₦airaland Forum

Sheriman:
Haaa!!! Bro do you think I'm serious I was just joking and cashing cruise nii ooooo. Why I wrote that is because qocohantas is always on every thread. I understand your words. It only a joke. I have my own girlfriend.

I thought so too that was why I said "That is if you're not joking"

No vex bro, I hate to see guys act that way lol

sisisioge:
Funky

Buhari and his peeps think they can get us but God pass them tinz .

Meanwhile, washing that pot, maintaining your vision and frequently apologizing to your neigbours for the smoke pollution that will follow will make you rethink a repeat o.....it is well. This govt just no fear God!

Meanwhile, Buhari doesn't even know the price of gas.He isn't affected one bit!

efeski:
Niqqa shut da eff up
If you get mind I double dare you to post your account balance.
Put your money where your mouth is
Let me see if it's enough for what I use in smoking just loud in a month (let's not even mention other vices I indulge in)

Small data wey una get go just give una mind to type rubbish

Guy u better be very careful whoever the Bleep you are

See your smelly mouth like I can buy her entire family
boolsheet of the highest order
Empty gong
Tabula rasa
Coconut head

Why you con carry the matter for head like gala?

Sheriman:
How do you know bro This is faceless forum oooo

Anyhow!

But stop acting like that to a female whether online or offline!
See yourself as the price that should be won.All those your typing will only make her be laughing at you behind the phone.She can even show her friend and say "come and laugh with me".(THAT IS IF YOU ARE NOT JOKING).
That being said,she might be married woman with kids already.

Lastly, embrace the redpill.Swallow it day in day out, everytime, everyday and twice on a Monday.
Just don't overdo.
Peace my bro!

Sheriman:
Pocohantas I love you like this ewa aganyin. I'm already crushing on you even without seeing you. My love for you is
gigi gbamu gbamu. I love you more baby!!!!

Is this one high or what?
Sheriman stop being a SIMPle man to Pocohantas
She's way outta your league!!

DarkCaesar:
Nope Boss…..she just no hungry me to Bleep and she Dey arrange her friends for me for free. We just cool that way, I like her left hand in my boxers while we smoking together than to bleep her

This one deep...
It's possible sha.

sammirano:
Please just remove the image of that sister smoking. If you choose to continue smoking it is your lungs that will tell you otherwise, not me.

Why should she remove it?
Why not tell sisters to stop smoking?

DarkCaesar:
I have one currently like that, we not dating and no Sex…….she just come around, we smoke and play around. She walks around the house naked and both go to sleep unclad every time she sleeps over. She’s just fun to be with………Sex sometimes ruin some relationships, I’m just understanding that

You sure say you no get erectile dysfunction?

GauRanTor:
I have sent you a pm too boss
Thank you

Na so una dey take block person blessing.
So he will think I am you and not respond to me
Boss you wicked o

ableguy:

Are Biafra agitators are planning to converge there

Ocholu:
Send me a PM, I'll teach you for free.

Wow!
Thanks.
I have sent you a PM.

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Go and learn designs and digital marketing. Thank me later.

Designs in alignment to your skills; digital marketing to market it.

Drops Mic.

Please how can I learn digital marketing?

OJURONGBE1:
Well, it depend on how you put your ears to the ground for information.
I heard it is easier to migrate to USA , Canada & Australia because of the status, British certificate and work experience garnered while in the UK, although, i am yet to confirm that.
But in all, it is worth it, if he give it a try.

Thanks a bunch!

TinubuGoQuench:
There is a serious curse on the head of the moderator who removed my comment from that Afonja skull mining thread. God punish you 10 million times!

Afonja ajoka

Do your worse, ewu

At your age

chaloskyx:
Naa its minimum of 3 years work experience but some people try to combine nysc work experience to make up the number. there is no work experience that wont have an NOC code be it secretary or executive assistant. but what ever experience you have you have to link it to an NOC Code that goes with your job description.

I get now!
Thanks a bunch!

ednut1:
one year and a masters was enough in 2018 today its not. Points have gone up

Thanks a lot.

OJURONGBE1:
Study route is your best bet except you have an exceptional talent with decent work experience.
You should try the United kingdom especially now that they are issuing 2years post study visa.

To begin with ; get all your study evidence, statement of purpose, Cv, international passport alongside recommendation letters from your previous university and walk into 73, Allen Avenue, ikeja , Lagos ( STUDY ACROSS GLOBE LTD). Their counsellors would walk you through all the process from Study application to how to get your Visa for free. Although, you'll pay a certain amount for the school tuition deposit , tuberculosis test, immigration Health surcharge & Visa fee. Also, you need a certain amount of money for your proof of fund.

The process is quite easy that you can do on your own but why not take it to a professional with a very good track record?

After the 2 years post study visa what else?Go back to your home country?
Well,I hope not.

planetx:
Stay back and help make Nigeria great. Why would you want to go abroad and become a second class citizen

What are you doing to make Nigeria great?
If you cannot bring down prices of things in the market,stop insecurity, create numerous jobs then please stfu!!!!

chaloskyx:
You could try canada

1. how old are you if you are under 31 years then go through express entry
2. what qualifications do you have bsc/hnd or bsc/masters
3. write ielts and pass
4. Have at least 3 years work experience
5. enter the pool
6. by next year you receive invitation to apply
7. apply and migrate LEGALLY

I thought it's minimum of 1 year
Also, must the years of experience be in your chosen NOC or experience in any field will do?

Cc ednut1

blank:
Get a professional designation like Cbab. You can add PMP and Agile/Scrum. Find your way out of Nigeria and earn good money.

Any degree you have will be good as a start.

Please can you elaborate?

Also,can I work with those certificates without hands on experience on the job?

debbydams:
Pele

So what should he do with your sorry na?

merieam16:
I remember the actor we mistaken his dad to be then

Mistook dear

Rightmindset:
3 years after graduation, I still can't afford good meal. See me sipping Garri with salt because nothing else to eat.

It is well with me and all those going through tough times in the country.

What are you taking this night? Let's see.

Find any job e.g security,cleaner,salesboy, cutting grass, construction site work,motor boy for trucks.
It won't last forever... it's better than inviting ulcer into your life.

benuejosh:
INTERPOL gave a Northerner?

Trust the children of hate to blame Buhari in being selective by giving a Northerner appointment in INTERPOL. Some will not even understand what INTERPOL is but will say he has given a Northerner again.

E go pain them.

Am I the one they will choose or what?
Buhari puts the northerners in the place of power.When people of power are chosen,the pendulum always stops on the northerners
.

ifiokjohn:
Lol Nmandi Kanu not regaining his freedom still bolds well for biafrans cause others people will step in..like Simon ekpa for eg... That one head dey touch..he loves violence......by the way the chief of army staff coming from the north means nothing.. somebody where no go even near threatre of war .....them go dey pass infos. And besides una know say ambazonian is near them... They can easily get food now from there without that blockage ever taking place again since Ambazonian is now them Ally. And besides no country ever survives a second civil war .it's impossible. I doubt the world leaders will want that.. so they will just come in and jejely divide the country through Referrrndum and I promise you.. the Igbo parts of the south side will go too and they house about 25-30% of Nigeria oil

Simon ekpa wey dem go carry too.
COAS being a norther means most of his service chiefs will be northerners too.And these are the people who can control things in the military.

Food supply won't be a problem.But don't forget the innocent people and children who died.The soldiers were literally killing and moving thing that has Biafran life in it.

World leaders don't just meddle into the affairs of other countries like that.
For instance,the US knows boko haram sponsors but did they release it?
US even said she can't help a nation with history of human rights violation in Nigeria.
The only country that can intervene is the UK.And they will support the government for their selfish interest.
The massacre at lekki toll gate was condemned by many countries but after condemning, didn't they continue minding their business??
Unless a state of emergency is declared which is the last thing government will do as it is not in their favour.

The oil is part of the reasons they won't let you guys go.Because that marks the end of Chevron,Shell and many other foreign oil companies.Whereas they made an agreement/contract with the government already.Dividing will terminate that.

ifiokjohn:
Are many not abandoning the fight....what of all those deserters soldiers we dey read about on news. Oga is not a must 50 percent of your soldiers leave.. that little 2 percent that run away can take infos to ur enemies. See Nigeria will lose anoth r civil war leave that thing.. besides don't expect we the south south to support NIGERIA.. we are neutral..infact we will first support Igbos biafra cause it an avenue for we to get ours than support Naija

South South are not supporting one Nigeria.South east (Biafra) are not supporting.Southwest are not supporting.
Why then do we still have Nigeria since it's only North that is supporting?
This is to tell you that there are powers more than ours controlling things in this nation.
Any threat to Nigeria will be duly neutralized.Look at Sunday Igboho,look at MNK.Look at what they did to peaceful endsars protesters just because they saw them as a threat.

ifiokjohn:
Lol haven't you heard about your soldiers deserting? You no Det read news?... Besides we in the Niger delta support BIAFRA than NIGERIA cause it an avenue for us to leave too.. don't you know alot of soldiers no longer believe in Nigeria? Imagine if BIAFRA insist on making them an offer especially the southern soldiers and ty ones from benue who their people have been decimated and killed by th Fulanis?... what do you think will happen. Besides one thing I kno a second civil war won't take place. The world power will rather come in and divide th country peacefully and I assure you 80% of the igbo parts of south south will go with BIAFRA...making NIGERIA lose 30% of their oil. Last last BIAFRA will go. And a few years later Niger delta republic will follow

Soldiers who desert will hide forever.
You can't desert Nigerian military to support Biafra.Unless Biafra wins.If not,they will court martial them all.
The offer Biafra will make had better succeed.If not, it's death to all betraying Nigerian soldiers.

Also,civil war can still break out.If they can be executing military coups and overthrowing government in power at this age in some African countries,then civil can still be possible.
No world power is coming unless a state of emergency is declared which I don't see happening soon.

ifiokjohn:
And who told you they won't be high profile Nigerians sponsoring biafrans and international sponsoring to like Boko Haram is being sponsor. And besides you have lots of Igbo men in your army both the one from the East and the ones from the Niger delta..they will sabotage your army effort s by giving info to Boko Haram and if you remove the Igbos in the army that are from the East...the Igbos that are from the delta Cor that are sympathetic....common sense will tell you they will give both info's and training to the biafrans. By the way ..why do you believe biafrans can't defeat Nigerian army?...what differentiate Ethiopia from Nigeria when this war start? They might just shock you. Remember the Nigerian army officers don't fight with Patrotism. They're not patrotic. 70% of people currently in the army are there cause of lack of jobs ..... But biafrans...the patrotism is there. Even their flag is enough to make you patrotic lol. No one is patrotic about NIGERIA simple

As long as the chief of army staff is a northerner,every of his soldiers actions will tilt towards the federal government.

Also,the government knows the importance of leadership that is why MNK won't regain his freedom soon.
If he were to be free,he will be giving orders.Now that he has been detained, Biafrans are just acting based intuition and how they deem it fit.
Many are even acting out of anger,aggression and frustration which is counter productive.
Again,we shall see how the drama unfolds...

Soldiers not being patriotic didn't start today.Why then haven't they abandon the fight against boko haram due to unpatriotism?

ifiokjohn:
they lost the war cause of Nigeria genuis move of doing a food blockage. Thie is like w Japan vs USA kind of war where USA lost but they have to do ojoro by using atomic bomb.... The govt was loosing so th ey agreed with cameroom to block where the biafrans get o access or import food from. Some people say Nigerian govt gifted bakassi to the cameroonians to be able to do that...that's why it was taken. But I assure you Nigeria did lose more soldiers.. the biafrans children where starving that's why they had too....



By the way I assure you even if the British wants too, their people will not allow. The best they can do for Nigeria is five you money or weapons in secret

Is emboldened is enough support on its own.

Well, we'll see as the drama unfolds.

ifiokjohn:
Lol are you sure?.... Nigeria might just turn to another Ethiopia in tigray hands(BIAFRA)...no dey to dey reck on top your army where Boko Haram dey use do chinko chinko o. Remember more nigerian soldiers died in the civil war than biafrans soldiers... Even Google and history agrees about that.

Boko haram war is with the knowledge of the government.We have high profile Nigerians sponsoring BH.We have people Cashing out from the war and won't want it to stop.
This is not same with Biafra.Any unknown gun man is "shoot at sight".Have you ever heard of repentant unknown gunmen?

BH is not a threat to the government but UGM are.
The media won't tell you this.

ifiokjohn:
Lol and they didn't send soldiers for Ethiopia that is currently being decimated... remember more Nigerian soldiers died in the civil war than biafran soldiers. So bro calm down. And besides I don't think the British will risk the lives of their soldiers for a failed country like Nigeria... Even their citizens will complain so they will not like to do that

First of all,I said "If need be".This entails coming to a mutual agreement.
You can't compare the relationship between Nigeria and Uk with Ethiopia and UK.
UK and FG are like 5&6 but media won't tell you that.

About the civil war,I don't want to argue.But if more Nigerian soldiers died,why then did Nigeria win the war?

mandax:
We know the Nigerian tribe whose political leader number one was a mega drug dealer who had to return drug money to the US government to regain his freedom.

Continue to live in denial of records available all over the place.

The political leader(one person) VS majority of a tribe in Asia.
C'mon!You should know better.