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Silentgroper:
. I'm being my sister keeper

So why not try her out?

Silentgroper:
Hmm true.. Bt one of dem would do anything 4 a man, accordin to her time is nt on her side anymore. So i doubt she'd snub u

This one wey you dey promote am..she don pay you money for advert??

Silentgroper:


Grow some balls

I don't do online paroles.You can get snubbed easily.

But tell me how a lady I am talking to and looking straight into her eyes will snub me.If she does,she will be the One to feel awkward afterall.

Silentgroper:
. No jokes bro

Thanks.I'll pass.

Silentgroper:
Try pocohantas or pozehnani. They wont turn u down

You dey whine me?
No be play play matter o.

Fact1:
OP no worry yaaself



Learn to smoke harder,,,if you smoke weed you won't say all this at all,,,,,

Right now i dey blow skunk,,,,,,,,

Blow till you blow pass your body limit.

Na den you go see the speed wey you go use run enter market.

Seriously now,don't get addicted.Once a while is good.

Omo oloja!

luscioustrish:
Lol so what exactly is the problem?

For me,I fear being looked down upon.Some might even say 'you are my younger brother's mate'.Some might even let out a laughter in utter surprise.
You know majority of ladies like older guys.So being asked out by a much younger guy might seem stupid.

This makes me scared of being ridiculed.


NB:I prefer ladies older than me anywhere from 5 to 10 years.Ladies wey me sef suppose dey call aunty.

TestimoneyTesti:
No difference as yr1 transcript no be degree certificate, they cNt use ur yr1 transcript for anything

I heard transferring to another university will need the transcript of your completed years.

Example,if you finished 200level and want to start 300level abroad,your 100 and 200 level transcript is needed.

GreatSage:
Hello guys! Informanta you're really doing a great job here.
Guys make Una make suggestions to me, I get OND and I wan japa. I dae reason Germany and I dae 100level in a reputable federal university like this but we Neva write exam cus of covid and ASUU strike so I no get 100level transcript at hand. Which European country when go fit accept my Ond for Bsc program, preferably engineering. Thanks in advance.

Wetin you find go 100level?

With your OND,you could have just done direct entry to your preferred university and you will start from 200 level NOT 100 level.

Informanta:
Bro am quite limited in information regarding to your question, but I think they may have pre BSC courses just as they have pre Msc courses, better still you can use your o-level certificate to gain admission into BSC as I do not think they recognise OND as a degree this is just a Nigerian degree (ordinary National Diploma) not a global educationally accepted degree, but u can research more in that segment while we await persons with such experience to share their experiences.

Would there be any difference if he has his 100level transcript rather than an OND??

ZIINI:
Albert maa fur ko sii nkan nkan àjeh☝

Oya na.Gbayii bro!

ZIINI:
Omo yami maa fur ko sii nkan nkan àjeh☝

Opor! Ayeta wa abi?

ZIINI:
First time in my life my mom knee down for me and my elder bro telling us not to go.
We got no choice other than to obey her.if not for her I myself would have burn down nothing less than two police station.and I trust my elder bro himself no get joy

In the cause of the policemen shooting to defend themselves.What if a bullet hit you??

I piry you bro.Kala kan loo je

Lotusflowerbomb:
You need money, whether scholarship or no scholarship. Your best bet is to look for a means of income and save up. Goodluck.

Thanks alot

Informanta:
personal research would answer best, but from what i know you need money at least for your flight ticket, even guys that got PTDF scholarship have to pay for some neccessities which they would be re-inbursed later. there are countries where you dont pay for school fess like germany and norway, but you still have to have money to feed your self and live comfortable hence they ask you for proof of funds.

Okay cool.I'll work towards it.Thanks

Informanta:
My brother I like your tenacity and zeal even though nothing is impossible to happen but inspite of that I strongly feel one should aim high but not aim into space

Honestly there are about 2 limiting factors facing you which only personal research from you would be able to tackle.

1. You obviously sound to me as one who is more intelligent than the grade your institution felt you fall in but that's the label already and other institutions would first consider the label before they consider the real stuffs in you, a friend dat made a 2.2 even with his millions he had to do a pre-remedial course first in Nigeria before he was admitted for a MSC in UK. In d pre remedial course he came out the best. Your direct 2.2 would be difficult to land you a direct admission into a foreign master's programme not to now talk of a scholarship, even 2.1 guys self hardly get scholarship dats d sincere truth

2. Your choice of country value the money you wish to bring to their country in form of school fees than even your success at school, Australia, New Zealand , Canada fees rank as the costliest for international students, so how possible would it be for them to have high school fees and want to specially consider to wave their test for your money and let you study for free in their country? You must have something very very valuable for such countries to consider you.


Lastly this is my own tots based on what I know so far, Pls don't let it deter you, I just sincerely told you the reality of what I think I know, don't base on it, do more research and if you find a headway pls don't forget to share here, we are here for each other

Hello

Is there no country one can travel to with ZERO naira
I am a year 2 student in the university,I will change career which means I will do a PgD after graduating before proceeding for masters abroad.
Now,I don't think I can wait that long to leave this country.I feel like starting uni again abroad but I gat no funds even If I get Scholarship.
Any advice??

PS:I am really really young.I have Germany in mind.

Openbusiness:
No, absolutely not. I'm not about that lifestyle. Day time is noisy, so much vibrations around, so much energy transfer. But night time, most people are sleeping, no vibrations, no energy flying about, no noise, everywhere is quiet, so quiet you can hear your own thoughts if you focus. That's when i relax and meditate, and soak in all that calm energy around me to cleanse my mind, my soul etc from whatever sh*t dat went on during d day; and that's when my brain can brainstorm best and I draw inner inspiration for positive ideas I need to push ahead in life. I don't "bomb". I have never done yahoo in my life and I can never do it. I'm too principled for that kind of shitty lifestyle. I will rather soak garri and drink from my own ingenuity and labor and be content and happy with myself, than having billions or living large from defrauding other person. My way dey pure. I can't even roll with someone that does yahoo or 419 ish or people that extort other people. I will relate with such people from a distance, like Earth to Neptune kind of distance.

Alright then!

Sheina:
You'll tell me your details
Like name,House and work details or we shorten that to doing a video call with you showing me your National ID,while I still either have your address or If I'm lucky enough,I can have someone run a physical authenticity check on you.
I hope it's not much of a problem,I just value my safety

Mophor oo.Me was only kidding na

Doesn't it sound somehow going from Lag to Abj just to cook.When its not that there are no canteen or restaurant around.

This security check nawa oo lol

Openbusiness:
You're totally correct and I get you clear. But my system has kind of evolved to it.

You better quit bombing in the mid night.

pozehnani:
Who is this one? Just take a walk already.

Be civil!
And polite!

Sheina:
If you won't mind me running my security check on you cause of security measures,then I can be available

How do you wanna run it?

pozehnani:
How dare you turn down a lady Ike that? You never know when or how that true one will come. Just be open.

Is it by force?He doesn't want to oblige simple!

Y'all better learn how to deal with rejections.

Openbusiness:
Well, our sleep cycles are different. You sleep early to get up early. I sleep whenever, and I still get up early. Even if I sleep 3am, I will still wake up by 4:30

Bad for your health gee!

Openbusiness:
You had to quote me to free the girl, but you were replying the same person you said I should free, lmao, I see it now. You can have her mehnn. I'm not interested in being a woman's handbag.

Stop this gee!

"Free her" in the sense that quit pulling her legs.
Me passing a comment on her post,does that make me interested in her?Someone I don't even know what she looks like.

Openbusiness:
Sleepy @ 11:37PM, lol, my eyes are still on duty

What duty??

I am pitying myself cos I have not slept already.I have to wake up 5:30am or risk being late for work

Sheina:
You'd have to be that small a Baby again or go back in time
Alimosho Lagos

Can you come to be cooking for me in Kubwa,Abuja??
Sponsored flight though.

Forzeenab:
If I ask for your number, will you give me?

This question is funny

Openbusiness:
i'm a night owl + early bird all-in-one. Am nor a small baby like u. Oya change ur diaper and close ur eyes there........and drop dar teddy bear straight. Dunt forget to dream about #endSARS protests if u dunt want wahala 2mao mawin. Ah wee ask u who led d protests, God epp u if u fail d ansa ಠ_ಠ

Guy you are already feeling sleepy.It's obvious from your texts.
Free the babe

Sheina:
I use it for humour sake,don't mind me,you don't want to hear too much grammar if I speak only English
I don't mind doing deliveries at all,so sorry,a girlfriend experience is the last thing I'd ever want to give you,I'd rather choose the Mother experience but this one na paid Mother

We don't mind the grammar.We are learned.

Hmm mother experience sounds cool.I just remembered the experience I had when my mother fed me with breast milk...Oh what an experience!


By the way,you never stated a location.

Sheina:
Oya read am
I am in Lagos,I dey find money
I can cook very very well
I can come and be doing cook day for you
(Cook different dishes for you)
Like once in a week or in 2 weeks or a month for an affordable fee
I'm not a flirt,neither am I looking for boyfriend so you're rest assured na only to work for my money I con do.
I'm lovable (as per work ethics)
If you're married,you can put part of the stress off your Wife
If you're single,trust me they'll ask you who is taking care of you.
Please o,help my ministry
I'm very good with orisirisi

Hehehe...You better cook in your place and do delivery at their home.
By cooking in my place,you're giving me a girlfriend experience,only few have self control and can keep it strictly business.

By the way,Your use of yoruba language is too much,no be everybody sabi yourba na abi kilo feel?