₦airaland Forum

tillaman:
He didn’t steal after all, it was given to him willingly by Davido so what’s the big deal

apart from hospitality and home delivery services, receiving tips from customers, solicited or not, is illegal in the formal sectors of progressive nations. If you wish for a better Nigeria, then do not support the guy that was sacked. We must start somewhere and someone must be the scapegoat for others to learn.

Am I the only one that doesn't think that what they do is humorous or am I too serious with life?

babyfaceafrica:
someone that lost his polling booth during presidential election.. Oyegun is very light weight in Edo politics, maybe due to age or other factors.

always focus on the message and leave the messenger alone. Is what he said right or wrong?

ImaIma1:
Lol...funny.

What of a case where the guy already knew his mum was a witch before getting married?

A close family to my family is in that wahala. Her husband's mum is a witch and the guy knew. The crazy part is that her mum is one also and their whole family knows but cannot confront her.

I wonder what they benefit from witchcraft.

Akanawan ifot, that one na serious issue..

favor914:
Don’t you have Family Members that are Nigerians, who worked, or still work for the Federal Civil Service? Or are you from Benin Republic?

Nairaland should introduce IQ test for intending members. So this is how shallow your understanding of English grammar is?
"most" is not equal to "all".

vhuqnl:
Seems you have been in a bottle before

I believe in learning from other people's mistakes. You better do same.

favor914:
Don’t you have Family Members that are Nigerians, who worked, or still work for the Federal Civil Service? Or are you from Benin Republic?

if you could not understand a single sentence in English, I wonder how you will pass use of English for that UTME you just registered. Kids with coconut heads all over the place. With your level of comprehension, I hereby recommend the GMAT series to you.

To help you out, "most" is not the same as "all".
Meaning that, "majority of Nigerian politicians and civil servants are corrupt but there are still "some" that do not fall into this category.

Where my family or friends belong to, we do not know. However, the lack of that premise does not in any way negate my argument.

olawalepopoola:
Good day all. Hope we are all fine.
I want to ask what can be done when you get to know and confirm that your mother hates your wife without any tangible reason and all she wants is to either control your home or destroy it by all means.
Valuable answers will be appreciated

most times when a man (husband) is placed inside bottle, the first manifestation is that he will start to perceive his mother as his wife's enemy. Then, he will move to the next stage, which is "I can only eat my wife's food". Next thing, one of their agents will reveal to the man that his mother is a witch and that was why his wife had one baby instead of triplet. The Oga patapata of them all is that his response to all his Bleep up will be "I know what I'm doing".

Most Nigerians politicians and civil servants are viciously wicked.

BlueOrange:
Lol. I included them because it's just within reach from Schengen central

I get it but as you know, what is worth doing is worth doing wella. It's good they get the clearest picture.

BlueOrange:
Shengen, Belgium, Denmark, France, Netherlands, Spain, Malta

Canada

I live within the Schengen, Fixed

nero2face:
see as I just dey fear, Man ur story is so touching...I can't bear that oh,

story seems you're fake.

It is 100% possible. Just that 99.99 percent of "genuine male besties" are natural gays. While choir master, church brother, reading mate, etc are all included in the remaining 0.01 FsWB.

Ancient Egyptian, Roman and Persian empires all used Eunochs as male servants. Na to avoid stories that touch.

Whiteball:
To face front really dey my mind but my heart no gree me. My guy have said plenty holy things about this babe ..and am thinking is not God that brought me to my guyB's house to unravel some shit?

Bro, as I dey shyte about one hour ago, I come get one of those inspirations that can only come in the toilet or when u cook beans with plenty dope.
See as e be. Tell the babe say u don decide to mind your business but say she go come drop "eye wey see" but based on your terms as follows

1. Say she go come spend a whole weekend with you.

2. Na you go choose the partio weekend (reason is to avoid planned setup against you)

3. Na you go choose arena.

4. After Una summersault finish, she go still give you her friend as previously planned.

NOTE: First of all, tell this plan to someone as a potential witness to prove your motive.

The motive be say, if she be girl wey still get some iota of remorse and self worth left in her, na she go use her own mouth go report herself give your friend and beg him for forgiveness instead of being blackmailed into further mess.

However, If she accepts your offer, keep it as more evidence and go ahead to tell your guy.

That way, you still achieve the desired aim without being termed a snitch by the girl.

D

Quality20:
Abeg allow them. It's possible ur friend is somewhere doing 3some with some sexworkerz

it's then the responsibility of another person to expose him

osamz007:
WELCOME TO A COUNTRY WHERE COVID-19 IS TREATED AS A SECURITY CHALLENGE.

SO COVID DOESN'T MOVE DURING THAT TIME

I think, that time targets night clubs and partygoers.

Benbellamor:
Tinubu is behind YAF breakaway ..he funds them...This is what Gani Adams was pointing to that all avenues to make Yoruba cooperate have.been compromised by Tinubu...Using religious ectremist to devide them
Awon onijekuje
Amotekun till today sanwo olu cannot dare pass it into law like ondo ...
Sanwo olu will lose second term straight if he dare move the motion to establish Amotekun...
Tinubu is a business man...NOT AND WILL.NEVER BE A YORUBA LEADER

you drink your mama breast wella

mbos:
u are mad, something Jonathan started and it is still 80% uncompleted///
are u well at all?

since u don't understand english language, I will blame your abysmal display of stupidity on your parents for sending you to evening school.

I am from southeast and my father taught me to always stand on the truth. When it comes to the second Niger bridge, PMB has the highest score just as Egbon Femi said.
NB yardstick is the bolded alone.

dangermouse:
Not holding brief... Nigerian police is far worse. Far far worse.

Most times American police kill because they're scared that the victim could be armed. Nigerian police kill unarmed people just because of 50 Fu**ing Naira.

[s]"I started behaving like the normal girls, I asked him for money to make my hair, he doesn't have, I asked him for money for cream, he doesn't have and he has been angry because I told him I don't care whether he has money or not, since I must do my roles, he should also do his roles"[/s]
Who told you that the above is "normal"? This is exactly the mentality that has turned a lot of Naija girls into part-time Oloshos and side chicks.
Please add "ab-" to give it the right context. It should be the other way round.

Baybii:
Can't you resell some things? Like the gown. If you feel you wasted so much money. I'm sure a gown of that price would still be good enough to fetch you some money.

Gown wey women dey use wedding day make up ruin. The worst part be say, most of those gowns can only be dry-cleaned. Buy your wedding gown only when you can afford it because after Una wedding, na madam closet be the final resting place.

Mynd44:
When egbon Femi said "I am a former minister, a lawyer….." What did he mean?

How much is the salary of a minister?

He stopped being a minister in 2007 (13 years ago)
I don't remember the last time he did anything lawyers do so…

How much does/did ministers earn for him to use that as a basis?

, your comprehension of the Use of English grammar is top notch. You are one of a select few that understand "the unspoken" or hidden message.
Keep it up. Those that clicked on "share" are either too shallow to understand you or just stewpeedly parochial and nepotistic.

21cents:
beht wait o, did lingard really checked his bet slip during a match? Or it was doctored?

Tactical Instructions from the bench.

PS712:
You just made an old man shed tears!
I weep for our country.

You shed more when you're here and read the news coming out of Naija on Nairaland. If 1/3 of our citizens travel outside and come back to Naija, aswear they'll set the country on fire after seeing what governance is meant to be.

babyfaceafrica:
speak better English? How?.. I beg to differ abeg

When you find out the truth, come back and give me a like on their behalf. More than 95% of Scandinavians have perfect understanding and use of both spoken and written English. Can you boast of that even in most commonwealth countries such as India,Hong Kong, Ghana, Sierra leone and our beloved Naija?

babyfaceafrica:
speak better English? How?.. I beg to differ abeg

then take a look at what Google has to say

babyfaceafrica:
language is a problem with Scandinavian countries, also most are not receptive to black..

After the British, no other countries speak better English than Netherlands and Scandinavian countries. If language is a problem in the Scandinavia, try France, Italy, Spain or Deutschland. For racism, there is no scorecard for that, so it is relative and a very subjective matter.

Forget USA, CA and AUS, if you don't at least visit the Scandinavia in your lifetime, wetin you come gain?

Atmosphere that smells like perfume due to the lowest pollution on the whole wild world.

Air that is so rich with Oxygen that your lungs say thank you with every breath you take while the trees which cover more than 50% of the landmass wave back at you in gratitude whenever you exhaled.

Architecture that is always ahead of the time when it comes to functionality of design. Smart homes everywhere.

Your kids didn't play on one of the purest forms of winter snow in the world, nwanne, egbon, mutum ina, forgerrit, u no try!

Most easy going humans in the whole wild world.

When your government paves road in the forests for cyclists and hikers. It can never get better.

Skies that are so blue in the summer, it makes you always wonder if someone updates the hues

I didn't know the meaning of perfection until I moved to beautiful Scandinavia. I bet you that Luis Armstrong had this place in mind when he sang "what a wonderful world"

AkwaIbomMan:
@bolded how is it a lawful organisation when it was proscribed by FG in 2017?

So, you mean that because of the so called proscription, once you see a group of people with Ipob insignia, you rack your riffles and gun them down?

How come they gather all over Europe, the Americas and the world at large and no one gets scared like your FG. Your FG is a laughing stock abroad and that is why you see even white people gathering and demonstrating with the same people Nigeria told the world that they are terrorist like, Isis and Al-Qaida. Quite ironically, foreign citizens and governments are lobbying to sanction Nigeria due to the "good works" of combatant and "repentant" herdsmen and bandits.

Reasonable people all over the world cannot be fooled like Zombies such as you.
Now say after me " my father, my father, please give me some sense"
Proscription my foot.

When churches were missions, and not businesses in disguise.

Missionary schools, missionary hospitals, missionary skills workshops, missionary Village outreaches, etc.

That's is why, when it comes to church, if it is not Othodox, count me and my family out.