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SweetCunt97:
That's very bad. Thought APO is even secured

No place in Abuja, my sis. I learnt same happened in Maraba and Kubwa recently. Security is loose in Abuja. You see over 30 boys moving together around 2 or 3am . They move in gangs of 20 with local weapons!

DICO111:
Hello Fam, good morning to you all.

I don't know if others experience this too or I'm alone on this one, most times when I sleep and dream, I wake in the morning without remembering the very important events or details of the dream.

But today, I had a dream where I was gathering snails and I woke up this morning remembering every detail of it plus feeling a little bit frightened and disturbed. I do not know what it means to be picking snails in the dream and why I woke up feeling disturbed hence the reason why I will like anyone with a proper interpretation of what it means to tell me because I think I need help here to decode this dream. (Mods to Fp please) thanks to everyone.

My brother, snail is a slow animal. Picking snails in the dream means stagnation, unpregressiveness or being static. Now, challenge that state in ur mind. Calm down and shake ur mind of the state. Avoid anything that may cause stagnation for u . You know those things that may hinder ur success. Those are the snails u picked up in ur dream.

SweetCunt97:
Killed by robbers? Jesus! What part of Abuja?

Apo.

dukeprince50:
Good day nairalanders, I plan on relocating to Abuja but I do not know how expensive it is and what to expect, though I heard its a very expensive place.

I am just a young man in his late twenties, I won't be living in a place where the affluent lives neither do I need a place where the poorest lives lol, I just need a cool place, and oh I am not married so I am living alone, I am not extravagant in spending and I am also not a miser but just someone who will just lives average like every other young man out there.

Just see me as a guy who wants to live in a cool self contain rather one room or bedroom
I wish to know how much I'll budget for monthly expenses and cost of housing

My dear friend, Abuja is cheapee to reside compared to Lagos and Port Haecourt. However, pls dont come if u dont have a job you are doing. It is not worth the suffering. Business here is survival of the strongest. Lastly, criminals like robbers, buglars, one chance, evil boys are rife in Abuja. My neighbour was killed by robbers inside his house. Everyday, robbers operate! If u are ok weaever u are, pls dont come to Abuja!

UDOKABESTLUV:
Reports!

Can you just imagine this kind of thing

The empty head doesn’t have anything to think about, Reports.

No goals or ambitions, see the way she’s disgracing her family.

From The Information Reaching , She still thinks all this rubbish can keep a man, so what happens if the boy leaves you.

Please My Fellow Nairalander, What Do You Have To Say About This Trending Update On Social Media.

See Photo Obtained By From Her Facebook Page, Below:


Source: Facebook

What would people say seeing a teenage girl gushing over her teenage bf. She cant stay without his d**k! Fantastic! Soonest, the d**k will stay without her! Youthful exuberance!

Righteousness89:
All I have to Say!
Thank you JESUS for Saving that Child!

Is the man's name called Jesus?�

Canadauto:
You dont know what you ll meet in future learn to take whatever life throws your way as something to learn from and prepare you for the worst. what of if both of you are the only one with your parents not alive, will you run away from her? If you leave her now and go away from here when you dont have a reason to , what will happen when you have a reason to move ahead? If you get a nice job and your immediate boss is like her , will you keep running away. Challenge yourself that no matter what, you ll never quit, imagine getting married to a mother-in-law like her staying with her only son who happens to be your husband , will you run away too. I ve learnt to see the best in worst situations and it has helped me achieve much in life. Your blessings might lie in that situation so dont run away. Infact someone will see you and not believe that you are graduate with the way you work and recommend you to someone as an epitome of humility, from there your life will change. infact after the house chores, do lesson for her kids and let their life change and your presence show in while you are around, that way they will always look for you when you leave for good, whether you like it or not, the kids will look for you and remember every single thing you did for them.
Moses was not given the assignment to lead the Israelites when he ran away from Egypt but it was after he has learnt much lesson of humility that Jehovah gave him that assignment. Dont miss what is preparing you for the future.[color=#000099][/color]

Adunny07,

Please, listen to this man. I wish he made the first button. He nailed it. Unless, u are lazy. If u go to ur parents, won't you work?

TheArchangel:
You made a nice post but ended up with men are goats angle, haba So if she is cooking the meals for the family, her husband will tip over to sex because he is crazy. You guys should give yourselves credit for goodness sake.

@Archangel, my post is not fictitious! My female cousin's hubby made his wife's sister (my younger female cousin) pregnant in this Lagos! No matter how foolish it resonates, the foolish man said his wife was not responsible! All men are not foolish! So get my words!

A lot of siblings staying with sisters or brothers these days are very lazy! You are staying with your sister or brother and you dont want to do anything. How much I hate such an idle state. You watch her TV, eat her food, drink her water and stay in her house. She does not ask u for money and u are complaining. Look, as u make ur bed so u lie in it.

I actually hate the fact that some married sisters are lazy. How will you leave ur kitchen to ur sister? If ur hubby starts fucking her u will be complaining.

If you want to stay with married siblings prepare to work. Married siblings, pls do ur chores. Your younger siblings could only assist you. No one should be in the parlour watching ROK TV while the other is busy in the kitchen.

Salute to my wife always! All her siblings love staying with her. She leaves her kitchen to no one.

chatinent:
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While in the University for Post graduate studies, I contested the Chairmanship position of my Hall of Residence. I became so popular in the Hall. My opponent's supporters having noticed the waterloo at the poll started gossiping all around that I was a Gay. Jez! What a silly gossip or rumour! I was dumbfounded that people could ever think that towards me. So disgusting!

tinsel:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/394867-dpr-paid-%E2%82%A68-billion-salary-upfront-in-january.html

Be waiting for salaries to be just! There is a difference between MDAs that are self-funded and the ones that are Treasury Funded. It is like this all over the world!

I have continued to see many posts on Nairaland on marriage and relationships. Many of these write-ups justify why men should not spend on women they are dating. Anyway, relationship should not be based on selfish purposes. A lady has no right to keep pestering her boyfriend for money in any way. Both of you should bear every cost of your needs. Nevertheless, if your girlfriend is not working and you as a guy is working, you are expected to bear the cost of needs for both of you. If you cannot, don't date her.

In marriage, a man should provide for his family. If the wife is working, both can bear the expenses. Please, as a man, don't marry if u don't have a job. In case of job loss, try and rise to the occasion. You must get another legal means of income. Don't rely on your wife to feed the family. Don't rely on your wife's money! It is wrong to do so! Don't rant on Nairaland that your wife is not giving you support financially! Please, save us these gibberish! Hustle guys. Hustle for your wife and children! A good wife will always support her husband in all spheres. Your attitude to hardwork matters. Please, don't come on this platform to rant again that your wife no dey give u money. Look for more means of income friends and when you make it, don't you ever try to impress your wife. Just provide the necessities and save for raining days.

ZAWs:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/umahi-bans-the-sun-vanguard-reporters-from-govt-house/

You are not God! You would prospribe the Press if u were the president!

Sunnyvision:
Restitution is a process of compensation for loss or injury. in other words, making amend for wrongs done to people or neighbor, restorating stolen thing to there rightful owner, paying debt, giving back to where one as defrauded, apologizing to those hurt or slandered so as to have a conscience free from offence toward God and man. Luke 19:8 And Zacchaeus stood, and said unto the Lord; Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have taken any thing from any man by false accusation, I restore him fourfold. 19:9 And Jesus said unto him, This day is salvation come to this house, for so much as he also is a son of Abraham. Acts 24:16 And herein do I exercise myself, to have always a conscience void of offence toward God, and toward men. (Numbers 5:6-8; Genesis 20:1-18; leviticus 6:1-7; Matthew 5:23,24).

Making restitution ensures we have right relationship with God and man, God requires that we make amends to any person we've injured or wronged as a mark of true repentance. There is need for Christians to be ready to do restitution either by offends or Human error of judgement.
Do you have any pressing need for restitution, do you have a free conscience, it's up to you. pray too God to assist you in order to make your ways right before God and man.

Happy Sunday all. The message of restitution is not appropriate under Grace as it is still a form of work to make right with God. No church is supposed to preach restitution. It causes an already wound to bleed. However, it is only a genuine repentance that instigates restitution. The case of Zacheus is applicable here. Jesus never preached restitution to him. Jesus simply told him, today Salvation has entered into your house! Deeper Life, Apostolic Faith, MFM, Redeemed, and other teachers of Restitution stop! Do no longer condemn what the Lord had not! Preach salvation to Grace!

Rosskii:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tobyshapshak/2019/07/11/africas-booming-tech-hubs-are-backbone-of-tech-ecosystem-having-grown-40-this-year/#2305428e24c2

If people are deceiving us, we should not trick ourselves. Nigeeia leading in technology when policing is not supported without it. No database for population. No reliable database for immigration. You are always asked for your details to renew driver license. Electricity supply is poor. Archaic rail system. Election is not electronic. Stealing is still easy in public offices. Except for banking and oil drilling, what else has our tech backed up? Wake up youths! Wake up Nigeria!

Tetehjewels:
Current mood in Yenagoa. Celebration everywhere. Bayelsa United :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXbTXFA6oaM&feature=youtu.be

Honestly speaking, if this is true, I have given up on Nigeria! Please, youths lets unite and dislodge these expired things from our polity!

AlphLukau:
@SOUNDAZA

Source: https://soundaza.com/the-true-test-of-friendship-the-few-unpopular-truths-meme-list/

cc; lalasticlala

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True sayings. I was betrayed by 3 different friends at every stage in my life. I believe that no true friendship exists!

Yakeeboy:
Thanks I always have this unpleasant experience anytime I switch on my AC (Hyundai Accent 2008).At times in traffic the car stops completely,I have to switch OFF the car then ON it back.

Can anyone help with the possible solution.

Thanks bro go and buy Benz! All these Japanese cars will always give you headache. Since I have been using my Benz I have not visited the mechanic for once despite traveling with the car every time. Since I have dropped all these Japanese cars I have said no to mechanics.

Some people just come to Nairaland to lie! Benz problems are by far more enormous than Toyota!

Mystick:
No details. Pension fund that the government will later dip their leprous fingers into.

I can assure all of you on nairaland that this is for good. Since Government cannot dip hand in ur money in the bank likewise this one. It is to cater for artisans in their old age. It multiplies unlike in bank dat doesn't yield much. This is practised in Ghana, Kenya and India. Todayis in Nigeria. To God be the glory!

alert01:
You can't even construct a proper English to drive home your point.

Most Nigerian girls are dumb and full of pride coupled with entitlement mentality. They already know Nigerians young men bow for pussy. they'll rather polish their pussy than brain. And as such most cannot thrive in an environment where merit only get the work done, and not the power of her pussy and breast


Are you this unfortunate and stupid?

Hoes everywhere

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Mr. English Language teacher. None of your sentences is error free! Instead of you to digest the lady's points, you kept looking for minor mistakes which you too ended up committing.��

yerokunphilips:
This election is very interesting ,God himself have show to us that HE IS THE ALMIGHTY and HE HIS ONLY CONSTITUTED AUTHORITY THAT IS UNQUESTIONABLE , He disappointed the powerful , He make the wishes of the ordinary people come true . We should learn from them that whatever we are today is by God's grace ,and He always have a better option than you if you feel you are too big HE will show you you are nothing without HIM .

There is no God in the Lagos election! It was a god that got involved. Lagos shall be free one day just like Oyo state. After Adedibu died, any preferred candidate has been winning in Oyo. So will it be in Lagos soonest!

stephenduru:
President Muhammadu Buhari and the National Security Advice Maj General Babagana Monguno attended the 2019 Women and Youths Presidential Campaign Team Victory Dinner hosted by the Wife of the President held Saturday at Presidential Conference Hall, State House in Abuja.

President Muhammadu Buhari thanked the able Women and Youths for their efforts at the event

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/03/wife-of-president-aisha-buhari-hosts.html

Where are the ones who rolled in gutters?

Activist001:
ODE, you're leaving Aso Rock today. Insha Allah.

No be today nah!

LarryHooper:
When

Happened in the 90's.. I was a teenager at then .. 14 or 15 years thereabout.

Where

Secondary school toilet.

How

Twas a coincidence tho. Boys and girls toilet happened to share the same demarcation. So depending on where you're coming from, you have to pass the front of the door of one before getting either toilet. This girl called toyosi in my class made the mistake of not closing the door properly. So as she squatted trying to urinate, mehn in saw everything. That pussy was the pinkiest I'd ever seen in my entire life. I stood there gazed in amazement. As she dey try force the urine out, the toto just dey close dey open one kind. That pussy was inviting me. Toyosi didn't even react, she was just laughing. Then the most unforgettable thing I'd ever heard in my entire life as at that time, she was like "come inside now". I didn't hesitate, she locked the door bent over using her two hands to support herself against the wall then I pounded like a mad dog. It wasn't even obvious I was a virgin sef. We shared many happy sexcapades after our first experience in that same toilet and her fathers house after closing hours.

Kai!

Baawaa:
Onnoghen is history,simple!Facially,the man look like a thief,look at the picture very well

You are a mad man!

StOla:
This is very commendable.

Every public servant would soon learn to eschew corruption and bribe collection.

The CJN and his defenders should be ashamed of themselves.

As for the legal cult that consist of the judiciary and the NBA, all Nigerians can now see that those who are of the law, have no single regard for it. Yet they daily make a living by imposing the law on others.

What manner of national legal system will have both the NBA president and the CJN embroiled in allegations of corruption at the same time?

Corruption! How mighty art thee?

It is a shameful thing for NFIU to investigate the CJN! Even upon that the CJN does not have up to 200 million. Are you people mad or what? What exactly is wrong with APC? Pls why are some people still supporting satanism? Go and investigate the accounts of Buhari's ministers! Come and feed me back b4 I flog you! Nigeria has lost it!

This is the most sensitive discourse. Please, shall we get things right. Murder and abortion are two different constructs. Murder is termination of a life external. Abortion is termination of a life internal. The external life is conscious while the internal is unconscious. The rationale behind taking an external Life execpt by Justice is not moral and legal. The rationale behind an internal life may not be legal in Nigeria but in certain places. Nevertheless, it is moral if to save the mother or if it as a result of rape. However, every life is important human, animal and plants except that of a criminal. There is no such thing as purification from sins. A killer must be killed-Justice. Abortion becomes murder if only it is done selfishly.

femmy2010:
BUHARI is a movement

You are right. The movement is penurism!

ozo13:
Smiles.I dey tell this people dem no gree.the only place atiku has a chance in the core north is kano cos of kwankwasiyya and probably sokoto cos of Tambuwal influence.make dem forget the other place.most core northern state is 70% sure for buhari

Yes you are right because they are daft!

Tomis954:
Zero fuel queue.

Improved roads for travelers.

4th Bomb free Christmas �.

What has changed?


Who else use to be embarrassed when returning to Nigeria through our poor terminal at Abuja? Your days of embarrassment are over!

It’s a brand new terminal.�

I will be an imbecille if I vote based on these lies we know! Please stop posting this because Nigerians are not smiling. I was at filling station as at this time last year. In fact 2017 Xmas was bleak! How many soldiers have we lost? Which roads improved but they are worse! If you post something like this again I will CURSE you!

Tomis954:
Zero fuel queue.

Improved roads for travelers.

4th Bomb free Christmas �.

What has changed?


Who else use to be embarrassed when returning to Nigeria through our poor terminal at Abuja? Your days of embarrassment are over!

It’s a brand new terminal.�

I will be an imbecille if I vote based on these lies we know! Please posting this because Nigerians are not smiling. I was at filling station as at this time last year. In fact 2017 Xmas was bleak! How many soldiers have we lost? Which roads improved but they are worse! If you post something like this again I will CURSE you!

ChiefAzubuike:
What a failed life. Obviously they basked in the African euphoria that "education is the best legacy".

With all the book them read, they get money pass Iwobi or Amhed Musa or they get money pass aki and paw paw? Money is life and if you no build that mansion or buy that lambo, you came to this life to do nothing.

Jealousy! Show us your Lambo or Mansion we go believe u say education is waste! Aki and Pawpaw we know as graduates, Iwobi we know, but are you? Bad Belle! ��