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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 12:35am On Aug 07, 2021
Megatron77:
Oooh okay... i thought it was you that loved the seas. sorry maybe i mistook you for him
I sure am.The one you left his message pending in your mail undecided

But I never remembered saying I was going on a trip.
Nairaland General › Re: How Can I Boost My Confidence. Help!!!!! by Albertone(m): 12:33am On Aug 07, 2021
Mkingz:
Lol..nothing is free even in free town
Buh it’s always good to invest in something important to you,that way you find value innit..
That's true.

Thanks.
Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 12:31am On Aug 07, 2021
cooooooks:
Who is jesus?

Did you meet him?
I don't argue with unbelievers.
Food › Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by Albertone(m): 9:37pm On Aug 06, 2021
Mhen all those green leaves,they look like marijuana... Original Marley kush.Even the plate looks like a plate of sacrifice here in Nigeria.Funny enough,one guy said the fish is not dead yet oh my God!
Food › Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by Albertone(m): 9:31pm On Aug 06, 2021
hybrid11:
Wait oo
That green sauce is it cassava leave?? Or
Seems like weed (marijuana)
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Do This When They Visit You? by Albertone(m):
P1PrinceKT:
Even male friends do the same.
I set boundaries a lot and I have principles.Maybe that's why I have few friends!

No friend can try that shit with me!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Do This When They Visit You? by Albertone(m): 9:26pm On Aug 06, 2021
siofra:
Common earpiece, USB and power bank is what this one is wailing about.
OP!!!!!!

I have caught one of them for you!
Romance › Re: You Might Be Autistic(photo) by Albertone(m): 9:23pm On Aug 06, 2021
I saw the face of a child and the body of a dog undecided
Romance › Re: What Was The Crazy Thing You Did After Breakup? by Albertone(m): 6:09pm On Aug 06, 2021
ekene101:
check my sig and WhatsApp me,I can still teach you one or two.
Thanks boss!!!!!








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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 6:08pm On Aug 06, 2021
Megatron77:
My guy!!! am so happy to see you again... how was the trip? and where is my package?
Erm...

You're mistaking me for someone else undecided








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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 1:51pm On Aug 06, 2021
Rozcol:
ok
Gettat
Rozz aka zzor aka rozcol grin







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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 1:42pm On Aug 06, 2021
Rozcol:
I don't have eyes for weak and vegetable men like you
I thought we've left banters and now in a lighter mood.

If you don't know,I was only kidding.






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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 1:39pm On Aug 06, 2021
Rozcol:
Yeye sex starved man like you,go and marry
You couldn't answer after you discovered you've contradicted yourself grin

Shey you'll marry me undecided






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Nairaland General › Re: How Can I Boost My Confidence. Help!!!!! by Albertone(m): 12:58pm On Aug 06, 2021
Mkingz:
I’m far from being financially stable but I’m putting in the work everyday...I’m into Affliate marketing,trade forex and invest in crypto...been a crazy journey tho and i just graduated from school..if you looking to learn Affliate marketing or whatsapp marketing from the one of the best people to do them,then inbox my whatsapp number in bio.
Thanks.

For free or fee?





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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 12:57pm On Aug 06, 2021
Hanibbal:
Let's stop all these over spirituality. She hasn't said any thing bad. Jesus isn't complaining so stop making yourself the lawyer of Jesus christ.
You don't use that name in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

The name shouldn't be called in vain!


You can choose to not be over spiritual but leave me and my over spirituality.







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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 12:55pm On Aug 06, 2021
Rozcol:
I can see you are a frustrated man,not everyone LovePeddler around like the females in my family. If you are dumb to see I was clearly talking against fornication then remain dumb forever, you are such a pervert and you don't know anything about Jesus,you are a hypocrite. Sex shouldn't be free for your information, even in unions bride price and other rights was already paid and done but since you and all the females in my family sees nothing wrong in fornication and offering free (promo) sex all over the place then be ready for the consequences when the time comes
How are you talking against fornication when you encourage unmarried men to pay for sex?

If I pay to have sex with my wife(bride price and other rights in your words),what is the difference between her and the hooker I picked up in the street who charged me for sex too?

If sex should not be free,why is it only the men that pays?Why aren't women paying too?



I want to believe you are a reasonable adult,so reply like one...not all these names you're calling your family members.







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Romance › Re: What Was The Crazy Thing You Did After Breakup? by Albertone(m): 12:47pm On Aug 06, 2021
ekene101:
yeah but not all, everything na fmt.
Hmmm I hear!




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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 12:44pm On Aug 06, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=olive]Nope. I'm a full matriarchal African woman. Very complete. Revere our culture and can perform my duty as the woman of the house. Wait -- all of you quoting me are really surprised at what I'm saying? Chai. Wokeness have finished all our young men and you've traded our identity for the equality of sex nonsense you people practice in your relationships! When in the history of our foremothers, ever, has any man climbed on top a woman? When did men start being initiators of sex?? Where did they learn it from?? I really really feel pity for the woman that'll end up paying for you guys to put at home ooo. Do you some y'all still even remember the art of living peacefully with your co-husbands to your Head wife? Do you?? I weep![/color]
Before you weep, answer these questions:
When did men start spreading their legs for sex?
Is the dick that hidden that the legs have to be spread apart for it to become visible?
What do you mean by this:
I really really feel pity for the woman that'll end up paying for you guys to put at home ooo.
Answer them in a straightforward manner not those rants you typed up there.





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Romance › Re: What Was The Crazy Thing You Did After Breakup? by Albertone(m): 8:02am On Aug 06, 2021
ekene101:
me even need d soap pass u sef. U think say GLE 450 AMG 2020 no dey hungry me to drive..
As long as you dey cashout steadily,you be soap user grin
This hustle no easy again...whitty don wise up!









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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 7:59am On Aug 06, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=olive]Yes, na. Of course why not?? Guys I approach well and slap with boobs and they fall down at my feet, their legs already spread 180° wide for me. Too bad none of them know I have no intention of husbanding them. I can't put a man I've tasted his thing in my house. God forbid. What value does he want to give our kids? Once I'm done with them, I dump them.[/color]
Your own men spread their legs??
Maybe you're a tranny man dating tranny girls.
Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 7:56am On Aug 06, 2021
Rozcol:
How far,do you have money?I can reason you ooo if you are not a kiss and tell.This is me shooting my shot on your dumb skull. Jesus Christ is not as stiff as you portray him,I can play with him anyhow I like provided I don't spread my legs and collect men's money like my sisters and female relatives do.
At the bolded, don't make me dig your posts out.
You always call men who don't give their girls money always stingy.You said because he sleeps with her unmarried,he has to pay for the sex.

Is that not how they sleep around with you unmarried and you collect money for the sex?Something cheap hoes do.

You can't know the importance of jesus when you're still deeply being gangbanged by men you want to extort money from...Give your life to Christ and let your pussy rest!







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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 10:18pm On Aug 05, 2021
Rozcol:
If you had sense you would have understood my post better and not come up with this rubbish
You made a failed attempt at sarcasm and I'm letting you know that the name of Jesus is not what you can use in your failed sarcasm.

I don't blame you.Collecting men's money and spreading your legs wide for them are the only things you know how to do.
Romance › Re: Nigerians Who Hate LGBT But Want USA Visa Are Clowns by Albertone(m): 10:15pm On Aug 05, 2021
Morningblues:
Deep down you know God won’t destroy any shit. Do you people think America Government are foolish to legalize lgbt. Jookerrrs angry grin grin
Yes I know God won't destroy anything or any country but you used it in your post so I had to use it to counter your post.

Despite homosexuality and lesbianism is illegal in Nigeria,we still have people of influence and affluence who engage in this act.Rumor had it that a governor in Nigeria is a gay man,the chief justice of a state is a gay man.There are many instances of commissioners,senators,lawmakers who are gay so what are we talking about?
Romance › Re: I Have a Gum-body Girlfriend, Does It Mean She Loves Me? by Albertone(m): 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2021
WeAREallPERV:
It's true that all men have the natural propensity to cheat, but I am not a chronic cheat.
Marginal propensity to consume ni angry




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Romance › Re: Can You Approach A Guy by Albertone(m): 10:04pm On Aug 05, 2021
Rozcol:
Yes ooo why not,something that I've been doing since childhood, I can't count the number of times I've approached Jesus Christ to express my feelings for him
You have no respect whatsoever for Jesus Christ. You don't use him to joke.
Please have sense.
Romance › Re: Nigerians Who Hate LGBT But Want USA Visa Are Clowns by Albertone(m): 10:02pm On Aug 05, 2021
Morningblues:
Nigerians claim that decriminalising homosexuality makes a country more vulnerable to being destroyed by God, yet spend hundreds of thousands and wait for months to emigrate to countries where gay marriage and adoption are legal.

We should be a whole faculty in Clown College.
What if God destroy you in that country? Why not stay in your homophobic country where you won’t see this kind of stuff.
Whether homosexuality is legal in Nigeria or not,it doesn't stop people from participating in it so if God wants to destroy a country filled with homosexuals,he won't skip Nigeria because we practice it even without it being legal.

So knowing that Nigeria and America are susceptible to being destroyed by God because of homosexuality and lesbianism,I will prefer to be destroyed in America than in Nigeria.
Career › Re: In A Strange Land In Search Of Greener Pasture by Albertone(m): 9:43pm On Aug 05, 2021
punisha:
They started surviving the moment they stopped hoping on relatives...
You came alone, u will be buried alone...stop looking for where there r relatives to depend on before u hustle.

Relocating to states where I don't know a soul gives me joy now. It is a Morale booster and I always prevail.
How do people even relocate to the states?

I Heard you must have a relative(perm resident or citizen) living there or you must marry a citizen or permanent resident.
How true is this please?
Romance › Re: What Was The Crazy Thing You Did After Breakup? by Albertone(m): 9:28pm On Aug 05, 2021
ekene101:
Took my yahoo business serious,steady cashout and I begin chop goat meat like say tomorrow no dey,now me and my account balance don fat.
Cut soap for me

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