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Nowenuse:
Hello, good day. I am from Jos- Plateau state. I have lived much of my life in the south, but now I am in Jos.

As regards moving to the North. It is not such a bad idea depending on what you want for yourself and what part of the north in specific... Minus Abuja, there are between 5- 10 million Southerners living in the North/Middlebelt in my estimate.

Cost of living is very very cheap in the north. Someone earning 100k in the south is equal to someone earning 50k in the north... This is to tell you how cheap the cost of living is here.

Armed robbery, Police/SARS brutality and extortion from law enforcement agencies is also very low to non-existent over here.
Many other advantages here compared to the South.

To be very honest with you, without being diplomatic, the 3 points you noted are very very true. And that is why as a Southerner, if you want to migrate to the north. It is best you stay and if possible work/do your business in an area where Christians are the majority.
Some northern cities are Christian majority, while those that are muslim majority have Christian majority or Christian exclusive neighbourhoods. Try to stay within these places.
If you must stay or work within a Muslim dominated neighbourhood, make sure it is a middle-income area.

You should be okay with this. Then try as much as possible to be updated with news regularly, so as to know certain routes to avoid, in case there is some form of lingering insecurity affecting that route.

Abagworo:
I was expecting to see something like these. I'm highly disappointed

Adewale1603:
you just sell laptops, but you dont know notting about laptops, how does this laptop does not worth its price, there are things considered when selling systems, the year model of the laptop, how recents the laptop is, the chipsets used, the processor, graphics e.t.c this dell e6410 is a first generation core i7, introduced around 2009-2010, and the chipset is also old, its an arrandale, its slower than the second generation sandy bridge, and the gpu will be slower too. do you expect the system to be sold for 100k, when there are recents core 17 of 2nd or 3rd or 4th generation within that price range

HappenStone:
Whether masturbation is a sin or not is a question of theology.
Whether masturbation is right or wrong is a question of ethics.
But whether masturbation is difficult to quit or not is a question of "try and see".

You've stopped for a couple of weeks and you finally think you have it under control. Out of the blue, the urge just grips you and like the jaws of a rabid dog it never lets go. Before you know it, you are on your back to xvideos.

This infernal cycle of "Quit-and-one-last-time" continues until you become an Addict, unable to control yourself. The presence of an audience that would ordinarily dissuade you from the act now becomes an added spice.

What is responsible for the sisyphean nature of this undertaking? Why is it so hard to stop masturbating, even when it's a prominent part of your new year's resolution?

Many, many years ago, Aristotle gave the answer:

"It is frequent repetition that produces a natural tendency.The more frequently two things are experienced together, the more likely it will be that the experience of the recall of one will stimulate the recall of the other"

In simple terms, when you remember the pleasure of orgasm; you remember masturbation. To you, masturbation equals pleasure and pleasure equals masturbation. It doesn't help matters that the pleasure is devoid of the commitments of a relationship.

Now your brain associates masturbating to its own dose of dopamine. And there is no way in hell it is going to let you stop masturbating, just like that! How do you justify the halting of an action that is good for the brain (dopamine) to the brain. It is going to be hard.

Neuro-Lingustic Programming(NLP) explains that, eventually, this association made by the brain seeps into your subconsciousness, outside of your control. That is the reason masturbation rarely takes front seat when you are actively engaging your brain but is quick to rear its head in moments of prolonged idleness.

SO HOW CAN I STOP MASTURBATING?

Stopping masturbation is not easy. In fact, it is so hard that people who successfully quit masturbation should win a Grammy Award or something. But it's not impossible.

STEP ONE: RECONFIGURE YOUR BRAIN

Associating pleasure to masturbation is the last seal that your brain places on your addiction to masturbation. Your first step is to RECONFIGURE that association.

Associate masturbation to something you consider horrible and repulsive. Write it down. The moment the urge to masturbate sets in along with its promise of pleasure, consciously insert that repulsive picture in-between.

I am fiercely independent, so I chose slavery as the repulsive association to reconfigure my brain. Whenever I get the urge to masturbate, I just ask myself "Are you a slave that you can not control yourself?" You must get off your bed after making this association ( This is critical).

Repeat the association between masturbation and the loss of something you value greatly.
Remember: It is frequent repetition that produces a natural tendency.
So, repeat the new association as often as possible. Trust me, it works.
If you have trust issues, then I am glad to inform you that it has been empirically proven in the field of NLP that, again, it works.

STEP TWO: FILL THE VOID

Whether you accept it or not, masturbation fills a void. Quitting masturbation is creating a void in yourself. If you refuse to fill it with something else, masturbation will majestically waltz back in.

You must, therefore, find something to replace masturbation if you must successfully quit it. If you believe in God, you can resort to focusing on your relationship with Him.

Pursuit of money, commitment to personal development and working out are other things you can use to fill the void. No matter what you do, NEVER LEAVE THE VOID VOID!

STEP THREE: NEVER STAY ALONE

Staying alone when you are attempting to quit masturbation is like locking a hungry goat with fresh tubers of yam. It will end in tragedy. Stay in the open and the pain of embarrassment will keep your hands out of your pants. Here, you are banking on your dignity as a respectable person to help you quit masturbation. You will need all the help you can get.

STEP FOUR: KNOW THE NEGATIVES

Finally, you must recognize and acknowledge the negative sides of masturbation.

A writer woke up one morning to discover that he had ejaculated in his sleep and he lamented that "he had lost a novel". And I can relate with him. Once you ejaculate, you feel accomplished (face palms) and your brain is lulled into a feeling of comfort. The result is that your productivity is diminished. You can masturbate as many times as you want, since it's something you can do alone, and you'd be moving from accomplishment to accomplishment ( Lord have mercy!). And productivity will disappear from your existence. That is a major negative side to masturbation.

I am not a medical practional, but masturbating can result in premature ejaculation. As you continue to masturbate, you would begin to notice a reduction in the amount of time it takes you to orgasm. It depletes gradually as you sink into the quicksand that is masturbation.
For those living with others, it is even worse. They wouldn't want to be caught in the act and they would want to hurry it up, ejaculating in record time. Before you know it, they'd put noodles on the cooker and ejaculate before it is done. And like a slimy serpent, Premature Ejaculation creeps in.

Those are some of the negatives. Embrace them and when the urge comes, trace the path to PE and lack of productivity rather than pleasure.

STEP FIVE: AVOID PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENTS

Hypersensitivity to pornographic contents is one of the harbingers of masturbation, avoid it. Movies, pictures, website and books that contain pornographic contents must become forbidden. That means all romance novels and most female celebrity threads.

Pornography is like the Siamese twin of masturbation and if you can separate them, they will soon die.


You will be free!

Japex:
The only response I would give to this, is that the Laptop has NO fault, and it's still very neat.

Questions about my intention for selling the Laptop are irrelevant.

Solorrman3310:
wonder how super , incredible original fools can say a word abt a religion of truth. I wonder how foolish ur professors,doctors, phycologist and learned men believed Jesus Christ a guy to be god. Jesus Christ was the only said God that came in to the world with fully loaded follow-come automatic functional carry-go penix and anus,we as Muslims respects Jesus more than anybody but that doesn't mean he qualify to be god,all i wonder and ponder all the time is how many fools like u can even believe a God can have anus and penix on himself and that functional because Jesus visits toilet to urinate and shitt same way ur ogogoro drinking father does in ur dilapidated traditional toilet full of Egusi and egba shitt. Can any human being dare say i lied ,that Jesus had anus ? How can a God go to toilet for godsake ? It's embarrassing and uncalled for. God don't need any disgusting and nasty creation on to himself,he is ever pure,he is great and owned all that existed.

Oluwasaeon:
Kenya

TrollKiller:
Dude, before you send that pm...
Dude, before you quote that moniker with a (f) attached in order to chyke her....
Dude, before you waste your time DMing a fellow dude .....
Hear me out first....

Most of the female monikers here are as fake as Bleep. Especially those ones that always say what guys want to hear (you'll always find them in sexual threads discussing sex matters with their fellow.males. blokes think they're chatting with a lady but they don't know warris going on )

They crave attention but since they cannot get it using their real male profiles, they create fake female ones to get attention from unsuspecting guys looking for love and friendship.
How to identify them


1. They open attention seeking threads regularly. The real female users are very real about their shit and post topics that are real and not some imaginary shit.
They are also the accounts that open a thread like "I am new here" or "New nairalander here" immediately they register. Just know that their attention seeking has just begun.
2. Their most active section is romance section... You'll rarely see them in other sections unless it hits FP... Their home base is romance section... That's where they want to get that attention they crave so badly.

3. They insult and cause trouble for no reason at all.
When the sweet talk and attention threads doesn't work anymore, they switch to aggressive mode and go from thread to thread mentioning peeps and insulting from for one lame reason or no reason at all.

4. The account dies off very early.
The longest period these fake accounts can last is 6 months-1 year (though we have exceptions). You'll just see that you don't see them online any longer. They just die out without warning. This happens cause the males behind these catfish accounts are tired of faking it so they just drop it all together.
To identify a real female.profile, check her previous topics and see what they're about. If she has been posting consistently for close to 2 or more years, there is a high chance that the account is a real female account

5. Their profile picture
This almost always gives them away. Since their goal is to attract attention from their follow guymen to themselves, they use very flashy photos like

A. Photos with big butts shown (exception is rokiatu)
B. Photos with big bosoms shown (exception is Sweetbuns and rokiatu(deactivated))
C. Photos with impossibly fine face shown (exception is farano,starbucks and oguagua (deactivated))

Ask them to prove their identity and you'll heat excuses or be ignored totally.
The real females hardly post their pictures (example is dominiquee) [pls don't ban me] and so on.

Female monikers that are real are either moderately active or not really active
Unlike some so called (f) monikers that are online 24/7 seeking attention.





So, feed your brain with knowledge and ignore these bastards posing as daughters of Eve.

My 2 Hicks bro

Maryjane001:
I never do man finish....na woman i go come dey do...
Lmao

Maryjane001:
Op said "sexually"
I cannot be sexually attracted to my fellow female na

Leezah:
Guess!

SweetCunt97:
Happy Birthday to Me Too

Omar09:
Like one dude rightly pointed out that there are three things that are overrated in this life: girls, relationships and sex!

Tbh Life without a girlfriend is really wonderful and I am not exaggerating it. Right now I'm dating books now. Books don't get jealous or angry when I don't open it. Plus I get something in return

Leezah:
Why are you Nigerians doubt?

Leezah:
:DWhat are the mischievous/naughtiness things you have done so far?

Leezah:

Millenniumlady:
Tall cute guy a little bit muscle well behave with a heart full of generosity and must be big down

Phenomenal16:
..really niggar

Jacqueline22:
Picture or I don’t believe

Jacqueline22:
Are you trying to say you are 0% qulified? Anyways guys like that are rare tho.

DaddyMorenike:
lol, no nah. Shebi its when I see it.

ubunja:
it's not karma. It's the approach guys take when they want a wife that makes them lose.

. And please karma doesn't exist. That's why politicians will die rich and the Illuminati is still unpunished. If karma only acts when love crimes are concerned as opposed to real life crimes then fvck karma. Its useless as hell.

pcguru1:
I apologize , sometimes I get alot of disses and insults so I assumes the person was trying to be offensive, now I feel extremely apologetic knowing it was just a joke. I truly feel bad for that.

missimelda01:
I have no such intention

chrizdave:
Lol. I ain't talking about no dating drill that you have to memorize and cram. I'm talking about you changing your mindset.

Kollinzgee decided to let his guards down and
downplay what women can do when you give them the upper hand..

Once you have the game in you, it affects everything around you..

Enjoy your SIMP ony Mr.