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Head phone jack
Head phone jack
Head phone jack
I don't even like wired headphones not to talk of earphones
Make una no dey disturb us with HPJ issokay

New business idea
A startup that makes bloggers pay for using copyright pictures and videos made by celebrities on their personal social media accounts
Enforcement will be a little difficult but a ruthless application of law should do well

MISTAICEY02288:
By the way, i keep saying this, Nairaland Front Page is gradually becoming a dump site for expired/old news... Most things i read here lately are usually posted on some other popular places hours or even days before they get here. For instance, this particular news was already on Instablog9ja on Instagram since yesterday and now just making it here... Shior

Me I'm just seeing this now so it's news to me
So u left your instablog just to come and rant here on nairaland about news......of all things
The news cycle is fast and doesn't stop for anyone what is news now won't be news in the next 10 minutes because it's the cycle it keeps turning and turning. How u decided to make that one the bane of your existence is just sad. Naira land front page is bla bla bla...bla bla bla
What else will u do about it if not rant.

Kneephy:
Wizkid- Yoloba Amaka

Davido -Yoloba Amaka

Burna Boy- Yoloba Amaka


Baddo -Yoloba Amaka


Meanwhile Sowore -Yoloba Amaka




Yet, Sowore dey prison dey lavish for there and these guys can't use their power to loud the Yoloba Amaka revolution

it's Yoruba not yoloba

drips8:
Despite all the Selena drama, he ended up with Hailey

step up or step down?

BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN
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poor and hungry youths

delugajackson:
Most of these so called artistes are demonic agents. Its part of the devil's agenda to push immorality and sexual depravity down our throats and these social media idols are the willing tools. Every weird, heinous and disgusting act are being engineered and manufactured by them and are thereafter being passed down to the urban youth for consumption and replication.

Have you ever wondered why the youths are morally debased, lack focus and direction? Its as a result of these things because most of them look up to these celebrities as their role models. When the society promotes and rewards immoral shows like BBN and deviants are being celebrated, then there's no hope for the future of this generation.

you are very correct. So now what are you going to do about it

bamidelee:
negative IQ
go and suck brezz
oloribobo

u seff u follow the hungry rodent dey quote am up and down....... how sensible. Early mormor like dis u suppose dey avoid pests make Dem no use their epidemic lifestyle disturb your own.

semyman:
Na Dem

this can't be true
I don't believe it
Na Photoshop

What did I just see
D second Instagram commenter i.e firstmale

Rubbish!
Rubbish!
Rubbish!
Pretending that GEJ and Buhari have nothing in common is a fallacy
They ruined us, all of them. I sympathize with Nigerians

MyGeneration:
She never jam. As far as say she no get aids or std i would bang her raw and nothing would happen.

Your destiny can only be finished when u waste a fortune of your wealth before u fvck her or u are a broke guy going for big things

thank God say na only me dey d room na
Cause d laugh wey I dey laugh dey sweet my belle

I need to meet BUHARI
experience they say is the best teacher

The woman will soon come and recant her statement that the devil or demons are behind her claims an thus this will become another fake news in the circle of fake newssssssses

Hmm! Still hopeful............itiswell

Wetin dis kind thread dey find for nairaland?
NAIRA
LAND.....

Zoom in zoom out zoom in zoom out
Idi reeeeee

Every good and perfect gift comes from God
The Lord giveth and the Lord taket........

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simonlee:
With all the toto he has destroyed?

Savage
Na even simonlee seff!......legend

OladimejiRufai:
Na which kind friend be this one now?

You never call me to see good things like money or business.

Na always breast! Breast! Breast! And yansh!

Dem take women swear for you?

And Las las, na your type no dey last 30 seconds for bed

if u see mammy water oooh
Neva Neva u run away

Sellfish:
Jamesy Boy has clearly not been masturbating very well ... If he did, he won't even bother with disturbing her, because he would have impregnated her in absentia 10 times over


Bia Nwanna, learn how to masturbate like a true Odogwu ... Stand with your legs spread a bit apart with her picture in your mind.... Mix a little pears baby oil with imperial leather soap until it foams... Then start massaging your abuna from the base proceeding slowly to the cap of office... Concentrate on the cap more and your orgasm will shake you to your toes like a massive volcanic eruption ... The cum will almost make you faint







It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently

come u don dey use 5G sharp sharp u don drop comment
Na d laptop u dey use browse?

B4 na who go do the work?
If pay was like 100k now nobody go shout
But who is going to do the work if everybody runs?

What are those things hanging from her neck......


Ooh my god it's breasts



God of OladimejiRufai.......

Abeg make una help person
Lalasticlala.... No b snake but abeg do something...

This is big!! Congratulations to 2 baba
Difference between a naira maley and a tuface

Because igbo is the greatest tribe in the world
So great that their involvement in any matter causes great men if valor to reconsider their position
They're so powerful that the almighty buhari couldn't ignore them
I mean with out igbos nigerian would have floated into space and the African Continent would have sunk and the world would have stopped rotating. If not for igbos especially the ones of nairaland indigineship the whole of this country would have been nothing but wild animals running around but thank almighty jehova and Allah and bhuda and Hanuman that igbos are here. If igbos leave Nigeria now the whole country will just vanish like what thanos did everything will just become dust or Ash but for igbos nigeria has not become a land of hopelessness
Once igbos enter any matter like this expect wonders all igbos are carriers of the hand of power and that is why they are powerful. Igbos dominate everything all around the world their domination is parallel to none no army can shake them no force can dismantle their authority and that is why when the igbos sneeze the whole of NIGERIA catch cold. Not only Nigeria as far as Antarctica the temperatures increase and the world catches cold. Who is the cow rearer to stand against the igbos it's impossible this is why zakzaky was released.........

The current record is 4 years
Held by El Zakzaky
So in 2023 let's see if sowore will be in high anything

simonlee:
me, anytime my 12year old neighbor enters my apartment in the name of "uncle help me do my assignment"...

haba na just go outside to the front of the compound organise chair and table and help d child

Prevention shaa

yorke1:
They have tried this same trick with me in Lagos but in my case, it wasn't a one chance action.
I boarded a bus from Ikeja along to Oshodi on my way back from church one sunny Sunday Morning.
There were passengers inside the Danfo bus....these were normal passengers but the conductor, driver and one guy sitting in the front were the actors.

Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! yelled Owa oo!!! The conductor quickly opened the front door for me to come in meanwhile there were seat i could have sat apart from the front seat. Oya for the door to lock na problem. i did not know how they did it. the driver was yelling "lock it push it, jam it"" while the bastard in the front seat with the driver was busy trying to remove my phone in my pocket. i was alert and told the driver to come down and lock it. I gave the guy trying to remove my phone a very hot slap and i told the driver to stop the bus. He stopped and i alighted.

just like dat u slap person
Nigeria is great....chai

Marriage is not by force
If 2 born children dey shack u go and do surrogacy
Marriage this marriage that
Shiorrrr!