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RomanceRe: Guy In Torn Underwear On A Date With A Lady (Photo) by Akious2k2(m): 12:22am On Mar 26, 2016
Creamish:
#shaba
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Mr Loverman... Shabaaa
bughead:
you are wrong my dear!
WOMEN ARE next to pig in terms of cleanliness. there are the most dirty and IRRITATING SET of species I have ever seen! always taping their heads like mad people and their hair to give out a fowl smell. a woman's mouth smell like a dead horse and her undies can intoxicate someone.
when WOMEN are in there period you will SMELLING some kind of smell you haven't come across in your life time and that smell is unexplainable.
Yet there are guys who enjoy sniffing dat stuff nah

But wait o... @OP look well o... Are u sure d boxers is not made of lace material
CareerRe: Sacked Today For Being 'too Introverted', Unfair? by Akious2k2(m): 5:52pm On Mar 25, 2016
baby124:
In a serious work environment, being an introvert shouldn't matter. It is your productivity that should matter. If everyone is busy gisting, how does any serious work get done? She is an unserious lady and her business will soon run down.

An introvert is actually a deep thinker, and quite intelligent and creative. Your type is an asset to any organization if your talents are Channeled properly. Please look for a serious company to work for. Don't feel bad. You just worked with a shallow and dull set of people.
@OP... Don't feel bad about urself... Just stick 2 d above quote...

Remember, if a fish was told 2 climb d tree, it will 4rever think it's stupid, likewise, if a bird was told 2 live under d water, it will as well think it's stupid... I believe there are better companies out there dat won't mind having pple like u work 4 dem
TravelRe: How Nigerian Drowned In Mediterranean Sea by Akious2k2(m): 4:18am On Mar 25, 2016
cry cry cry
So touching
PoliticsRe: Policemen Storm Courtroom During Badeh’s Trial by Akious2k2(m): 3:25am On Mar 25, 2016
Osyabj:
Anuofia. Amaechi will never go to jail under any APC government. Any issue Amaechi or any genuine pre-election ApC member has will be resolved out of court. Its called Prosecutorial discretion. Its done worldwide including the US.When the patently corrupt jonathan was prosecuting Tinubu, Nyako and other APC members, did he touch a single Pdp member? Answer is NO.
So after pdp or their new name comes back to power in 2065, they can prosecute Amaechi and other APC members. Until then just sit back relax, wail, moan, or weep, if you like, and watch as Buhari decimates all PDP thieves, recovers all their loots worldwide, and send most of them to jail. Enjoy the ride.
Bros, ur head dey dere jare... Also, when PDP enter, make dem probe corrupt pple from other parties, Dat's all... By so doing, by the Grace of GOD, corruption will reduce
britzz:
IN HIS VOICE...WE WERENT FUNDED ENOUGH TO ACQUIRE ARMS TO FIGHT INSURGENCY
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Afroconnect:
Why are naija old men so vain and dumb like b-itches...these old f-cks know Buhari will hunt criminals,but seems they can't just resist stealing.
I guess dey never thought dat power could change hands
Osyabj:
Anyone still looking for CHANGEhuh?
Fact is that Buhari has not even started. After dealing with the Jonathan gang of criminals who shared blood money while their Boko Haram MURDERED over 700,000 innocent Nigerian men, women and children. The killing field would have reached over 2 million by now but for Buhari's intervention.
Over 3 million children rendered ophans in 6 years of Jonathan's blood money sharing regime.
Jonathan MUST be tried for Treason and for supervising over the LARGEST looting of a public treasury in the history of the PLANET!!!
Seconded
Ephemmm:
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The last time I checked, your Otueke dullard has implemented nothing less than six budget while PMB has implemented none: what is the basis of your comparism?
Grow up kid.
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Epic


I think PMB should wade in2 dis issue... & Solomon Arase should also come & explain how, when & where police men were let loose
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police Begin Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Akious2k2(m): 12:16am On Mar 24, 2016
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Olokpa... Abeg u sir
Orimi... Kogba fila
Emana... Kojale
EducationRe: Lagos Probes Pupil’s Floggings By Principal, Teachers by Akious2k2(m):
Tho, I didn't bother 2 read d story, there's nothing wrong in dealing with a student... U can only counsel matured pple... Abegggy
CultureRe: White Students Of Yoruba Language University, U.S Singing Yoruba Hymn!(video) by Akious2k2(m):
To any tribe that could have been offended by my comment, even though I did not mention any, I want 2 say, with deep sense of remorse, that I apologize
CrimeRe: Racist Trump Supporter Who Assaulted Nigerian Student Wants To Buy Him Lunch! by Akious2k2(m): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2016
DICKtator:
I'm glad he slapped him

According to the story, I can infer the Nigerian is pro-Trump or just neutral!!!!!

That slap should reset his brain and let him think better.

How can you be black(African for that matter!!!) and be in support or neutral of Trump?

Watching Ben Carson ,if he declares for Trump ehn,.....



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I hope dis teaches every black who falls in2 dat category a good lesson
CultureRe: White Students Of Yoruba Language University, U.S Singing Yoruba Hymn!(video) by Akious2k2(m):
fowlyansh181:
the Americans are learning your language and you are praising them and jubilating like tods, i weep..
Y dem no learn ur own language? Contnue 2 dey envy ehn
RomanceRe: He Broke-up With Her Because Her Breasts Keeps Shrinking/sagging by Akious2k2(m): 5:59pm On Mar 14, 2016
SirJeffry:
She might have done a recent abortion. Probe well and thank me later.cheesy
My thought
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Girls This Jobless?pics. by Akious2k2(m): 11:58pm On Mar 13, 2016
menabae:
I swear that gurl,just wanna send the dude away,she dnt like him,exactly wat I did to someone grin
So what're u feeling like? Like a hot cake, I guess

Y're d ladies bashing OP nah... Ok, is it because he said most girls are jobless? Give him a break, abeg
RomanceRe: Is This The New Sexy Style Of Ladies Posing For Photos by Akious2k2(m): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2016
When u want 2 prove dat u were not Photoshop-ed & were actually there... I may b wrong though
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Turns His Members Into Sheeps & Goats Inside Church (video) by Akious2k2(m): 10:08pm On Mar 13, 2016
EggovinMma:
grin cheesy

I DONT HAVE RESPECT FOR 95% OF PASTORS
MOST ARE JUST TOO USELESS TO LISTEN TO.
PLENTY PASTORS ARE RETIRED/PRACTISING THIEVES, ARM ROBBER, RITUALISTS, 419ERS, POLYGAMISTS, ADULTEROUS FOOLS, CLOSET GAYS, MURDERERS, CHILD MOLESTERS, PANT SNIFFING PERVERTS grin, WIFE BEATERS, LAIRS, FRAUDSTERS, DRUGS TRAFFICKERS, ETC



I HATE THEM!!!They can be very cunning and wicked. They are just like Nigerian police. I still got respect for some though.

If someone just come to me and introduce himself as a pastor, my face go just be like shiite automatically. I feel disgusted by many of them.
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I can understand d rest o, but d bold... How did u get 2 know dis? Did any of dem ever sniffed urs? Talk true
PoliticsRe: Kuje Prison Inmates Jubilates As Badeh Joins Them, Rejects Foods by Akious2k2(m): 6:47pm On Mar 13, 2016
Destined2win:
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Dat presumably looks like d expression on d faces of d inmates when dey c him coming
HealthRe: Pregnant Woman Rejected By Cameronian Hospital,Operated By Her Niece In Open Air by Akious2k2(m):
ChelseaDr:
The lady that did the peripartum caesarean section deserves an international recognition.... That hospital deserves to be closed down ASAP. Of what benefit is the hospital's existence if it will take a lay person (the niece) to recognize a dire emergency and acted accordingly and the so called health workers were busy doing god-knows-what.
If there was a doctor there his/her licence should be confiscated for life because he is a killer. He should have gone out of his way to save the lives of those twins. Every patient deserves 24 hours of free service in emergency situations.... Do we still have a conscience?
No wonder Trump calls us (Africans) names.
May God help us.
I do not think d doctor shld b blamed in dis case, rather, d hospital (owner) shld b held responsible... Imagin d doctor helping d patient out of pity & incurring debt 4 d hospital by not following laid down rules or protocol of collection "down payment"... Mind u, if d patient is unable 2 pay, she remains in d hospital, incurring more debt

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
This is a fake or falsely reported story : according to a reliable source (one of the doctors and colleague of the one who declared her dead (meaning someone who was there ) : what really happened is the woman was pregnant and complained of abdominal pains and headaches , she had oedems on her body
. she went to Tergal hospital located at Nylon where she passed away, when she was being admitted at Tergale mortuary, the workers at the mortuary told the family that he’s feeling the babies moving, that they should go at laquintinie hospital to try to save them, so she arrived dead and it is known all over the world and medical field that it only takes 10 minutes for the babies to follow suit , so when she arrived, we went out as people were making so much noise, screaming, crying ,shouting we went to see what was going on, her family wanted to rush to the emergency service , but we denied them access because she was already dead, we followed the protocol she was dead and so were her babies , the nurses even broke the rules by letting them in and calling DR Motah who at the time was saving another life, the family made so much noise ,raising abuses on the doctor that the director, Dr Dissongo had to come. Her family then went outside with her body and decided to open her in an attempt to save the already dead babies, and as you saw on video and pictures the babies were indeed already dead . That’s the story .
For the Nigerians trying to massags their egos, Camsroon remains better than your country .
& do u have any fact 2 back up ur (bold) claim?



Dis is serious... I like d niece's courage
RomanceRe: Nothing by Akious2k2(m): 6:03pm On Mar 13, 2016
dharmelorlarh:
Is the girl a virgin or is she an underage?den why the kal of a police. Abeg make una pack well nd tlk mata wey sweet 4 mouth.
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I guess those are d conditions u dim fit 4 d act 2 b criminalized


OP, how're u sure any of dose gf's of his has not been raped by him in d past... 4get d fact dat he's there bf
RomanceRe: +18 Would You do This For Her? ( viewers discretion) by Akious2k2(m): 5:29pm On Mar 13, 2016
MrsPhyno:
God forbid. He might hurt me lol
What if he uses a clipper?

I can do dis 4 my wife when I'm married, preferably with a clipper... I can also allow her do mine 2, carefully though,& with a clipper, preferably
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Arrested In Thailand After A Hot Chase By The Police(pics) by Akious2k2(m): 12:11pm On Mar 13, 2016
ChappyChase:
Source!
*modified*
I can bet my left balls that, that boy ain't no drug pusher, he just one of those "smart" nigerian who will rather stay in a prison outside nigeria instead of coming back to nigeria to suffer this scam APC call change!!!!
See the way the guy is smiling, for him mind he don cheat bubu scam government!
Well, I won't mind going to switzerland to go enjoy my prison vacation while I wait for this Government to leave office abeg any body fit help me with the connection! huh
Very simple, travel down there & try smuggling coke when coming out... Only say I no fit guarantee say swiss govt no go eventually throw u com naija com serve ur term (@least dey no go waste their tax payers' money ontop ur head)... I hope it helps
CareerRe: A Female Commercial Motorcyclist (real Definition Of Hustling). Photos. by Akious2k2(m): 11:32am On Mar 13, 2016
ogawisdom:
She dey mean ooo, if u try anyhw with her u go see anyhw grin
Anything like what? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Chooking?


BTW, what a woman can do, dey say, a man can do, even better... Oh sorry, d other way round
BusinessRe: Huge Revelations Made By Aliko DANGOTE At Economist Summit In Lagos by Akious2k2(m): 11:00pm On Mar 09, 2016
dowjones:
Nice one.

See why Nigeria's future is weak? Unregulated power in the hands of one man. Dangote only thrives in a monopoly. Nigerians pay more than double for cement compared global prices because of one man.

When IBETO brothers were given license to produce cement under the Yar adua admin, they announced they will sell a bag of cement for N800 the NEXT WEEK, that license was revoked through the lobbying of Turai (that witch).

Once dangote is done with his tomato paste farm, government will pass a unfavourable bill against tomato paste production. Or they will use NAFDAC do make new entrants suffer. This is nigeria

Dangote's Nigeria
Sadly, Nigerians have come 2 terms dat dis same dangote has reduced d number of unemployed graduates roaming d streets, since our governments have refused 2 provide jobs on a leveled play ground... Instead, dey keep looting our common wealth & sending it abroad
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Very Aggressive And Rude by Akious2k2(m): 10:33pm On Mar 09, 2016
LastSurvivor:
A girl u have not even seen her pants touched ur blood sis at ur presence while all you could do is beg n plead..
She will soon torture ur mum when u marry her..
I would have disowned u if u were my son..
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CareerRe: MTN Sacks 180 Help Desk Staff by Akious2k2(m): 10:12pm On Mar 06, 2016
Where are d minister & minister of state 4 labour when u need dem? I'm not sure dey know there job / scope of work
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Wedding Invitation & Details,To Marry Wuraola Obanor Next Saturday by Akious2k2(m): 2:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
adorablepepple:
undecided, I just pity this oba and ife kingdom as a whole . An oba getting married to a remnant of three men. that's wonderful! She has been married 3 times,always changing her name to suit her new suitors tribe,from benin name to zainab abi aisha she is now bearing the name wuraola.
Someone who was married till December last year.
Na here we go dey. Happy married life
Just wish dem a blissful marriage... Dat's all
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of The Day! A Touching Photo That Says A Million Words by Akious2k2(m): 12:07am On Mar 05, 2016
DOUBLEWAHALA:
To be frank a black child can neve do this
I disagree... U think dat child was taught 2 do dat? So as a black child may not b taught 2 do so... U grab?
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Should NEVER Be Nice To A Woman by Akious2k2(m): 12:01am On Mar 05, 2016
Just like dis lady... Whenever she gets on my nerves... I quietly walk out... Later on, if I ask her y she behaved like dat, she says, she wants 2 c my reaction when I'm angry... I guess she likes 2 b treated with "iron hand"
FamilyRe: Wife Beater Looks Happy In Court Today (Photo) by Akious2k2(m):
Pangea:
angry
Welcome to Nigeria
A paradox of a country where the right is wrong and the wrong is right.
It is only in nigeria that criminals wave to the crowd like Mandela instead of hiding their faces in shame!
lipsrsealed
EducationRe: My Encounter With Group Of Cultists Today In School by Akious2k2(m): 7:03am On Mar 04, 2016
Tallest45:
Na uniport bro...........don't ask how i take know cheesy
Ok... I guess I know how u knew... Were u 1 of dem guys?
RomanceRe: Can You Do This For Love? Photo (viewers Discretion) by Akious2k2(m): 2:26am On Mar 03, 2016
Hmm! Disgusting
Foreign AffairsRe: Pics: Kenya Man Masturbates Publicly While Watching University Girls In Schl Bus by Akious2k2(m): 10:16pm On Mar 02, 2016
Philpham:
Men are just pigs. Ugly thing.
What's dis 1 saying? mchew
FashionRe: Photo: When Your Barber Is From Another Planet by Akious2k2(m): 10:04pm On Mar 02, 2016
Mods shld place dis stuff in Jokes Section abeg
CrimeRe: 3 Night Guards Gang-rape Teenager (photo) by Akious2k2(m): 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2016
Now we know d true paedophiles

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