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Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 8:02am On May 28, 2017
ZEPHYREN:
please his it true that it's only 3 schools Nigeria one can study sociology?
That's a complete lie. Sociology is one of the most common courses in the Faculty of Social sciences offered by virtually all federal and state universities that matter in this country, along with some private ones. I just confirmed from this year's Jamb brochure. About 60 universities are offering that course (accredited).
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 7:02am On May 28, 2017
NobleRomm:
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.my guy u can't use unn for second choice talk more of using them for change of institution... even some of us that picked them for first choice but have below 200 in jamb are still hoping for God to help us... please just use any state university and pray hard.. thanks
The essence of change of institution is to enable candidates correct the initial choices they made during registration. As it is, Jamb hasn't sent the list of applicants to any institution. That'll only be done after they've concluded with this change of institutions stuff. That way, institutions don't get to know candidates who chose them initially during registration and those that changed to them. How then would they discriminate against them as you're alluding? Please verify stuffs and don't try to dampen other people's hope thinking it'll give you an upper hand.
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 6:46am On May 28, 2017
damilton:
please op i need advice too.
My sister had 230 in jamb and 1A and 4B's in the science related subject and she choose UI for medicine. what is her chance of being admitted there or changing of institution wil be the best.
Thanks
Not trying to be pessimistic but 230 would never get her medicine in UI in this lifetime. So it's better you're fast with the change of institution/course thingy now. She could consider other courses like biochemistry, microbiology, anatomy, physiology, botany, zoology and the likes. She should check the cut off of last year for these courses to be properly guided on which one her mark could possibly fit in.
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 6:41am On May 28, 2017
telleyway:
My brother scored 209 in the just concluded jamb. He applied for pharmacy at unijos, please what's the probability of him getting admission?
Again what other courses would one switched to with English, physics chemistry and biology .
Pharmacy is quite competitive, especially in a federal school like Unijos and 209 is quite low to be honest.. What's his O'level result like and what's your state of origin, perhaps catchment/ELDS could work for him. There are tons of other courses he could opt for with that UTME subject combination, but that'll depend on the competitiveness in the school. Courses like Botany, Zoology, Microbiology, Biochemistry, Physiology, Anatomy etc.
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 2:38pm On May 27, 2017
chukwukapromise:

-Thank God you saw it. pls don't make online payment if u dont know how to do it!
-U can change anything, U're date of birth, 1st,2nd,3rdchoice also your course
-Fuoye may not like 2nd choice candidate, but still put am if u want!
-Yes jamb will send the total applicants, both 1st and 2nd to d school!..
Thought one isn't allowed to fill in a state or federal university as second choice in this year's UTME, only either of them as first choice and a private university/polytechnic as second choice. Please what's the chance of UTME score 227 and 1B3, 1C4,1C5 and 2C6s in the five relevant O'level course for
Ibunkun1:

Thanks
chukwukapromise:

-Thank God you saw it. pls don't make online payment if u dont know how to do it!
-U can change anything, U're date of birth, 1st,2nd,3rdchoice also your course
-Fuoye may not like 2nd choice candidate, but still put am if u want!
-Yes jamb will send the total applicants, both 1st and 2nd to d school!..
Thought one isn't allowed to fill in a state or federal university as second choice in this year's UTME, only either of them as first choice and a private university/polytechnic as second choice. Please what's the chance of UTME score 227 and 1B3, 1C4,1C5 and 2C6s in the five relevant O'level course for B.Sc Biology course in University of Ilorin?
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 10:16am On May 27, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Dont generate any RRR for 2016 oo....for 2017 after clicking on d side bar, Click on register, click on Data correction, click on Change of course, and den proceed to genrate ur RRR....pls dont click on the one asking u for Reg no and preferred uni oo!....For more detail check PAGE17 of this thread!
Thanks so much bro. I've followed the steps u gave and they've generated RRR and transaction ID for me, but they're still indicating that I proceed with payment perhaps using card on the Jamb site. Should I go ahead with that or go to a bank instead as I saw you wrote Zenith bank earlier?
Secondly please, as per the change of course, can one change both first and second choices to different universities and courses from the original ones, and can choosing one of these new federal Universities like Oye-Ekiti as a second choice be acceptable by Jamb, and lastly does making a school second choice affect ur chances of admission there, I mean will Jamb make the school know u chose them as a second option? Thanks.
Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 9:52am On May 27, 2017
chukwukapromise:
The person that said he can't do it, may be kidding!....Unless he generated RRR for change of name not change of course!.....The generated RRR can be used to change any data. So pls try anoda CBT centre!
Please bro, I'm trying to generate this RRR for change of institution/course for my kid sister on the Jamb website but it's bringing only 2016 UTME option on that page and not 2017, and when I enter her Jamb reg No in the space provided below that, it triggers an error message. Could it be because she did last year UTME too, still retaining the same Jamb profile as that of last year during registration for this year, instead of creating a new one?
Nairaland / General / Re: Chukwuemeka Afigbo, Nigerian Who Works With Facebook (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 7:17am On May 22, 2017
InyinyaAgbaOku:


There are many more igbos that work there too at facebook. Calm down
Of course, there are many Yorubas and Igbos in these big techies. Why the unnecessary excitement from some unexposed Igbo guys here and the spiting of Yorubas over this guy working at Facebook, like there are equally no Yorubas holding meaningful positions in Facebook and other techies. It just smells of inferiority complex and unnecessary unhealthy rivalry.
Health / Re: Certain Immune Reactions To Viruses Cause Learning Problems-research by AlanTuringAI: 5:53am On May 21, 2017
Mandesz:
u mean virus good for memory? diz researchers won't kill me.
cholesterol was the issue at the start of this month.. how it was bad but now good for d body. we learn from contradictory researches
"Researchers have discovered a mechanism by which the body's immune reaction to viruses like influenza and HIV may cause learning and memory problems.

Although immune system activation by viruses has long been linked to cognitive problems, the underlying mechanisms have been poorly understood. In the new report."

This is simple comprehension/summary issue na oga. The opening and closing sentences of this report summarizes it all that viruses cause "memory and learning problems", which is already an established fact from previous researches. The only addition this research is making is explaining the mechanism through which that happens, which previous works did not talk about. Where in this report did you see that they're good for the memory instead? This report is just too short for one to find it difficult to comprehend.
Religion / Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by AlanTuringAI: 11:36pm On May 20, 2017
terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster
Christians will say Jehovah God is omniscient, meaning he knows the end even from the beginning. This means he knows Adam and Eve will eat the forbidden fruit, that Judas will betray Jesus and that Lucifer will rebel against Him. Agreed? Why then is man paying for the sins of what Jehovah had predestined to happen, meaning they could not prevent those from happening as they'd been preplanned.

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Education / Re: Osinbajo Changes Federal University, Oye Ekiti To Adeyinka Adebayo University by AlanTuringAI: 3:18pm On May 20, 2017
BuariCopyPaste:
Was Ekiti state consulted before the change of name
Going by your moniker, one could tell you're chief amongst those that insult Buhari of being an illiterate person, yet you're the same person asking this kinda dumb question only an illiterate person will ask. Imagine asking if a state government was consulted before the FG can change the name of a "Federal" university.

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Health / Re: Chinelo Chidozie And Ndidi Obidoa Develop Sunscreen Cream For Black Skin (Photo) by AlanTuringAI: 7:38pm On May 17, 2017
NwaObinkita:
cool
Where is NCAN
I came here just to check names


And I was not disappointed

Igbos are never tired of making Nigeria proud

When some are busy eating Ewedu
And the others eating Tuwo
We are busy researching to make Nigeria a better place.


Igbo kwenu
What's the meaning of "When some are busy eating ewedu" as it relates with this thread. You can praise your kinsmen for doing something laudable all you can, but you don't have to pull down others for that. When the almost weekly news of one of your kinsmen being caught with drugs in far away Asia, and is to be executed surfaces here, you don't come around to brag on such threads that they're making Nigeria proud as you're doing now but go hiding. Learn to respect others
Politics / Re: N80b Salary Debt: Akeredolu Begs Ondo Workers To Waive Outstanding Salaries by AlanTuringAI: 9:00am On May 15, 2017
3 months after, Mimiko is still walking free without any harassment from EFCC.. I always knew he sold out Ondo state to APC in the last election. Perhaps his compensation is not to be probed and be left off the hook.. Useless and worthless country.

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Health / Re: Die Hard Survivor: Baby Clutches Unto The IUD Planted To Prevent His Conception by AlanTuringAI: 7:18am On May 07, 2017
ekensi01:
Her birth has a reason. Did you know that everybody was born to be great? that child was never an exception.
Who told you everybody was born to be great. Why then did some turn out to be robbers, fraudsters, hooligans and what not, and end up dying ungraciously?

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Religion / Re: Fake Prophetess Exposed In Akwa Ibom As Youths Discover Charms, Fetish Items by AlanTuringAI: 11:46pm On May 06, 2017
admax:
It is churches like this most people prefer to go where they will get instantaneous miracles, tell them to attend churches like COZA where they will be taught the word of God they can apply themselves without the Pastor forming James Bond, they will say Mba!
Tell me this is sarcasm please. Did you just mention COZA? Hahahahaha.. I can't stop laughing.

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Kill Six Nigerian Soldiers by AlanTuringAI: 7:06am On May 06, 2017
ExplorerReturns:
Yoruba's give back ijaws their coastline in Ogun and ondo state. the only coastline local government in ondo,ilaje, is ijaw land. they are angry and that is why they are killing people in ogun, lagosand ondo pls cede ilaje, ese-odo local government back to delta state for peace to reign! or else they will keep terrorizing the neighborhood. you guys are not coastal dwellers and I wonder what apo ijaw speaking people of ilaje is doing in ondo state
I didn't want to comment on your open display of stupidity and ignorance but for the sake of those who would be truly ignorantly misled by your concocted lies, I decided to reply. I don't have to be told you're an Igbo guy to know that's who you are. I am from Ondo State and an Ilaje man and we're are Yorubas, culturally, linguistically and by all indices. We're not IJAWS. It's only in Ese-Odo you have Ijaws in Ondo state, and Ilajeland accounts for the bulk majority of crude oil being exploited in Ondo state. Get that into your thick skull. You cannot come from the South-east and tell me my history. Sometime in the recent past on this forum, we read of the back and forth argument between the paramount king in Ilajeland, Olugbo of Ugbo, Obat and the Ooni of Ife over where the true origin of Yoruba is, with the Olugbo arguing that it's from Ugbo in Ilaje and not Ife as it's popularly believed. How is it possible for a king of a land to be claiming to be the source of a tribe if he doesn't originate from there? Please let's be guided in the way we distort facts and peddle lies about on this forum.

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Sports / Re: This Photo Makes Boxing Fans Proclaim Anthony Joshua The New Muhammad Ali by AlanTuringAI: 11:51am On Apr 30, 2017
Mrchippychappy:



19 fights against who? The only respectable fight AJ has had was against WK last night and we all had our hearts in our throat. An ageing 40 something year old knocked down the "new" muhammed ali twice lol. At 22 ALI held the WBA, WBC titles. Guys lets not get caught up in the hype, AJ na body builder and there is a GREAT difference between bodybuilding and boxing. He has no foot work, no athleticism , no body movement. He is very lucky he didn't face the same WK that carried out a facial surgery on Samuel peter 7yrs ago. WK don old finish na.
Since yesterday this guy won the fight, you've been all over this forum spreading your bile everywhere simply because he happens to have a Yoruba middlename. I know if the guy's middle name happened to be Emeka or Chukwudi, you've termed him the best thing since sliced bread. Please try to purge your heart off hate. It only attracts negative energy into your life. Live and let live.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by AlanTuringAI: 11:12pm On Apr 29, 2017
Mrchippychappy:


Na wetin I dey tell dis tiger claw scar faced people but dem no wan hear me. Deontay go chop de guy finish for 3rd round. Dis AJ na bolor
You're a complete waste of space. You even had to bring your stupidity and bigotry into a boxing match in far away UK, simply because the winner is of Yoruba descent.

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Phones / Re: Which Mobile Data Provider Is Currently The Best In Nigeria And Your Reason/s? by AlanTuringAI: 8:32am On Apr 29, 2017
Lordsocrates:
I hate those south African modafucker,, but u can't help giving it to mtn... coz it's almost every whr u go.
glo una dey Bleep up majorly... find way enlarge una coverage, give more quality service, make person no get 20gb, use just 200mb.... and kpammm !, una go just seize the whole market. the
Don't mind the fools. Money they could have used in optimizing their network, they prefer to gift it to so-called celebrities who have no say in determining whether people will use glo or not. Misplaced priorities.

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Religion / Re: Iceland Declares Christianity A Public Health Hazard by AlanTuringAI: 6:02pm On Apr 28, 2017
felixomor:


Bro, homosexuality is linked with many diseases.
Use your google.
Its not an argument.
I'm trying to cite the flaw in the guy's logic that Iceland is more at risk of HIV because of homosexuality. Can you tell me a continent that is more disease-stricken like Africa where homosexuality is frowned at? I believe we're educated minds and should draw conclusions based on logic and scientific proofs, and not mere emotions.

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Religion / Re: Iceland Declares Christianity A Public Health Hazard by AlanTuringAI: 5:20pm On Apr 28, 2017
felixomor:
And i guess homosexuality that causes HIV and cancer are not public hazards in that same country?

Anyways, these things have been foretold.


John 16:2 They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.
Homosexuality is allowed in Iceland yet HIV prevalence there isn't even more than 2% but here in Nigeria and other African countries where homosexuality is openly banned and frowned at, the rate of infection is very much on the high side. This simply means your statement is illogical and holds no water. We should stop fooling ourselves in this part of the world.

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Sports / Re: Ugo Ehiogu Honoured At Wembley Stadium (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 7:57am On Apr 23, 2017
VitaminB12:
Don't get it mixed up bro. Dele Ali is the best YOUNG player in EPL and in the world. Hazard is the best player in EPL. Do you see the difference?
Where did you put the likes of Mbappe and Dybala if you call Dele Alli the best young player in world. Better restrict that to EPL only. Spurs played in Europe, both in UCL and Europa. He was largely anonymous while these two other guys have taken their teams to the semi final of the UCL.
Politics / Re: Sapele Residents Protest Over Lack Of Power Supply By BEDC (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 6:20pm On Apr 21, 2017
Young03:
Bedc dey fall hand

we in benin still de suffer am
Honestly, that BEDC is the most useless and worthless of all the discos in this country.

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Education / Re: 21-year-old Boy Emerges FUTA Best Graduating Student by AlanTuringAI: 8:28am On Apr 18, 2017
KingLennon:

Do u have a 1st class?
He's right. Once you have that very solid background in your secondary school in subjects like Maths/Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry and you're dedicated or perhaps you've been fortunate to be groomed in the Poly with OND, you'll make a first class in analytical/numerate courses like Engineering, Physics and Computer Science. I'm an example of such.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Obasanjo Gyrating With Members Of Kegite Club Of Nigeria by AlanTuringAI: 8:41am On Apr 17, 2017
Pavarottii:
See as most people are hailing baba here cos they r from his region. If it was GEJ that was found doing dis. U can imagine the kinda comments that we will be seeing by now. How useless, drunkard he is.

Hypocrisy. Tufia
Stop talking rubbish. Those people on this thread praising him are also kegites, hence they see him as one of them and are praising him in their kegite lingua and not Yoruba Language. At least I know one or two monikers that are not Yorubas and have praised him here. It's not every thread your likes come to spoil with tribal bigotry.

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Crime / Re: FBI Declares Nigerian Wanted For $5 Million Email Scam by AlanTuringAI: 8:33am On Apr 17, 2017
Nazeren:
Na them.
Omg.. is that a real human being?
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi Reveals Nigeria's Crisis Will End Soon by AlanTuringAI: 1:38am On Apr 17, 2017
zachanalysis:
This man is the greatest Christian alive!
I guess God told you this personally.

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Religion / Re: Celestial Church Of Christ Pastor, His Wife & Son Die In Fatal Accident In Kogi by AlanTuringAI: 1:20am On Apr 17, 2017
jamislaw:
Dino can speak three languages fluently.......Hausa, Okun then Yoruba.
There is no language called Okun. Okun is the collective name given to people from Kogi West. They speak a dialect of the Yoruba Language just like we have other dialects like Ijebu, Ondo, Owo, Ijesha etc. Dino could speak Hausa fluently perhaps because of his growing up and schooling in the core North, you can't say same for other Okun indigenes.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & His Family Host Samuel Eto'o In Their Home (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 8:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
omolayomi06:
did you know peter wort,,, hisss
What is he worth that you wanna compare with Eto'o? At a time, Eto'o was the highest paid player in the world, when he joined Anzhi in Russia, not to mention his previous earnings and current earnings together with massive international endorsements. Don't you ever compare Peter Okoye with Eto'o when it comes to wealth.

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Politics / Re: Ikoyi $43 Million: Rivers State Government Claims Ownership by AlanTuringAI: 9:20am On Apr 15, 2017
Obijulius:
Remi from O___ state, please the noise u make on nairaland should be proportional to your region's contribution to Naijariya's growth(not waste).

Remember we are can't feed you for too long, read between the lines in Wike's words.

Niger Delta (Imo, Abia, Delta, Rivers, Akwa Ibom), SS, SE money is not free for all.


We will make sure the North and Southwest are able to survive on Ondo oil wealth.


I'm from the SW and the oil in my LG alone is more than what you can dream of in your SE region. We don't see people from SS shouting about oil. It's you the parasitic SE people who can't remain in your region and develop it, without running to other parts of the country. Why must you always attach to the South South. Every Nigerian belongs to a single region and not two (SE and SS) as you're claiming..Delete SS and retain only your region SE from your copy and paste comment, and ask me the same question again. Shameless thing.
Sports / Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by AlanTuringAI: 6:58am On Apr 15, 2017
TosineGuy:

i like phillip lahm. He is old but stil looks very young. Can't u see lukaku's beards. Lukaku even looks older than mikel obi
So you think it's all about looks. Don't you know some people age badly. In other words, they grow older quickly compared with their peers. Didn't you observe how truly young Lukaku looked when he first came to Chelsea with dreads? I know if someone like Lahm you talked about had lied about his age, a person like you who judges by looks only would have believed him, isn't it?
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Science by AlanTuringAI: 5:15am On Apr 13, 2017
DocHMD:
This one go pain the ritualistic and incestous ones from the land of the fallen lucifer. grin
An adult behaving like a kid. A Yoruba man already set the pace as the first Nigerian to be so honoured, so what's the pain there? Grow up man.

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