₦airaland Forum

BlueOrange:
Lol. I included them because it's just within reach from Schengen central

I get it but as you know, what is worth doing is worth doing wella. It's good they get the clearest picture.

BlueOrange:
Shengen, Belgium, Denmark, France, Netherlands, Spain, Malta

Canada

I live within the Schengen, Fixed

nero2face:
see as I just dey fear, Man ur story is so touching...I can't bear that oh,

story seems you're fake.

It is 100% possible. Just that 99.99 percent of "genuine male besties" are natural gays. While choir master, church brother, reading mate, etc are all included in the remaining 0.01 FsWB.

Ancient Egyptian, Roman and Persian empires all used Eunochs as male servants. Na to avoid stories that touch.

Whiteball:
To face front really dey my mind but my heart no gree me. My guy have said plenty holy things about this babe ..and am thinking is not God that brought me to my guyB's house to unravel some shit?

Bro, as I dey shyte about one hour ago, I come get one of those inspirations that can only come in the toilet or when u cook beans with plenty dope.
See as e be. Tell the babe say u don decide to mind your business but say she go come drop "eye wey see" but based on your terms as follows

1. Say she go come spend a whole weekend with you.

2. Na you go choose the partio weekend (reason is to avoid planned setup against you)

3. Na you go choose arena.

4. After Una summersault finish, she go still give you her friend as previously planned.

NOTE: First of all, tell this plan to someone as a potential witness to prove your motive.

The motive be say, if she be girl wey still get some iota of remorse and self worth left in her, na she go use her own mouth go report herself give your friend and beg him for forgiveness instead of being blackmailed into further mess.

However, If she accepts your offer, keep it as more evidence and go ahead to tell your guy.

That way, you still achieve the desired aim without being termed a snitch by the girl.

D

Quality20:
Abeg allow them. It's possible ur friend is somewhere doing 3some with some sexworkerz

it's then the responsibility of another person to expose him

osamz007:
WELCOME TO A COUNTRY WHERE COVID-19 IS TREATED AS A SECURITY CHALLENGE.

SO COVID DOESN'T MOVE DURING THAT TIME

I think, that time targets night clubs and partygoers.

Benbellamor:
Tinubu is behind YAF breakaway ..he funds them...This is what Gani Adams was pointing to that all avenues to make Yoruba cooperate have.been compromised by Tinubu...Using religious ectremist to devide them
Awon onijekuje
Amotekun till today sanwo olu cannot dare pass it into law like ondo ...
Sanwo olu will lose second term straight if he dare move the motion to establish Amotekun...
Tinubu is a business man...NOT AND WILL.NEVER BE A YORUBA LEADER

you drink your mama breast wella

mbos:
u are mad, something Jonathan started and it is still 80% uncompleted///
are u well at all?

since u don't understand english language, I will blame your abysmal display of stupidity on your parents for sending you to evening school.

I am from southeast and my father taught me to always stand on the truth. When it comes to the second Niger bridge, PMB has the highest score just as Egbon Femi said.
NB yardstick is the bolded alone.

dangermouse:
Not holding brief... Nigerian police is far worse. Far far worse.

Most times American police kill because they're scared that the victim could be armed. Nigerian police kill unarmed people just because of 50 Fu**ing Naira.

[s]"I started behaving like the normal girls, I asked him for money to make my hair, he doesn't have, I asked him for money for cream, he doesn't have and he has been angry because I told him I don't care whether he has money or not, since I must do my roles, he should also do his roles"[/s]
Who told you that the above is "normal"? This is exactly the mentality that has turned a lot of Naija girls into part-time Oloshos and side chicks.
Please add "ab-" to give it the right context. It should be the other way round.

Baybii:
Can't you resell some things? Like the gown. If you feel you wasted so much money. I'm sure a gown of that price would still be good enough to fetch you some money.

Gown wey women dey use wedding day make up ruin. The worst part be say, most of those gowns can only be dry-cleaned. Buy your wedding gown only when you can afford it because after Una wedding, na madam closet be the final resting place.

Mynd44:
When egbon Femi said "I am a former minister, a lawyer….." What did he mean?

How much is the salary of a minister?

He stopped being a minister in 2007 (13 years ago)
I don't remember the last time he did anything lawyers do so…

How much does/did ministers earn for him to use that as a basis?

, your comprehension of the Use of English grammar is top notch. You are one of a select few that understand "the unspoken" or hidden message.
Keep it up. Those that clicked on "share" are either too shallow to understand you or just stewpeedly parochial and nepotistic.

21cents:
beht wait o, did lingard really checked his bet slip during a match? Or it was doctored?

Tactical Instructions from the bench.

PS712:
You just made an old man shed tears!
I weep for our country.

You shed more when you're here and read the news coming out of Naija on Nairaland. If 1/3 of our citizens travel outside and come back to Naija, aswear they'll set the country on fire after seeing what governance is meant to be.

babyfaceafrica:
speak better English? How?.. I beg to differ abeg

When you find out the truth, come back and give me a like on their behalf. More than 95% of Scandinavians have perfect understanding and use of both spoken and written English. Can you boast of that even in most commonwealth countries such as India,Hong Kong, Ghana, Sierra leone and our beloved Naija?

babyfaceafrica:
speak better English? How?.. I beg to differ abeg

then take a look at what Google has to say

babyfaceafrica:
language is a problem with Scandinavian countries, also most are not receptive to black..

After the British, no other countries speak better English than Netherlands and Scandinavian countries. If language is a problem in the Scandinavia, try France, Italy, Spain or Deutschland. For racism, there is no scorecard for that, so it is relative and a very subjective matter.

Forget USA, CA and AUS, if you don't at least visit the Scandinavia in your lifetime, wetin you come gain?

Atmosphere that smells like perfume due to the lowest pollution on the whole wild world.

Air that is so rich with Oxygen that your lungs say thank you with every breath you take while the trees which cover more than 50% of the landmass wave back at you in gratitude whenever you exhaled.

Architecture that is always ahead of the time when it comes to functionality of design. Smart homes everywhere.

Your kids didn't play on one of the purest forms of winter snow in the world, nwanne, egbon, mutum ina, forgerrit, u no try!

Most easy going humans in the whole wild world.

When your government paves road in the forests for cyclists and hikers. It can never get better.

Skies that are so blue in the summer, it makes you always wonder if someone updates the hues

I didn't know the meaning of perfection until I moved to beautiful Scandinavia. I bet you that Luis Armstrong had this place in mind when he sang "what a wonderful world"

AkwaIbomMan:
@bolded how is it a lawful organisation when it was proscribed by FG in 2017?

So, you mean that because of the so called proscription, once you see a group of people with Ipob insignia, you rack your riffles and gun them down?

How come they gather all over Europe, the Americas and the world at large and no one gets scared like your FG. Your FG is a laughing stock abroad and that is why you see even white people gathering and demonstrating with the same people Nigeria told the world that they are terrorist like, Isis and Al-Qaida. Quite ironically, foreign citizens and governments are lobbying to sanction Nigeria due to the "good works" of combatant and "repentant" herdsmen and bandits.

Reasonable people all over the world cannot be fooled like Zombies such as you.
Now say after me " my father, my father, please give me some sense"
Proscription my foot.

When churches were missions, and not businesses in disguise.

Missionary schools, missionary hospitals, missionary skills workshops, missionary Village outreaches, etc.

That's is why, when it comes to church, if it is not Othodox, count me and my family out.

jidamsel43:
These terrorist IPOB members deserve death sentence

even the walls have ears. You or your family members will meet same fate for exercising your right of lawful association or gathering.

soberdrunk:
That guy with long sleeve black tshirt cannot be less than 49 years old.......

I came to see Yahoo boys only to behold yahoo men.

Institutionalised corruption in a "democratic" country. While those it will favour will rename it "connection".

And the moral fabric of the contraption keep decaying on a daily.

There was a country!

Most of these things you listed sell like wild fire in Naija because
1.our regulatory agencies are not ready to ensure quality control
2. Nigerians too like cheap things. That's why 99% of our importers flood our economy substandard products.

Here in Oyibo land, none of those things sell like u described because anything you buy will last soteh na you go tire. Things are more expensive here but warranty for products are relatively longer here as expected. So, the fear of product return is the force that drives premium quality. No seller or manufacturer wants what they sold to be returned to shop or factory.

Volkswagen diesel cars recall and fine comes to mind.

Bros, my candid advice to you is to sell the car. If your car dey suffer overheating, e go be like say na village people dey follow you. As your temperature gauge dey rise, na so your BP go dey rise.
And apart from EOD ball joint, nothing else disgrace person pass overheating. The water no dey boil except for places like 3rd mainland bridge, in front of Mr Biggs, front of your estate entrance gate, near army barrack gate.

I had a VW Passat 2004 that had exactly the same problem. It wrecked my economy during that period. I even changed my engine, radiator, and water pump. Yet it persisted. Na so I take sell my fine Passat for 350K. But the peace my 2006 Toyota Corolla (Europe- bank type) gave me afterwards compensated for my months of VW wahala.

If church comot from othodox churches in the likes of Anglican, Catholic, Methodist, Presbyterian, et al, count me and my household out.
Everything you're looking for in life and more are in these churches.

Any god of men (man of God), including your so called Daddy-G-O's that is trying to justify why they left othodox churches or their previous denomination to open their own ministry, please refer them to these verses from the Bible.

Mathew 5:16 let your light so shine that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.

John 1:15 the light shineth in darkness and darkness comprehended it not.

If they think that they are the light, why leave darkness?

Remember that light needs darkness to shine. Do not leave. Shine your light wherever you are.

Except, you have business in mind.

What is special about the forces if they can't even afford to wear the same colour of boots.? Rubbish!

knowledgeable:
Oh boy....., this is going to affect Eko Atlantic. All the projections & calculations figured into the project will have to be recalculated. ( Remember, its private sector investment with the expected rate of return on investment base on time value of money. Decongestion of Lagos port can translate into overall lost of revenue for the state)

A redirection of Igbo's economic dynamism in Lagos + the kicking off, of Africa continental free trade area by the first of January 2021 is economically not a good news for the SW period.

"Sai Baba".

just to explain one scenario to them. That vessel carries up to 7000 boxes (containers in maritime parlance) and it costs a minimum of 700k to move a container from Apapa to anywhere just within Lagos. Do the maths. That is minus 4.9 billion from Lagos economy.
Hand over the mic to burdbillion and MC Ólèomo. I want to hear what they have to say because
NURTW and Omo onile commission no go just waka like that.
Should we ask Our Niger Delta brothers to collect on your behalf?

A country that has not done a census for decades.

A country without a central birth and death registry.

A country with no database of citizens and alliens.

A country with one of the most porous borders on earth.

These people must be magicians to generate statistical figures in Nigeria. They must be excellent in voodoo!

Abeg, where and how did they get the data?

I am forced to call them "stewpeed" but I reserve it for anyone that believes ANY statistics coming from Nigeria.