you do not buy their handbooks. We don't spit on the lecturers because education is important.

Go to Immigration offices across the country. Staff are collecting huge sums to process passports. People even beg them to collect bigger amounts to process their passports faster. We don't spit on the staff because traveling is important.

Go to file court processes even in the court registry, you have to pay the staff extra money so that they can handle your files happily. We don't spit on the registrar because getting justice is important.

Try to book an appointment with a prominent person who has a busy schedule. You have to appreciate his P.A or secretary with money and airtime. We don't spit on the them because seeing the big man is important.

It is same at every government department in this country.

When the student returns from school and the lady leaves the immigration office to encounter a police officer at a checkpoint, he/she spits on the police officer because security is not important and the police was standing under the rain sun unlike the others.

Just like almost every lecturer sells handouts, most police men just beg for 100 naira or 200 Naira to complement their 45,000 naira a month without seeing their families. Not all of them are like the lecturers who victimize students who don't buy the handbooks.

Ask the drivers whose cars were auctioned in Lagos Last week, they'd be praying a police officer had asked them for 5000 naira or 10,000 naira at the spot instead. Ask G-boys wey dey EFCC custody, they will tell you they wished a police officer asked them for little at a checkpoint instead.

When e reach police officers we dey form sane clime. If police dem follow form sane clime tow people car wey default go station, car for finish for Naija. Though there are bad officers, let's appreciate the good ones please.

Double standards everywhere.

in summary, DOUBLE YOUR HUSTLE

Hail King Messi. G.O.A.T of all G.O.A.Ts.

I'm my own man. I depend on no one. I send money to my parents every month. I can't remember the last time i asked money from them

Casted. You think say you dey wise

Na mumu dey see stray call am my dog

Reallife17:
*pweek or preek

seriously?

Prick and money

The things we do for love.

Who would want to mate a stray

Fear Nigerian women o. Na foreign make sense to date now o

jeromestarks:
There are many girls living with this kinda regret now. Some left a good guy for a rich guy and now they're dumped. Others rejected a man they think is not their specs but now they wish they haven't.

Guys listen carefully, if a lady rejects or dumps you, get down on your knees and thank God.

The girl who loves you will not stress you.

like you said thank God

You get all these ingredients why you no go cook better stew. Even with the ingredients you no cook am well.

It's easy to find money in Nigeria than love

Beauty with brains. Igede to the world

Jp simp

Unbelievable. Wetin make you go school. Abi school na scam ni

Imagine criminal surrendering a criminal to another criminal. Nigeria na cruise country o.

Na una know o. Me i dey find ways to jp

Na human being born these pikin o

So na sex kill your mama and papa. E be like you no well.

My guy move on. Na mumu dey love o. Na who no get work dey carry woman Matter for head. If dem come your side next time phuck nonsense comot for their toto.

Wagbayi omo ope. These leeches no deserve any favours.

Imagine the body counts. People dey suffer o

BloomingDale:
Who told you mammals are incapable of parthenogenesis. You went to google rubbish abi. Stay there and let google be deceiving you. Women don’t need men. Men need women. The female plants are the ones that produce the food animals feed on and you in turn feed on those animals. Without the female plants life will cease to exist on this planet.

I’m sure you believe your Bible fables of man being created first and the woman made from the rib of a man. Lol.

stop mixing things up. It creates confusion. You should know by now that Plants reproduction is very different from humans reproduction. You say these things as if you have proofs or you've experienced parthogenesis. Madam need i remind you that you need a man's semen to reproduce whether you like it or not.

It Burns sugar in the body, makes one last longer during sexual intercourse

UselessBuharist:
I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

be grateful for your pain. It means you're still alive.

BloomingDale:
In nature men are actually the useless ones. Does not matter what you think. Women will actually go back to giving birth via parthenogenesis once Nature eradicates men. You guys have no redeeming factor. You go about raping, robbing and killing, destroying and generally making the planet unsafe and hell for everyone.

hey witless. You believe in fiction. If you know all about parthogenesis. Then you should know that mammals are incapable of parthenogenesis. Your talks are totally incomprehensible and baseless. You have nothing to prove here. You are who you are. You need a man as a man needs a woman. Remember that not all men engage in those vices you mentioned.