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PoliticsRe: Igbo Rain Anger, Curses On Uwazuruike Over Kaduna Visit- News by AlanTuringAI: 8:16am On Jun 14, 2017
BrutalJab:
Arindin, who stopped you and ur destiny from moving forward to anywhere you like in ur country?

can you see how senseless ur rants sound like?
That's to tell you how stupid you sound if you say a region contributes nothing, yet your people are trooping in there for a better life. Don't pull out gibberish from your anus next time. You ain't dealing with kids here.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Rain Anger, Curses On Uwazuruike Over Kaduna Visit- News by AlanTuringAI: 6:57am On Jun 14, 2017
Adiola:
and see how unstable and not man enough you are as a human being you were once against uwazurike even supported his jailing now you have changed to support him why ? no dignity in you what make you think you won't support nnamdi KANU if he dumps Biafra for nig the thing is Yoruba nation as intelligent as they are lack stability in decision thats why other Nigerians see them as cowards indecision is a too no man should have
I'm only trying to make you see how gullible some of your people can be and always follow the herd mentality. Yesterday the Savior was Uwazurike, the new Savior is Kanu now. Another will come tomorrow and people will still follow him sheepishly, with some even to their graves . I'm not IWA that's lamenting that Uwazurike wasted the lives of your youth and don't give tiniest fvck about Uwazurike. As for me, I'll be most pleased if they can grant you your biafra even today. it's the least of my worry dear.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Rain Anger, Curses On Uwazuruike Over Kaduna Visit- News by AlanTuringAI: 6:17am On Jun 14, 2017
BrutalJab:
So Bianca was ur dad's side chick? hahahahs


Show me one thing ur region has contributed to this country. don't ever mention amala and ewedu o
They contribute nothing yet the dream of an average youth from your region is to migrate to the same region that contributes only amala. As we speak now, the Ifesinachis, Young shall grows and the likes are loading up thousands of your youth to their dreamland aka eweduland. Can't you see how senseless your question is?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Rain Anger, Curses On Uwazuruike Over Kaduna Visit- News by AlanTuringAI: 6:10am On Jun 14, 2017
jaychubi:
Nnamdi kanu is d only Igbo leader
You guys were once praising this Uwazurike guy like you're praising Nnamdi Kanu now. What says Kanu won't "betray" you tomorrow like Uwazurike did? It's sad to see a whole tribe of millions of people with many intellectuals and exposed people, having such herd mentality and hinging their hope of supposed freedom (I really don't get where the idea of slavery came from) on a mere fallible mortal man. Still haven't learnt their lessons from the Uwazurike experience as the IWA group said he led a lot of Igbo youth to their early grave, same path Kanu is toeing already.
EducationRe: Which Nigeria University Would You Advice Even Your Enemy Not To Go To And Why? by AlanTuringAI: 2:44pm On Jun 13, 2017
valentinebolade:
Yes I am a student of Jabu, please I beg of you Do not come to JABU I am trapped here I have no option All the facilities they promised are lies
Lol.. what course are you studying there? I can't come to Jabu to study. I've gone past that level. The only thing that can bring me there is to lecture. Learn to love the place so you can get the best out of the place and develop yourself by for the future by self-study. There are tons of YouTube videos, textbooks and online classes like MIT Open courseware, Coursera that could assist you especially if you're in the sciences or Engineering.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 7:09pm On Jun 12, 2017
Wizdray:
Ofcourse I know. Am a southwestern. I've chosen unilorin three times beforeThanks but which course should I change to that's not competitive? State uni is No for me. Do you have an idea of that Futa admission requirements
I'll advise you not to consider FUTA at all with this your O'level cos they place much premium on As and Bs in O'level than any other school I know of. Going by the system FUTA used last year, your screening score would just amount to 44% which can't get you any reasonable course, as Computer Science last year was 65%. But I'm kinda confused about your kind of person. Are you saying if EKSU or AAUA offers you Computer Science and say Unilag/Unilorin offers you Zoology/Botany, you'll turn down Computer Science for Zoology/Botany? I saw somewhere you wrote that you've tried Unilorin three times to no avail. I was once like you though, obsessed with Unilag but thank God I didn't waste much time as I quickly considered a State University where I studied Computer Science. Today I don't regret that decision as I can stand toe to toe with anyone from the so-called federal university and beat many of such persons when I did my masters and running a PhD in one of those federal universities. Nothing really special to be honest. Outside this country, no one cares about your federal or State University. They see all Nigerian universities as same. I'm saying this because I've been opportune to at least study abroad too and know what I'm saying. So please be wise before it's too late.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2017
Wizdray:
I don't wanna school outside southwest!!
Your utme score is good but your O'level is your undoing and you must know that almost all federal uni in the SW give equal consideration to both utme score and O'level result. You cannot get Computer Science on merit in any of the federal uni in the SW save for perhaps the new one at Oye-Ekiti. You can also consider state unis like EKSU Ado-Ekiti or AAUA, Akungba-Akoko, Ondo state. Goodluck.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 8:46am On Jun 12, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Nursing in some skul don't require JAMB....D skul dat offer nursing, Release a solely Independent Admission Form,...This form is wat student purchase, And all that is required of u is just ur Ssce result!....Mayb dat is wat lasu is using!...So u dont need jamb to get into a nursing skul....All u need is ur ssce result, So be alert to know when d form comes out!
The scenario you painted where only ssce result is needed is just for a normal school of nursing programme that runs for 3 years and after which the student is awarded a Registered Nurse (RN) certificate, but what I'm asking is for Nursing as a 5 year bachelors degree programme run under the faculty of medical/health/pharmaceutical sciences in Universities.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 7:23am On Jun 12, 2017
chukwukapromise:
No probs
Bro, trying to effect a change of institution and course for someone to Nursing in LASU but I found out that Nursing is not in the Jamb brochure for LASU for this year and even last year, but they do run Nursing programme there, that I can confirm. How can that change be effected successfully since it's not in the Jamb brochure, cos I'm surprised how the students currently studying the course there selected it.
EducationRe: Which Nigeria University Would You Advice Even Your Enemy Not To Go To And Why? by AlanTuringAI: 7:02am On Jun 12, 2017
Fuckusernamesjor:
Joseph Ayo Babalola University... That school is complete zero... Trust me it's that bad....also who knows anything about edo State University iyamo? M trying to make enquires
Were/Are you a student of Jabu? Can you please elucidate on why it's a bad school?
CelebritiesRe: I Got Married To Someone In Prison - Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by AlanTuringAI: 4:30pm On Jun 11, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked nice one.
This is just a metaphor... Jesus is probably one of the prison wardens

If old woman like this could not stay celibate in prison...

You wonder why cases of married women infidelity are so common where she's from.
So you added tribal bigotry to your innate stupidity? Wow, that's double tragedy.
CelebritiesRe: Falz Reacts To Igbo Quit Notice Given By Northern Youths by AlanTuringAI: 4:33am On Jun 11, 2017
bitcoinvin:
Out of the total of 360 House of Reps members, the entire South has 169, while the North has 191.
Here is the breakdown:
South East
Imo 10 Reps
Abia 8 Reps
Ebonyi 6 Reps
Anambra 11 Reps
Enugu 8 Reps Total= 43.
South South
Akwa Ibom 10 Reps
Bayelsa 5 Reps
Cross River 8 Reps
Delta 10 Reps
Edo 9 Reps
Rivers 13 Reps Total= 55 Reps.
SOUTHEAST and SOUTHSOUTH GRAND TOTAL =98 only.
South West
Ekiti 6 Reps
Lagos 24 Reps
Ogun 9 Reps
Ondo 9 Reps
Oyo 14 Reps
Osun 9 Reps Total = 71 Reps.
North West
Kano 24 Reps
Kaduna 16 Reps
Jigawa 11 Reps
Katsina 15 reps
Kebbi 8 Reps
Sokoto 11 Reps
Zamfara 7 Reps Total = 92 Reps.
North East
Adamawa 8 Reps
Bauchi 12 Reps
Borno 10 reps
Gombe 6 Reps
Taraba 6 Reps
Yobe 6 Reps Total = 48 Reps.
North Central
Benue 11 Reps
Kogi 9 Reps
Kwara 6 Reps
Nassarawa 5 Reps
Plateau 8 Reps
Niger 10 Reps Total = 49 Reps.
FCT 2 Reps.
GRAND TOTAL OF THE NORTH =191
The question is, how dare you upstage this people in a vote?
Even if Southeast, South-south and Southwest joined together cannot upstage the North.
More facts coming...
INJUSTICE OF OIL ALLOCATION IN NIGERIA (1)
North Central receives 20%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
North East receives 16%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
North West receives 21%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
Every month, the 19 Northern states receives a minimum of 57% of 100% of oil revenue to which they CONTRIBUTE 0.00%.
South West receives 16%;
CONTRIBUTES 3.97%.
South East receives 11.00%;
CONTRIBUTES 25.07%.
South South receives 15.00%;
CONTRIBUTES 70.64%.
More facts...
LGAs in NIGERIA:
Nigeria has 774 LGAs.
The North has 19 states, and the 19 states have 419 LGAs.
The South has 17 states, and the 17 states have 357 LGAs.
Working with the data from the office of the Accountant General as published by the Ministry of Finance (2013 April), the 357 LGAs of the 17 Southern states receive 45.1% of what they contribute is 100%.
The 419 LGAs of the 19 Northern states receive 54.9% of what they contribute is 0.00%.
In as much as we agree that the contraption called Nigeria favours the North only, you don't have to fabricate things to make you and your kinsmen feel good. How would you put up this blatant lie that South East accounts for 25.07% of Oil production in Nigeria while the South West accounts for a meagre 3.97%. Do you know that oil production in Ondo state alone in the South West is more than the entire oil production in the South East? That's a fact I can furnish you with proof instead of this lie you put up here. In actual fact, the South East accounts for less than 3% of Nigeria's oil production.
CelebritiesRe: Does Davido Really Have 30 Billion In His Account ?? by AlanTuringAI: 4:29pm On Jun 10, 2017
Freak101:
Wizkid's net worth is $11m so why can't davido have 30b
From Wizkid's worth you put up there, that's roughly 3.5bn naira, using the official rate. Are you now implying that Davido (30bn naira) is almost 10 times richer than Wizkid? Commonsense would say a definite NO.
PoliticsRe: Seven Nigerians Win U.K Parliament Election by AlanTuringAI: 11:33pm On Jun 09, 2017
GODKID98:
Here in Nigeria, you can't run for the post of a chairman without being from that local government nd expect to win
Don't say what you don't know. It has happened in Lagos and still happening. We've had someone from the Niger Delta as a chairman of an LG in Lagos. Currently there are three Igbo folks in the House of Representatives from Lagos constituencies- Amudo Odofin, Oshodi/Isolo and Ajeromi/Ifelodun. But I agree that cannot happen in other parts of the country.
PoliticsRe: Seven Nigerians Win U.K Parliament Election by AlanTuringAI: 11:28pm On Jun 09, 2017
ekems2017:
It didnt come as a suprise to me cos about 60% of those living in UK are blacks Congrats to them and don't behave like our politicians over here.
Have you lived in the UK before to come up with this false statistics. The percentage of blacks in the UK is even less than 5%. Infact there are more Asians or people of Asian heritage in the UK than blacks. Please research on stuffs before you make spurious claims in a public forum like this.
Music/RadioRe: Dammy Krane Releases "On Point" Hours After His Release From Prison by AlanTuringAI: 6:03am On Jun 09, 2017
technicallyrich:
So these yoruba thief is still releasing shit and calling it song.anyway fraudster and ritualism is their lifestyle so I don't blame him for representing his people but was stupid to forget their juju they normally do.
Spits.ndi oshi
So you a woman can be this uncultured? You're a disgrace to all women out there. Bloody, demented tribalist.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 8:41pm On Jun 05, 2017
[quote author=AngelicDamsel post=57225225][/quote]Funny meme u got there.. Well it's a faceless forum, so you're free to doubt me, but that doesn't invalidate my point. How are you by the way and your admission hustle?
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 6:13pm On Jun 05, 2017
KillerFrost:
I put that image to give reference... prior to last year they won't State it but Delsu don't accept 2nd choice.. you'll buy screening form for nothing. You just endend up enriching them.. it has been their way. Stay safe and pick something Else while you still can
Cc: alkarulezz

https://www.nairaland.com/2769004/Delta estates university a delays a breaks
Thanks for the information. You really think I'm following this thread for myself lol.. doing all this for a kid sister. I'm in the position of nurturing those who are already in the university.
EducationRe: My Experience At Jamb Office Ikoyi Today!!! by AlanTuringAI: 5:53am On Jun 05, 2017
AjiChris:
yes
Was it in this same Ikoyi Jamb office you did it, and when did you complete it? Do you know if it's still ongoing? Thanks as I await your response.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 6:34pm On Jun 04, 2017
KillerFrost:
Delsu do not give admission to second Choice candidates!... I repeat.. Delsu won't even consider you!
Strictly first Choice​
While I don't know much about Delsu, however, if the screenshot of 2016 UTME admission screening advert in Delsu you attached to this post is the reason you opined that they don't accept second choice, then I might want to believe you are not totally correct. Last year, JAMB ensured that candidates have to make just a single choice of a public university (state/federal) as first choice during registration. This definitely made all state and federal universities first choice only, which is why Delsu would wanna restrict the advert to first choice only. I doubt if that's what they (Delsu) have been doing over the years. This year is a different story. Jamb gave candidates the liberty of choosing state unis and even the 12 new federal unis as second choice. That would influence the way Admission screening for this year would be advertised by schools.
Foreign AffairsRe: Terror Attack Hits London Again (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 5:08pm On Jun 04, 2017
aminu790:
Why people nowadays call the name of Allah while committing a crime.


Its deliberately to dent the image of Islam. How many are caught and found that they are not Muslims?


Even those Herdsmen I doubt it and I dont believe it.
I know you'll doubt Shekau, Osama Bin Laden and the likes are not Muslims too. The problem some of you have is denial. Instead of you to acknowledge that radicalism, fanaticism and extremism has become widespread in Islam of today, see it as a genuine problem and discuss ways these could be tackled, you'd rather cover up and make up excuses for such animals and blame the other religions. It's a pity.
EducationRe: JAMB Releases Most Sought-after Universities In Nigeria (check Details) by AlanTuringAI: 4:51pm On Jun 04, 2017
Jman06:
Guy Uniben ranks higher than even UI in terms of quality lecturers. I am not trying to hype the school but it's a fact.
How can you even make this kind of statement with a clear eye, that Uniben has more quality lecturers than UI. That's sacrilege you've just committed. How do you measure the quality of lecturers? Lemme start with that question and see whether you're worth discussing with further on the issue of academics or not.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 8:44pm On Jun 02, 2017
slim19:
please sir are second choices admitted
Last year, only first choice were admitted cos that's how Jamb structured it..A public university as first choice only, second choice a private uni or poly, but for this year, they relaxed that criterion allowing state unis and the 12 new federal unis for second choice. My gut feeling would say they'd allow for second choice this year, but one can't be so sure until the time for admission screening starts.
CrimeRe: Five Arrested As Police Foil Multiple Bank Robberies In Lagos (photo) by AlanTuringAI: 4:31pm On Jun 02, 2017
IhateAfonjas:
Oh

You're still a student ??

How much do they pay you ?? I'm sorry, i forgot you're an apprentice, they don't pay apprentices​, apprentices​ pay them instead
I'll advise that you don't reproduce cos if you're truly as stupid and daft in real life like you exhibit on this forum, then you'll be doing the human race a big disservice by passing on your genes.
CrimeRe: Five Arrested As Police Foil Multiple Bank Robberies In Lagos (photo) by AlanTuringAI: 4:28pm On Jun 02, 2017
UncutSk:
I knew it was them
Nde ofe mmanu grin grin grin
Ncan repeating from ala owerri
Some of you don't have sense. Out of five criminals, only one is Yoruba and you're writing ofe mmanu and Afonja all over the place. I guess you were blind to see the other two sets of Ijaws and Igbo guys written there.
CrimeRe: Five Arrested As Police Foil Multiple Bank Robberies In Lagos (photo) by AlanTuringAI: 4:25pm On Jun 02, 2017
bsideboii:
This riverine guys from ondo tho.






see my signature.Thank me later cool
The funny thing is only one of these guys out of the five(5)- Abiodun Olaroye is Yoruba, the other two guys there from Ondo State are Ijaws, called Arogbo and the last two, Igbos( delta igbo and SE Igbo) but fools here have been shouting Afonjas all. over the place.
EducationRe: Chaos In Lagos JAMB Office, Ikoyi As Candidates Struggle To Do Data Correction by AlanTuringAI: 7:48am On Jun 01, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
I think you are right, I'm serving in a CBT centre in Kano State and I can actually tell you that the charge is 1500 for mere correction and if you are not smart enough, they will say 2500. It is quite an extortion and tbh, it pays those who don't have money a lot to do it in Jamb offices but as you said, they really need to expand to avoid this embarrassing overcrowding
I thought they've stopped CBT centres from doing this change of institution/course. How then is yours still doing it?
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 5:33pm On May 30, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Why dont u try knowledge wares for lawanson?
Please is the change of institution/course still possible at this Wares in Lawanson or is it true that Jamb has closed it?
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 9:51am On May 29, 2017
slim19:
I've searched the whole internet I didn't see agric. Econs as there course
Are you a student sir?
I'm not a student but a staff there. So I should know better. Check the list of departments in the Faculty of Agricultural Sciences on the school website.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 7:44am On May 29, 2017
chukwukapromise:
U can only generate RRR with it!.....u nid both bank and a cbt centre to do it
Can't the payment for the change of course be done online using card, Instead of going to the bank?
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 7:30am On May 29, 2017
slim19:
Please I saw agric economics as a course in Aaua inside jamb brochure but they don't offer it
How's that possible please help....urgent
Who told you that? AAUA definitely offers Agric Economics.
Foreign AffairsRe: Theresa May Worships At RCCG UK by AlanTuringAI: 5:25pm On May 28, 2017
Mynd44:
Dont mind them. This time blacks amd Nigerian Britons are strongly behind the Labor Part especially after BREXIT.
Don't mind the racist May. She was the one that dashed the hope of many Nigerians when she announced the discontinuity of post study visa back then in 2012 as Home secretary..most of my guys were hit hard with that.. They didn't see it coming.

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