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HealthRe: Man Claims To Have Lived Without Eating For 5 Years by ajiifixing(m): 6:50pm On Jul 01, 2013
obadiah777: YEAH AND MY NAME IS NELSON MANDELA OLISASA
Aka DAYUMM.
Car TalkRe: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by ajiifixing(m): 4:08pm On Jul 01, 2013
Make una board molue or stand in the village square in Ijebu ode and shout on top of your voice that there is no Juju.

Come back come tell me the result.
CultureRe: This Shouldn't Be Happening In This Day & Age! by ajiifixing(m): 10:47am On Jun 30, 2013
Make up tinz
CareerRe: Ecobank Nigeria Employees Overworked By The Management by ajiifixing(m): 7:48am On Jun 30, 2013
Shi.t happens.
If I say I am the first, my oga at the top may say something else.

FYI it's Staff and not Staffs.
HealthRe: Common Unnoticed Causes Of Kidney Ailments. by ajiifixing(m): 4:19pm On Jun 28, 2013
Ijogz K: But no one can separate my luv for meat, not even death!!!
Ajeranberanku.

or Aje eran ba eran ku.
PoliticsRe: Shoprite Opens In Ibadan by ajiifixing(m): 10:52am On Jun 28, 2013
Ogbeche77: Report has it that customers who visited shoprite on it first day of opening in ibadan were over 102,000, but they recorded just N35,000 sale grin

Suprite ni ilu ibadan, Aku sopping ooo... Sopping atu wa lara ooo grin grin
AjumoSUP. Hehehhheheheheheh.
One woman bought a N49 bowl in my presence. Another bought 3 packs of indomie.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Markets Closed In Abibat Mogaji's Honour by ajiifixing(m): 2:33pm On Jun 18, 2013
thelastPope: It isnt culture! Stop spewing that baldadash! Whether it is Lagos or Kano or Onitsha, it is wrong. You cannot justify it with the tradition tag. That is a huge economic waste and untold hardship to millions. This is why the late Gani fought this kind of nonsense everytime. Every thursday, some idiotas will close down shops all over Lagos for what, I dont know! What kind of backwardness is that? And to say it is coming from you guys who claim you are sophisticated is even worse.
Who get time to answer people wey no get culture. African people shaking their papa when they want to greet.mtcheww..
PoliticsRe: Soyinka - June 12 Is Democracy Day, May 29 Is Fake by ajiifixing(m): 4:31pm On Jun 11, 2013
madam_oringo: Knock it off! You are a tribalist and you know why you would rather not consider June 12 Democracy day! It screams everything about the icon of that struggle, Chief M.K.O Abiola, a Yorubaman, Aare Ona Kakanfo! Recognizing such a day goes completely against the propagandist narrative that your tribe, the ibos, are special or better than every other part of Nigeria! Chief Abiola chose rather to return to Nigeria and resolutely defend a mandate given by the people to the end, this is something any Ibo man will NEVER do or has ever done! This is why you'd rather not have or mention June 12 and Democracy day in the same sentence! It doesn't matter anyway! For most right thinking people with a mind for equity, justice and egalitarianism, they will recognize that June 12 and Chief Abiola are iconic, and though they may be upset that Yoruba Military Generals and Commanders stopped anything called biafra and the strongest ibo man ever known Ojukwu fled cross-dressed as a pussi-sissy for over a decade (13 years), Chief Abiola deserves A LOT OF credit and recognition for paying the supreme price and sacrificing himself for the struggle! I bet you were a little kid or unborn in those dark days for then, you would have an idea of how a society could be oppressed under tyrannical leadership!

If you live in the South West of the Yoruba, a people who were already in civilization during the medieval times, a confident, measured and proudly proud of their ancestral heritage, the sacrifice of their fathers, a sophisticated, astute and militarily superior people, you will have to observe our holidays! grin grin If you don't like it, go back to whatever backwater burg you sprang from!
13 solid years!!!!!!
I bet when he returned ,he had to learn ibo language again. LOL
PoliticsRe: Wahab Dosumu Is Dead (Ex-NADECO Chieftain) by ajiifixing(m): 5:06pm On Jun 10, 2013
yelsew80: NADECO huh? How time flies, I remember those days when being a NADECO member commanded the status of a selfless Patriot. Who'd forget the heroics of the likes of Abraham Adesanya who stayed back in the country to take on the oppressors man to man, Alfred Rewane the brave Itsekiri millionaire who lost his life battling the despot, Alex Ibru who took hot bullets for his nation and many more distinguished and Brave Patriots. You can contrast that with the now seeming greatest beneficiary of that struggle esp with the likes of Adesanya, Funsho Williams and now Dosunmu all dead - a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu who was among the first to piantin out of the country when the heat was turned on to become an "exiled activist" - very brave esp when you consider how he now loves this country!
RIP to the departed.
Where were you, or ya papa, or ya uncle during NADECO days. Mtchewww.
PoliticsRe: NAMA Grounds Oshiomhole’s Chartered Helicopter Over Aerodrome & Landing Fee by ajiifixing(m): 4:55pm On Jun 07, 2013
Imanuelle: Continues to peel egusi ! embarassed embarassed embarassed

Shebi he dey show us teeth wen we dey plead for subsidy ...
Hahahahhahahha. Badt Guy.
What goes around......
PoliticsRe: Lagos Plans IPP For State Tertiary Institutions by ajiifixing(m): 4:37pm On Jun 07, 2013
ayswags: i dont know where this jews get their bizzares assumptions like they own 80% of lagos,70% of abuja,they are 80% of all students in sw universities, are this people this deluded or what
Too much smoking of israeli ganja.You know they are wannabes.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flood Anambra Over Massob's Sit-at-home Order by ajiifixing(m): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2013
Okija juju: You are a disgrace to Ndi Igbo gburugburu all over the world..

You go find Yoruba boy trouble wey big pass you, ehn use mouth finish your entire tribe, and you could only come up with that useless line. angry

I would rather be the descendant of cow f*ucking Fulani people than be associated with a weakling like you. If you knew that you couldn't beat him, why did you start running your mouth. I swear, you deserve to be baked in concrete and thrown into Ezu river so that your corpse would never float again..


hahahhahahah. small tins dey cause disunity among these buncha rascals.

Ewu Okigwe.. angry
InvestmentRe: How Has Mobile Money Changed Your Way Of Transaction? by ajiifixing(m): 3:45pm On Jun 07, 2013
Stanbic IBTC mobile money is still the best.
Tested in other african countries where Stanbic IBTC is (Kenya,South Africa,etc).
*909# is all you need to dial on your phone.
CrimeRe: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by ajiifixing(m): 1:40pm On May 13, 2013
Why does this story remind me of D'banj's song "If you dey craze".Especially the part about Johnny. Lol.

Or Wyclef's "You say keep it gangsta".
FashionRe: Mercy Aigbe's Sparkly AMMA Outfit by ajiifixing(m): 8:36am On Apr 22, 2013
Hope she brought her jalabia along.for a QUICK(ie) change. ?......just saying. : undecided undecided
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Some Really Cool Optical Illusions by ajiifixing(m): 6:32pm On Apr 20, 2013
holamiday: Calm down, take a ruler and do the analysis. they are of the same size.
Or turn downwards up.
BusinessRe: How Can I Obtain A Salary Loan From Bank by ajiifixing(m): 12:56pm On Apr 19, 2013
Walk into any stanbic ibtc bank.as long as you can move your salary to them, you loan is sure.
SportsRe: London-2012: Task Ahead Is Clear - Minister Of Sports by ajiifixing(m): 9:14pm On Aug 09, 2012
This Minister na real Ode. Mumu.

So Kenya,Ethiopia,Uganda are all better than Nigeria economically?.

Omo Ale Jatijati.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dani Alves: Chelsea Play With Fear & Lack Courage by ajiifixing(m): 6:45pm On Apr 26, 2012
grin grin grin grin[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]WHERE ARE ALL THE BARCA FANS.
MWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.[b]WHERE ARE ALL THE BARCA FANS.
MWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.[/b]WHERE ARE ALL THE BARCA FANS.
MWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
PoliticsRe: We Want Power, Good Roads, Good Schools And Good Homes - GEJ by ajiifixing(m): 10:33am On Nov 02, 2011
Beaf:
Rewind. . .

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Has he started wearing Shoes?. LMFAO
BusinessRe: Lagos-ilorin Passenger Train Service Starts Friday October 28, 2011 by ajiifixing(m): 5:43pm On Oct 27, 2011
kodewrita:
Ilorin Passengers should please remember to take some yam cuttings & compost with them. Lagos people always appreciate full grown yams.
(Laff wan tear my belle). So you mean the yam would have grown before reaching Lagos?. grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: My Fiancee’s Ex-boyfriend Threatening To Destroy My Fiancee, And Kidnap Her by ajiifixing(m): 3:08pm On Oct 21, 2011
Is this the ISH you wanted to post when you were asking us how to post a new topic.
Abeg Abeg Abeg Abeg go siddon.

DO NOTHING.  mtschewww
PoliticsRe: How I Would Have Handled Boko Haram - Obasanjo by ajiifixing(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2011
Why blame the old f00l.There is an adage that says 'in the land of the blind,a one-legged man is king".
If not for the incompetent bas.tard that we have there now who has no clue on what to do,will OBJ still be talking?.
BusinessRe: States Walk Out On FG Panel Over N250B Subsidy by ajiifixing(m): 3:59pm On Oct 20, 2011
Engaging in intellectual dialogue with Beaf and his Rag tag Jonathan apologists?. I will never waste my time on that.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen And Hausa Traders Clash At Golbin Boka by ajiifixing(m): 4:15pm On Sep 21, 2011
The Hausa Man has learnt a very bitter lesson:

WHEN YOU WANT TO KILL A GROUP OF FULANI COWS, MAKE SURE NO ONE ESCAPES OUT OF THE GROUP.

DON'T TAKE NO SPOILS.
IslamRe: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by ajiifixing(m): 3:57pm On Aug 17, 2011
With what I have seen in the pix,I would like to attend, but I have a church service at the same time. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Urges Tribunal To Declare Him President by ajiifixing(m): 1:05pm On Aug 12, 2011
@ Sexkillz,

Infact the train is still AT the station. Odechukwu GEJ does not even know how to drive it at all.
sexkillz:
What a FARCE! grin grin grin Gen. BUHARI should better WAKE UP & realize that the TRAIN HAS LEFT THE DAMN STATION!!! JOKER! undecided
CareerRe: Access Bank Md Aigboje Aig-imoukhuede Curses Staff For Not Opening Account by ajiifixing(op): 4:20pm On Jul 28, 2011
Ok then.It shall not be well with you too. lol grin
CareerAccess Bank Md Aigboje Aig-imoukhuede Curses Staff For Not Opening Account by ajiifixing(op): 7:58am On Jul 28, 2011
This is the e-mail Aig reportedly sent to his staff for not opening accounts. Banking is becoming something else in this country.


From: Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede (Group MD/CEO)
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 3:51 PM
To: Obinna Nwosu (Head, Retail Banking Division); All of Us (Nigeria)
Subject: RE: OPERATION JUST CAUSE: THE CHEETAHS, THE SNAILS & THE STONES

I have not commented on this memo since it was sent out because I wanted to take detailed notes of those that operate under the ‘anointing of the snail’. Clearly there must be something fundamentally flawed in the capacity, commitment and character of a member of staff who has opened one or zero accounts since we commenced Just Cause.

It shall not be well with them with effect from Friday 29th July 2011
CrimeRe: Robbers Kill Police Chief In Ondo by ajiifixing(m): 5:26pm On Jul 21, 2011
I can bet an arm that by the time the robbers get caught,their names will be :

Chinekwu,Chukwuma,Ndubuisi etc.

Wanna take a bet?.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu A Supplanter - Awo's Granddaughter by ajiifixing(m): 9:21am On Jun 11, 2011
tpia@:
becomerich for president.

he knows every single who's who in nigeria, and he has the presidential face, as you can see from the resemblance with obama.

so, becomerich, remember to reserve some contracts for me when you finally reach that aso rock.

lord knows i could use the money cos some of my mates have good houses at lekki while i'm busy flipping burgers here.
tHIS BECOMERICH/
tony_450:
Can someone please ban this Musiwa guy for God's sake? Every important thread in the politics section that i've read in the past two days has contained his insane off topic rants and it just throws people off. Seeing his picture now is disturbing because I tend to respect elders but it seems that this guy is just mental regardless of his age.
And this Becomerich/Musiwa is a fine man o.See what mental illness can do. O ma se o.

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