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Christianity EtcRe: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:14am On Jun 15, 2013
Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:09am On Jun 15, 2013
Activityj: @Op,after going through some of your posts,i got two insight firstly you were spinning yarn&call it fact.secondly you have a very STRONG SPIRIT OF AGITATION.I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GO&HAVE A REST!
What part of my statements is a lie?
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Quotes. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:01am On Jun 15, 2013
If you're so sure that you're going to a better place, why aren't you in a hurry to get there?
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Brothers & Sisters!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:34am On Jun 15, 2013
princesa: and ever since you've been armed with this wise truths, how many lives have you been able to affect? your relatives, Family are they any wiser, your neighbours do they share you views? so what's the point wasting your time and energy bringing up explanations to things most people don't want to hear, understand or follow.

face it bro, you and your kind have such inconsequential figures, while we Christians emerge stronger and tougher, surviving every age and its draw backs, and guess what, we are still gonna be in your face cool still loving our Jesus, still worshiping our God and still shaking our heads to the damnation that awaits people like you...

also my dear, take a stroll outside on a Sunday and see Christians trouping to their various place of worship. how then do you feel, grief, pain, pity, anger? well save it because we are just as strong willed in our faith and belief as you are, but the the point still remains that we are winning team

so you had better port to the 'foolis.h' winning teamwink

NB: play some Gospel music, it would do your bad nerves some good. cool
You know when a christian is rattled because she's forced to think. Hahaha. They start spewing nonsense showing that they completely lack the ability to think, which in your case, you already accepted you never do.

We are in your face because you wont stop disturbing us with your madness and delusions. If you guys can stay on your own and praise your dead jew without disturbing the peace, we will leave you alone. The temporary asylum called churches should be enough for you people but you manage to carry your madness outside it.

It is not about numbers. Other dead sects were once very numerous. It is about a collective brainwash and the induced slavery syndrome that most you suffer. We, the scientists, are still studying to realise what causes people to accept nonsense as fact. A vacination against religious stupidity is on its way.
PoliticsPew Research: Nigeria Is The Most Homophobic Country In The World. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:02pm On Jun 14, 2013
According to a new research, less than 1% of Nigerians said that homosexuals should be accepted, making them the most gay-hating country in the world.

There is broad acceptance of homosexuality in North America, the European Union, and much of Latin America. However, rejection of homosexuality is equally widespread in predominantly Muslim nations and in sub-Saharan Africa, as well as in parts of Asia and in Russia.

Views of homosexuality are particularly positive in Spain (88% say it should be accepted by society), Germany (87%), Czech Republic (80%), Canada (80%), Australia (79%), France (77%), Britain (76%), Argentina (74%), Italy (74%) and Philippines (73%).

Conversely, fewer than one-in-ten in Nigeria (1%), Tunisia (2%), Ghana (3%), Senegal (3%), Egypt (3%), Jordan (3%), Indonesia (3%), Uganda (4%), Palestinian territories (4%) and Kenya (8%) say homosexuality should be accepted by society.
http://www.pewglobal.org/2013/06/04/global-acceptance-of-homosexuality/

https://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/06/PG_13.06.04_HomosexualityAccept_620.png
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:49pm On Jun 14, 2013
cleanvessel: Go and solve the so many problems in your quran first. The quran is full of confusions. The latest is that your quran is only a guess-work. Most parts of it were written when the memorizers had lost their memories and there were differences in their recitations.

The writer only guessed what he wrote because there was noway he could confirm the true recitations as he could not hear from Allah himself.

All of you are carrying fake words of Allah you call quran about.
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:48pm On Jun 14, 2013
pointblank 321: You are ignorant of the meaning of Jesus statement. Which war did Jesus fight? Who did He kill?
Oh! wise one. Tell us what your god meant. Luckily he created you just for the purpose of explaining what he said. Maybe because he didn't go to school, that's why he couldn't make clear statements and need educated interpreters like you.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Brothers & Sisters!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:30pm On Jun 14, 2013
princesa: what did you just call it 'a god'

and the word god to some extent denotes supernatural powers and abilities, not so?

so, whether you mean a god or our God, it is in their ability to hear you when you think prayer as far as it was directed to them.

after all, the gods of our forefathers didn't physically speak to them, but they prayed to him, called on him, and believe whatever his priest say as coming from him, so what's the difference?

therefore, all gods are omnisilent as you put it, in the sense that they hardly physically speak to you except through your mind and spirit, so whichever religion it is you practice, just notify me whenever you physically hear from your god, and i will be like 'whoa'cheesy


but don't waste anymore breath, cos am a Christian and proudly so, wouldn't ever think of converting.wink
I agree with the bolded.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:27pm On Jun 14, 2013
Another good news by Jesus. In Matthew 7:13, he brought the great news that most of you are headed to destruction. Rejoice because you are going to be destroyed! That's his great news. What messenger will bring you such new and you bow down and worship him?
None. Not if you are in your right mind. New testament is pure evil news. More to come.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do U Know About St Anthony of Padua? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:19pm On Jun 14, 2013
mumumugu: He went to river to preach to fish and they stood up to listen to him.
I am sure those fishes are now spending eternity with Jesus. I wonder if he is multiplying them and serving them to angels, with bread and wine of course.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do U Know About St Anthony of Padua? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:16pm On Jun 14, 2013
Sal C: He is a great saint. Even though he was born into a wealthy family, he abandoned wealth and chose God. God blessed him with the gift of miracles. He once preached to the fishes when the people refused to listen to him.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:14pm On Jun 14, 2013
obadiah777: AND WHO IS SATAN ?
Your nemesis.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:10pm On Jun 14, 2013
Here is another good news prophesy of Jesus Christ. (Yeah, that one. Not Jizz-Us) In Matthew 10:21, he prophesied thus:
Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child; children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death.

Sit back, read it again and tell me how this can be a good news to humans? Forget what the pastor told you. Use your own head, how can children killing their own parents be the great teachings of love that that one is supposed to bring? Eh, christians? Why don't you all start defending your god or has he grown strong enough to defend himself?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Muslims, Atheists - Pls Hell Is Real! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:57pm On Jun 14, 2013
[quote author=outc@st]Everything seem okay now I guess...thanks! smiley[/quote]Good morning Striktly ,

How is your family?

OLODO!

Have a lovely day,

Yours faithfully,

Alfa (& Omega)
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Quotes. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:53pm On Jun 14, 2013
Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:52pm On Jun 14, 2013
I still don't know what gives people the idea that i'm a muslim.

[size=18pt]I WORSHIP SATAN![/size]
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:49pm On Jun 14, 2013
The god of the new testament hates it when you ask innocent questions. It disturbs him. Instead of a simple answer he gets into all sorts of fits and dispenses serious hadicap as punishment. Take the example of Zechariah (Luke 1:18-20), whose crime was to ask how his old post menopause wife could become pregnant. Instead of a simple answer, (even a stupid one like "god will make it"wink he got punished. Not any type of punishment but one of the worst kind you can imagine: He was struck dumb! No longer able to speak! What type of a wicked god removes the ability to speak just for asking intelligent questions? New Testament God!
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:39pm On Jun 14, 2013
JesusisLord85: First pope? What utter garbage? He did not hate women, he only said they cannot be pastors/elders in new testament church.
Paul was commissioned by the Lord, so I really don't know which website you have pasted your garbage from.
Your book is simply a poor attemp to counterfeit the word of truth. Goodluck trying to discredit the truth.
Can you please read what I wrote before you respond?

Unlike the christian pastors all over nairaland, I don't do copy and paste. I do research.
PoliticsRe: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2013
texanomaly: It's America: If it goes to the Supreme Court, It will be overturned.
It doesn't need to reach supreme court. Even a local court with a good judge would see the illegality of the law.
PoliticsRe: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:33pm On Jun 14, 2013
I don't like sagging neither but I would challenge the law in court.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2013
In Titus 1:12-13, Paul says “Even one of their own prophets has said, ‘Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons’, this testimony is true (Paul is using strictly hearsay evidence on the Cretans). Therefore, rebuke them sharply, so that they will be sound in the faith” (no fair hearing needed to determine the truth of this holy slander against all Cretans over 600,000 of them today that the infallible and eternal “word of God” says that all of them are no good!).

Paul wrote the bulk of the New Testament! He laid down the basis for the new christian religion. Obviously he doesn’t like the people on the Island of Crete. He is accusing them of being “always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.”

The “born again” idea has no effect on the Cretan christians! They need to be rebuked sharply that they are no good people! If any Cretan fills out a job application anywhere in a christian country Paul is tipping the hiring manager that they are “always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons”! So good luck all ye Cretan christians! How long would it take to remove a damaging disclosure like that from the “eternal word of God, the Bible?” Obviously, the Bible is in desperate need of total revision, update or replacement because the religion in it is too primitive!

At the end of the new testament, Peter, an illiterate fisherman who became the first pope and one of the alleged Bible writers insist that the Bible writers were all “moved by God the Holy Ghost” to write the Bible and that they had no idea what they were writing about until they read it (1 Peter 1:21).

Higher IQ christians in the Clergy can discreetly figure out the immorality of the new testament writers and manage the “faith” accordingly until they get caught doing something silly, but they still manage to get enough Christian support to continue on in their profitable Christian ministry.

Beautiful Island of Crete:
https://www.explorecrete.com/crete-cars/images/map-crete_420.gif https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02281/sunny-beach_2281180b.jpg
Christianity EtcRe: When An Atheist Dates A Christian Girl From A Christian Family by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:53pm On Jun 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia: Was Plaetton talking about all christians.


Was plaetton being tolerant ? Does that comment show tolerance ? That statement could be interpreted, a la seperation of church and state, as descriptive of all Christians.



I thought I joined Nairaland b4 u. Since I came when JeSoul was a mod u knowing her pre-mod behaviour either means you were here b4 me or you learnt that from an old NLer. I'll check the topic and respond.
Or he just clicked on her name and brought up all her rantings.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Brothers & Sisters!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia: He would. It is said he answers prayers b4 they're offered. Keep in mind His omnisciency.
You mean omnisilent?
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:13pm On Jun 14, 2013
Let us begin with their main man, Paul.

According to the Bible writers, before his conversion, Paul was instrumental in the death of countless followers of Jesus. He must have left behind a lot of widows and orphans. He never repented! He only wised up. After his “conversion” or rather change of mind, Paul doesn’t kill anymore, but he still has a special hatred for certain people. He doesn't like gays and lesbians; he hates most women, and he doesn't like Cretans at all (Titus 1:12-13). He hates young widows (1 Timothy 5:11-16), especially the ones that he left behind in his past “dung” life as he calls it. (Philippians 3:8 ) Paul is not looking back with regret, but “stretching out” to what is in front (Philippians 3:13). He is denying any church help to most widows and no apologies either. (1 Timothy 5:11-16)

He hates escaped slaves and orders them to return to their masters! Can you imagine sexually abusive masters getting back their young escaped slave girls and boys? He even begged slave owners to pardon the foolishness of the slaves in running away. Paul dedicated the whole book of Philemon to teach escaped slaves to return to their masters no matter how pervert!

Even Peter, the first Pope goes along the same lines when he ordered slaves (including young boy and girl slaves!), to "submit yourselves to your masters with all respect!" (1 Peter 2:18)(let them handle you anyway they like), not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. (yeah… even those into some serious sadistic sexual pleasures! Hey, even a sex slave is a slave. He/she has no choice!)

These men are the founders of christianity. Think about it when next you want to defend your church. More to come.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Brothers & Sisters!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:02pm On Jun 14, 2013
princesa: that depends on your take about how prayer has to be done or shuld be done..

murmur
shout
whisper
mumble words in the mind
read it from a book,
whichever .......wink

as far as it is directed to a God who understands it all.

that's all that matters. cool
what if you just think it, would a god hear it?
Christianity EtcDismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:59pm On Jun 14, 2013
Many christians, when confronted with the evils of the old testament, claim that the new testament is the real deal. The problem is that most of them have never read any testament, old or new. If you think the old testament was bad, the new testament is even worse.

I will use this thread to go through the new testament and dismantle it. It is not the good news they claim it to be. Infact, far from being a good news, it is the most depressing and damning news any human being will want to hear.

Grab your bible and stay tuned.
Christianity EtcRe: When An Atheist Dates A Christian Girl From A Christian Family by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:54pm On Jun 14, 2013
Deep Sight: Not even your own 18 year old daughter, if she is set to marry a 78 year old Alhaji as 4th wife? Liar.
What? Na me go marry am? If her happiness is a 78 year old head knocker, who am I to prevent that happiness? Would you rather your daughter live a sad life than marry the man of her dreams; no matter what you think of him?
Christianity EtcRe: When An Atheist Dates A Christian Girl From A Christian Family by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia: There are 2 ways of replying this. The first is to say that your spouse learnt how to have $ex and the same could apply to couples who are virgins. The other, is to point out that you could be hastily generalizing since other virgins have behaved like pros having their first experience. Now, did you behave like a mumu when you first had $ex.
Yes. Luckily for me, she knew what she was doing and guided me. (After laughing at first)
Christianity EtcRe: When An Atheist Dates A Christian Girl From A Christian Family by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:33am On Jun 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia: I did understand you. You say your spouse was a virgin. Did she act like a mumu on her first run with you ?
Yes. A young teenage bedroom mumu. But luckily for her, I cured her and she begged me to marry her. Imagine if she ended up with another mumu like you. You may have to do only missionary position all your boring married life.
Christianity EtcRe: When An Atheist Dates A Christian Girl From A Christian Family by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:31am On Jun 14, 2013
[quote author=outc@st]Hmmmm...

If Alfa can say this to a fellow Atheist just because the thought of accepting a Christian in law, I wonder what would happen if that poor child brings along a Christian fiance...[/quote]Chai! I don suffer. See accusation. That was not why I told him that. I told him that because he insinuated that a family should "accept". No, I don't agree with him. To heaven with what the family thinks! When you find the one you love, every other opinion can go hug a transformer including that of family members.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:28am On Jun 14, 2013
Mods, someone hid my "nore more nails" picture in the memes thread. Can you please tell me which particular rule that meme broke?
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Brothers & Sisters!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:25am On Jun 14, 2013
princesa: There's no use arguing with them Atheist, what you should do is pray.

not just any form of prayer,

but that they be calm enough, if for a second, to allow the Holy Spirit into their lives.

why?

because he'd teach them ALL THINGS and make their hearts open to the revelation inherent in bible

that's all cool

if not, you would just waste your invaluable time in pointless argument undecided
When you say pray, do you mean they should murmur to themselves?

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