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PoliticsRe: Mutari Dauda Is Dead! Buhari's Nephew Dies by akee01(m): 8:16pm On May 08, 2020
Why dis thing dey beat around bush na.......
We are really tired of dis suspense!

Kwanza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2606521539561921&id=1636468759900542
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by akee01(m): 8:08pm On May 08, 2020
Na men like u dey make all those kids do anyhow to us


Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by akee01(m): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
I feel ur pain bro ��

Zornes123:
Well
some guys will see this as normal. When I was 19 or so I had this way older girlfriend who told me she prefers anal sex more. I had to do it in order to satisfy her, that sh|t was disgusting angry
CelebritiesRe: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by akee01(m): 8:49am On Apr 30, 2020
femi4:
lesbo detected
Na just 14yrs na
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦20 Billion For The East-West Road Project by akee01(m): 12:20pm On Mar 19, 2020
Going out of d topic is a sin.
Go and create ur own topic to preach whatever pleases u.

Suspect33:
Road project in 2020?¿

Many seems not to know the times we are living in,
this is no time to play games with God, Repent
while there is still time, get on the ark of Gods
salvation or get left behind, Note: Things will not
get better but rather worse as the Judgement of
God is been rolled out on a world that has rejected
its saviour, REPENT, its your only hope
HealthRe: Can Masturbation Ever Make A Man Infertile Or Have Low Sperm Count? by akee01(m): 11:34pm On Mar 15, 2020
U be confirm werey o, u sha want to ko ba mi. I'm already searching for d names

seanwilliam:
U people don begin to make me fear oooo... God bless diamond jackson , moriah mills and naijauncut, nollybang,africapass..
FoodRe: Bayelsa Residents Kill Crocodile, Share The Meat (Photos) by akee01(m): 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2020
U fit give me her Facebook name? I want to check something.

Sonnobax15:
undecided This is bad..very bad...must ijaw people eat anything that looks like a fish??...this blackman's mentality won't take us anywhere...i once had a white woman as a friend who had a crocrodile as a pet...but if it were nigerians na,BBQMANNAGRILLS would've grilled it with their stolen fire woods...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: “The Day My Ex Girlfriend Came To Me For Prayers" by akee01(m): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2020
U are nothing but tissue paper that ur name implies

TissuePaper:
Dammmmn Nigggaaar

Adeboye is a bitch ass fake Nigggaaar, he always advised his members not to have girlfriends meanwhile he had been enjoying his girlfriend's warm pussy during his youth before getting married to his wife
PoliticsRe: Akinyemi Onigbinde: It Doesn’t Make Sense Granting Amnesty To Boko Haram by akee01(m): 7:27am On Mar 02, 2020
U clearly don't understand what u are saying

tsephanyah:
Sharrap Prof. Go and fix sex for grade and the corruption going on in ur department. National security matters are to complex for you. And who cares about ur opinions anyways, Unless the i-pots terrorist. And some mentally deranged adults. Meet many of them Militant in Malaysia University of East London (UEL). If Gej can grant amnesty to militant, and sponsor them to study abroad. Well lemme break it to u people, granting Boko Haram amnesty is better. In War Deception is the best strategy.
PoliticsRe: Michael Iloduba: EFCC Celebrates Corporate Bottle Water Seller In Suit by akee01(m): 3:55pm On Dec 17, 2019
AMEN

Designerdollars:
magun may your sons and daughters end up like this.
Rubbish !!angry
Can you imagine the insult. undecided
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie: Sowore Faked His Re-Arrest In Order To Give DSS A Bad Name by akee01(m): 6:11pm On Dec 07, 2019
Whoever give this woman tramadol to use will not make heaven

EBMedia:
Lauretta Onochie said that there was no evidence to show that DSS re-arrested Sowore as was reported.

She said:

WHO DRAMA EPP? EVERY LIE WILL EXPIRE.
COURTROOM DRAMA EXPLAINED.

So it was a stage managed drama in the court yesterday; Sowore pinned down by his supporters in a courtroom in order to give DSS a bad name.

There was no gun. No batton. No pinning down. Just plain drama, planned and staged by his boys and girls. Kudos, but every lie has an expiration date.

Many EYEWITNESSES have said DSS was OUTSIDE the courtroom, not inside the courtroom.

Here's one more eyewitness account as reported by Adeniyi Adegbomire SAN-

A friend of mine, Wale Fapohunda, who was in court today when Sowore's re-arrest was purportedly effected inside the courtroom has this to say about the incident:

"Okay, so I was in court today and here is what happened.

The court had adjourned his matter till 11th Feb next year.

The court called the next matter and proceeding had commenced in respect of the next matter.

Sowore stepped OUT OF THE COURT ROOM and suddenly we heard noises coming from the corridor "leave me alone" "they want to kill me" "they want to kill Sowore" and all that.

Suddenly Sowore's people started dragging him with the DSS and they (Sowores team) dragged him into the court room.

The judge seeing this, rose and went to her chambers.

The DSS didn't enter the court room to arrest him rather his supporters dragged him in with the DSS official.

Nobody chased the judge out, she rose and went to her chambers on seeing squabbles.

The DSS official left the court room and waited for him outside the court.

Thank you all. Behold my eye witness account".


Blackmailing government enforcement agencies was how our nation went into decay. It wont work this time. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

It appears everyone in that drama was part of the drama club. They harassed a Court officer who wanted them out as they were disrupting another court case. A Lawyer who looked bemused with the whole drama was lost for words.

Drama has not helped Dino Melaye. It has not helped Olise Metuh. Drama has not helped Orji Uzo Kalu.

Drama will not help Sowore because Once you dramatise a lie to the members of the public to attract sympathy, you lose all of that sympathy when they find out you have misled them.

I'm also of the opinion that the police look into these videos, (I have watched four) and charge those who deliberately misled the general public on this issue.

God bless Nigeria.
Lauretta Onochie.
@Laurestar.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2818450538194576&id=100000889720395
FamilyRe: Married Women, Do You Still Give Guys Your Contact? Why? by akee01(m): 11:42pm On Nov 27, 2019
damn.... *lemme run away**

dollytino4real:
ok i hear u
FamilyRe: Married Women, Do You Still Give Guys Your Contact? Why? by akee01(m): 11:50pm On Nov 26, 2019
Make I chop ur snail too na.... Don't worry, me no go chop and clean mouth

dollytino4real:
snail
FamilyRe: Married Women, Do You Still Give Guys Your Contact? Why? by akee01(m): 11:03pm On Nov 25, 2019
chop wetin?
dollytino4real:
but if i give u go chop clean mouth! pretentious guy
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Tapes And Depraved Viewers By Deji Yesufu by akee01(m): 3:06am On Nov 25, 2019
The Kind of weed u smoke is damn too good.... See ur reasoning..... I 4 for u o
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ola33t:
shocked



There is nothing wrong patronizing made-in-Nigeria soft-porn during this border closure. That's all what the government has been preaching lately. The video is a welcome development, as Nigerians could focus on made-in-Nigeria porn and take a rest from foreign xvideos for a while.

I saw a thread fews minutes ago on Nairaland Front Page, where a kind hearted Nairalander said she is about to drop her sex tape online too, sequel to the Babcock video. That's the kind of patriotic spirit that can keep made-in-Nigeria products in progress.

The short Babcock soft porn traveled more than all the travels the Nigerian president has made during all his years as president. The video has been the only successful export of Nigeria in recent times, Mia Khalifa was impressed by the bedmatics and prowess of the duo.

I know Honorable Bright Ejedewhro and Elisha Abbo would have watched the clip more than five times today. Babcock video is one of the best things that happened to the country lately.
Lets learn to appreciate made-in-Nigeria products instead of being the antagonist against our own development.
HealthRe: Ene, Emaciated Lady In Ajah Is Rehabilitated (New Photos) by akee01(m): 11:11am On Nov 19, 2019
May angry thunder fire ur miserable life

Smalldick123:
ONCE A MAD WOMAN IS FOREVER A MAD WOMAN!. It still dey her body
RomanceRe: Etinosa Vivian: My Sugar Daddy Took Me To Dubai & Spent Millions On Me by akee01(m): 2:41pm On Nov 15, 2019
Whenever karma visit u and ur husband replace u with one small gal.... Don't come here to be ranting.... That's if she go get husband self.


Gistfresh:
A Nigerian slay queen has expressed excitement over her first rodeo to Dubai and how it was sponsored by a random sugar daddy who simple asked "Will you travel with me to Dubai" - She also discredited young guys who are still hustling for money trying to ask her out.

Etinosa shared her experience on twitter and it has been met by various reactions, you can read some of the reactions below:

I’m not gonna lie, the first time I left Nigeria was through sugar daddy. When he met me , his pick up line was legit “will you travel with me to Dubai?” And I couldn’t say no to such. He was a 2mins man and spent millions on me.

But you see those useless slim broke boys....

https://twitter.com/EtinosaVivian/status/1194857672157384706

Source>>>https://www.ogbeta.ng/2019/11/how-my-sugar-daddy-took-me-to-dubai-and.html
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Greets VJ Adams By Kneeling Down by akee01(m): 6:01am On Oct 12, 2019
bimgo:
The following roads need urgent attention in Ogun State, 1=Oke aro --matogun road, Giwa--oke aro, oke aro --agbado. Ogun state government please adhere and do the needful.
Including luzada- agbara road.....
That place na another version of hell
PoliticsRe: Kano-maradi Railway: Buhari Linking Sahelo-sahara With Nigeria Coast by akee01(m): 12:24pm On Oct 01, 2019
Misplaced priorities
PoliticsRe: A Porthole That Looks Like Nigerian Map (photo) by akee01(m): 12:20pm On Oct 01, 2019
So true and real
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Appoints Bolaji Ayorinde & Yemi Aderibigbe As Aides by akee01(m): 3:18pm On Sep 13, 2019
Which one has d highest value
PoliticsDemocratic Presidential Debate In Houston by akee01(op): 7:53am On Sep 13, 2019
Meanwhile, Andrew Yang and Sen. Ted Cruz are challenging each other to a game of basketball

Democratic presidential hopeful Andrew Yang and Republican Sen. Ted Cruz challenged each other ahead of yesterday's debate to a basketball match.

It all started when Cruz took a dig at Yang's polling numbers.


Ted Cruz

@tedcruz
Sorry. You gotta poll at 5% or more to play on my court. https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/1171904300458676225

Pat Ward

@WardDPatrick
Need a @AndrewYang v @tedcruz game

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Yang countered Cruz with a poll from The Hill that asked voters "Who would be the Democratic party's 2020 presidential nominee?" It showed Yang at 5%.

"Ted I would be delighted to beat you in basketball," Yang tweeted.

Cruz accepted the challenge, telling Yang to "bring it."

"Bring it. 4 on 4, you plus three of your paid staffers vs me and three of my paid staffers (no outside ringers). Say, this Friday afternoon in Houston? The loser gives $5k to the (non-political) charity of the winner’s choice? Game?" the Texas senator tweeted.

The two politicians went back-and-forth from there. It's unclear if the two will actually hold a match.


Ted Cruz

@tedcruz
Hmm. You’re taller than I am. From the video, you’re probably a better shot. And, I’ve seen you dunking (on an 8-foot rim). Altogether, pretty strong. So....... https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1172107317636149249

Embedded video
Andrew Yang

@AndrewYang
Replying to @tedcruz
Let’s play one-on-one. Give the fans a show. �
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities React To Lady Masturbating On The Road, Say She Needs Help by akee01(m): 9:48pm On Sep 09, 2019
Zeinymira:
Ehya... maybe it's hebephrenic schizophrenia
Interpretation please and I guess u are a nursing student right?
CultureRe: Muslim Women Protest Against Orò Tradition That Forbids Women From Stepping Out by akee01(m): 12:58pm On Sep 08, 2019
ImperialYoruba:
Amen! You too my brother. You shall be fruitful and prosperous at every turn, Amen!
Amen
CultureRe: Muslim Women Protest Against Orò Tradition That Forbids Women From Stepping Out by akee01(m): 10:38pm On Sep 07, 2019
ImperialYoruba:
grin grin
When they go to Saudi Arabia they obey restriction by Arab.

At home they cant obey restriction by their culture.
Whatever u lay ur hand on shall prosper.
SportsRe: Kidnappers Of Beauty Ogere Siasia Release victim, hold ransom payer captive by akee01(m): 10:34pm On Sep 07, 2019
GEOANDSONS:
Please they should pity him, he's been hrough a lot.


Also, check out this beautifully shaped Flash drives
A lot like bribery and match fixing right?
CareerRe: Meet Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Bottled, Pure Water In Suit In Lagos (Photos) by akee01(m): 8:33pm On Sep 07, 2019
titiloyeblog:
Meet Popular 24years Old Hardworking Nigerian Man Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Pure Water while wearing Suits, He is well known on the Lagos Island, from CMS to Ojo, According to him he hopes to Open His Very Own Table Water Bottling Company "Corporate Water" once he has enough money in the future, but for now he also does Bus Conductor Work In The night after selling his water in the Day time!!!

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/09/meet-michael-24-years-who-sells.html
Someone should advice him now before he died of heat. Hawking in suit under dis kind weather is nothing but absolutely madness. Before they will start blaming one vegetable old man for his death
CareerRe: Meet Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Bottled, Pure Water In Suit In Lagos (Photos) by akee01(m): 8:25pm On Sep 07, 2019
Offpoint:
One thing about stupid people is they feel they're wise in their doing.
How do you explain a black man putting on suit and hawking in the hot sun?


The white man invented suit cuz of his weather and a environment, stupid black men wore it and call corporate dress in an office without a functioning AC.


Black is truly black in his reasoning.
Your suit doesn't mean I'm gonna buy a satchet pure water N50.
If I see you hawking in suit I'll buy from the next guy in tattered cloth... if you can afford suit means you've sold enough.
U just unveil my mind sir. God keep blessing ur reasoning
Foreign AffairsRe: Dawda Jawara Is Dead! The Gambia's Founding President Dies Aged 95 by akee01(m): 10:24am On Aug 28, 2019
Wat kind of great loss at 95 chai! Make he no die again na......

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