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NYSCRe: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Albertone(m): 1:25pm On May 18, 2022
DonroxyII:
Religion is being attacked bro:
Offpoint!


Mooh247:
cool
Africans are generally wicked

Last week 2 men got lynched in Delta state over a bike

Two weeks back two soldiers were beheaded in Imo state

Go through Cultist Update post on Nairaland, every day young men butcher themselves for no reason

Go through Udele/ Oyigboupdate post every week someone got killed every Monday sit at home


It's high time we stand completely against killing of all manners regardless of the reasons

killing is not allowed under Nigerian constituition , criminal code, penal code or Sharia law

.
Where did you see anything relating to religion in this young man's post??
PoliticsRe: The Drug And Sex Lives Of Boko Haram Terrorists by Albertone(m): 1:22pm On May 18, 2022
So this is what Choilila passes through cry cry
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 12:08pm On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
[s][/s]

You are fugly.
keep crying, please Crack your brain for more comebacks.
It is rack not crack.
Go school,you say na banter you wan banter.

Better join Almajiri to beg Money so you can do plastic surgery.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 12:06pm On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
Childish Gemini you are fugly.
I'm not dragging words with you. I'm just honest.
Stop the double standards shii.
You can't be ugly and be calling people ugly.

I told you to pick a judge to judge my pics.Lets see how you're the one with an eye defect.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 12:04pm On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
you are fugly.
I don't masturbate.
Even if I want to I will use people like this.
I just screenshot you pic to point out the features you lack to be appealing to me.
Yeah.You use pictures of people that will never notice you till you leave earth.

A man is not judged by looks but by his ability to provide(his pocket).But women are judged by their attractiveness.
You are unattractive.Even lowlifes will steer clear of you.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 12:01pm On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
you are fugly.
Say something else.

You so ugly you've been winning most ugly person in the world competition since you were born.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 11:56am On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
my baboon abeg rest..
You are not appealing to me.
You don't have sharp jawline,deep set of eyes neither high cheekbones bones.
With you sour face like a flour consuming a large amount of oil. Teeth like opener, flat nose spreading out like a branches of tree.
I knew it!
Something was masturbating rigorously and vigorously to my picture last night.I felt it,I never knew it was an ape.
You had to quickly save fineboy's picture on your phone grin

Why will you ever want me to resemble those mallams that fvck you for 50 naira per round?
They married you off to terrorists so you can be useful for once in your life.

Boobs?No!
Ass?No!
Beauty?No!
Thick thighs?No!
Wide hips?No!
Figure 8?No!
Damn!You can only be useful to malos.
NYSCRe: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Albertone(m): 11:49am On May 18, 2022
DonroxyII:
I just thanK God Religion was introduced into Africa Albeit the World. What Many Don't understand is that This World is a Jungle and if not for Many People incarcerated by religion Doctrines, Humanity would have killed itself Finish especially Africa here where it is nothing but Wickedness:
All the killings he mentioned,where did you see anything relating to religion there?
You just want to berate religion.

If not for the christianity religion,it'll be worse than this.

Imagine the whole of Africa belongs to that religion of piss,we would all be extinct by now.
NYSCRe: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Albertone(m): 11:44am On May 18, 2022
Albertone:
You look like a core northerner hence,my initial phobia for you.

You mind if I send you a DM?
Sheiszainab

When you were preaching islam unnecessarily to me,you were sounding all nice.Just so I can accept what you're saying.

Now you're done talking about islam,you aired me.Meaning it's only your Islamic preaching that made you communicate with me.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 11:38am On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
Then you can stop quoting my moniker around every thread on NL for cheap attentions and notifications about you.
Is that why you ran away from your previous monikers??
I'm your worst nightmare grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 11:36am On May 18, 2022
Choilila:
Yes, you are not like the guys I like.
Not everyone sees beauty in a every person, like I don’t see anything alluring in you.


Then you can stop quoting my moniker around every thread on NL for cheap attentions and notifications about you.


None of my business with one's status or influence.
I go with the definition of appealing features they have.


Look at the pic below. He's not a celebrity, just a Nairalander, I knew nothing about.

The order day, I was stating the features I find attractive in Men which most Nigerian men lack but can be found in other races and other part of Africa especially the north and east .
And guess what? he proved me that not all Men lack that in Nigeria.
And the moment he dropped the picture, I swear I appreciated him and told him "you are lucky enough to have to sharp features".


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Albertone keep your sorrows, you are not good enough to appeal me.
Stop trying to force me to accept your order.


Go learn about horizontal body.

Horizontal Body Shape is the relationship between your chest, waist and hips to legs .
Tall people can have long body and short legs [vice versa ]
Short people can have short body vs long legs [vice versa ]




you are fugly
Stop with long episode, I can feel the pains of trying to prove urself.
I don't need to appeal to you.Not interested in orangutans either.

Who first started the quoting? So you're tired now,eh?You never see anything!

Those with the appealing features your like have high standards and will never come down to your level.You can only masturbaté vigorously to their pictures,you can never have them.

That guy is nothing special.He is just an average guy like me.He just keeps his beards and he is light skinned.Sicko!

The emboldened is bull crap coming from a quack nurse.
We have different body types such as Horizontal body type,Vertical body type,Triangle body type,Linear body type,Bombshell body type.
These body types are largely dependent on genetics.There is no hard rule that states a tall person must have long torso and short legs and vice versa.
Take that idea back into your maggot infested pussy.

You,a baboon descendant,aren't appealing to the sight yet,you are saying a guy doesn't appeal or whatever.
Ain't that double standards??
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Hear In Their Eardrum When You Ask Them For Friendship? by Albertone(m): 11:10am On May 18, 2022
Bizstud:
Let's forget opposite gender. How did your friendship begin with your friends? Being friends with someone is a natural thing.it just flows. If she says when did you become friends, simply ask if you were foes?
The way we guys make friends is different from females.It flows naturally for males but require a deliberate effort for females.

The fact that we are not foes doesn't mean we are friends....we could be acquaintances.
RomanceRe: Where Are Those Guys That Drool Over Northern Girls? by Albertone(op): 11:05am On May 18, 2022
sissoko22:
Why make it a northern issue, when Igbos barely married to different clan.
It's a general problem.
It's not an igbo thing.It's a family thingy.
I can't count the number of igbo and non igbo marriages.
But I can't say same for northerners!



So how did this relate to what I was saying??
The way south east talk about education as if they're the most educated people in Nigeria.
For God sake a demented Kanu is your leader.
You all find the slightest of excuses to have a go north and the entire Muslims.
Nobody is making a generalisation of Igbos been a barbarian for slaughtering that lady and her husband.
You guys are hypocrite
RomanceRe: Will You Allow Your Spouse Marry For A Green Card by Albertone(m): 11:37pm On May 17, 2022
Nazgul:
Lol...$11 per hour for 7 hours is $77.

$77 multiplied by 30 days would give you $2,310.

That amount wouldn't even take care of your accommodation for a month. In Houston accomodation apartment starts $1,800 per month. You've not added bills like electricity which should be around $60-$130, water, gas, state tax, feeding...etc.

$11 per hour is peanuts if you must know. unless you're squatting with family members who would shoulder more than 95% of your expenses, then you can actually save from it.

And yes I maintain my stand that if you're not going to America with a detailed blueprint on how to manage your life, you'd end up on the streets.

About living illegally, what job can you possibly get as an illegal immigrant? And yes no one would actually bother you if you're provided you stay out of crime. But there's someone who won't wait for you, he's name is time.

Before you blink, you've blown 5-10 years of your life almost clocking 40 living from pay check to pay check. Is it really worth it? Why not plan yourself properly before exiting Nigeria so that you can get settled within 2-3 years and start earning something decent?
Living that kind of life, you'll have to be frugal as much as possible.
Move to smaller cities,live in a shared apartment,e.t.c.Illegals don't pay income taxes which is a huge plus.

You can get shop attendant, salesperson, cashier, waiter,barman/woman, doorman/woman, cleaning, mowing, dishwashing, factory, security e.t.c jobs.

Now,why would any sane person live in that type of condition for that long?You should be smart enough to get papers in max two years time.

However,I quite agree with you that proper planning and legal route is the best.
But not everyone has the means to go legally.It's expensive and you know it.
RomanceRe: After 11 Round Of Sex - Here's What Happens by Albertone(m): 11:22pm On May 17, 2022
OKOATA:
Lol. Na lie be that 11 rounds talk thing. I remember the day I drink black bullet and smoked some MJ. The babe sef did the same. I never Fvxk like that before, for more than 3 hours we were just going on resting a little in-between.
Next morning body tell me and she herself no fit do anything. I weak she weak na so we just naked we no fit do anything, na until I got some fruits and we both massaged that we could do another round. So some 1 round sef na like 10 rounds o..
So after being worn out,the little strength you gained, you still used it for sex again??

Do you know it can cause heart failure like the case of this guy?
Sex is highly cardiovascular.Your heart strains itself to pump blood during long period of sex.
If the heart gets tired of straining,it will stop working.
RomanceRe: After 11 Round Of Sex - Here's What Happens by Albertone(m):
greymiles:
He came back alive to tell them
Haven't you heard of Fuckometer?
It counts number of rounds and thrusts when placed on a génitalia.

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RomanceRe: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Albertone(m): 11:08pm On May 17, 2022
FalseProphet1:
No breast, no buttocks and you say beauty is internal? My sister, will he romance your intestineshuh
Choilila dey are asking you.
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Hear In Their Eardrum When You Ask Them For Friendship? by Albertone(m): 11:07pm On May 17, 2022
Bizstud:
You are right. You need no permission to befriend anybody. Just strike conversation with the person. If it flows, friendship already began.
You might see her as a friend but she might not see you as one.

Nothing hurts more that you saying "But we are friends" and she replies "When did we become friends?"
RomanceRe: Will You Allow Your Spouse Marry For A Green Card by Albertone(m): 11:02pm On May 17, 2022
Nazgul:
Most people that leave the shores of Nigeria this way end up on the streets in America cos they end up doing drugs or petty crime to survive.

It's more difficult to survive in America than Nigeria, cos their standard of living is way higher than ours.

If I must leave the shores of this country it must be legally, I either run my MSC program or through E1 (entrepreneur visa) where I can go and begin my own business or get a reasonable job after my MSC program.

Going there with no plan aside marrying for green card will put you on the streets, then jail and a possible deportation.

So I cannot marry for green card.
Beautiful piece of nonsense.
I visited my family members in the US for a month.With all I saw and was told,what you typed up there is ****

One can be in the US illegally for donkey years and nobody will disturb know you.The moment you do crime(asides living illegally ofcourse) is when you're inviting problem.
As an illegal, you can be earning $11 per hour or even more.
Their standard of living is high and their income is enough to cater for their bills undecided

THIS POST IS NOT IN ANYWAY PROMOTING ILLEGALITY OR BREAKING THE LAW.
RomanceRe: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by Albertone(m): 10:51pm On May 17, 2022
What dyu expect from a bad boy grin

RomanceRe: Ladies: Would You Marry A Younger Man? � by Albertone(m): 10:43pm On May 17, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Op I think the question should have been would you marry a much older man with a lot of age gap?

Then feel free to sit back and consume the lies you'll be feeded with.
No be only feeded na needed
RomanceRe: Ladies: Would You Marry A Younger Man? � by Albertone(m): 10:40pm On May 17, 2022
virginprincess:
I can't marry someone younger than i'm,never, i love mature and right thinking men.
How will you judge maturity and right thought with age?
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 7:13pm On May 17, 2022
Choilila:
[s]



maybe the picture you posted wasn't urs.
If so, why are you complaining? or why did you decided to post it after 2years of the battle?
You are not as good as the men I like.


Lol, and you neither have those.
I still add them in my alluring features.
from your pic I can tell that you have short torso vs long legs which result to none of the below you mentioned.


You are not Allure to me.
pls stop crying.
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You were the one yapping about me not being like the guys you like.I don't want a bitch to like me either.
Those guys, you can only crush on them.One,they are mostly celebrities you only see on tv or online.Two, if they aren't celebs,their status is way higher than yours.They will only relate with their kind not a low life.
So keep your childish infatuation and face reality.

I willingly posted my picture for you to confirm my handsomeness.It's unfortunate that it's only abokis,bandits,boko haram that you appreciate.

Short torso vs long legs.What is unusual about that?Most tall people are like that so??

You must be dumb to be comparing male physique with female physique.
Are men required to have boobs,ass, beautiful face, thick thighs that you'll never have?
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 12:42pm On May 17, 2022
Choilila:
Albertone you are fugly no Allure of attraction.
Stop all this.
since 2020 I thought I was bragging with an angel with charming features that can collapse a heart not knowing it was one black monkey.

Seriously I'm very disappointed.
Are you also an angel with charming features that can collapse a heart?
If I'm like those men you claim to like and I posted my picture, you'll still be the one to say it's fake.

You should first be disappointed in yourself for being the opposite of pulchritudinous.
Even my dog can't be attracted to you.
Till you leave this forum, I'll continue to be your nightmare until you become fine,have boobs,ass,hips and thick thighs.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 11:40am On May 17, 2022
Choilila:
Kiaaa you have to quoted X2.
Albertone seriously sorry, you are really fugly.

I thought Yoruba are all good looking until I saw your picture.
Pick any known Nairalander as a judge and let the person tell If I'm good looking or not.Since eye dey pain you.Don't pick a troll.

You call someone ugly meanwhile I'm doubting if it's really the God that created humans that created you.Cos you are misfit.You're edo but the edo people I know are pretty.
Maybe it's cos it's fulani men that bang you.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen & Soldiers In All-Night Shootout In Onitsha by Albertone(m): 10:57am On May 17, 2022
Luambo89:
Reinforcement teams shoot for hours after any attack. That's the typical Nigerian Army.
You mean even without enemies in sight?

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