₦airaland Forum

As if Baba Bubu knows anything about Nuclear Weapon

Soon Baba will be lecturing us on global warming and depletion of the ozone layer

Baba dey cruise, abeg

BOOOMNAIJA:
"Gentle lady ni mi, emi o ma kin se fighter oooo.."



Only legends can understand, indomie generation would think I'm chanting some incantations...

Keni-keni ma ti mi lo sibi ija..

Another one:

Mama mi se pupo loro mi oo
Emi mo ya omo loru-loru
Adara maa sun le oo
Adara ma sun le tiwa kiise bi ole

Another one
Ni 25th of December
Mo lo sere ni Lekki beach
Mo ba ri Bobo kan nibe
Mo ba fun leba mewaa
O je mejo nibe o loun o Fe je pupo
Ara ole naa ni, onijekuje, Ara ole naa ni alajeranju

Another one:
Alagbari logan mugu
Mugu o rowo mu oo
Maa fowo mugun je aroso oo
Ma fowo mugun je ofada
Ma tun fowo mugun salubarika..

Make l stop here for now

Waa gbayi Omoluabi

Take a look at this dolt..

What happens to girls working ( albeit part time, if they need more) rather than leeching off men and wrecking homes?


Can we please raise our kids better ?

SpecialAdviser:
Anything to blow away corrupt politicians money is a welcome development.

Even Atiku own should be blown further. At the appropriate time we will know our president.

Gbam..

Gbamer

Gbamest

I like the fact that most of the students are from Lagos State Public schools, hence Ajepako kids like me when I was their age..

Let the children of the struggling ones also have a taste of governance..

Such memories never leaves a child..

Kudos..

Congrtulations to Kabiyesi and Olori..

See? They will never call out Buhari' for this... never!

Imagine if Borno governor was attacked thrice consecutively under a southern president?

Hypocrites!

Temitopemo6e6:
U should have used baby lotion instead , dat what ladies not know, original baby lotion is one of best cream in de world, when u were in ur natural skin back in d days u are so much pretty but now that u have had so much artificial u are no more pretty lyk u were before.

President Buhari, Where Is The Change

You be winch?

How do you know I use baby skin care on my black skin for more than 2 decades?..

I swear, it is the best for dark skin like mine ( wouldnt know for fair-skinned people)

Well...

God fnally ' Brezz' her hustle.

Now we can rest and face our national problems

Arrewa:
Whoever wrote this Article need psychological Attention!

As bad as Buhari... As clueless as Buhari!

He is 1000 times better than Jonathan.

Deep down we all know that.

Some people hate buhari right from time because of religious and ethnic Reasons.

No one should believe this Article! The columnist that wrote this is probably high on Weed!

When Jonathan was rulling this country...

There was no state in the north that had not been bombed!

Here in kano bombing here and there...

Kaduna bombing here and there!

Same thing in Gombe, yobe, bauchi, Jigawa, Adamawa and other northern states.

During his regime no safe zone in the north.

Now Bokoharam has been religated to Borno villages!

Yes we have bandits in kastina and zamfara villages which buhari has failed to crush!

But belive me buhari is 1000 times better than Jonathan

As for 2023 we don't know yet! And it's probably not north!

We will never forget...

Baba Bubu

Abeg coma carry your pikin here oo

And please while taking him to Abuja, please use Abuja-Kaduna or Abuja- Lokoja roads without armed escorts..

Thank you and Safe journey ..

Sauka Lafia

Lailai...

Jonathan should not accept

He should just continue to shine international and enjoy his reputation

Let the power-monging north and my slavish southwest comrades enjoy their politics of bitterness and hatred..

I repeat, Oga Jona, no gree!

modsfucker:
Kuku bring back Alison Madueke and Patience

Hajia Palliative and Disaster Minister is even worse..

And she didn't serve under GEJ

TATALoAlaMu:
Emo wolu

A real Eemo

Texman21:
its been a while since i watched any telemundo.how was she able to maintain that killer shape at her age?

She was actually sick and fragile and that's why she had the slim figure..

Texman21:
Any man who watched the imposter and knows raquel altamira and you dont begin to fear women something is wrong with you

Raquel Altamira is also Anthonio Guerra in La Patron ( The Boss) alongside Aracely Arambula.

Her real name was Christiana Bach ( she died in 2019) and anytime I watched her as a villainess, fear dey catch me for whoever she hates.

A very good actress sha..

Telemundo rocks!

This is very commendable..

Nothing beats education of mind and spirit.

Kudos, Mallam Gandollars

If this move would force our government to improve our educational system,

Then, Kudos..

If UK, US, Canada and EU countries have shitty educational system like our government is forcing on the children of the poor masses, would they be study destination of rich kids?

I welcome this, harsh as it may look..

Well I'm not his fan or from his state.

But at least, l commend him for giving tools that his people could actually put to work and be gainfully employed..

He beats those who empower people with rope, bread, slippers, ludo and rice

madridguy:
Sister you won't kill me with laugh. The structures you mentioned sister are the real Jagaban. Uncle BAT knows how to slice his onions hence he has the structures in his palm.

Meanwhile, how is life treating big sister? I read where you want to take some Edo people at your office for retreat just because of the election
When you go take me too out naaa.

Yes oo..Uncle BAT has the political structure viz- viz NURTW, market people and the rest under his firm grip because he speaks the language of big money that these people understand..

And with that kain money, even Awon mummy Oshoronga will always grant his wishes and empower him

But sha, me l know that one day, ' Ewe a suko' and oogun abenugongo plus Eyonu Aye that Uncle is using will lose its potency...

No be curse, it's the law of nature..

Anyway, l treated the Edo people in my office to sumptuous lunch..

I couldn't leave the office but gave them a generous lunch bucks and my car to ride to their favorite eatery for jollification

Vyzz:
Sound like Deja vu...


Regina can't stop it... She married someone's husband and someone is about to marry her husband

Real Alpha females don't marry their ' financiers'....NEVER.

Because the fun , adrenalin and thrills wear off is she marries him..

She stays in the background( and if a real biitchh) in the open while the boring wife foams in the mouth and kick in anger always...

The man won't do anything because the constant fights between his wife and chicks is an ego trip for him..

Bottom line? Both of Reggie and Chickie are home wreckers..

Deep down, ole ni everybody..

I have never bought a Brazilian hair in my life..

Not me..

Ayam not owing nada!

Una fada!

Nbotee:
Only in dis Country will u b owing without knowing... Shebi dis is my fadaland, make dem com show me my own plot I wan sell am

Plot of land abi?

I swear , you no well...

Racoon:
Olurun koni gba ki ori mo gbà abode.Awón chronic debtors atì zombie ti n'gba wón ni moran èwa són gbese ti ejé.

Ododo oro, Omoluabi to yaayi..

Eniti ko je gbi, ko le ku gbi..

Ofodirinwa:
lol, he has lost weight since stepping down from the governorship

I thought I was the only one that noted..

He lost weight and looks better..

Corona FC

God will be with him

US and UK ban

And threat of seizure of the stolen wealth and assets of sponsors of electoral malpractice and rigging..

Shikena

What about Governors of Kano and lmo?

ODJ124:
I don't know about mekinde...
But wike performed below average.. base on the available resources..
But he did well in terms of road construction

So, basically the only governors performing above average are APC governor, based on your opinion?

Ok..l have nothing else to say..

Enjoy

ODJ124:
sanwo Olu...

Oya then..

Makinde

Wike

ODJ124:
Rotimi akeredulo as performed beyond average

Yeah sure..

ODJ124:
..
.I feel pained by the loss ,though there's still hope(court verdict) ,but if he remains in power fine
my own is that let no one Complain of poor governance(in case he doesn't perform well) , because that's what they voted for..

Show me any politician that perform above average in recent time?

Across parties..

Just show me one that his people are not just ' managing'