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Business / Re: Come In Here, If You Need A Job by akinyeleaa: 2:56pm On Jun 15, 2023
Omuuvwie:
What are you delivering ?
Charcoal
Business / Come In Here, If You Need A Job by akinyeleaa: 7:53am On Jun 11, 2023
Hello everyone.
I have come up with a business model, and need people with like minds who have marketing skills. It could be that you have a location, where I can deliver to you, so that you sell from there, or you could even have contacts that we can be delivering to directly. You don't need to pay any money, just come in, if you have marketing skills, can do supplies, have contacts or can even sell very well. Any interested person can message on zero seven zero 19 six eight nine seven 0 six. For further discussions. By the way, I'm based in Oyo state
Islam for Muslims / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Announces Sighting Of Crescent, declares Friday Eid-ul-fitr by akinyeleaa: 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2023
TAQABALALAHU MINA WA MINKUM

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got Two Full Time Jobs At The Same Time Which Should I Pick by akinyeleaa: 6:11pm On Oct 29, 2022
Einterest:

Thanks very much for this, I decided to Email stanbic they confirmed two organisations can remit into my pfa acct.
Oh good, enjoy baba
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got Two Full Time Jobs At The Same Time Which Should I Pick by akinyeleaa: 3:56am On Oct 28, 2022
Lemme give you the kinda advice I would have taken if I was in your shoes. It is actually illegal to take up 2 pensionable jobs but try and work around it this way, try and pend the registration for pension at one of the jobs for as long as possible, keep posting them whenever they ask you to enrol for pension, dey use style and some excuses delay, at least till you can't anymore. Another thing I can advise you is to try and take into confidence one sure person at your pension fund administrator and seek his professional advice about how you can work around having 2 pensions. If you have not even done data capturing, you might even be lucky, just use 2 different pension fund administrators i.e ARM and Stanbic, when everything later settle maybe after a few years, you'll just move the 2 different pensions to another pension administrator(at different times o) and then run your biometrics.
Goodluck baba

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Politics / Re: Don’t Access Twitter Through VPN - APC Warns Nigerians by akinyeleaa: 5:44am On Jun 09, 2021
Suddenly, APC likes us enough to give us advice "in our own interest". Have the bastards advised themselves on the insecurities they've unleashed on Nigerians. Even if it the last thing I will do on earth, I go use VPN, I go tweet, if you feel twitter is being used by IPOB to undermine the corporate existence of Nigeria, counter their narrative by running an all inclusive government where IPOB will not have sympathisers again. A situation where fulani herdsmen can overrun towns in Nigeria and nothing is done about it, ori gbogbo yin ti daru

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Nigeria’s Problem Is Not Restructuring by akinyeleaa: 2:34am On Nov 13, 2020
YouAreFinished:

Of course,they keep focusing only on the North.
Apart from Lagos or maybe Abuja,no other state currently can stand on it's own without those oil proceeds.
Then let them all collapse. Are you going to say because they can't stand on their own , Otedola or Dangote's wealth should be shared for almajiri? It is just pure common sense, hustle with your limited resources, manage them and develop at your own pace. How do you explain kano destroying alcohol but benefiting from revenue generated from the same alcohol?
See let's drop sentiments and use logic
Career / Re: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by akinyeleaa: 6:52pm On Aug 09, 2020
I don't care if you sleep with him or not, that's ur decision to make but if it is only because of your job and not that you are interested too, I'll advise you not to do it cos las las e go nack and still sack you later on when he's tired of the coochie, e sure me die. Take care

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by akinyeleaa: 5:59am On Jun 16, 2020
Prinsola:
My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help
I think I can help you as we have almost similar scenarios until very recently. I used to be very shy too, I go see fine babe, we might even be staring at each other but to approach dey hard me until one elderly woman I usually relax at her shop said I was scared of women, na that one ginger me o, I dey approach anything now. What you gonna do is make it a duty to approach ladies daily even the ones you don't like like that, just approach, strike a conversation with confidence, you might ask for her contact if you feel like, you might just move if you don't feel like too. Another thing that might help is you even start with ladies you aren't attracted to, that way you don't feel that anxiety of rejection, I still follow one enter micra 2days ago, she refused to gimme her number but we just chatted and laughed till I dropped off sha

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Observe The Eid Prayer At Home by akinyeleaa: 6:16pm On May 22, 2020
abdulizom:
CORRECTION PLEASE:
1. First Rakaat=7 takbeer and 6 in the second.
2. Raise your hands only once and in the first takbeer of each Rakaat, simple.
3. No particular surrah after Fat'ha, you can recite any surah you like.
Allahu ya'allam
Don't mislead people please, modify ur post asap, most of your points are wrong, only 1 is correct, I think
Health / Re: COVID-19: Oyo Discharges 18 Patients, Confirms 11 New Cases, Records 2 Deaths by akinyeleaa: 5:47am On May 19, 2020
If what that guy up there says is true, most likely the company na Ison o. I didn't know ibadan SW encompasses dugbe area before o. A lady yesterday while debunking it wasn't sumal or zartech had said the company occupies 2 of the floors in the building where she works too, omo na ison get that kind arrangement around that area that person mentioned. Let's wait for confirmation tho
Culture / Re: Yusuf Bayero, Dan’iya Of Kano Is Dead by akinyeleaa: 2:35pm On May 10, 2020
athaboi:
For me eh, I believe that this people have been dieing in large number like this before now..seems they have season for Mass death, corona only created the avenue to question it. They are so lackluster about life..they don't make noise about death no matter how mysterious it is. They believe that everything is the will of a non-existing Allah somewhere
You made a lotta sense until that last statement
Islam for Muslims / Re: Coronavirus: 15 Imams Arrested In Kano For Defying Lockdown Order by akinyeleaa: 6:22pm On Apr 23, 2020
banana99:
I have not entered, waiting for your reply to decide.....
Lmao, don't worry, the reply will come very soon o, just hold on tight
Islam for Muslims / Re: Coronavirus: 15 Imams Arrested In Kano For Defying Lockdown Order by akinyeleaa: 6:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
banana99:

Shey u go drop something for ma account make i go back cos i don already near mokwa...i dey smuggle self enter tongue
Lol, so you still decided to smuggle yourself down here. Safe trip man, sha don't bring Corona o
Islam for Muslims / Re: Coronavirus: 15 Imams Arrested In Kano For Defying Lockdown Order by akinyeleaa: 5:56am On Apr 23, 2020
banana99:
hmmmmmm...biko how do i get to kwara from Kano?
Ile is the abosimi oko
Shey you are okay laidis? Better stay put in your Kano jeje, don't bring nonsense down here o. Stay put till Corona goes
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by akinyeleaa: 2:34pm On Apr 12, 2020
Tmb78:
I don't know why you people don't reason well.
This woman might not have voted for Buhari
I know many old people who voted for him the first time but didn't the second time
Some didn't even vote for him both times
Not all yorubas love buhari enough to have voted for him
As a matter of fact,most yorubas don't like Tinubu that you nitwits say is our lord and savior.Kai funny people!!!
What about those Yorubas who voted for Atiku,sowore,Fela et al
Any time you feel like vomiting this rubbish ask yourself what did they give the Easterners who voted for Buhari
I wonder why you igbos always cover that up and focus on the yorubas alone.
U shouldn't have given that idiot the attention he wanted na, people that don't have sense, only sawdust. They are still bitter 5years after

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by akinyeleaa: 2:30pm On Apr 12, 2020
crackhouse:
The woman must be a retired harlot.
Nothing on ur head, just sawdust

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: Batch A 2020 Call Up Letter Is Out by akinyeleaa: 9:01pm On Mar 09, 2020
SHEGZYDONIAA:


In Zamfara some local government are OK... Gusau, Tsafe,
Talata, Anka, burgundu, kaura, is a cool place... Their camp is at tsafe... You will enjoy it there
Some LG are safe, aw are we so sure she'll be posted to the "some LG o"
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Batch A 2020 Call Up Letter Is Out by akinyeleaa: 2:32pm On Mar 08, 2020
shogsman:
They posted my little brother to zamfara,I couldn't sleep since yesterday.
Lol, y na, na there dem post my sister too, we dey consider maybe make she chill till next batch. The news coming from zamfara these days aren't so pleasant at all
Jobs/Vacancies / Interview With Chrisnelb Pharmaceuticals Ltd by akinyeleaa: 10:30pm On Feb 22, 2020
Hi, please, is there anyone here who knows anything about chrisnelb pharmaceuticals limited at festac in lagos? I've got an interview with them on monday and I'll like to know if I should make an attempt or not to bother wasting my time and money. The interview is for the post of medical sales rep
Romance / Re: After Having 5 Minutes Sex With His Lady On Val's Day, She Said This by akinyeleaa: 8:43pm On Feb 15, 2020
So, 5mins is not enough abi, I should coman die because of you, boya emi ni mo koba e

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Assessment by akinyeleaa: 7:44pm On Mar 30, 2019
olaniyihafis:
I did receive it too.... however, I'm yet to get any mail from workforce as promised.
Have you gotten any mail from them ??
I didn't get the mail too o, up till this moment, I never see mail. and the test is supposed to be tomorrow. no number or mail wey person fit reach them too
Politics / Re: 2019 Nigeria Decides: Yorubas Must Read This by akinyeleaa: 7:50am On Feb 19, 2019
Iamgrey5:
Please stop preaching this civil nonsense and see how the ibo people have insulted your tribe for the past four years just because we voted for APC as against their choice of PDP.

They even took turns to insult the northern Nigeria people until recently when they realized that it might be counter productive.

I am not a tribalist, but I guess there's a certain degree of insult one can take .

Personally, I don't mind voting for an ibo candidate over my own brother if the ibo candidate is miles ahead of my brother.

Nonetheless, I won't vote for PDP because their style of government is not miles ahead of the APC style of government.

In addition, I think the APC has benefited my people more than the PDP in many aspects. i.e infrastructural facilities abandoned for years under the government of the PDP are now being given due attention.

Need I go on.

PS: I know my tribe's support might not be enough to reelect the president, but I will rather give him my votes based on the aforementioned premise.
So I should stop being civil and go the the way of tribalists too abi, we can't all be stupid na. I'm not telling you Igbos have not insulted Yorubas or whatever, but if you'll be honest with urself, it's a two way thing as I've seen Yorubas too attack Igbos severally. it's fine you wanna support them based on development and successes and not some sentiment of our son and that was my point.
Have a good day
Politics / Re: 2019 Nigeria Decides: Yorubas Must Read This by akinyeleaa: 2:26pm On Feb 18, 2019
ejimatic:
I. Please read the piece below if you are from the south west. Somebody posted it I decided to share because it shows the dynamics of Nigeria politics whether you like it or not . Yoruba is the most stupid set of people in politics? I disagree. completely...Yorubas who condemned Buhari, now thinking to vote in Atiku. are bastards? An Igbo woman recently shared same opinion in public about the need for Igbos to vote Atiku because of their son Obi. Wel, North is on the saver side, either Buhari or Atiku they stil hold political post of number one citizen because it is their rule and make their reign 8years as Obasanjo did. However Buhari has four years while Atiku will have 8years...Who will lose if Atiku wins?The game is now between East and West. Osinbajon is from west (yoruba), and Obi from East (Igbo). The Igbo are supporting Atiku/Obi because they recognise the importance of their son being the vice president. This time around they are posting stupid stories and lies to make Yoruba support their plans. If you vote PDP you have sold your own people and assist the Igbo to have their ways. Yoruba should think twice before they condemn their own. Omo eni kii sedi bebere ka fi ileke sidi omi elomii. Right in front of me now is a book on Hubert Ogunde and I have just read the story around the development of the play and song Yoruba Ronu. I've never seen a people who decide to be self enemies like Yoruba. You may decide not to vote in your own as Yoruba because Igbo are surreptitiously twisting your brains through lies and half truths on the social media but you may regret your action soon. But don't forget the Yoruba adage that says Teni n teni, takisa n taatan. But while Ohaneze is saying openly that they are voting massively for PDP because their son Obi is the running mate, Some Yoruba are unfortunately deriding their own son, Osinbajo, for petty politicking. We need to change this pattern of self indictment and destruction. Some Yoruba worked against Awolowo, Abiola, Bola Ige and other stars among them. Yorubas! Can't we reason? Some people may not share opinion expressed by the writer of this piece especially the Igbos and possibly some Yoruba's too. They may be using past to decide the present.Everybody is entitled to his opinion.However remember this is dynamics of Nigerian politics.Every region is integrated in Nigerian politics.
Yorubas should let Buhari finish his second term now by supporting Osinbajo so that power will shift in 2023 to the south.
Ps: share among Yorubas if you are convinced
First, it was very stupid of you to have attacked a whole tribe or anyone at all for the choices they choose to make politically.
And for anyone to keep reasoning the way you are concerning politics in Nigeria is very dumb concerning the prevailing realities in the country. Lemme first point out that I'm Yoruba and from Ogun State too but I won't support Osinbajo for VP just because he is from my state. I would never reinforce failure even if it was a family member.
You would have done better to tell us why they deserve a second term by listing achievements and successes recorded and not deriding a whole tribe.
Lemme also make it clear that maybe not all but majority of Igbos would never support Buhari not because of VP or whatever but because they just do not believe in him, trust me, they are justified. For any dumb person to say they are supporting Atiku because of Obi is most stupid. Maybe a few do but majority just don't believe in Buhari. Igbos supported Yaradua against Buhari in 2007 despite Buhari having an Igbo VP.
And for bleeps sake, this is democracy, you can't expect us all to support the same candidate. My parents supported Buhari and still do while I supported him but no longer do so just because I feel he has failed and I can't reinforce failure. They made their choice, so did I?
Another thing I would like to note is for me, the post of VP is almost useless and I'll tell you why, it is just a figurehead. Perhaps the most functional VP since 1999 is Osinbajo and that's because Buhari wanted it so. Gej was almost useless as VP and so was sambo. OBJ fell out with Atiku and almost made him useless too, so for anyone to support a party just cos of our son is VP is dumb. Besides what did Osinbajo do for Ogun sef.
Lastly, all this Igbo Yoruba rivalry is not good for us, the Yorubas seem to be cynical about Igbos and vice versa and it will keep breeding hatred, I'm not ready to dabble into who's more tribalist as we all have our fair share of it from zik to awo and many more

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thread For those Invited for 2019 INEC Adhoc Staff by akinyeleaa: 10:13pm On Jan 31, 2019
Mhoyorsawreh1:


I never receive message o, i choose ila, ife north and ife east
If you don't get any message, you could still gatecrash any venue close to you.
Someone said the DND (do not disturb) feature could be responsible for some not getting the message

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thread For those Invited for 2019 INEC Adhoc Staff by akinyeleaa: 9:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
Egbami o, na so INEC Bleep me up o. I registered at the state head office on Osogbo, Osun state and chose 3 preferred local governments(Ede north, Ede South and Osogbo) for this INEC ad-hoc shii. Now I got message this afternoon telling me to report at Ila Orangun which is far off from Ede where I reside tomorrow by 12. I'm thinking of ignoring that one and gate crashing at Ede South. Las las, a maa fi weyrey port e ni

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Not Responsible For Benue Killings – Gov Ortom by akinyeleaa: 4:08am On May 30, 2018
Ortom is unstable to have said this.
same person who said buhari abandoned them months ago. Moreover what is buharis number one responsibility if not to secure the citizens.
Ortom would do anything for reelection and I hope he loses now that I've seen his sycophantic tendencies

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 UI Postgraduate Discussion Thread by akinyeleaa: 3:13pm On Mar 06, 2018
Martinho55:
I got admission into msc biochemistry of Unizik, but am yet to pay acceptance fee cos I'm still waiting 4 UI's.I scored 68 in the EPT.Still waiting to be invited for dept test. I prefer UI cos i learnt they are faster.Should continue to wait for UI's when unizik pg are kicking of with lectures from 12/2/18. I NEED UR ADVICE PALS .THANKS.
Lol, better dey go Unizik jeje
Education / Re: My Experience Living In A Muslim-populated Hostel by akinyeleaa: 9:55am On Mar 05, 2018
matex97:
chill bro it is only when they want to pray they perform ablution . none of them use to perform it when it is time for nightclass but they want me to perform it.so you get it and pls don't take it personal
Forget the issue of ablution. The person who invited you into the mosque erred in the first place.
And no I'm not taking it personal, I just think you are a bigot
Education / Re: My Experience Living In A Muslim-populated Hostel by akinyeleaa: 12:10am On Mar 04, 2018
matex97:
i am not playing the victim's card here rather i am just revealing how people repay me badly for my kind gesture due to religious difference
Lol @ ur kind gesture, you sound vague. You knw what, withdraw ur kind gesture. I just told you it is wrong of you to be inside the mosque and you are still on it
You want the norm/rules bent for you just cos you borrow people materials. In fact you sound petty. Should I create a thread too and start listing all I've done for people(atheists inclusive) in my life. I wake up to preachings behind my window telling me whoever does not accept Jesus as God will perish every morning and this has never stopped me from relating well with the said preacher and others alike

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