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EducationRe: UI Admits 3,783 Out Of 56,172 Applicants For 2017/2018 by AlanTuringAI: 8:37am On Jan 11, 2018
comrChris:
And jamb will still withhold the list, ask unizik, jamb is still holding the list of chem,mech,civil and some other departments unizik sent to them since last year October. They claim those courses lost their accreditation and need to be reaccredited before they will release the list.

I foresee same happening to UI
They claim or those courses truly lost their accreditation? How on earth would Unizik recommend students for admission in courses that have not been accredited?
EducationRe: Four Final Year FUTO Students Design A Campus Surveillance Drone (video) by AlanTuringAI: 8:04am On Jan 06, 2018
safarigirl:
I see what is on FP and 80% of the time, it's FUTO students doing it

That is why I said I 'hardly' see, it doesn't mean I don't see, it means I see FUTO doing these things more than the others.
Read the first sentence you wrote again, which was why I had to quote you to debunk such falsehood, otherwise I wouldn't bother. You're making a categorical statement here, as evidenced by your use of the words "apparently and only", and not a word like "probably'. Just accept that you made that statement out of ignorance and not any FP whatever.

"FUTO is apparently the only University of Technology that its students can actually construct these items"
EducationRe: Four Final Year FUTO Students Design A Campus Surveillance Drone (video) by AlanTuringAI: 7:53am On Jan 06, 2018
Efewestern:
You should have known how most of this NL people reason by now, anything that's not in their region is bad and not good enough.

you can See how she downgraded other varsities in Nigeria, just to proof Hers is always the best, thanks for the links anyways.
That statement she made was an insult to other technology schools. I definitely knew she made the statement out of ethnic bias which is quite unfortunate.
EducationRe: Four Final Year FUTO Students Design A Campus Surveillance Drone (video) by AlanTuringAI: 7:30am On Jan 06, 2018
safarigirl:
FUTO is apparently the only University of Technology that its students can actually construct these items

I hardly see other Universities of Technology students who have designed drones, tricycles or anything technological
That's because you choose to see what you want to see. You don't make categorical statements like your first sentence without checking facts. Are you implying that students from other technological schools are not good enough when compared with FUTO students? Students of FUTA have been building drones, as singular projects, not group projects like this one and such news abound in the education section of this forum. At least there was one that recently constructed a drone all from scratch using locally made materials. See link:
https://www.nairaland.com/3413006/futa-student-builds-drone-locally
SportsRe: Winners Of African Player Of The Year Award From 1992 To Present (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 8:45am On Jan 05, 2018
Chevronstaff:
Victor Moses won the league with Chelsea in 2017, was instrumental in the world cup qualification for Nigeria, but not even in the final 3 of the CAF awards huh

Fvck CAF AWARDS with victor moses removal..rubbish!!!
My brother, while I'm not trying to downplay Moses' achievements and ability, I put it to you that people who do these nominations don't work with sentiments but facts. Mane and Aubeymeyang were the only Africans on the 30-man shortlist of the 2017 Ballon D'Or (a much bigger and global award). You expect CAF to overlook these guys for a Victor Moses? Or is it Salah who is about the hottest thing in the EPL right now, that is to be overlooked for Moses who currently this season has not been exactly convincing? Come on man.
SportsRe: Winners Of African Player Of The Year Award From 1992 To Present (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 8:35am On Jan 05, 2018
Absuchat:
Cameron has won it 5 times (Check eto and mboma).
Cotedivore has won it 5 times too(check Yaya and Drogba)
More Nigerians have won it than other countries. Only 2 people each from Cote d'Ivoire and Cameroon, with one of them from each winning multiple times, compared to Nigeria's count of 4 winners (Yekini, Amunike, Ikpeba and Kanu).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by AlanTuringAI: 5:07am On Jan 04, 2018
Threebear:
Assanal hasn't beaten chelsea in premier league in over four years.
The 3-0 Arsenal win over Chelsea in September,2016 happened in a La liga match I guess.
PoliticsRe: Osun Is Second Wealthiest State In Nigeria - Financial Derivatives Company by AlanTuringAI: 6:24pm On Jan 03, 2018
uglyafonja:
Comparing Abakalike and Oshogbo in infrastructure.......

1) Ebonyi state is 7th in education while Osun is 29th

2) Abakalike have three flyover while Oshogbo have none

3) Abakalike have 3 shopping mall while Oshogbo have none

4) Abakalike have an international market while Oshogbo have none

5) Abakalike have nice hotels than Oshogbo....Fact

6) Abakalike is far more beautiful than Oshogbo.....Fact

More to come
Just imagine this illiterate and liar comparing Ebonyi and Osun state in terms of education, saying Ebonyi is ranked 7th in education. This is the same Ebonyi that is classified as an Educationally Less Developed State (ELDS) alongside the Northern states. Ebonyi and Bayelsa are the only Southern states in that unenviable category. Since you are an illiterate and never wrote UTME, you wouldn't know this fact.
TravelRe: Abuse And Collecting Bribes At The Philippines Embassy Gwarimpa, Abuja Nigeria by AlanTuringAI: 9:55am On Jan 02, 2018
dhabrite:
Last I checked, phillipinos are fond of leaving their countries.

For Nigerians to consider going to the Philippines to study, a state of emergency should be declared on the education sector. grin
Like seriously it is very sad indeed. This (Phillipines) is a country with just one university (The University of Phillipines UP) ranked in the Times Higher Education in the 601-800 band, same situation with Nigeria, UI ranked 801-1000. It's just a waste of money going to such a place for a degree cos the schools there are of same standard with ours, if not even worse.
EducationRe: 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Attend A Private University by AlanTuringAI: 9:40am On Dec 31, 2017
[quote author=mat21a post=63762502][/quote]Gosh. An illiterate person wouldn't post this rubbish you call ranking of Nigerian universities. Imagine the likes of Oduduwa and Elizade university being ahead of UI, Unilorin, Unilag and Co. Please take down this post and stop embarrassing yourself.
EducationRe: 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Attend A Private University by AlanTuringAI: 9:37am On Dec 31, 2017
repent4christ:
Public universities ko private university ni degree na degree depending on the individual. One can graduate from Oxford and still be a (nicompu).
Exactly. As evident in the likes of FFK who went to Cambridge, yet has a screwed brain.
EducationRe: Mathematicians Help Me Solve This Question by AlanTuringAI: 6:06am On Dec 29, 2017
Timothy245:
that's how it was.
You should know there's a mistake in what you type. How will you repeat Agric twice, that 30 offer Agric, 35 offer Agric again? It should instead going by the next sentence in the question be: 30 offer Agric, 35 offer Bio.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Hug Tightly On Stage (Photo) by AlanTuringAI: 7:47am On Dec 25, 2017
ROCE:
These guys are all PEPSI ambassadors. Common sense
That doesn't matter. It's just mutual admiration and respect between this two. Davido is also a Pepsi ambassador. How has that made him any closer to Wizkid?
HealthRe: What Drugs Makes U Gain Weight? by AlanTuringAI: 6:52am On Dec 19, 2017
skyhighweb:
any idea of a drug that makes one fat?
There's dynamogen.. It's in liquid form, although it will make you sleep for quite a while anytime u use it, but you'll assuredly put on weight.
CelebritiesRe: Kenneth Okolie And Jessica Nwakah’s White Wedding Photos by AlanTuringAI: 6:13am On Dec 17, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I will be very happy if yoruba couples can learn to look this good during their weddings.
You unprovokedly started the tribal war now. If they pay you in kind, you'll be the first to run to the mods. Senseless beings everywhere.
EducationRe: Itodo Anthony Samuel Listed Among Top 50 Teachers In The World by AlanTuringAI: 5:14am On Dec 14, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
Wow.

Surprise surprise...

He isn't Afonja.
Mumu. There are actually 2 Nigerians in the Top 50 nominated for this award and the other- Ayodele Odeogbola (A US Mandela Washington Fellow) is your dreaded Afonja, who has even recorded global teaching achievements in the past. He was the first Runner-up For Microsoft Global Partners in Learning forum Award for Teaching as innovator and Change agent in 2012 and was also nominated among the World's best teachers in the award category -Microsoft Class of Mentor schools and Expert educators in 2014.Don't know why the OP decided to make it look like this guy is the only one, so small-minded tribalists like you can show how petty you are.
See link:
https://www.icirnigeria.org/close-up-itodo-odeogbola-the-nigerians-short-listed-for-global-teachers-prize/
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Defending His PhD Thesis At The Open University (Photos) by AlanTuringAI: 9:23am On Dec 08, 2017
AnodaIT:
See the 4 fingers pointing back at you?
Who talked about Atiku having a PhD

Cowered in shame when your comprehension skills fails you
Admit that your statement was an ignorant one instead of this nonsense. You're referring to someone who doesn't even have a first degree but a diploma as graduating PhDs as a way to mock someone who is defending his PhD thesis. To your ignorant self, you feel owning a university is the same as graduating PhDs, and even if that's what you're alluding to, OBJ also has a university Bells, that run PhD programmes. So you can see you make no sense.
PoliticsRe: Court Unfreezes 16 Accounts Belonging To Patience Jonathan by AlanTuringAI: 12:03am On Dec 06, 2017
Just because of tribal and party affiliations, so many idiots that don't know where their next meal will come from are shouting Victory for Democracy over a person operating 16 different accounts, and who is not a renowned businesswoman. Her only source of fame is being wife of a former President.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W & Wife, Adesua Etomi Display Love On Instagram After Viral Nude Video by AlanTuringAI: 11:47am On Nov 29, 2017
victorazyvictor:
I dishonour Banki for that childish stunt he pulled, typical afonja boy, childish attitude, fvck woman and tell others.
He thinks he has gotten forever decent and homely woman. This kind of women don't look back when they leave you.
Some of you are just eternally stupid. You look for every opportunity to display your bigotry even when unprovoked or uncalled for.How many "Afonja" guys have displayed the nudes of their partners that u know of?
EducationRe: Palindromes: Let's Catch Some Fun by AlanTuringAI: 8:00pm On Nov 22, 2017
DanseMacabre:
Palindromes are words or phrases that are exactly the same spelling when written in the reverse, eg NUN, MOM, PEEP, REFER and so on. So when you spell any of these words backwards, you get the same word.


Let's see how many palindromes we can mention on this thread (excluding the aforementioned examples), but before that, an example of a palindrome phrase is 'NURSES RUN'.


Fun, ain't it?

I guess some of us learnt something new today.






And something you could use to show off too. grin


Let's go.
Aibohphobia - means the fear of palindromes (and it's a palindrome itself)
Ailihphilia - a palindrome, which is the opposite of aibohphobia. It means the love of palindromes.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by AlanTuringAI: 6:31am On Nov 10, 2017
Emzyme:
Pls is it still on?
Please is Eksu done with their Post utme? And do you know of any school especially in the South West that is yet to conduct Post utme or admission?
EducationRe: MISSING RESULTS..A huge Embarassment To The National Open University. by AlanTuringAI: 9:12am On Nov 07, 2017
nicedas:
how does this stop kogi students from leading all state in term of literacy.
How can a state classified along with other states in the North as Educationally Less developed (ELDS) be leading other states in terms of literacy? Think before you write anything. We're not all dunces here.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Many Christian Youths Live Double Standard Lives? by AlanTuringAI: 11:25am On Oct 08, 2017
ebbo:
Different between Muslims and Christians on social media.


Muslims don't mock or make blasphemy comments on Jesus christ (because we believe in him as a prophet of Allah (God) while Christians says all kind of rubbish and lies against our noble prophet Mohammed (saw).

Muslims don't mock God because it's called with another name in a different language as long as the description of the word is talking about the Almighty God. While must Christians do arguing that Allah is not God to them out of ignorance.

Muslims have greater respect for other faiths than our Christian born again that think every other people re going to hell.
You talk of Christians insulting Mohammed and Allah, like its a general thing that all Christians do. Since you're generalising, I ask: what greater disrespect and intolerance for others'religions can there be than throwing bombs and slaughtering people of other faiths than yours, in cold blood,while shouting this same Allah's name that He is great, while doing so?
PoliticsRe: Senator Abaribe: "Signing Nnamdi Kanu’s Bail Put Us In Trouble" by AlanTuringAI: 10:57am On Oct 08, 2017
obyrich:
Thank God for the OP. He has given voice to the voiceless. Were you there when Abaribe said it? See how all of you guys got resurrected by a blog post. God bless the OP cos I really missed you guys.
Someone has attached a more reliable source,i.e. Guardian newspaper, but you intentionally behaved as though you didn't see it. Your Biafran Senator eyes have opened and now realised his earlier folly by signing a bail bond for a raving lunatic. It's time for you to smell the coffee and stop deluding yourself. See:

https://m.guardian.ng/news/signing-kanus-bail-put-us-in-trouble-says-senator-abaribe/
TV/MoviesRe: Interview With Bright Ikechukwu Echefu, TSTV CEO (Video) by AlanTuringAI: 5:50am On Oct 04, 2017
Ngene44:
tribalism have really taken root in Nigeria. The government must address this phenomenon. the youths of Nigeria are on a wrong track as regards to tribal sentiments.
That's the havoc people like Achebe, just before his death and more recently, Nnamdi Kanu have wreaked on the psyche of an average Igbo youth out there.
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Comes On-board Quickteller: See All Bouquets Costs by AlanTuringAI: 8:17am On Oct 02, 2017
Supersuave2:
is this meant to be a joke? 3k is TSTV's highest sub while dstv is around 14k before you get to watch all channels. With #200 sub on tstv, you can watch all channels for a limited number of days. Their subscription doesn't deal with channels but hours of service.


All the above then you get free data to browse or make video calls too o, FEAR GOD!
Expatiate on that #200 sub. They said its for a day (24hrs), while you wrote limited number of days here. Are you saying one could spread that 24hrs to like for instance 4 days of 6hrs each instead of just a single day of 24hrs?
TV/MoviesRe: 6 Things To Know About TSTV Before Buying by AlanTuringAI: 6:58pm On Oct 01, 2017
Supersuave2:
How can I be an agent or a distributor in Kwara state?
You must have a company registered with CAC to become an agent. Here's the link to the online registration form to become a dealer.
http://www.tstvafrica.com/dealer_register.php
TV/MoviesRe: 6 Things To Know About TSTV Before Buying by AlanTuringAI: 4:48pm On Oct 01, 2017
Supersuave2:
OP, I have a few questions.
1. is the 5k part of subscription fee or you have to subscribe to a package after paying 5k?

2. Are there any agents or retail outlets in Ilorin, Kwara state?
The 5k is part of the subscription fee for the first month, though you would need the service of an installer to help you install it. The agents should be able to help with that for like 2-3k.
They don't have agents in Kwara state at the moment, but have in all the South West states and places like Niger and Plateau in North Central.
PoliticsRe: What's Your Assessment Of Mr President's 57th Independence Day Speech? by AlanTuringAI: 8:59am On Oct 01, 2017
chrisbaxtian:
someone asked for referendum, and you replied him as if he asked you for war! I don't understand why Nigeria must be one anymore, please somebody should remind me...
Any riff-raff running a hate-filled radio station can't just wake up one morning and be asking for Referendum. Who is Nnamdi Kanu in the scheme of things in this country? Is he one of your elected representatives in the Senate or House of Reps to be making a call for referendum? What he and his IPOB could have done is to pressure your elected Reps from the region to debate these issues passionately on the floor of the National Assembly, and not insulting the President, other tribes and even his kinsmen who disagree with him on his approach. There are recognised persons elected to push for such, otherwise every Tom, Dick and Harry will be making different calls for referendum on every issue in the country. I hope you know referendum is not just limited to calls for secession?..You get the gist?
EducationRe: How Tattered A Room In OAU Hostel Is (pictures) by AlanTuringAI: 9:50pm On Sep 30, 2017
comshots:
And they received awards as the best university in Africa.What criteria did the researchers used?
Where did you read such nonsense as OAU being the best university in Africa, where we have South African and Egyptian universities? It's not even the best in Nigeria.
EducationRe: 10 Best State Universities In Nigeria 2017 by AlanTuringAI: 6:30am On Sep 27, 2017
ogazi4u:
mynd44, lala make una show here
They don't need to put this falsehood on the front page please.
EducationRe: 10 Best State Universities In Nigeria 2017 by AlanTuringAI: 6:29am On Sep 27, 2017
youngvc1:
Here is the latest ranking of the Nigeria universities by different commission/body and web
crawlers, especially the Nigeria University governing body on academic and performance known as National University
Commission, NUC, recently in 2017. Where the body rank the top 100 universities in Nigeria. The ranking according to the
commission is based on academics standard, infrastructural development, and quality of professionals in the school.
It is noted that the commission ranked University of Ibadan (UI) as the best university in Nigeria and University of Lagos
(UNILAG) both for undergraduate and post-graduate studies. Below is the commission list of 10 best state universities. Below is
the commission list of 10 best state universities.
10 Best State Universities in Nigeria according to NUC
1. Lagos State University, LASU, Lagos State.
2. Enugu State University of Science and Technology, Esut, Agbani, Enugu State.
3. Rivers State University of Science and Technology, Rsust, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
4. Benue State University , MakurdiAbia
5. Kwara State University, Malete, Kwara State
6. Osun State University, Osogbo.
7. Nasarawa State University, Ke??, Nasarawa State
8. Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti, Ekiti State
9. Ebonyi State university, Abakaliki.
10. Kogi State University, Anyigba.
Surprisingly, of the 10 top state universities 7 is from the southern Nigeria (3 from south-east) while the remaining three is from
the North.

Believe it or Not.

I'm sorry if your school is not among. lol

Read more @ https://schoolgossip.com.ng/10-best-state-universities-in-nigeria-2017/
Sorry to say, but I don't think you're enlightened enough to operate a blog on educational news if you feel that the prerequisite for a University to be named State University is having "state" as part of it's name; otherwise you wouldn't omit the likes of LAUTECH and AAUA Ondo state, in this ranking. Based on the so-called NUC ranking you copied this from, these two schools occupy the 2nd and 5th positions respectively amongst state universities in the country. I bet you class them as private universities.It's your type that'll call the likes of OAU and ABU private universities just because they're named after individuals.
Check the link to that NUC ranking in case you want to argue. I just hate seeing people post false information online.
https://www.naij.com/1113997-nuc-university-ranking-2017.html

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