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Health / Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by Alcantara88: 10:19pm On Jun 10, 2023
That looks like Lipoma .....I had one small one and removed it via surgery ....you should have removed it while it was still very smaller than this . I think you can still remove it

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Sports / Re: Bendel Insurance Players Jump Fence To Escape Lynching By Home Fans (Video) by Alcantara88: 1:07pm On Jun 07, 2021
That's why in NFL matches....home teams always winning ���

Celebrities / Re: Davido: If I Run For Any Political Office, Nobody Can Beat Me by Alcantara88: 3:42pm On Nov 12, 2020
Go and ask kynewest

Health / Re: I Finally Took The Hiv Test And The Result Is.... by Alcantara88: 4:58am On Nov 01, 2020
You might be in your window period which might make u test negative . Go for another confirmatory test after 3months and then u can stand akimbo.
Pls don't get it twisted. Am not wishing u a positive result .
cool
Properties / Re: Recent Developments In Igbogbo Ikorodu by Alcantara88: 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
You are very correct .....I currently live in offin....Lagos govt need to attend to these roads urgently because raining season is also a disaster in that part of Lagos
Crime / Re: Omozuwa: Police Parade Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by Alcantara88: 11:19am On Aug 30, 2020
Futminma, Niger state
RudyNerdy:
expelled for stealing a phone?
which school?
Crime / Re: Omozuwa: Police Parade Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by Alcantara88: 12:11pm On Aug 27, 2020
I was victim of this shit in 2013 when I was in 300l, I bought a phone looking new with receipt o from a student whom I don't know but was introduced to me by a barbar whom I told I needed to buy a fairly used phone .I never knew it was a stolen phone ,he stole his hostel roommate newly bought phone with the case which contained bother earpiece and receipt and claimed he just bought it and needed money urgently . I was suspended for a yr and started facing school disciplinary panel until I was able to catch and bring the boy after 1yr before I was called back ,I already missed a yr.
I have learnt my lesson.
I thank God for my life at least l was able to graduated , served and now am working.
The guy was expelled
WaterTheMonk:
Don't ever buy a used phone without a receipt. Don't buy a phone from people you don't know.


If you don't use a phone, you will not die.
No go buy phone wey get matter for head.
Stay blessed people

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Religion / Re: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by Alcantara88: 2:34pm On Jul 26, 2020
BigDick70inch:
God forbid!!!
Ain't collecting any shit(666)..
I'd rather redeem myself with my blood and get called into heaven later..

Modified
All we need to make heaven is GOD'S GRACE.. Revelation pages scare shit out off me..
I don't wanna witness those torture BTW..
you cant be a beneficiary to this if u aren't an isrealite ....so as a gentile, now is your day of salvation. May God make us worthy of the rapture.Amen

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Romance / Re: Can You Sponsor Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee In School? by Alcantara88: 2:52pm On May 22, 2020
I just quitted the gal I dated for 4yrs this yr feb, i cared for , payed her bills , engaged her with a ring , bought her jamb form , payed huge to runs her admission into uniabuja, I was doing all this because of love and meanwhile we hardly see each other...I work and live in Lagos....,payed her school fee too and hostel accommodation....I never knew another guy was also engaged to her , living in abuja with her and steadily digging her borehole.
Guys beware of girls o.
I have learnt my lesson...I will henceforth use that money to train and sell broilers

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Politics / Re: Military: If Shekau Surrenders, We Will Accept Him by Alcantara88: 7:07am On Apr 25, 2020
That's a big bait for him....there is no way he was gonna be forgiven
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by Alcantara88: 4:19pm On Mar 22, 2020
Course : industrial chemistry
Job: quality control in an ethanol distillery

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Politics / Re: PDP Secretariat In Bayelsa Set On Fire By APC Supporters by Alcantara88: 4:41pm On Feb 14, 2020
They where robbed, the people voted and made their choice but now they are been denied of the person they voted for
Monaco2:
This APC na yeye party o, in imo state there was nothing like this o, even though sef say the governor has been in seat for months,all PDP did was peaceful protest yet in bayelsa useless youth Dey fight for person wey never even see seat not to talk of sidan, anyhow sha na government money dem go use rebuild am grin
Romance / Re: Lady Who Aborted 5 Babies Shares Their Pictures. Says 'I Love My Babies' by Alcantara88: 2:47am On Jan 18, 2020
This bitch should be arrested and stoned to death at once for murder. WTF����

Politics / BREAKING: Inec Ad-hoc Staff Killed In Kogi by Alcantara88: 1:54pm On Nov 17, 2019
By Ufuoma Egbamuno



One INEC ad-hoc staff has been killed in Kogi State as collation continues for the governorship election that took place in the state.



Correspondent Georges Macnobleson reports that the Resident Electoral Commissioner Kogi State, Prof James Spam just announced that the ad-hoc staff, James Apam was killed in Ibaji local government.

Crime / BREAKING: Inec Ad-hoc Staff Killed In Kogi by Alcantara88: 1:00pm On Nov 17, 2019
By Ufuoma Egbamuno



One INEC ad-hoc staff has been killed in Kogi State as collation continues for the governorship election that took place in the state.



Correspondent Georges Macnobleson reports that the Resident Electoral Commissioner Kogi State, Prof James Spam just announced that the ad-hoc staff, James Apam was killed in Ibaji local government.

Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Drones For Border Monitoring by Alcantara88: 6:03am On Oct 16, 2019
9jaRealist:
Bubu, so you want to deploy drones and technology to prevent possible smuggling by small-timers, but...
How come these drones had never been deployed against herdsmen rampaging through the land and slaughtering citizens?
angry
>
Don't expect the military to leak such important information to the public. Am sure they use drones too

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Frederic Badji Who Proposed To Princess Shyngle With Diamond Ring by Alcantara88: 10:59pm On Sep 23, 2019
Hope baby's head will be able to pass through that tiny waist out of the t*t*

Politics / Re: Fresh Hope For Apapa As FG Links Rail To Port By December by Alcantara88: 6:13am On Aug 20, 2019
I thought it's even a passenger train? So it's only cargo train
Agriculture / Re: Woman Shows Off The Big Cassava She Harvested (Photos) by Alcantara88: 5:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
This one must be directly from the gods���
Romance / Re: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by Alcantara88: 2:28pm On Apr 09, 2019
Don't Bleep where u live, and don't live where u Bleep
Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined embarassed embarassed embarassed
Politics / Re: Presidential Election: The Real Number Of Votes I Scored In Each State – Atiku by Alcantara88: 12:10am On Mar 21, 2019
I know how.... You recall that after election was postponed the first time, vars readers started sending results to inec server when election hasn't taken place yet with pdp leading in the results.... That's the results they printed out����[1quote author=Mynd44 post=76838792]Every time the PDP mentions "server" I get confused.

1. There was no electronic voting

2. Collation was done manually and transmitted manually hence no server was involved

3. The results have not even been uploaded to INEC's website so it is on? Paper.

4. Calculation was done via pencil, biro and calculators.

So

1. How did the PDP come up with this allegation of INEC server?

2. How did they even get access to the "server" sef? [/quote]

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Crime / Re: Man Came Down From His Car, Beat Up A Keke Man For Beating A Defenseless Woman by Alcantara88: 6:43am On Feb 21, 2019
amaniro:
That's how one started insulting me cause I initially stopped him but choose to not enter his bike again. But this year we will drive Benz cool
very simple... 1 pantimeter makes 1 benzemeter
Politics / Re: More Pictures Of Peter Obi In Kano by Alcantara88: 9:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
Red caps everywhere.... But after they will vote for Buhari
grin grin grin
Politics / Former President Goodluck Jonathan New Year Message by Alcantara88: 12:33am On Jan 01, 2019
I do not intend to give a long message this New Year. All I just want to say is that there is hope and a future for Nigeria. We do not just have a New Year, we have a New Opportunity. A New Opportunity to be better leaders and better followers. To be better citizens who join hands with our fellow Nigerians, irrespective of region and religion, to bring Nigeria ever closer to the dreams of our Founding Fathers.

2019 brings with it its own challenges, but if one sentence should summarise our collective national attitude to those challenges, that sentence is this-Nigeria will survive and thrive, by God’s grace and our collective fidelity to the Nigerian Dream.

On behalf of my family and the Goodluck Jonathan Foundation, I wish you and your family a Happy New Year. 2019 is the year of better things for Nigeria. GEJ.
Politics / Re: Who Will Be The Best Running Mate Of Atiku Abubakar? by Alcantara88: 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2018
Tolexander:
Goodluck Jonathan!

do u want atiku to die so that jonathan can take over?


undecided
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Jail In U.K For Possession Of Drugs And Guns. Photos by Alcantara88: 5:00pm On Apr 27, 2018
His look alone says it all ___no need for investing grin grin
Angelanest:
cc; lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Steel Mill Gets N360bn Excess Crude Account Lifeline by Alcantara88: 12:45am On Apr 02, 2018
Olalan:
Ajaokuta mill is just a drain pipe for our resources, they had better sell it off to private firms cause it seems government has no answer to the problems there
absolutely Wong bro, if you listened to barrister Natasha akpoti's presentation at the national assembly, u will see that it's our so called leaders that's a using ajaokuta steel to drain the government. If its given to the original builder (the Russians) to complete their work, Ajaokuta steel would have been working perfectly by now and Nigeria as a whole would have been benefiting from it now.
Politics / Re: President Buhari In Lagos With His Presidential Car Fleet (Video) by Alcantara88: 7:39am On Mar 30, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
During his visit to Lagos, President Buhari was spotted with his presidential fleet. Mercedes Benz S550 + 2 S-Class escort.

See the video below..

https://autojosh.com/president-buhari-spotted-with-his-presidential-car-fleet-in-lagos-video/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8thtluC5hU

what is this one saying, do u expect him to be trekking? Or if he were to be your father will say all this against him? Respect Mr president for once biko

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Obasanjo Meet In Addis Ababa After The Letter (Photo) by Alcantara88: 10:15pm On Jan 28, 2018
ManirBK:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-obasanjo-meet-in-addis-ababa.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9206072075
thank God the president is now looking very healthy and strong.... Long live the president but baba hunger dey 9ja o
Celebrities / Re: Bakare Mubarak & Agoro Afeez: Tallest Model Meets Tallest Man In Nigeria by Alcantara88: 10:57pm On Aug 29, 2017
Two iroko trees

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson On Set With Her Beautiful Daughter - Pictures by Alcantara88: 7:26pm On Aug 13, 2017
grin grin grin
Another dumeibi in the making

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