₦airaland Forum

BlackHarp:
And my own be say .......

Since yesterday Afternoon No Light ....

And i know normally they will come to my flat to request for Money to PUMP Water .... !!!!

As a sharp Guy i be ...... i comot yesterday evening .... before they came back from work .....

when i came back ... when everybody do go work !!! ...... Water don dey rush !!!

Hahahaha

Am Planning to Go Out this evening again !!!

I Don fill all my buckets and Gallons ...

But woman weah dey Gossip too much , just greet me from my window .... she saw me .... she say Neighbor Good Morning !!!

I Frown face before i respond to her Greeting !!!

Am Planning another thing ...

I Pray they bring light before they notice my plan oooo

Bring your coconut head make l konk am..

Yeye boy....

citruslimited:
Hmmm.
My fellow nairalanders pls can anyone figure out the real purpose of this marriage ??

Because I don't see any !!!!

Marriage at that age is not about sex or procreation but about companionship and elimination of loneliness

The same woman that is subtly clamouring for the gagging of social media is using the medium to express her angst against the ruling elite!

I don't get it...

She only complains when it directly affects her and her family and not because of her love for the masses..

Anyway, wetin I sabi?

She should fight her own fights and leave us the Bleep alone!

Punch Newspaper is right in addressing this administration as a ' regime'..

All shades of 1984 is back in full force..

Maybe we should expect ' Decree 4' in disguise now..

It is not well with Nigeria!

Not at all....

The same woman that is subtly advocating for social media ban is using the same media to express her angst..

It's like she takes sides with issues when they directly concern her and all her vibes about the cabal bla bla bla are simply because she is affected directly..

One minute, she's for the masses with her outburst against the ruling elite

Next breath, she's advocating for the gagging of freedom of speech ( which had help her outburst in the past)

Anyway, we don't give a fuuuckk!

Let her fight her fights!

Wow!

This is very commendable..

Although Punch contributed to the emergence of this tyrant, yet I commend them for retracing their steps and speaking against oppression, tyranny, and impunity of General Buhari..

Kudos!

hypertension:
Buhari is the best president ever. He has integrity and is not corrupt.

Buhari pls continue your good works and thank you for millions of jobs you've created for ur citizens

We wish u third term...No devil can stop it..our love for u will continue no matter what the corrupt punchng.com says

Sai baba...

let me sound like a zombie today

Come make I konk your coconut head!

Gofwane:
Menage a trois loading . . .

Please, i need a job in her chambers. I'm willing to work 24/7 for free

Come, make I konk your head!

Chai....Another citizen rendered jobless!

Make I no talk....

Singing Jagabanstically!

The real ' owners ' of Nigeria have spoken..

Hope ' Bordillon' got the Memo loud and clear?

Eniti o baa ta ara ile e l'opo ko le ri ra ni owon!

Meaning if you sell your relatives cheap, it will cost you more to re-buy them...

bigfrancis21:
I just learned something new today. Say he was driven to the US embassy, for example, can the US embassy repatriate him out of the country without his passport, which may have been seized?

One, he will be safe in any embassy because embassy is regarded as a country and the host country law is respected but the law of the country represented by the embassy holds...Hence, since you cannot arrest someone in a foreign country without a very long and tedious processes, you can't do the same to a person seeking refuge in a foreign embassy because he is deemed to be in a foreign country..

And if I'm not wrong, Sowore has dual citizenship plus his wife is a citizen..

Just drive him to any foreign mission:

Embassy or High Commission of another country where he would be safe..

Sowore will just be another Julian Assange in Ecuadorian embassy..

Abeg make una leave Media Team oo

Money must be 'chopped' from Uncle Jaga!

' Driving on Lagos Roads'..

' Stuck in Lagos-Ibadan Traffic'..

Now, those are my ideas of ' horror '

It is very commendable..

After I personally and continuously complained on his Twitter page daily about my street and hood, Lagos State Government has started rehabilitation of roads and drainages in my street and the hoods I mentioned to him in my Local government ..

I was happy to see he has started rehabilitation of roads in Ikorodu too because my colleagues living in that area most times come to work in Ikoyi through the waterways..

I commend Mr. Governator for this..

helinues:
Is bleaching against Nigeria law?

No, but the chemicals used should be tested at least to protect ' idiot' bleachers from their own folly..

These people are so arrogant sha!

Well, it's not their fault but ours..

We don't hold them accountable and we turn them to deities and they see themselves as gods hence not accountable to their electorates!

A politician in a civilized country would dare not say this knowing the masses would hold him accountable for his utterance..

Sad!

I have been lucky to work under excellent bosses!

Late Mr Christopher. Sawyer ( Excellent, nurturing, fatherly, appreciative and supportive)

My present boss, Mrs. Abdulrazak is one of the kindest, most considerate, most generous , most nurturing , most detribalized and liberal Yoruba moslem woman I have ever known!

She pays salary promptly by 26th, December Bonus by 15th, Annual Leave with bonus, excellent medical, overseas seminars, routine gifts to staff, first class lunch daily, beautiful residence for staff who live far with all amenities provided, job security guaranteed...

I swear, that woman and her husband will make you love Islam..

As for my last boss, Dr. Mrs ' Somo'..... She's dragon! So demanding, condescending, garrulous, and enslaving.. But she pays salaries promptly while making your life miserable!

All in all, Mrs Abdulrazak and Late Mr. Christopher Sawyer take the best Bosses Award from my side.

Good.

Anyone with 2023 presidential ambition go hear am..

This girl doesn't realise that even the court knows 100 million is chicken feed for Morpha..

But the problem is...Who's going to agree to stand as a surety for him?/

I don't think anyone will be bold enough to stand as his surety knowing he/ she will automatically raise EFCC suspicion..

And that's exactly what the court and EFCC will be banking on to keep him in custody..

Anyway, l could be wrong sha

Thank God..

Finally, TJ go let person rest for house!

No more 'red eye' after every Arsenal match!

Okoroawusa:
Why be say small thing woman go just grab man for blokos?

fight n blokos na the same spelling?

I swear

You no well.....

They free ' repentant' Book Haram

But harass innocent and hard working young men....

Only happens in a zoo!

E duro na...

Won sepe fun omode yi ni?

Kinni gbogbo radarada yii gan?

Can NL stop fostering this m0r0n on us?

Please?

Las-las

Na food to Calabar and Ondo pipu..

Sorry be him name!

E duro naa!

Won sepe fun omode yi ni??

Ewo ni gbogbo palapala yii bayi?

O gaa oh!

Well, this ' Afonja' is proud of her black skin!

Proudly Dudu-Lady!

kestolove95:
He never stole anyone's money

See tomorrow's leader!

Say wetin?

We should even collect back the salaries we paid him for his abysmal failure..

SultanOfAbia:
A Moment of Silence For All Lagosians
Una Dey Suffer True True...

Yeah... We love you too