Biodun556:
This is rubbish!

But I live in Ibadan and this story is a lie. A big fat lie.

iceybux:


Yes every relationship must not end in marriage.. that’s the major issue with naija girls.. bcus u guys had sex they feel it’s entitlement to marriage rights.. babe we bleeped each other... it works fine if it doesn’t life goes on.. gbam

But the Op has been promising her marriage for the past 3 years.

Polyol:
No, quit the online business and continue with the job. Hope this helps.

@OP this is the solution.
By the way. This your format carry weight.

tutudesz:
By the end of the day, 20-30% of them will start planning to decamp to APC while 20% will go on Political vacation while 10% will start court case

Very right. Very Apt.

tutudesz:
By the end of the day, 20-30% of them will start planning to decamp to APC while 20% will go on Political vacation while 10% will start court case

Very right! Very Apt.

Atiku, Tambuwa, Bala, and on the other side we have Tinubu. What will any of them do differently?
Let's not waste money on election, Buhari should be given another 8years.
Shebi suffer no dey tire us.

joyandfaith:


Cutlass is a farming tool. It can be used to cut wood.
Are u saying police officers should be arresting people for having knives?

Question is why bring the cutlass to a rally?
If he had attacked anyone with the Cutlass we will still blame the police for not doing their job.

Hawkeyez:

from what you just said I can confidently say that you're a lazy man,with this your mentality you will never survive in Nigeria cos we dey jungle for we country ,every business comes with risk ,you just have to be positive

And from what you have just typed I can confidently thank you so very much for feeding, clothing, providing shelter and generally taking care of me and my family.
If not for you that I rely on my lazy ass for don die of hunger.
Once again thank you.

IGoComotYaTeeth:
the harassment from police too

Let's not even get started with that. Police, VIO, FRSC, Lagos State task force and even Local Government task force (Yaba and other parts of Surulere), Yellow taxi driver will harrass one, NURTW will harass. If you are around the airport, FAAN and the the rest will harrass you.

bigjosh88:
Pls I want to know how much you can make from uber business in Lagos with your own car not driving for someone,pls if you're in the business pls your advice is welcome..

The risks, insults, heartaches, disappointment is not at par with the profit. As a matter of fact there's no profit.
It's better you sell that car and use the money to establish abusiness.
Talking from experience. It's a business I did with my car for 18months. I regret every second of it. If you do the business, you will loose either the car, or your sanity (lots of friends even lost their life)
That's the truth.

Nigeria has no plan for anyone except you are a top member of APC, a member the Boko Haram sect of a Fulani bandit. The earlier we all realise that, come together and stop bickering the better.

Are we sure this is the same Femi Adesina we use to know.

APC's solution to unemployment is to conscript all young ones into the Army.
Their solution to Nigeria's economic woes is to tax everything and everyone.
If Una like make Una still vote for APC.
All of us go suffer together.

ckmayoca:
The indigenes are the main problem and the government is afraid to enforce strong measures..... they will sell by the road, they will throw dirts in gutter, they will curse, they will sleep with married people with no shame and if you challenge them that it is wrong, other too will come after you . They drive recklessly and sent your car and some other passerby why come and be begging for the reckless driver/rider.

Every single thing you have said is true about Ibadan.

Am I the only one shocked to discover that Nigerians eats tortoise?

raldoh:
Please guys I need you to help with this information if you got one. Is there a way one can check the authenticity of their US visa.

No insults please �. I just wish to know if there’s something or a kind of way you ca confirm the Authenticity of a visa I.e if a visa is fake or original.

How did you get it?

Twitter is not bothered.
Nigerians are not.
Na only Buhari and his Ministers dey debate am.

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

Guy I beg before you go, do you have very long original I phone charger?

toobusy:
Just a little reminder for all clamoring for a change in leadership in Nigeria,be it from Pdp or Apc......I want to take this little opportunity to remind you all that history has it that no president in Nigeria has fared better than his predecessor since 1960 till date......the chances of the next administration that will replace this current administration being worst off is very very high.

You are very correct. With the likes of Tinubu and Atiku ready to take over.
We are in for a long long ride

illicit:


E be like say e no drop anything for d bois

Bob Dee dey always drop OH!

Take Lie Mohammed serious at your own peril.

kristonium:



It's normal to frequent the gent after taking two glasses of water, but you are doing it wrongly!

Take the water like 3hrs before going out. Infact you are supposed to take it immediately you wake up before your first unrination in the morning. With that you would have emptied your bladder before going out.

I do it too. The benefits are immense! Nothing beats it!

Feel free to DM to give you more tips on this

@bolded
How Lagosians go come take do am?

SmartPolician:
To fix Nigeria, we need more than good leadership and oratory skills. We need people with guts. The evil people in this country are overwhelming, so it will take a lot of guts to dislodge their machinations. That's why I would pick Amaechi over Osinbajo any day, anytime as APC presidential candidate.

I think I like this your perspective.
We do not need a "Yes Boss" President.

LadySarah:
Nigerian celebs should go to their dream wedding destinations and disturb their cyber space not us.
Very selfish type of humans who won't invite the average Nigerian to share in their joy but when problem starts, we are to analyse,take sides and comfort you ppl.We no chop meat/party rice, we no see souvenir only pictures.

Tiwa, Dubai;Tuface,Dubai...
We are tired of your nonsense!

Exactly my mind.
When the relationship dey sweet Una dey enjoy am alone. Now e don go south they start disturbing our cyberspace.

Speedy recovery.

I was with a group of friends yesterday and I asked: as we are seated here, is it possible for someone or a group of people to come in and shoot us all dead? The answer? YES.
What will happen to them? Ans? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing.
Nobody is safe in this country except Mr President and his inner circle.

stunnert:
Its really very easy to catch this kidnappers

If they want the ransom in cash, simply buy tracking chips from alibaba and amazon and put on some of the cash and bags. And If they want transfer, simply arrest the executive management of the banks and tell them to provide the account details that received the ransom and put an alert out to all security and military personnel and tell the bankers to raise an alarm whenever anybody tries to access that account

This is Nigeria. If you try any of the above, there is a very low chances that they will be arrested and even if they are arrested, the Presidency will grant them amnesty, and they will come back and deal with you.

legendEMT:
the effortless overthrow by the talibans and the least resistance from the AFGHAN military speaks voulme. They are in supporrt of the talibans

Sounds like you are talking about Nigeria.

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BetExpert:
What kind of useless list is this? List kee una there

Useless list indeed.
Fashola and Amaechi should not be on that list. We need people like Peter Obi, Kinglsley Moghalu, Adeshina, Aig Imokhuede, Sanusi, Segun Agbaje.
But then we all know that it will be between Tinubu and Atiku which is like giving Buhari two more terms.

Oluwasegun664:
Can someone pls open thread on bad network of Eco bank during the week

Opening a thread won't solve any pproblem. When next you find your way to the front of their teller or, you manage to find an ATM with network, withdraw or transfer all your cash to another account

Lemmy123:
This Evans guy still dey?
Wow... Thought he's been jailed




Please anyone here help me with a job. I've been without a job since I completed my NYSC late last year.
I'm a writer (I write content for blogs and websites, I write fiction and I'm a copywriter too)
I do a bit of graphics (cartooning and logos for now)
My location is Abuja
My phone number is on my signature; It's the fastest way to reach me

You have a job already. What you need is a gig or two.

Aboks:
is it the cloth or the tatoo or her body that is hot


ayam not understanding

I think it's the weather.