₦airaland Forum

Petyprincess:
I was expecting a strong arguments to your claim but dissapointed of what I'm reading
In as much i know Canada isn't that but these reasons are quite unconvincing!!

Extremely dumb comparison. No single basis for such analogy.

I went to Sweden as an international M.Sc student. A lot of master's courses in Sweden are taught in English because, despite the fact that Swedish is their national language, they speak very good English. Ranked 3rd best in the world behind Britain, and Netherlands.
Just as many suggested before, my classmates/lecturers were surprised that someone from Nigeria could speak English not to talk of fluently. This perception is mostly because East Africans (Somali, Ethiopia, Eritrea,Kenya and Uganda), who came here as refugees, dominate the African image in Sweden. Aswear, even we
from Naija wey no too sabi English dey struggle to understand them, not to talk of Onyinbo.

That said, Swedish people are easygoing, socially withdrawn and taciturn in nature. So they don't even give a damn about you as an immigrant. While you revel in the total freedom and personal dignity you are accorded here including their law enforcement, be rest assured that you could live here for a decade without making friends with a single native despite your proficiency in Swedish language.

In conclusion, I don't want to rule out the fact that there are still some latent "microaggressions" (look for the meaning) which one can observe if they're the kinda people that pay attention to those. Which I don't have time for. E.g when you ask me did you say you're from (Niggar-ria) when I just told you Nigeria (Nai-ji-ria)

I sabi wetin carry me come . So, I no dey look Uche face.

optimusprime2:
Your friend has told you all you need to hear and all you need to know...
Because if you have said a home return is out of the question, then start giving yourself a stronger base over there, you can always get a land when you are properly situated...

I have a couple of questions for you;

1-How good is your German on a scale of 1-10?
2- would you like to stay long term in Germany?

I asked you those questions because if your answer to question(2) is yes, then you need to heavily and I mean "heavily" work on your German language skills, the moment you can rate yourself a 7 out of 10, you would not need IT skills/certifications to land your self a job in Germany... getting a job in Germany quickly, to a large extent depends on your German language skills. Infact once you have a German diploma and can speak German proficiently, you may not even need that extra 18 months, because you would most likely find a job before the expiration of your student Aufenthaltstitel.

Take note job hunting as a German diploma holder and German speaker, is not limited to Germany alone... Austria is well in the hoop too!

Switzerland too. Even though they're not in the EU, they have lots of jobs for German speakers.

[quote author= post=97018860]Aisha,
Your mother is not the same as all Nigerian mothers,
is that understood?

Most girls/ladies best friends are their mothers,
Sisi Yewande of [b][/b] can testify to this.

Your mother sticks with you forever,
But your hubby can leave you anytime after turning your face to the face of one of Anthony Joshua's opponent or did what that Channels TV reporter did to the face of his wife!

So kindly speak for yourself and your family Aisha,
That is your family palava.

Next.......


True that!


Thank you Mr John M.
You've said it all.
You are also one of the very reasonable and sensible member we have on this forum.


Words from a wise lady.
Na ur mama born u.
God bless your mother for giving us a Queen like you! [/quote]This Manna no be small pikin, today u talk well but you dey sabi use elderly wisdom in the wrong way most times.

Jammy2012:
What a funny country? Thats how some self acclaimed internal revenue officers stormed my girlfriend's shop yesterday. she was told that she needed to pay 6k, but later bargained to pay 3k. but later discovered it was supposed to be 1k. I couldn't help but laugh. What a country. They should slash politiefians salary as well and also stop using huge amount of tax payers money on negligible projects like using 81 million naira on grass cutting

Anyone outside government or formal sector payroll that pays taxes in Nigeria is father Christmas. There is zero motivation or justification to pay taxes in that country.

This is simply truism

akinmusi:
Nah. Visit my gallery. I never said below is 3D. You lack comprehension.

instead of you to be like, OMG that was a mistake, you are making a bigger ridicule of yourself. That's exactly how failure grows and mature. Learn how to take corrections in life. You see how another person reacted?

akinmusi:
Nah. Visit my gallery. I never said below is 3D. You lack comprehension.

Go back and read what you posted and see who lacks comprehensive skills. In business first impression matters. You need to package your presentations well to capture attention mostly on the first try and under 5mins (when done physically). This is my donation to you.

If only he was smart enough to slap him once.

akinmusi:
He is a comedian. No be today.


Meanwhile with just 3k, I will design a premium 3D logo for your brands.

How do you expect anyone to patronize someone who doesn't know what he claims to know. Where is the 3D in this ?

Mumu sheeples

Sundaygeorge:
Rock snake... Dangerous.....

Extremely dangerous. Gobe da nisa

Are u the son of Ehimadu Ehindero from Ehimmiri?

Righteousness89:
This is how lucifer smashes people's destiny..

In Future when you really wanna attain a height! The internet ward people will flash your words on you and you will begin to Stammer and look for the opposition or innocent Villagers to Blame.

He simply means I am not interested in being Nigerian president. Dude is sincere with what he wants. If only Buhari was this sincere with ZoneB's

Aguogba:
More than 40% of our GDP comes from customs revenue from southwest ports and ( Federal Tax and VAT mainly from Lagos and Ogun) yet noone from southwest has been allowed to be customs head. Same with NPA lately. But as long as Igbo man is not there, you won't see my Yoruba brothers make any noise. Dem swear for Una ni? Why not demand for equity in your own backyard?

Just make an Igbo person custom head or NPA chairman, you will see all Yoruba media, interest groups, religious heads, traditional rulers etc start fuming like locomotive engine with a million petitions, smear publications and reasons why it is SW birthright that should never go to any other region. Yoruba Ronu is only when Igbos are mentioned. Such a ridiculous set of people.

BastardWike:
A coward dies many times before their actual death. Biafrans fought a war because they had the dignity to die fighting for what they believe in, than be crushed without any resistance and that's what courageous people do. However, everyone knows that Wasterners want oduduwa like kilode but they're too afraid to fight for it yet they continue to lament and cry everyday. Why not be brave like the Igbos and fight for the Oduduwa every one of you dream of in their bedrooms?

More than 40% of our GDP comes from customs revenue from southwest ports and ( Federal Tax and VAT mainly from Lagos and Ogun) yet noone from southwest has been allowed to be customs head. Same with NPA lately. But as long as Igbo man is not there, you won't see my Yoruba brothers make any noise. Dem swear for Una ni? Why not demand for equity in your own backyard?

Lawan- led senate of

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright..
A woman with balls
Not surprised she is from Edo state

Typical of Edo children..them get mind
Ekpoma, auchi, upper Sakponba, ogbe, ekosidin, uromi children..fear them

Aswear, no be for mouth. Like the ones that there slogan is "we no dey carry last"

dawnomike:
Is this country cursed ni?
If yes- by who?

Yes, by ethnicity and religion.

olaboy33:
This Regime is arguably the worst regime in terms of security in the post independence history of this country.

The president, a retired army general is very clueless on how to tackle the issue.

The smallest thing he can do is to change the service chiefs whose tenures have expired but our darling president has turned his left deaf ear to these pleas.

It is well with Nigeria.


Foul mouthed NwaAmaikpe has something to say below

God allowed GMB to come back to teach Nigerians, especially Northerners a very big lesson.

GayPontiff:
Stupid Nigerians.

Played by a cattle rearer.

No, stupid sofoolsticated SW blinded by fake and inconsequential VP slot.

"Sawing"- OP is she a carpenter or you mean "sewing"

Women and age. Dem fear age die.

"If you call am woman, African woman she no go gree, she go say, I be lady oo."

tensazangetsu20:
Their kids all school abroad, live abroad, have foreign citizenships then they will tell you who is poor to have hope and faith In Nigeria.

I always pity anyone that believes that lie from the pit of hell.

Teewhy2:
2010: Toyota Corolla 2003 sales price in nigeria 1.3 million
2020: Toyota Corolla 2003 sales price in nigeria 1.7 million.

same product and manufacturing date more expensive 10 years after( Do they mean the older the more expensive)

For those of you still saying Nigeria go beta, this simple analogy has explained the future to you.

I gave up a lot to start afresh abroad. No be say I dey mad. I simply don't believe in today alone. The Nigerian forecast appeared too gloomy for me and my unborn kids.

adioolayi:
Why are they trying to smear Nigeria's image They should arrest their Canadian thieves and stop putting Nigeria's name na. They should put their house in order

That's exactly my thoughts. You read where they mentioned "organized crime". They listed some names but also said they're trying to investigate and find the people behind these crimes. The truth is that Canadians use their high tech gadgets to bridge these cars, steal them and sell to Africans at giveaway price.

why didn't they tell us that it is Albino animals' week on Nairaland?

Nobody can advise you without knowing what u mean by "big" and small "organisations". more info needed. E.g BIG= Multinational, Federal MDA&Ps while small= State civil Service, Commercial bank, Microfinance (Esusu) cash point.

Sonnobax15:
. These lion get better shape pass some 9ja babes wey I don come across....so natural, unlike our Nigerian babes...

You dey look lion shape? Hmmm.

falcon01:
I've been with several ladies and all of em are Arghhh!! Women are usless creatures walai!!!

You mean your mum, aunties, sisters too?

2dice01:
True story
Trad wedding postpone till further notice

Oso ga eme�