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Romance › Re: SEE THIS: How to Permanently Memorize Any Number in 10 Seconds [Picture] by Albertone(m): 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2018
This FoolishBoy419 is not mature at all.

We need no soothsayer to tell us that this guy was using an umbrella when God was throwing down brains to humans.
Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by Albertone(m): 10:27am On Dec 01, 2018
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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Albertone(m): 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2018
Hmm...
Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by Albertone(m):
I can relate to all.
Health › Re: 5 Reason Why Bitter Leaf Is Good For You by Albertone(m): 7:05am On Nov 30, 2018
Bitter leaf is very medicinal o.If only...










Boxer007 and uglymugg can take bitter leaf and cure their gayism!
Celebrities › Re: Die-hard Fan Of Burna Boy Gets A Tattoo To Match His Love (photo) by Albertone(m):
Burna boy issa fine boy o.
Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Photos From Actress Lota Chukwu's 29th Birthday by Albertone(m):
She is very beautiful,pretty and gorgeous.
Sports › Re: Enganamouit’s Home In Cameroon Vandalised After Penalty Miss Against Nigeria by Albertone(m):
Doesnt he have security details?
Celebrities › Re: The Chef Chi, Chioma Makeup Free Photos by Albertone(m):
ok
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 11:02pm On Nov 29, 2018
Uglymugg:
Shut up pussy boi. Your sweet ass belongs to me, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You're my fvcktoy. You do not speak unless you're spoken to. YOu don' not moved unless you are moved. Now shut up and bend over. You think you know how to troll, bitch? I will fvck you till you love me.
I wont reply you again but guess what...i will TORMENT you on nairaland till u run away.
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 10:51pm On Nov 29, 2018
Uglymugg:
I prefer to bang your own ass Albertone. I know you want it. Show me that sweet little juggly ass crack let me split it into two with my penis cap and release my essence inside those warm anus. wink don't be shy babe. kiss I promise to tongue your fartbox when I'm done.

Will you call me 'terninator' while I'm drilling you? Pls booboo, call me sweet names.-
Never in your life make such joke with me again!Also,quit porn...The only help i can render you is ....
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Give your life to christ...
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 10:46pm On Nov 29, 2018
lefulefu:
see dis guy grin grin oo u dont know i worship ladies wit azz cheesy if no be ukwucious ladies na wich one i go come dey follow angry grin
Ah!u try.Me no want dem.Dem fit shorten persin lifespan sef!
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 10:03pm On Nov 29, 2018
lefulefu:
haha grin grin
lol...The more reason i dont go clubbing.Imagine jamming those kin azz in d club.The soldier must to "stand attention"
On a more serious note,hope no be dose kin babes u dey do in real life?Person fit die untop dem o!
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m):
Boxer007:
I am not gay sir, I have balls. Bro i will change your mind by inviting you to an upcoming gay wedding in marina
Go and declare your gay self to the police station
Romance › Re: I Discovered New Thing About Me Today by Albertone(m): 9:51pm On Nov 29, 2018
Uglymugg:
Why doesn't it burst and stain car seats, or church chairs when they sit down?
Cos ass skin is thicker than any ballon or nylon so why will it burst??
Just so you know,if a lady does not visit the toilet in 2days,her butt will get more plumpy...








Poo box!
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 9:42pm On Nov 29, 2018
lefulefu:
but why call me this booty bandit thread nau grin grin
u know i dont swing that way
i only swing to this type of feminine,soft and bouncy azzes cheesy
D guy matter just tire jor.no vex
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modified:Waris dis?Azz or poo box?
Uglymugg your food is ready!!!
Romance › Re: I Discovered New Thing About Me Today by Albertone(m): 9:13pm On Nov 29, 2018
Uglymugg:
I'm like you Op but I really love ass.


I can't explain why. But women with big ass really activates my primitive brain. I get offended when people say stuff like, "Na shiit full there." Because it's just not true. I was so annoyed one day I decided to study the digestive system of human females, and I found that shiit was actually stored in the Large intestine, which is closer to the stomach than it is to the ass.

Thanks for reading. smiley
FYI...Ladies ass are widely known as POO BOX.
Romance › Re: I Discovered New Thing About Me Today by Albertone(m): 9:11pm On Nov 29, 2018
...When stupidity runs through the veins instead of blood.SMH
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Now High In Demand by Albertone(m): 9:03pm On Nov 29, 2018
Boxer007:
Brother please be nice. Have you tried something called gallop? You suck a guys diknow while hectoring a $hit. I honestly believe you will enjoy it sir. Can I have your number please so we discuss?
Why wasting your time?.I know of a handsome dude around here,i think hez called lefulefu.Oya goan meet him and carry your Godforsaken self outta here...








Faqqot...
Romance › Re: VAGINA: Look At The Vagina I Drew — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Albertone(m): 8:54pm On Nov 29, 2018
abduljabbar4:
No its the same app but it has in-app purchases. its about 1k or alternatively, you can download the full version on the net
Thank you very much...
Romance › Re: VAGINA: Look At The Vagina I Drew — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Albertone(m): 8:15pm On Nov 29, 2018
abduljabbar4:
There are so many apps to choose from but i think the best one is autodesk sketchbook pro. Thats the one i use
Thanks a lot.Are autodesk and sketchbook pro two different apps?
Crime › Re: Lagos CP Orders Posthumous Trial Of F-SARS Operative Who Killed LASTMA Official by Albertone(m): 2:43pm On Nov 29, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
I don't believe that SARS boy did anything wrong. Its against the law to stop the vehicle of a uniform man in traffic. When I was still working for road safety many years back I once stopped the convoy of an army general. What my eyes saw that day words cannot describe. I was beaten black and blue before being sat down and educated about the constitution.
Read again.The SARS guy was in MUFTI.Which means he didnt wear a uniform...
Romance › Re: How I Bought My First Car At 19 That Got People Talking - Destined Boy by Albertone(m): 11:39pm On Nov 28, 2018
elshizzy:
Well, most of us don't wanna blow our horns out loud. But since you've started it. I got my first car @ the age of 17. Funny enough it was an SUV. Fast forward..... Am on the 3rd car now. (TOL)
Awon temi n'chache...
If u knw u knw
Romance › Re: Men Shall Look Better Wearing Dress By 2019 by Albertone(m): 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2018
Boxer007:
No thanks. Femails are nasty. Brother, please can you kindly suck dik good?
I am done with you!God forsaken troll!You disgust me with your homosexuality.And...









Dont bother to quote me cos i wont reply!
Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Will NOT Defeat Boko Haram In 20 Years By Mayowa Tijani by Albertone(m):
No single billion dollar was spent on our army.The condition of our army is even deteriorating.Whenever they claimed so so and so money is used to empower our soldiers,the only change these soldiers see is that Boko haram are more equipped and more fierce.No doubt,the money is being used to sponsor boko haram and not our soldiers.
Another thing is,boko haram's intelligence is very strong.They have their members scattered all over the millitary.These BH members provide information of the next line of action of our soldiers to fellow BH.Could you believe that part of the soldiers deployed to the north east consist of BH members?

Then,how on earth are BH importing their weapons without any restriction at the border?
How on earth are they training their BH personnels on the usage of weapons without anyone hearing the sounds of grenades,bombs,guns e.t.c Not even bumping into their training ground?
Nigeria could have called UNO for help but Nigeria refused.Boko haram supporters are within but we dont know!
Romance › Re: Men Shall Look Better Wearing Dress By 2019 by Albertone(m): 10:56pm On Nov 28, 2018
Boxer007:
Brother can I buy you a lovely pink pyjamas with a leather purse?
Sure you can!






I'll give it to my sister...
Romance › Re: Men Shall Look Better Wearing Dress By 2019 by Albertone(m): 9:19pm On Nov 28, 2018
Boxer007:
Prison? Brother do you realise prison is full men, men, men? Sounds like am already turning you on sir. We
Yea,prison is full of men who will take turns to ram poo outta ur sorry ass.

Godforbid you turn me on
Romance › Re: Men Shall Look Better Wearing Dress By 2019 by Albertone(m): 9:03pm On Nov 28, 2018
Boxer007 14years imprisonment no fear you?
I just imagine knowing you physically and you trying to touch me homosexually....









If i dont dislocate your wrist joint,then I'll be damned forever!
Romance › Re: It's Only Nigeria Girls That Eats On Dates Like Hungry Wolves by Albertone(m): 8:51pm On Nov 28, 2018
Those girls never jam oyinbo man.He takes you out on a date,you both split the bills.

Some ladies will eat and eat and still carry take-away for their starving siblings.Another day,the siblings will be like "Sister mi,aren't you going on a date today?Because we are hungry o"
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love, Please Where Do I Jump From? by Albertone(m): 5:32pm On Nov 28, 2018
InvestorO:
You two can get a room
As for you Albertone,your two left leg there
So you have two left legs??I givvup on you,Just accept the advice i gave you and do it diligently.
Romance › Re: I Want To Fall In Love, Please Where Do I Jump From? by Albertone(m): 4:47pm On Nov 28, 2018
finalboss:
Lols i knw jor
You con do face like pesin wey dey vex lol

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