₦airaland Forum

Valerie47:
I don't think porn is bad.

Thats it!

But OP's own is too much.How can you use porn and masturbation to break your fast lol

After you see them what next?Do you want to go and be toasting them?You will only look desperate.

Try facebook,when you chat them,initiate a video chat so they will know its a real female behind the account.Make them run after you e.g hard to get,so they wont see you as cheap.

Note that Oyinbos dont count divorce as special.They can divorce the day they marry.

My parents cant even allow me marry whites.So make sure your people dont frown at it.Goodluck

Valerie47:
But you and I know that he cannot stop.

He can!But how he can is what i dont know...

But is porn that bad?

Valerie47:
You don't stop, you watch it and watch it till you get tired and retire from watching it.

This is why i dont ask nairalanders for advice

Obodo999:
But how can you still be allowed to post if your account is deactivated.?

The person posted before deactivating later.If i deactivate after posting this,when you come back to check my name,i would have changed from Albertone to nobody.And it will be unclickable.

Premiumwriter:
I want to start publishing my own ebooks, but I'm a little at a loss.

My first intention was to blog and then sell my own products (how to books) but the thing is, I'm a poor marketer plus I somehow dislike marketing and product promotion.

So my present consideration is Amazon Kindle. I heard the platform sells on its own and won't require much effort from me. But I only heard that from those who will want to sell their books to me anyway so I'm a bit skeptical right now about the platform.

I'll love to get input from those who are already winning on the platform. I already know how to publish on the platform and what it takes as I've read a few books on it. But I'll like if somebody can give me an idea of the profit margin.

Please have you started it?I will like to venture into same but i have many unanswered questions.

Premiumwriter:
try something new and see. No gut.. No glory

No problem
I'll try and see how it goes

Premiumwriter:
hmm e no easy.
Hunger never jakpa them before sha

I must commend your confidence
Unfortunately,i stay at home 24/7

LZAA:
ALPHA FOXTROT OSCAR NOVEMBER JULIET ALPHA
Na dem again
Cc immhotep sarrki velocity25 NCAN

Afonja

1stdami:
You pick a skill to learn and become good at it, package yourself and advertise/network ... You will start getting offers. All these takes time but in the end you will be happy you did.

Okay thank you

obamartins:
Men! this life is funny until God opens your eyes to see the billions of dollars on the internet. I have done several crazy jobs and received peanuts called salary until I asked God for direction and He came to my rescue. I worked in a place where the owner of the company treated everyone like shit. I took the bold step to walk away in 2017 despite having nothing to fall back on. A couple of months ago he called as was Like "Can you please come back, I will increase your salary and pay you guys regularly. I asked him a simple question. Sir, can you pay me up to N500,000 a month? He was proposing N80,000 a month from 60k which he was paying but not regular. I told him, sir, you can't pay me.

Today, I earn over N300,000 a month from the comfort of my home. I am not cut out for 8am - 5pm jobs God forbid. Folks no need to search for jobs, you can make it on the internet without defrauding anyone. All I do is write books and publish on Amazon. All the materials you need to write on any topic is on Youtube, stop the laziness and get your butts down to work. Serve no master. The problem with our so-called graduates is lack of research and laziness. They don't have the energy to research on what will put food on their table. I will never search for a job any day any time. Targeting N1,000,000 a month from book sales before June 2019. Will be spreading my tentacles to Amazon FBA very soon. By The end of 2019, i should average N5,000,000 per month by God's Grace. The millions is in your laptop connected to the internet.


PS: Nobody should PM for any tutorial or guide. I won't respond. All you need is on youtube and the internet, Take your time say one month to research and you will be glad you did. Convert Youtube Videos into books and sell on Amazon.

Final comment: Any computer scientist looking for a job in this era of ICT is a fool.

Attached is my sales report for last month.

Inspiring but pardon my ignorance.How do you receive payment since Nigerian PayPal cannot receive funds but can only send(I stand to be corrected)

MARX77:
I stayed in the cabin for the officers not the civilian building sir.

It seems you don't get me.But never mind...

husbandsnatcha:
funny u, if u ar in d bizness u wl knw wat " d power of salt is wen coated on sometin ,

sounds Interesting...You can do well to enlighten me.

1stdami:
I guess I am one of the lucky ones... I burst my ass to learn software development in school and it paid off during and after service year. So all I can say is for you to learn a skill. Preferably a digital skill, that's your ticket to financial freedom during and after NYSC.. Learn learn learn

How can one monetize it please

MARX77:
Good evening nairalanders, please I'm in dire need of temporary accommodation. I'm a fresh graduate who just got a job on the island, pay is 40k. I was squatting with a friend at the barracks until yesterday evening when the new commandant asked me to leave that I'm not permitted to stay there. please I need accommodation for 1 month and would leave thereafter. right now I'm stranded with no where to go. 07056149118 is my number, please I need help, please.

Na lie, commandant has no business with civilians inside the barracks as long as you know a soldier there and you have your pass that allows you in and out of the barracks at will.

If you don't have a pass,apply for one irrespective of whether the soldier is your family member or not!

husbandsnatcha:
think deep cos i talk in riddles

An iron pant??A weapon??

Maybe you should speak in parables instead...

husbandsnatcha:
haha...unfortunately 4 demi go out wt my salt coated metals always

And what's that??

husbandsnatcha:
i dnt av panties

But i thought u ar d holyboy

They will forcefully give you a new pant and then remove it again lolz

Who is holyboy?Sorry am not him...

husbandsnatcha:
U must one of d ritualist

Your pant is next then.

UrbanExotica:
Let's fry beans

And lerrus fry watermelon too with it...lol

husbandsnatcha:
Ladies Secret dat will End dis demonic act,
See d guideline 2 be safe
1. vaginal moisture n liquid is useful 4 d atrocity

2.( dis no 2 is necessary)To destroy wicked men or boys wear pant 2 his house but make sure ur menstral blood is on it . let him take it He wl die a tormentous death wt d nonsense dibie

because Mentral Blood is d most powerful tool any woman can use 2 destroy evilmen ,Ladiez is ur gift ..
Ladiez shud read more spiritually on dia menstral blood

3. dnt wear at all ,let dem call u akwuna
wt dis following points of mine ,i believe we shall conquer evil

Your number 2 is somehow jor!eeewwww

Any lady that tries that with me,i'll assume she is dirty and doesnt take her health serious....So,end of the relationship

Where are the dead bodies??

Nairalanders hear good news and all they could think of is to hate.If its vice versa they will still hate

What exactly is your problem?

These people have no other cloth except their camo
some av stayed there for over 3 years,yet camo and boot 24/7 una try o

If only you know what OKO means in yoruba
OKO(Re-Mi)

Cant we just swallow our pride and call for state of emergency??
Let foreign millitary come to our aid!

He looks deranged and malnourished to me...

Fidelismaria:

Bros
Oyi n ko emi na ooo
Oyinbo yen lagbara

lolz...Abi o

debygrin:
yea.he really do

Im feeling dizzy



Oyi n'ko mi

Zoharariel:
The boys are disorganized & disoriented. Do you know how many T-72s & APCs that have being seized from them by Boko Haram?

Once they hear gunshots from Boko Haram, they just abandon their Ak-47s and flee.

Lolz...Its all sabotage.We have boko haram amongst soldiers who leak intelligence secrets.Thereby making it difficult for our soldiers to win.

If our soldiers are preparing to launch a devastating attack,trust me,boko haram are already preparing three times more.

zombieTRACKER:
Buhari effect continues...


RIP to the dead.

He died for nothing though..

What a waste

This might not change anything but...

Shekau wants to islamize Nigeria,force young men to join boko haram,force christians too renounce christ etc.....If our soldiers refuse to fight,we are doomed then.

On romance section?