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Religion / Re: Female Pastor Gives Ladies Tips On How To Attract A Spouse by Akumoney(m): 9:30am On Oct 31, 2023
maybe she deals on hair wigs & implants.....(born straight hair)

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Akumoney(m): 8:09am On Sep 14, 2023
Righteousness2:
It is not a coincidence that our movies, television shows and entertainment industry is filled with Ufos, alien abduction, the supernatural etc

It is not a coincidence that UFos sitings are skyrocketing all over the world.

It is not a Coincidence that Alien abduction reports are skyrocketing all over the world.

It is not a Coincidence that Militaries around the world are coming out in this season and releasing declassified Ufos Encounters.

This is all part of CONDITIONING the world to BELIEVE the lie/ Strong Delusion that is coming after the RAPTURE!

If you are following events world over, you will agree with me that the coming of JESUS Christ is imminent.

If you are still here on Earth and you begin to Hear that millions of people have mysteriously disappeared Worldwide. No Alien or demon did it ! What Just Happened was the RAPTURE!!

Now is the time to REPENT and make PEACE with JESUS CHRIST to avoid stories that touch the Heart.

JESUS CHRIST is Coming
JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY way to Eternal life in Heaven.
Be Ye Ready!! For in a time you think not, the KING of kings will take HIS own out of here

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Family / Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Akumoney(m): 5:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
Even the sight frethens me
grin grin grin grin
This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o
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Politics / Re: Group Commends Akpabio For Disclosing Senators' Recess Allowance On Live TV by Akumoney(m): 9:43am On Aug 10, 2023
It is important to note that the money we are talking about here according to Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission for Lawmakers Recess Allowance, Once Annually is,

Senate President: ₦248,424.25
Deputy Senate President: ₦230,916.70
Senators: ₦202,640.00
Speaker House of Reps: ₦247,711.00
* Deputy Speaker: ₦288,703.42
Members: ₦198,521.25.


How comes the Deputy speaker allowance is big than the senate president's and speaker's? just asking
Politics / Re: Group Commends Akpabio For Disclosing Senators' Recess Allowance On Live TV by Akumoney(m): 9:42am On Aug 10, 2023
How comes the Deputy speaker allowance is big than the senate president's and speaker's? just asking


It is important to note that the money we are talking about here according to Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission for Lawmakers Recess Allowance, Once Annually is,

Senate President: ₦248,424.25
Deputy Senate President: ₦230,916.70
Senators: ₦202,640.00
Speaker House of Reps: ₦247,711.00
* Deputy Speaker: ₦288,703.42
Members: ₦198,521.25.
Family / Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by Akumoney(m): 1:07pm On Aug 08, 2023
yes
Nairaland / General / Re: 'X': Hadi Sirika Writes Open Letter To Elon Musk by Akumoney(m): 9:39am On Aug 04, 2023
grin
TemplarLandry:

Hadi Sirika should explain to us first what happened to Nigerian Air.

I diss him with “Nigerian Air” by Eedris Abdulkareem.
Great jam!
Phones / Re: Instagram Launch Of Twitter Rival ‘threads’ Expected On Thursday by Akumoney(m): 10:43am On Jul 04, 2023
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Politics / Re: Pictures Of NLC President Ajaero & Oshiomhole At The FG & NLC Meeting by Akumoney(m): 10:16am On Jun 06, 2023
Okwyjesus:
Shame to those painting it as lgbo agenda.

Shame on those who add ethnic color to everything they see lgbo man around.

Shame on all those lgbophobia people that know themselves already

I spit on your ignorance and naive
Politics / Tinubu's Daughter Changes Twitter Bio To First Daughter Of FRN by Akumoney(m): 4:51pm On May 31, 2023
Tinubu's daughter changes Twitter bio to first daughter of Federal Republic of Nigeria
By Osfem (self media writer) | 3 hours ago



The daughter of President Ahmed Bola Tinubu who is also the Iyaloja General of Nigeria, Mrs Folasade Tinubu-Ojo, has changed her profile on her Twitter handle which has now become "The First Daughter of the Federal Republic of Nigeria."

She changed the profile on her handle @iyalojatinubu shortly after her father was inaugurated as the 16th President of the country at a ceremony held at the Eagle Square on Monday, May 29.



(Caption): Mrs Folasade Tinubu-Ojo

Mrs Tinubu-Ojo's profile on her verified Twitter handle now reads "This is the official handle of the Iyaloja General of Nigeria, The First Daughter of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (FRN) and she currently has over 20,000 followers.

She was active on her Twitter handle up till around midnight of Wednesday where she uploaded, among others, the photographs and videos of her father when he assumed duties at the Presidential Villa in Aso Rock as well as videos of her own activities at the Federal Capital Territory.

When she posted the photograph of her father during assumption of duties, she wrote: "Dear Dad, your long time dream for a better Nigeria, your sleepless night brooding over what ought/ought not to be for our dear country has caught the attention of the Almighty God who has in return given you the grace to lead the line.

" May God grant you the wisdom to succeed,"
Career / Re: Federal Job Or Private Job by Akumoney(m): 12:26pm On May 31, 2023
The N500k salary looks good but those it have job security?
And the N95k salary what is the prospect of Promotion?
thelords4u:
I just got two jobs:
1. Federal Hospital Job - ₦95,000 monthly
2. General Manager of a subsidiary of a big pharmaceutical company - ₦500,000 monthly.

I have been out of job for 2yrs before these employments, I have really suffered that in those 2years, where my family have disowned cos I have been so poor and hopeless.

Now I want to make the right choice, which job should I pick cos I'm also thinking of japa very soon

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Celebrities / Re: "Why Men Cheat" - 2face Unapologetic To Annie (video) by Akumoney(m): 4:24pm On May 19, 2023
Dailyhappenings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIe7yF8DgGs

The Nigerian veteran singer, 2Face Idibia and his wife Annie in a show where he talked about the impulse that triggers men to cheat



https://dailypost.ng/2023/05/19/men-are-wired-to-cheat-because-of-their-genitals-2face-idibia/?amp=1

lame excuse tongue tongue tongue tongue
Food / Re: Stunning Photos Of Hilda Baci by Akumoney(m): 3:06pm On May 18, 2023
why do i sense hate and envy is your words?
Nonybb:
This one look like an upgraded Ashawo. These are the kind of lady that think that it is food that keep a man in the house and not character
Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by Akumoney(m): 5:26pm On May 15, 2023
i am asking the same question
CodeTemplar:
Escaped or was rescued?
Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by Akumoney(m): 5:21pm On May 15, 2023
ESCAPED OR RESCUED? Cos the manner at which this girls are escaping from this boko-haram demons, all happening at the end of this regime. i wont be surprise if b4 May29 all the girls would have escaped.
Odewaleadesoye:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/another-chibok-schoolgirl-saratu-escapes-after-9-years-in-boko-haram-captivity/
Food / Re: Guinness World Records' Reaction To Hilda Baci’s Cook-a-Thon by Akumoney(m): 5:13pm On May 15, 2023
grin grin grin grin grin
successmatters:
When I heard that Tinubu was monitoring her, I became afraid that she may be disqualified because of using dope to cook grin

If you wanna quote me, first punch the barbed wires on your fence cheesy

Happy Monday to all the good people in Nigeria.
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Politics / Re: Military Officers Raise Alarm Over Corruption, Ethnic And Religious Bigots by Akumoney(m): 3:34pm On May 15, 2023
iwaeda:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/14/military-officers-raise-alarm-over-corruption-ethnic-and-religious-bigots-nigerian-army

Ehennnnn........The military authorises should check and re-address this situation before it goes out of hand. Nigeria can't survive a Sudan-Like Crisis
Sports / Re: Irina Shayk And Ruben Loftus-Cheek Spark Dating Rumours by Akumoney(m): 3:21pm On May 15, 2023
moscobabs:
That's a slap on CR7
ok,.........how do u mean?
Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by Akumoney(m): 9:56am On May 15, 2023
lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

U are not ready to get married yet.. simple as that
Politics / Re: Inauguration: Buhari Relocates To Glass House by Akumoney(m): 2:48pm On May 12, 2023
HMMMMMM......................... I WONDER TOO

xpressionx:
They kept swearing that AIR NIGERIA will fly before May 29.
We never see anything.

The oil sector alone has siphoned over $300b in 8yrs.

And MDA's over a trillion naira.

They have stolen hundreds of billion accrued from VAT.

former Minister of Power stolen over 20b.

Former Accountant General stolen over 100b.

We have no talked about hundreds of Billions squandered by Ministry of Humanitarian affairs who shared 25b in cash under one day grin

Ministry of works that uses over 1B to do one kilometer of road and have spent trillions in less than one thousand kilometers of road.

We've not delved into over 10 other ministries oh.

Now do you say money is our problem in this country or Wicked leadership?


Family / Re: How Do I Cope With The Loss Of My Sister? by Akumoney(m): 12:42pm On May 12, 2023
May the LORD Console you and your family. Shalom
Politics / Re: King Charles And Ike Ekweremadu (Throwback Photo) by Akumoney(m): 1:04pm On May 09, 2023
REALLY NO ONE undecided undecided
Enemyofpeace:
Na only God know how LIFE evolves. See picture of King Charles III & Sen. Ekweremadu some time ago. One is now King of England while the other is now Prisoner in UK. Nobody knows tommorow, jaré
Family / Re: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by Akumoney(m): 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2023
she might be decent and also mistakenly do it


Dey play
That girl is probably the best yoruba actress in recent times. She's very decent and scandal free [/quote]
Family / Re: I Almost Had A Fight With My Mom by Akumoney(m): 10:39am On Jan 13, 2021
prayers bro, just prayers and patience will do the trick. she is still your mom no doubt. just tolerate her and keep showing her love. shalom
Family / Re: I Do What My Husband Wants, Because It Has Made Us Rich by Akumoney(m): 5:21pm On Dec 23, 2020
ok oooo, make the promoters of sexism no catch you ooo grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: She Refunded The 10,000 Naira I Gave Her For Christmas by Akumoney(m): 10:26am On Dec 23, 2020
You gave her N10,000 and she returned N8,000 abi?. let her manage the 2k joo!!!...... bros if she cant understand and bear with you now that you dont have much, than i doubt if she would be in the future. (except maybe you are a stingy person ooo)....just say cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Bathes His Baby, Says 'We Need To Assist Women, Them No Be Jacky' by Akumoney(m): 1:31pm On Dec 18, 2020
lovely pics........good job

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Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by Akumoney(m): 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2020
whats the name of this places? looks beautiful. i need to visit there too.

Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by Akumoney(m): 3:03pm On Dec 17, 2020
beautiful
Politics / Re: Falana Criticises President Buhari For Not Honouring House Summons (Video) by Akumoney(m): 7:09am On Dec 12, 2020
A Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), Mr Femi Falana, has faulted the Senate for ordering the President to appear before it, saying it has no power to summon him as well as state governors.

He made this known when he appeared as a guest on Channels Television’s breakfast programme, Sunrise Daily, on Thursday.

Quoting Sections of the Constitution, he explained that “the President or the governor of a state cannot be summoned by the National Assembly (NASS).

“There is no such power given to NASS by the Constitution to summon everybody,” he stated.

“It has given the President the discretion to address the National Assembly either jointly or separately on any matter of national importance.”

The senior lawyer also said: “the Senate didn’t get it right this time around. By virtue of Section 67 of the Constitution, the National Assembly or either chamber can summon a Minister when the affairs of his or her ministries are under consideration.

“The only other occasion where a public officer can be summoned by the National Assembly is when proceedings are ongoing to expose corruption (Section 88) and when a law is being debated either with a view to amending it or to have a new law entirely.”

Speaking further, Mr Falana stated that the lawmakers can, however, fix areas of the Constitution perceived as weak, rather than going beyond its limits as such actions can subject the institution to ridicule.


“What can be done, a constitutional review is ongoing, you can deal with the identified gaps but don’t go outside the limit of your powers. When you do that, you ridicule the institution and that is what is going on.”


https://www.channelstv.com/2018/05/10/senate-has-no-power-to-summon-president-governors/?utm_source=TW&utm_medium=ChannelsTV-+AutoPoster&utm_campaign=SNAP%2Bfrom%2BChannels+Television

That was back in 2018.


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speaking from both sides of the mouth.

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Politics / Re: Bauchi Government To Renovate Government House With ₦6.1 Billion by Akumoney(m): 2:06pm On Dec 09, 2020
AND THESE ARE THE TYPE OF GOVERNORS THAT WANT TO BORROW MONIES FROM THE PENSIONS FUND FOR "SO CALLED INFRASTRUCTURAL PROJECTS:.
Romance / Re: 46-year-old American Woman, Set To Marry Her 23-year-old Nigerian Lover by Akumoney(m): 1:12pm On Dec 09, 2020
bad guy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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