₦airaland Forum

Na how many minutes remain sef?

Redmosquito: Minion:Ur Devilry! I heard that a BokoHaram commander has escaped from the Nigerian system.
Hades:Escaped! If I hear!
Minion:So what do you think happened?
Hades:See ehn! Nigeria is full of trigger-happy enforcers who are ready to take your life if U mess with them or their egunje. The commander didnt escape. No! He didnt!. This is how it happened, the policemen dressed him up, served him breakfast, and drove him out of the station back into his hideout.
Minion:My Lord! That is preposterous. How could he have done it?
Hades: He used the one thing I cannot kill, the root of all evil. He used money. Bomb threats too cant be ruled out.
Minion:

yeah, I suspect bomb threat.

Dr. Moses:
am studyin six years,wrte jamb n waec multiple times,read 20hrs thru d day,chngd frm a social guy 2 a nerd,sleeples nites,headaches,starvation?payn the highest skul fees among od a department,jst 2 hve dat title dr.,even wit al dis u can get thrown out nytime n here is som1 makn it a playthng...ths is serious,my fellow students......

nothing is serious here my frnd that's her own achievement. You better focus on ur studies, and never try to compare a Hon. Doctorate with a phd holder or a medical doctor.

Jayceeblaze: nt dat i am comfused or anything. I chose qts because i no reach cutoff for mech. Engr. So naw is it possible?

I now understand, in jamb you applied for mech engr, it was during post-utme that you opted for qts. Changing would be possible but that should be in 200 level. Just work hard in your first year and make good grades. Congrats.

Agba Ngohile: Please do any1 have any idea on dis:i deferred my adm last year nd i want 2 finished the process and start dis year... So pls guys who has any idea or info, on how i can go about it..,CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE THAT GOT THE ADM AND DON'T GIVE UP TO THOSE YET TO BE ADMITTED....THANKS

was your deferment approved, do you have any letter from the school.

Jayceeblaze: Guy do u thnk i can change my course 4rm quantity survey 2 mechnical engineering. Does Anyone know?

but you've said you applied for qts, why are you changing your mind? You need to remain focused when you've made a decision, it's too early to be confused.

Did you know the people you are insulting?have you met with any of them to know how they behave?

DC-ONE:
@jeffoski...you dont know me...i dont know you...you dont know how i behave and you start typing stuff trying to paint me as if im bad or evi IS THIS RIGHT?....thats the same thing you and the remaing anti-islamic people are doing you dont know my religion,you dont understand it and open you mouth and start painting it black...IS THIS RIGHT? now you re saying that im not only dangerous...that im also ready to kill people"dude, you and me never cross part in dis life before and you are typing stuffs like this about me..wow, im surprise with the way you think.... Anyways i leave you to continue thinking in that line if thats the way you judge people...and i wont keep quiet and see people bad mouth my religion and my belief,cos if i do it would make them feel that what they are saying is right... And it is not so....you guy should not bad mouth what you dont understand..try to understand it first before you comment.

talk true: Its a pity but waec need to be rebrand. They are really frustrating people.

Do you mean they need to rebrand and start giving 5 bonus credits, English and Maths inclusive to every candidate that sits for their exams.
Why blame the examination bodies, when students no longer study but prepare just to pass exams? Reserve the next blame for NECO.

gboss4sure: Lets blame GEJ once more Men Of The Operation Blame GEJ(OBG).... That Policeman must be a boko haram member and wants his own share of the 70 virgins or 7 virgins which one self?... But there is more to this story kindly tell us what lead to the shooting first

the truth is nobody wants to be associated with evil acts, if it were a victory from super eagles we will all say it's GEJ that came with luck.

Pls, does anyone know a bookshop where I can get the following books;
Building Quantities Explained. By Ivor H.Seeley. And Standard Method of Measurement, seventh edition (SMM 7) or BESMM.

Billyonaire: Legally PDP has right to own and run business, as far as the seed capital is in no way from government scoffers.

People have refused to make sacrifices for this country. They would get their legal rights not minding what happens after. So unfortunate!

You will be doing a larger portion of Nigerians good if you can take questions to Aso rock. Or else, seek legal advice if you have issues concerning his ministry. Oyedepo is not a god, he is not above the law.

There are many people who suffer heart attacks just because a neighbour is doing fine. Why did Cain have to kill Abel? All this noise will not move the man of God an inch. He started small, all this petty jealousies can only move someone who suddenly becomes wealthy over night.

The people are happy and decided to go and thank God in their church. Please, someone should tell me in specifics the offence that the priest has committed.

@nchewi, I love ur comment. Excellent!

President Jonathan's tenure as ECOWAS chairman brought respect to the Nigeria. Now people wait on the streets including foreigners to receive him.
Agric sector, cassava bread this bread can improve the sight of Nigerians to clearly see what mr president is doing.
Health sector, infant and maternal mortality and morbidity, also polio has been kicked in the ass.
power supply, jonathan went to germany, visited siemens and even wore the factory helmet to inspect turbines... etc I wept when I was reading this

There are global best practices used in curbing the manance and Nigeria too is going to apply.

payless: Make sure you let the viewers of your youtube post know your full name and address. If possible, you phone number as well. Good Luck with your "wipe azz" thing you want to do.

I have not seen any of the groups inflicting physical and emotional pains on innocent people give their full name, address and phone numbers.That is to say no group have the monopoly of evil thoughts, any fool can make bombs in this age, kill as many people as he can and claim responsibility.

floriana: Is this Joyce Banda by any stretch of the imagination a descendant or relation of the pig headed dictator called Kamuzu Banda? If yes, I will say Malawi is in bigger trouble.

Abeg make you no kill person with laugh! We thank God for the peaceful transistion of power. Let's just hope that Bingu's men cooperate with her in improving the economy of Malawi and restoring foreign relations.

TrustZee: AM BACK N0NI...STILL N0T CHECKED UR JAMB SC0RE?,DR0P UR REGISTRATN NUMBA NW

PLS, HELP ME TO CHECK MINE 26151556JG

PLS, CAN SOMEONE HELP ME CHECK 26151556JG.

[quote author=Ignatio]There are many dumb comments and topics being made here on NL and it makes me wonder the age bracket of people in NL. This topic tells it all. Try to get what I mean. No offence.[/quote
]I understand. But you should know what to expect when people from different backgrounds are allowed to share their opinion. Listen to how some people comment in a legislative sitting even in the developed countries then you will get my point. I called you to order just for the respect I have for the brains on nairaland. No offence!!!

200310216 is the serial number. Pls, can someone help me to check.

Please, someone should help me check; 26151556JG.

Ignatio: O so nairaland is filled with jambites. No wonder the low level of thinking here.

I think there are parents and guardians on nairaland who want to check for their children, people checking for friends and relatives. So what did you think is my level of thlnking?

vanunu:
NLC and TUC are only misleading uniformed Nigerians, You don't subsidies consumption, but production.

I can see you're busy quoting Sanusi, the CBN governor. You did not even take your time to read the post. Anyway, I don't know which continent you writing from but as I respect your opinion concerning the issue on ground, I must tell you the Nigerians I see on the street are not uninformed.

So there would have been nothing to reveal if he(Sylva) had won. This guys are really taking us for a ride. But God dey.

Kai! Just imagine trying to make luv to your own wife then a call comes in and she puts you on hold for ten minutes. From what you've written I can even conclude that she did not even tell you to excuse her. As for me, I won't allow distraction of any form not even my phone should be brought to my bedroom. Why is it call a bedroom? Some bed rooms are even more stuffy than the parlour with radio, television and all manner. My friend, wake up! be the man of the house set some rules that will change the way you and her do things in the house and make sure you keep to you own part. You've given your woman too many options that is why she is taking you for a ride.

Everybody is entitled to his or he own opinion. As for me I see no justification for keeping CONSTANT touch with your ex. But if the lady is the type that is so concerned about her personal development which is what I like. I'll allow her but set limits so that things don't get out of control. No man ever sits down and plan to rape his daughter, things just get out of control. Don't toy with your marriage, it's communication that brings affection. I'm not surprise by some comments on this post because I know many people support same sex marriage and are still right in their own way. You know what you want, and you have your senses to help you.

wunderkidp:
pls peeps am having problem with my registration. it keeps telling please correct error,but it not telling me what error to correct

Please, try to be more specific. At what stage are you having problems.

If Buhari will agree to work in that capacity then I'll advice Mr President to consider him for the job. The man has got some expendable potentials he feels can change this country and he doesn't want to take to the grave.

I.T.E., Industrial Technology Education is a department in the faculty of science and science education.