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These duo have finally put down pride and they are already......let me stop here

I'm anticipating pre-wedding photoshoot of them both on front page.

ayobamiJR:
You actually can, They will come to you. I live comfortably, I won't lie.

I am a very creative and addicted aspiring script writer.

Then that'll be online right?

ayobamiJR:
I am Yoruba... Yoruba greet a lot but I live like I'm not even one...sometimes I don't even know the right answer to greetings.

Some one would say "Aku Odun" and I'm just clueless.

I avoid all forms of greetings.

I upload pics on social media, the next moment, I take it down.

I don't have friends, not at all. I bought everything I'd ever need to not get bored in my room

PS3

ACER INSPIRON TABLET

32 INCHES TV

JBL SPEAKER

WEED

The only people I'm comfortable with in life is babies. I'd adopt one if I can't marry soon.

I'm really scared of wedding. I don't like attention.

I can relate because mine is chronic.

But,according to people,one needs to build a good network of people around.To help with job placement,to get clients(if business oriented).

My fear is,that is the truth.How do one get successful without people?

We see only pictures of their vehicles, don't they have any personnel? Even their uniform, we don't know.

My hope:
They don't end up like FSARS,chasing yahoo guys(Misplaced priorities).
They get paid regularly so the tiger squad won't be a thing of the past.
They give them proper firearms and not the archaic,almost-dane-gun called Ak-47.(Don't be suprised if you see them carrying "Shakabula".

But,since "corruption" is the motto of Nigeria,it won't be shocking to have envelopes being exchanged for a slack in duty(Bribery).

Gina2019:
Lol...A lady will never give you her cookie as long as she's not collecting money from you. She has alot to lose if she tries it.

You want the guy to have the cookie then leave her afterwards? She's a wise girl if you ask me...Now the real intention of the guy is now showing.

Effect of too much of Steve Harvey's Think like a man,act like a woman.

Not only cookies,you'll still see biscuit....

Emmanuelosa:
No, German..

Okay that means in order for me to survive there,I must know german.

Emmanuelosa:
It's in English... but, theres a compulsory german language class..

Alright but do the nationals speak English?

Emmanuelosa:
I actually applied for this years entry, but due to the delay from the lawyer during verification, I missed the deadline, so the school, just told me to send them an email, so I'll be placed in next years semester entry..

How about language barrier?

Bigshark:
Oga pls pack well... if you don't know things don't come here and be confusing ppl. Bcoz you dey follow BAN boys around back then in school you think you know it all? Come to think of it what makes you think it's BAN boys that wrote that treat message? Is it bcoz you saw yellow viper? Oga kindly shut up if you don't know nada rather than saying shit. Zlanta abi na wetin him dey call himself is not a BAN boy and can never be, coz his a tout. And BAN don't deal with touts. That yellow Viber their is just to confuse ppl. The real ppl that sent that threat are Axe-men AKA Aiye. Zlanta is an Axe man. This is not the first time this same guy is having issue, the first time was a confrontation on stage with Eiye in one school at the West, now his own men are disturbing him. At the tail ending of the threat, the threat said each of their men that 7 ppl will go down. The sign 7 belongs to Axe-men. So stop saying shit and misleading ppl. BAN don't tout around.

I was at the venue that night,They wore all yellow.Why didn't they wear black and yellow like dem egede

LadySarah:
Team fowl feather,click like

So whenever you want to remove wax from your ear,you pluck the fowl's feather abi
Kukuma nakedd the fowl na

WilliamsChelster:
Make dem just kill that mumu spokesperson









No mention me, na play I dey oh

You wey your tattoo na grade A.

You better scrap am off

tohyorsih2:
yes i changed it but all to no avail

That's an error from NL

I discovered that you opened that account on 1st of march.Was that the first time you came across NL or you've known NL years back??

tohyorsih2:
i'm not the one.
i don't know what's wrong with that account.it keeps telling me that my password is wrong even after i changed it

Did you click on reset password for a new password to be sent to your mail?

tohyorsih2:
don't mind him…he's a joker
he knows how to write well

I thought as much...

By the way,the picture on your profile is something else.If not because I know him,I would have thought you were the one.
And what happened to your former account??

tohyorsih2:
no. but we chat everyday

Cool to hear that.But I hope he doesn't chat with you in that epidemic half-baked lingua he calls English??

tohyorsih2:
i'm serious.we's been friends before i opened my nairalands account

Wow!OK then.
Do you still see till now?

tohyorsih2:
yes now

I dont want to believe that

Blackbelly:
This thread had me laughing till tears dropped from my eyes
First of all, who takes adaksbullet seriously? He's the clown of nairaland and though he's an odd fellow, some of us actually enjoys his witty way of communication...lol

Atleast a clown would have made me laugh!
Also,i think your definition of being witty negates the universal meaning.

adaksbullet:
whot his consern u

I checked through your past posts and I discovered you could actually type in correct in English.

If you get used to this nonsensical way of writing,I wonder how you will be able to write correct business proposals,letter of interest,written interviews, e.t.c.It will even affect your Orals.You will suck at public speaking which means you can't hold a leadership position.
If you are in school, you will reduce your marks at an alarming rate.All because you want to be like Mr.Cork. Where is he today

tohyorsih:
lol he's my friend outside nairaland

Okay then.

Do you know him physically??

tohyorsih:
there is sense in every nonsense.Atleast i learnt something even if this is a made up story

I don't know why you just like this guy.

Abi you're crushing on him ni?

iClef:
How do you feel knowing you're about to send someone's intellectual property that isn't free to another person?

The book is not free. Please, tread with caution. Copyright infringement is a big offense.

I know you're wise, so be wise before you fall in a trap.

Alright. Sorry

Originalsly:
I know a guy in Lagos that can do that very well... cheap too... what shade white you thinking of?... flat white?... glossy white?... sparkling white?

@ topic... true... where marriage and family are concerned.... she is a role model but not much is hyped about that.

Bro I too I need to whiten my teeth,but I am not in Lagos.Can you give me an idea of the price so I can budget?

Also,I dont know the difference of those type of white


Modified:I am doing it for all my teeth. And I want the cheapest type of white

mikhe2:
Bro I didn't hear from you again

Sorry I was busy.

Done now.

mikhe2:
pls can u send me iclef friendzone PDF file

OK,I will send it later

Just drop your mail

Mikhe2

You sent me a PM but I can't access my mail

SaucyBenks:
na so... Some Toto nah gold my brother... You no go understand...

You dont judge a pussy by looks.

What if she isnt neat down there?
What if she has smelly pussy?
What if her clitoris is as the size of a 2yr old boy's d*ck?
What if she is the size of a well?
What if she has been used by yahoo boys?
What if her pussy is as black as a typical malawian nationale?

Be wise bro!Gold toto ko bronze toto ni...

MJBOLT:
seeing this post just made me realise how boring Daniel Craig James Bond is

He aint boring.Just watch cassino royale

Only three of those movies that i havent watched.
I will still watch these movies again someday.They are ever green...

softwerk:


I really don't know what men love about those hills on our backs

Ass-grabbing now a trend on pre-wedding pics......this world has really changed!

Mere looking at a woman's ass in the 70's and 80's used to be very disrespectful now they publicly grab them!

We know you don't have the hills?
That's why you're jealous