₦airaland Forum

Hayee:
Pastor don join Dem to cry

Anyways I'm not even thinking of maturing fast even at my age

Thirty is still the best for me to settle down ooo.
Wail from from now till tomorrow my life, my decision

But why do I feel men feel threatened about things like this I thought you guys don't care about us and you are going your own way

You thought it was in your Papa's generation were you will spread your wild oats and when you are ready to settle down you will see one well mannered virgin girl waiting for you

Now since our generation no get good girl again na to they beg or shame girls into marrying early

Person wey no won't to marry early or God say make e no marry early no go marry early okay
If e pain you argue with your keyboards

VERY FUNNY AND CONFUSED LOGICAL GENDER

The older a lady gets,the less attractive she becomes.

At 35 years old,If I bring a 30 year old home,my momce go ask me "Wetin dey happen?You no see young young girls marry na this mama you con see"

helinues:
Baba n la mistake.

There are some many people that have not lived alone for just 3 yeara to experience life on their own.

So if the pastor is advising ladies to get married at 20, is he saying they should combine education with marriage?

Would they be financially, psychologically and emotionally ready for marriage at that age?

By 23, person suppose don grad.

A lady doesn't have to be financially stable before she marry.She can have that stability after marriage.

Most of them go don tear eye finish if you no catch dem young.

Cantonese:
A little bro.

Shin tao gying yaaa??

ZombieTERROR:
SMH
little wonder human life means nothing in the shithole.

SMH
little wonder why reputation and image mean nothing in the shithole.

9japride:
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I am not a grandpa. Nairaland should be for people of 18 years old and above. The kind of post I see reminds me of early secondary school, where we usually make jest of one another. The dick measuring post being seen here are mostly what is done is junior secondary school especially in free periods.

Don't be surprised majority here are full grown adults.

ZombieTERROR:
noooooo

they murdered someone in cold blood.

you can't pay for such. ever

Nooooo

They damaged the image of well meaning Nigerians.

You can't pay for such ever.

culf:
Loving him is different from loving how the economy is doing just like God love sinners but not sin.

If you don't love how the economy is doing,then why are you loving the person that made the economy like that?

Also, you are not God.God's ways are different from that of man.

ZombieTERROR:
[s] that's why it's a crime
they did it themselves
they will pay for it [/s]

Skull mining promotes the image of the country

that's why it's a crime too
they did it themselves too
they will pay for it too

goldony:
Prospective manager of stupidity,I wonder wat u can manage. Simply sink back into the maggot hole u crept out from, human beings are typing talking,u earthworm will squirm...
go and pick up ur brain,oh,u have none sef.

You are incoherent.

All I see is a flatina(female flatinö) being pained.
Direct your pain to your fellow ndi drug barons.

Odogwus.
Na always them flatinós.

culf:
I love this man Sha!!

You love failure..
No wonder Naija no dey move forward.

9japride:
It seems kids have taken over nairaland.

So what are you still doing here grandpa?
Your mates are déàd na.

Maghan37:
Good point but the population was a lot more than what i saw in the picture above and i was referring to the days of Jingo, and Prof Aluko.

Yes the population is usually in thousands.

Ogunbameru has been lecturing ssc101 in OAU(then unife) since the 80s.

ZombieTERROR:
they use their hands to peddle drugs
they will suffer it.and don't disturb others

Don't be so fixated on people's heads
when you have yours
use your own head and stop being a menace to society

you have been warned

But your people are tarnishing the image of Nigeria at large.
Find a legit business to do and stop making foreigners see all Nigerians as bad.

One can't even accommodate a Igbo abroad.Only them illegal immigrant,drug peddler.

PointZerom:
Tinubu remains the highest drug Baron in Nigeria.

Bring your proof.
At least proofs that biafraúd is using drugs to develop countries are scattered all over the net.

They even said many part of India's prison have your language as their lingua.Even prison warders are forced to learn it.

PointZerom:
Tinubu need Pampers.

So?
Go and buy it for him then.

Umu drug baron.

ZombieTERROR:
That's good for them...


they did the crime
they will do the time
they knew the risk involved from the onset


Not like those cannibals killing other people and selling their parts..
those bloody erudite skullers..
those good for nothing head hunters

You're pained you had to drag another tribe on a Igbo thread.
What developers cannot do does not exist.

Ifeanyi Charles Okuaka and Emmanuel Enuma Dike

When developers finally separate from Nigeria,cocaine will be their currency.

"Dike,you fit see 200g cocaine gimme for there?"
"Nna na only 50g cocaine remain for my hand"

Developers to the world...

Oil is to Nigeria.
Gold is to Ghana.
Cocaine is to Igbo developers republic.

??

Normally na first class in maths I take graduate o,but I don pass all these levels in maths I for solve am.

Maghan37:
I wish there are pictures available for Ph101, Ssc101, held at Amphi theatre in OAU. It is far worst but we still learn. It also as its own side attraction ( Beautiful babes).

Lol days of Prof.Ogunbameru(rtd).
Actually, amphi is well ventilated.It's almost like an open field with roof.This makes it a lot better.

stanliwise:
No, most university have enough space. We should be talking about fund to expand and management of fund

Fund is the main issue.If there is not fund, they can't expand.

Flexherbal:
There are better ways to please a lady than taking sex enhancement drugs na. RIP to him

So what is it that you're selling on your signature?

Mrxawe:
I go first use their mama count scores before they use me. No be today we dey fight cultists.

Opor it's plenty

IgboWarlord:
Males shouldn't count ooo... There are billions of male virgins on this planet..Before Uni,during Uni and after Uni..There are much more male virgins out there than anybody can guess.

Masturbation makes it easier to stay a virgin.
If not,konji go dey kill people.

Trustworthiness:
Shyness is part of good morals. Please continue. One's shyness left you, humanity will be nothing to you.

Bad advice

Born2Breed:
Why will he take a woman to an expensive place that he can't afford? E not go better for bro code.

A place doesn't necessarily have to be expensive before they sell expensive drinks.

There are some places you can buy beer of 350 naira.Same place you can buy Azul of 400 thousand naira.

HenryDion:
I hate broke guys. If you're broke, you have no business thinking about girls, talk of taking them out when you should be thinking of how to leave poverTEA. The waiter needs to be fired.

Because I'm not broke,I should use like 450k to buy drink for a woman??

If you don't spend wisely,money will finish and you'll be broke.

Joeyfizzo:
u get sense like this so? Reduce student intake u said

If their capacity is not enough for the students they admit, wouldn't it be wise to reduce it to what their capacity can take comfortably?

You don't know many unis are even short staffed.Low lecturer to student ratio.This is why many departments lose accreditation.