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PoliticsRe: Tinubu: No Amount Of Intimidation Can Stop Me by Albertone(m): 8:08am On Feb 21, 2022
Olunmercy56:
Oloshi omo
E pain am tongue
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: No Amount Of Intimidation Can Stop Me by Albertone(m): 2:55am On Feb 21, 2022
Olunmercy56:
The one your mum taught me cheesy
Ahn ahn and you want make dem empower you like this?

Werey omo grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: No Amount Of Intimidation Can Stop Me by Albertone(m): 11:04pm On Feb 20, 2022
Olunmercy56:
grin Grandpa before lavishing your money to these kings and people deceiving you, please empower me with #1 million to boost business. You need rest sir
Clito business?? grin
CelebritiesRe: Portable Confronts Fan Impersonating Him, Asks Him To Change Hair To Black by Albertone(m): 11:02pm On Feb 20, 2022
flokii:
This portable or whatever he calls himself should better take it easy.. many men have come and gone, people like damoche, dagrin omo ogun and co. may their souls continue to rest on.
You may think you have men, bodyguards, gang members etc. protecting you till you make just one small mistake and you cross to the other side sharpaly within minutes. Candle light ati RIP lo ma n gbeyin gbo gbo gra gra yen. Be humble, life no be anybody's mate.
Mo le ni kan pa e grin
CelebritiesRe: Portable Confronts Fan Impersonating Him, Asks Him To Change Hair To Black by Albertone(m): 11:01pm On Feb 20, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
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From youth to elderly to royal, Afonja is filled with skull mining murderers.
Dumbo that's a traditional god(statue).

Gold is to Ghana
Oil is to Venezuela
Drug is to biafraúd

Your flatinö leader was caught with drugs even in detention.

CelebritiesRe: Portable Confronts Fan Impersonating Him, Asks Him To Change Hair To Black by Albertone(m): 9:02pm On Feb 20, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
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You maybe but definitely not me.

That's why he told you he will Bleep your wife to your face and you cowered. Fool.
What are we saying, what are you saying?

Interestingly,you don't only peddle drugs,you consume it too.That's why you are typing unrelated things.

Umu drug peddler.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Confronts Fan Impersonating Him, Asks Him To Change Hair To Black by Albertone(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
When kids copied Ronaldo's half-moon hairstyle in 2002 and Cristiano Ronaldo's jerry curls around 2010, they weren't bothered.

This dirty, low budget Afonja entertainer reeks of low self-esteem. Instead of encouraging people for imitating him, he is displaying his insecurities.


He should be arrested for bullying because as far as I'm concerned, that young man has the right to any hairstyle he chooses and to the best of my knowledge, this dirty Afonja tout has not trademarked this hairstyle.
But this same dirty afonja get money pass your flatinö popcy na.
FamilyRe: How Can I Reject This Money From My Aunt by Albertone(m): 5:56pm On Feb 20, 2022
Candidlady:
Yeah iknow....



Mato ragazza can you help me ?
You don go carry meth again angry
FamilyRe: How Can I Reject This Money From My Aunt by Albertone(m): 5:51pm On Feb 20, 2022
Candidlady:
sad



Money that you pocket .... Only to come here to start seeking advice...



She sees you as broke.... Up your game....



You prolly look like you need that 1k that's why the poor lady keeps giving you...


Urgent 2k piller


Tueh god forbid


And this one too go call himself man...


MANure that's what you are
Omo you daft o.
HealthRe: Am I Depressed? [Picture] by Albertone(m):
HealthRe: Am I Depressed? [Picture] by Albertone(m):
HenryDion:
How do you manage to cook, or you prefer to order?

Cooking waste a lot of my time. Had to hire a cook and it was the best decision.
Levels cool

A live-in cook or you call her whenever you need her services.
RomanceRe: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by Albertone(m): 5:21pm On Feb 20, 2022
Mercychen:
Enough of the wailings above. She's talking about real men, Biko.
Olósho don talk grin


So If I don't buy iphone for my babe,she will say I don't love her?

This is how to know girls who love you for your money.
RomanceRe: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by Albertone(m): 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2022
Goldbw122:
If someone buy iphone for me I will say thank you and sell it to buy the latest andorid phone..
Wise mumú
RomanceRe: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by Albertone(m): 5:16pm On Feb 20, 2022
Where do all these leeches keep coming from.
E fit be Iyaebe the hungry vaginarian like that.
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m): 11:32am On Feb 20, 2022
Besto:
Like seriously

So for example I'm driving with all complete documents after a police check.

Police go just tell me say make we dey go station even after he has checked my papers and it's complete.

Then me I go begin submit like Dundee go the station on what grounds.
I think your problem is you think our police men are sane individuals who doesn't reason like animals.

They can falsely accuse you of armed robbery, possession of drugs e.t.c.
At the station,nobody will believe you if you deny it because normally, criminals do deny their crime.

We don't have a police,we only have legal criminals with uniform and gun.This is Nigeria not abroad.A lot of innocent people were charged to court by the police and sentenced to prison or death.

The best thing is have money to free yourself or know an important person i.e high ranking policeman,high ranking soldier, top politician or you have a good lawyer.
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m): 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Arrest everyone? The other people were driving in the direction that the entire road had been converted to. I had turned right into the road and was intercepted immediately by the police. I was from out of town and didn't know the road had been converted to a uni-directional road. I had always used that route before and it was bidirectional

So no, there were no "everyone" to arrest
Oh Understand now.
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m): 9:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Even When the entire two-lane road has been made unidirectional?
So why didn't they arrest everyone?
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m):
QuinModah:
By Ventura1 On Dec 21, 2015
Did this happen to you or it was culled from somewhere?
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m): 8:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
olaeffect:
Walahi you are correct 100%
Sometimes I will see the haircut some people rock and I will just shake my head.
You cant intentionally take out time to make yourself look like a criminal and then turn back and blame society from treating you like one.
Not making excuses for our criminals in uniform too ooo. Those ones are an entirely different matter altogether.
There is no where it is stated that as a criminal,you must do x cut, you must dress in x way,you must have x styles.

A criminal decides to wear ripped jeans doesn't make all ripped jeans wearers criminals.Ditto for hairstyles and the others.
FamilyRe: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Albertone(m): 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Lol! Forget o! Na make person no mis-waka. 2015 some eediot policemen detained me at Iyaganku police station Ibadan for allegedly driving one-way in a city whose inner streets I wasn't conversant with. Terrible experience.
That's not an excuse.
In Nigeria,you drive on the right side of the lane and not the left.
Driving one way means you were driving on the left lane.
CelebritiesRe: I Met My Fiancé On Tiktok - Chioma Jasmine Okafor, Mr. Ibu's Daughter by Albertone(m): 7:49pm On Feb 19, 2022
Animegirl:
Exactly!!

Nigerian men are something else.
Your dad is one.
RomanceRe: Ghetto Blues Chapter 7 by Albertone(m): 7:47pm On Feb 19, 2022
Newuser2022

You sent a PM.I'm unable to reply.

What do you wish to tell me?
CrimeRe: Images: Two Nigerians Arrested For Cocaine Trafficking In India by Albertone(m): 7:43pm On Feb 19, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
only a fool rates something higher than a human life.
Only a fool rates something higher than a country's reputation.
TravelRe: JTF Vehicle Crashes Into Bus In Osogbo While Chasing Yahoo Boys, Scores Injured by Albertone(m): 9:14am On Feb 19, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Afonja sef
Stop crime dem no go hear now see am! angry
Flat headed drug peddler too is talking grin

SportsRe: Doping Violations: Blessing Okagbare Reacts To 10-Year Ban by Albertone(m): 8:51am On Feb 19, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
fine girl..did you or did you not..Leave lawyers first
Fine girl with biceps,six packs,quadriceps and yam leg.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Smiles As He Wears Trendy Outfit In Brussels (Pictures) by Albertone(m): 8:47am On Feb 19, 2022
9japride:
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I don't really think full grown adults are engaging in trolling online ? People just deliberately post mischievous stuffs here which have greater effects on people's mindset. Just like most people believe everything in Nollywood.
Lol go to ashawo,beer palour thread in the sexuality section and watch grown men creating new usernames to troll each other.

If you had said they are idle,it would have been better
Christianity EtcRe: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Albertone(m): 9:33pm On Feb 18, 2022
Hayee:
I might I might not be my life my choice cheesy grin wink
Your life our choice undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Albertone(m): 9:08pm On Feb 18, 2022
Hayee:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
My life my choice if e choke go hug transformer grin tongue tongue tongue
Please don't be an evening newspaper na abeg cry
Christianity EtcRe: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Albertone(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2022
Hayee:
Pastor don join Dem to cry cheesy cheesy grin

Anyways I'm not even thinking of maturing fast even at my age cheesy cheesy cheesy

Thirty is still the best for me to settle down ooo.
Wail from from now till tomorrow my life, my decision cheesy wink

But why do I feel men feel threatened about things like this I thought you guys don't care about us and you are going your own way grin cheesy grin

You thought it was in your Papa's generation were you will spread your wild oats and when you are ready to settle down you will see one well mannered virgin girl waiting for you cheesy cheesy cheesy

Now since our generation no get good girl again na to they beg or shame girls into marrying early cheesy grin grin

Person wey no won't to marry early or God say make e no marry early no go marry early okay
If e pain you argue with your keyboards tongue tongue tongue

VERY FUNNY AND CONFUSED LOGICAL GENDER grin cheesy cheesy tongue tongue
The older a lady gets,the less attractive she becomes.

At 35 years old,If I bring a 30 year old home,my momce go ask me "Wetin dey happen?You no see young young girls marry na this mama you con see"
Christianity EtcRe: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Albertone(m): 8:54pm On Feb 18, 2022
helinues:
Baba n la mistake.

There are some many people that have not lived alone for just 3 yeara to experience life on their own.

So if the pastor is advising ladies to get married at 20, is he saying they should combine education with marriage?

Would they be financially, psychologically and emotionally ready for marriage at that age?
By 23, person suppose don grad.

A lady doesn't have to be financially stable before she marry.She can have that stability after marriage.

Most of them go don tear eye finish if you no catch dem young.
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Smiles As He Wears Trendy Outfit In Brussels (Pictures) by Albertone(m): 8:07pm On Feb 18, 2022
Cantonese:
A little bro.
Shin tao gying yaaa??

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