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ayaya yaya just a tip of the iceberg

Oh no i wish they had done a little collabo here instead of just blowing it.we dont nd their kiss.i thnk they nd each oda kiss badly

just a bunch of over-aged but unmarried individuals

a typical scene of the nigerian situation.nothing done to extinguish the fire, hungry looking souls hanging arround to salvage some items wen the inferno becomes a litle bearable Meanwhile the lagos state fire service is having its vehicle repaired.they havnt got a drop of water in their tanks. Anyway they wl be there soonest.ecxercise patience my people.

ubok Abasi,,,,it seem the whole of lag is on fire.fashola where are your world acclaimed fire fighters?i hope they didnt run out of gas when they were on dia way?

i hope she will come bak hale n hearty.i dont wana hear anoda death story.i think we have had enough of that.
Let celebrities marry n get divorced the next day.Let them beef one anoda;thats is entirely a gud story.NO MORE DEATH;NO MORE PAINFUL EXIT.
Gents n damsels;lets interceed for this fellows odawise we shall not have one walking the on the earth surface anymore.

lets not be more concerned with the aftermath of his untimely resignation than THE FACTORS BEHIND IT.
lets ask ourselves why he had to throw in the towel[an act which rarely occurs] without any good reason.
All is not as it seems;gents n damsels.

we all miss u but its seems prezzo misses u most.gudbye angel.

thanks for the writeup iyaniwura;by the way i hope THEY SHALL EQUALLY WRITE BETA THINGS ABOUT U IN D NEAREST FUTURE.
U no be signboard ohh;we wana hear names of companies like IYANIWURA CONDOM PLC;IYANIWURA N SONS PANTY COMPANY;IYANIWURA'S BEER LTD

the most suitable title for dis SHORT STORY IS'
THE ADVENTURE OF MIKE AKA JOHN BULL BY IYANIWURA.

drogba no say we no go past this stage.that one na cold comfort na

hmmm,on the contrary i aint gud in maths.its not even my favorite nor a subject i would love to offer if given the opportunity to go bak to post primary school.
Maths is my no go area.a subject i hate with passion.i wish it was never included in the list of compulsory subject for people like us.

Italian striker Maria Balotelli will face Manchester City in a tribunal in london on wednesday.
Balotelli is fighting city's decision to fine him two weeks wages for his poor disciplinary record last season.
The 22-years old missed 11 games domestically and in Europe last season because of suspensions.He appealesd against the decision but an independent panel of city board upheld the penalty.The case will now be heard by a 3 man panel.
Balotelli is expected to appears in person,along with his Italian lawyer and a representative from the Profesional Football Association while City sill bring their legal team.

001solar: Do u want to be a father at all, pls think this are kids we are talking about here ?

No mind am jare.he is just an attention seeking nairalander.maybe e is yet to post a thread or has done so severally but nobody has ever posted a comment.

MAN ON A STABBING RAMPAGE.SHUD HAVE GONE THERE WITH A GUN IN ORDER TO SING THE PRAISE OF HIS AMERICAN COUNTERPART.
Well since dem no get people were dey enter church shoot people in the name of religion,DAT IS THEIR OWN VERSION OF BOKO HARAM.

i know mr are is trying to curb corruption;this isnt enough though.THERE ARE MANY MORE RIVERS TO CROSS,PEOPLE TO CONVINCE,PLACES TO GO.infact the fight against corruption in Nigeria is not as simple as the game of chess.it needs more hands,more resources plus any oda weapons of corrution reduction(Wcr).

we have a mirage of problems but the most outstanding ones are,insecurity,corruption,bad governance,political apathy amongst the populace.

stabbed?didnt go there with a gun?this is fake news.

Hmmm this one na the chiness version of the american tragedy.i hope this isnt an essay or comprehension.they two stories sound alike.NOWADAYS FAKE NEWS AND RUMOURS CORRECTLY DEFINES SOME NEWS SITES ON THE NET.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]there was no pleasure wch is y I wd want the 6th one to fall from the sky [/quote]Strange.pleaures is the one and only definition of s¤¤

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I want to have a 6th child and I hope this time he/she will jus fall from the sky[/quote]Abi, pickin don turn to manna,the one were children of isreal bn collect as christmas bonus from baba oluwa?
That pickin no go be real pickin but an ogbanje donation.WHY NOT DO ANODA ROCK N ROLL LIKE U DID BEFORE TO GET THE ODA FIVE CHILDREN?u wont regret u did it.hmmm pleasurable.

make him come now.is it the first time an international artirst is going to perform in Nigeria?capital NO.WE HAVE HAD THE LIKES OF RICK ROSS,AKON,BUSTA RYHME AND THE ODAS WHO ARE BETTER THAN HIM perform in the country some some months ago.
i know he will SCREAM,SHOUT,MIMICK SOME ANIMAL SOUNDS LIKE GOAT,SHEEP AND DOG.moreover,he is coming to the country to show us his new form of madness.
Im not a big fan of cb.

this thread is specially posted for the ladies,male members of this forum can only read through without posting any comment pls.tanx for ur understanding..
Its is believed that african ladies are more fashion conscious than their foreign counterparts.they are custodians of fashion statements.for some of them,fashion defines their personalities.
However,while some of them find pleasure in going for african traditional attires oda dont as they rada prefer foreign wears to the former.some other groups of african ladies prefer both but stl stick more to one than the oda.
Ladies,which do u prefer most?lets get it started.ur comment pls

mine are uncountless but the ones that top the list are,
i want to be economically bouyant come next year,though im a student i will not hesitate to work on a part time basis.i know its gonna be a litle stressful but i will cope with that.the primary motive for this is that i dont wanna be a financial burden to my parents anymore.
Secondly,since music forms a part of me,i wl not fail to set the recording of my debut album in motion again.i paused it during the second quarter of this year in order to attend to a pressing need.besides the recording company in sa was quite demanding hence i spent more than i had earlier planned.
thirdly,wana grash with a first class in political science come next year.i know its quite rare for one to achieve such feat but i wl do so with God on my side and tru hardwork.my previous results are impressive.i have received some scholarships and awards becos of this achievement.

this year is almost coming to an end.i do believe you have achieved alot this year.how about next year?i hope yall have plans and aspirations for 2013.
what are those items that top your list of plans for the coming year?lets get it started,comment only please

My greatest achievement this year centres arround emotional matters.
Broke countless numbers of fragile hearts beyond repairs.wooed many girls,one even came all the way from ghana to visit me,though we aint in good terms anymore.
However,i was able to discover wot is under gej hat.c that hat were him dey wear so get sth under.want to know?

I achieved so much this year than any oda years.first,i was elected to represent my faculty in the student union government parliament of unical.
I also corrected a deficiency in my ssce.was having a d in economics but now i've got an a.
Many oda things

Nigeria had lost alot of higly talented entertainers to the cold hands of death.while some of these musicians were internationally recognised,odas though operating locally were the talk of the town as they were able to complete favourably with their counterparts.
The list is endless,PAPA FELA,DAGRIN,THE QUEEN OF SONGS,OLIVER DE COQUE ETC.
Mine would be dagrin,he carved a niche for himself by popularising yoruba rap.nowadays,the likes of olamide,yungsix and countless numbers of oda artirst do follow his trail.though some element of mystism stl surrounds his untimely exit,his memory shall never fade away from my heart.rip the fada of yoruba raps.
Wot about u?Which of them would like to be given anoda chance of coming bak to life by God?

atleast this thread is gaining more popularity than before.good.i know say some nairalanders dont rly like it cold,they want to be offended before pushing the button.
Thanx nellyon,chris4sure and djnancy.thanx a million times for ur contribution.i know u must have bn hurt by wot i posted.the fact is that i never knew my post was on the jokes section.my apologies.
no cold war nellyon and nancy.chris4sure, my previous post is highly regretable.sowie.i hope u r all mature enough to understand wot i mn.no more hurtful posts okay.