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Romance › Re: Why Do Men Feel Tired After Love Making? by Albertone(m): 9:37pm On Jan 06, 2019
Men get tired after s3x??

So i too will get tired when i start "doing it"?I no do again,make i kuku join reverend fathers...
Romance › Re: Reason Why Nigerian Men Should Marry Foreign Women by Albertone(m): 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2019
Op is saying the truth but... He created a thread and turned it upside down himself!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Boring To Chat With by Albertone(m):
[quote author=Rextizzle post=74268210]Chat with a Nigeria girl, then chat with a foreign girl, you will know the difference.

the only reason naija girls will take your chat serious is when they ask you for money or recharge card. grin

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Crime › Re: Lady Attacks Her Only Daughter With Blade Over Meat Theft (graphic Photos) by Albertone(m): 12:10pm On Jan 04, 2019
How heartless!
But I can boldly say I have never stolen anything in my life before.When I open the pot,my mum knows I am hungry and looking for food not meat.
No one has ever believed me when I tell them.
Travel › Re: A Nairalander Shares Pictures Of New Year Fireworks In New Zealand by Albertone(m): 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2019
femijck:
English is the main and official language .
OK thanks
Travel › Re: A Nairalander Shares Pictures Of New Year Fireworks In New Zealand by Albertone(m): 7:18pm On Jan 01, 2019
femijck:
While the world is still waiting for 2019, let’s share some photos from those of us who are already in the new year.
FIY NZ is 12 hours ahead of Nigeria at the moment. Which makes it the second fastest time in the world with Samoa leading with just one Hour.

Pictures taken at the Auckland sky tower
Is English widely spoken there?
Family › Re: Is It Right To Have A Favourite Child As A Parent? by Albertone(m):
Ok
Romance › Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by Albertone(m): 3:17pm On Dec 24, 2018
kunleweb:
Ebere grow up. You're much more better than this
What's wrong with what she said?
Romance › Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by Albertone(m):
Eberechi24:
Dear Teenage boy, Why are you angry that you didn't Bleep pussy you spend your hard earned money (#500) on?. Why are you gyrating over Nairaland crying foul that you have no girlfriend or your girlfriend dumb you? Why are campaigning for alpha male and how you are joining the alpha male crew? Why are you dumb and stupid?
Most guys you tag alpha males have no problem with their lives, they parents laid solid foundation for them, they can spend their life savings on women because they don't know the value of money. Their parents planned their lives right from womb, They grew up in connections but you, you have nothing, your parents could have given you the world but they don't have, This alone should make you angry at yourself but no, you spend energy thinking about girls that should deserve you or one that destroy your life. You should be angry you are broke, you should be angry you don't know what shape your life will take from 5yeras from now. You should be mad at yourself!!

The funny thing is that some of the young men you look up to as alpha male as you all tagged it won't help you, ask them for business idea, or even money to support your career/business, they won't give but ask them for tips to lay different women, they will give you, even give you link to porn sites, give you money for ashawo joint, give you for subscription just to mess up your life. Why not use your common sense?
What happens After sleeping with those girls? Will it add value to your life? Will you add money to your account. No, what will happen las las is that those girls you slept with will move on with their life, get married happily and start building their lives and families while you keep hopping from one pussy to another with no vision.
Tomorrow you start swearing for village people.

Dear Teenage boy, Set your priorities right, village people won't visit you. We are almost done with 2018, What do you have for 2019?
There is this feeling you get when everyone is doing something but you have not experienced it.When they are gisting about it,its either you keep mute or you tell lies.

Also,at teenage age,the urge is at its peak.The strong attraction towards the opposite sex is almost uncontrollable.
Career › Re: What Skill I Can I Learn In 3 Months While I Wait For NYSC? by Albertone(m): 6:35pm On Dec 09, 2018
tempex88:
Learn another language. French or german
How is it lucrative?
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Student Stabs Schoolmate To Death In Ekiti During 'Juju Contest' by Albertone(m): 5:24pm On Dec 07, 2018
TONYE001:
Well, I didn't. But one fact is obvious: people didn't do their jobs. The gateman, the teachers, you name it.
Rule out the Gateman because there are many shortcuts.Its in the hands of the teachers so you may be right
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Student Stabs Schoolmate To Death In Ekiti During 'Juju Contest' by Albertone(m): 5:17pm On Dec 07, 2018
OlujobaSamuel:
Leave am ooo, even me wet go boarding, we still get students wet Dey go home to bring jazz and weapon. We get one guy (Gbobo) for my set, even if you open gate make everyone pass for free, na jungle e go pass
Abi o.E no know say jungle shortcut plenty for public school
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Student Stabs Schoolmate To Death In Ekiti During 'Juju Contest' by Albertone(m): 5:02pm On Dec 07, 2018
TONYE001:
How was the said student able to leave the school premises without any permit? From the story, I reckon school had not closed.

Secondly, how was he able to pass through the gate with weapons without being detected?

Thirdly, how on earth would our school children be arguing over some stupid contest? How did they manage to have the extra time for this? No class work? No assignments? Juju contest, of all things?

When he brought out the weapon, I expect that there may have been some sort of noise by the other students. Was there no teacher on ground to hurry down to the location and arrest the situation?

Questions, questions, questions!
I'm sure you never attended a public school in your secondary school days
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 8:14am On Dec 06, 2018
Uglymugg:
Okay then, you asked for it! smiley
That doesnt answer the question...
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 7:55am On Dec 06, 2018
Uglymugg:
You've started again. I left you last time becuase you were disgusted. I hope you are stronger now, because if you make me start, i will never stop this time around.
Lolz...Are u seriously gay?
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m):
Boxer007:
Brother. Would you suk my dik while am taking a $hit? Kindly name your price and how much pls?
E-diot
Romance › Re: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by Albertone(m): 11:39pm On Dec 05, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Haaaaa shocked
Twas very devastating...
Romance › Re: Most Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done by Albertone(m): 11:05pm On Dec 05, 2018
I wanted to take a selfie while posing with a loaded gun to my head.Instead of me to press the capture button,i pulled the trigger....The rest they say is history
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m):
Boxer007:
Brother. Can we link up and Please can you suck dik good?
Senselessness of the highest order
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hiv Dating Network In Nigeria by Albertone(m): 10:43pm On Dec 05, 2018
Uglymugg i found a dating thread for you
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2018
funmisticqueen:
i use men's sperm for rituals and some other things
Sarcastic i guess?
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m):
Boxer007:
I am Gay
Uglymugg
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 10:24pm On Dec 05, 2018
Colourich:
You will be surprised if I tell you how many people that know me here. Anyways, even if no one knows me, I like to keep my secret, don't want anyone using it against me in this forum.
Ok,your choice wink
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 10:12pm On Dec 05, 2018
Colourich:
Its a dirty secret, I wonder why I should say it on nairaland when I refused to tell anyone. You can't play on our intelligence.
Its a faceless forum.You can choose to say it unless someone who knows you physically is here...
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 10:10pm On Dec 05, 2018
[quote author=Uglymugg post=73587075][/quote]Jez stop being gayy
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 10:05pm On Dec 05, 2018
Uglymugg:
At least I have one friend on this site.
...which is stupidity
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m): 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2018
Uglymugg:
I have an armpit fetish. I've only found one girl that loved it. But she was nastier than me so it worked out.
I've always known you to be sick in the head...gay oshi
Romance › Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by Albertone(m):
hmmm
Romance › Re: I Wonder Why Some Guys Will Get Erecktion While Dancing With A Girl In A Party? by Albertone(m): 8:26pm On Dec 04, 2018
SMH
Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Have A Hard On When Rocking Her Ass ?? by Albertone(m): 5:29pm On Dec 04, 2018
Still on still,lemme leave the matter for the club goers again...
Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Get an attention While Grinding? by Albertone(m): 5:19pm On Dec 04, 2018
Lemme leave the matter for club goers...
Romance › Re: SEE THIS: How to Permanently Memorize Any Number in 10 Seconds [Picture] by Albertone(m): 8:34pm On Dec 01, 2018
FoolishBoy419:
Unlike you brainwaahed christians, i dont believe in one yeye god. The joke is on you.
Well,your moniker says it all so no one has the luxury of time to waste on you.

Even normal people find it difficult to get to me,let alone you!

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