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timothycel: Firstly there wasn't just a question, there were 10 in all.

My post addressed the first 4.

Secondly [size=14pt]there is no way to answer your questions directly without looking ridiculous[/size] which is why I chose to render them moot.

How can anyone answer "How many black Saints or Angels do you know" when angels are neither black nor white. They are Angels.

You should have just said thank you for the enlightenment and modified your question appropriately in order to avoid looking the way you do now.

The bolded is all you needed to say. The rest of your gymnastics actually made you look more ridiculous than if you gave a straight answer.

[quote author=I.Joan]This epistle of yours really got me laughing!

No one dictates my sex life.
It is my choice!!!
If you need a woman with skills in bedmatics! Feel free to get a prostitute!!! There are many of them on the streets these days!!!
Basically, your advice here is "Others are doing it, you should do it too"
Does that sound smart? ? ? ?
The only 'stars' that boast about their bed skills are 'porn stars' and even you in all your hatred for me would not want me to be one!
Maturity has nothing to do with bedroom experience!!!![/quote]You are now lying to yourself. "it is my choice" is the lame excuse of people like you. It is not true, otherwise you wouldn't have opened the op the way you did. Your op shows that you remainning a virgin, far from being a choice, is a result of religious indoctrination.
Infact, what you were trying to do in the op is spew out the same nonsense you may have heard your pastors and priests spew out from the pulpit.
Listen to your self: "waiting for the Lord's chosen"! How is that a choice? You are forced to wait.
You don't need to be a porn star to know how to satisfy a man in bed. I don't hate you. I only pity you and if you want to be a IndecentStar, that would be a choice. And you wont find me condemning genuine choices like that.
Your answer that I coloured in red shows a certain mental disfunction. Imagine telling a man looking for a wife this: "If you need a woman with skills in the kitchen! Feel free to get a cook!!!" or "If you need a woman with skills in children upbringing! Feel free to get a pediatrician!!!"
There are certain skills expected of a wife and if you are lacking, your husband will either have a sad life or look elsewhere for satisfaction.

Mr anony: I have a three word solution:

[size=13pt]Go hug transformer![/size]

Or shit in a church. That one feels very good.

timothycel: What is the colour of a soul? Something with no physical properties? What colour is the air? Can you tell if certain air has been breathed by a black person or white person?

Peoples souls were created in the beginning but made a little lower than the angels. Angels were made before people, before there was even an earth, before there was something called race. The question of God and colour in my mind is like asking do they take their coffee with or without milk in heaven. Coffee is an earthly thing, so are our bodies.

God specifically says that no image should be made of him.

God doesnt belong to a certain people, he chose to show/reveal himself to the Israelites.The Israelites belonged to God, as do the descendants of edom, canaan, ishmael etc.

God is not our friend and as such shows no favouritism based on race etc. He shows favour to those that obey his commands. Jews who didnt obey were punished but God heard the prayer of Cornelius a Gentile man because he was Holy before God.

all these but you still didn't answer the question.

JesusisLord85: I love the pagans who cry in outrage when they hear the creation story. Interestingly, their own ideas of creation range from ridiculous to insane.
Please, tell me your theory.
Many science even believe humans have the same ancestors. They actually kind of need this to promote their evolution nonsense. Otherwise, the story does not become "fish turns to reptile, to ape, to man", BUT "many fish all over the word, turn to reptiles, to apes, to men". So you can see why they need this common ancestor themselves to promote their theory.

But the word of God never lies. Take it or leave it.

This answer get as e be.

Mamacita007: Alfa what you wrote here is unfair. as if her virginity isnt a good thing.

No, it's not. Not at her age.

JesusisLord85: It's quite funny. You really believe that this book was designed to trick people, and yet, it fell down in the first four chapters? Give some credit. Please read the article below, and wonder no more:

Adam and Eve, the ancestors of the human race, and their children, Cain and Abel, were real, historical people. In addition to Cain and Abel, Adam and Eve had many other children (Gen 5:4). And in the 930 years of Adam’s life (Gen. 5:5), these children grew up, intermarried, and had children of their own, resulting in a population of at least one hundred and twenty thousand people by the time of Adam’s death. We know from Scripture that these descendants of Adam and Eve spread out and established settlements all over the ancient Near East.

Reading Genesis 4 -5 can be deceptive when it comes to following the passage of time. But a careful reading can be very revealing. For instance, chapter 4:1-2 takes us from the conception and birth of Cain and Abel right into their adulthood. By the end of verse two they are both living independent of their parents and working at their respective occupations. Abel is murdered in verse eight; and by verse sixteen Cain is in exile in “the land of Nod, east of Eden.” Then, in the very next verse, Cain has found a wife, who gets pregnant and has his child, Enoch—all while Cain is building a city, which he names after his son.

The point is, the account of Cain and Abel moves quickly from one key event to another. This is to show that within the first thousand years of human history God’s command to Adam and Eve to “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it” (Gen. 1:28) was already well under way. Thousands of people—the descendants of Adam and Eve—populated the earth, farmed the land, tended livestock, constructed cities, and brought with them the plague of sin and death.

So it is clear that Cain and Abel had many brothers and sisters, most of whom had hundreds of years of separation between them. In fact, in the “written account of Adam’s line” (Gen. 5:1) Cain and Abel are not even mentioned, nor are any of their siblings except Seth. Why? Because Seth represents the ancestral line of Noah (Gen. 5:28-29), who played a principal role in God’s plan of salvation. All the descendants of all the other siblings of Cain and Abel were lost in the Flood, except those who married into Noah’s family and were aboard the ark.

So who was Cain afraid of when he went into exile? His own brothers and sisters and their extended families. The same is true for all of us, for we are all related to one another, only separated by time, distance and multiple layers of intermarriage. We are one family—the human family—and each person’s sin impacts the rest of the family. That’s why salvation from sin and death had to come through a human being, but one who was without sin.

This is where I would have shouted "OLODO"!, but this one pass olodoism.

So which son of Noah gave birth to the aborigines and which one the japanese and which one the pygmies?

solidbroda: thank you for your reply. But since I pray against poverty in African nation, against hunger in africa, I pray against diseases also for african etc etc. Are they for my pleasure too so that's why God is not answering U know what going on in most African nations? Churches pray all the time. All these things get worse. What is ur answer on this?

If you are waiting for a coherent response, you can wait till thy kingdom come.

honeychild: You know, one thing I can say with almost 100% confidence - you can never find a former Jehovah's Witness who is now an atheist. I stand to be corrected though.

Because atheism has a natural barrier.
When you have passed a certain stage in religion, the condition becomes terminal. Not even atheism can cure some religious cancer brain damage.

Adufaye: who? I don't get u Sire

Don't worry. He'll answer whatever name I call him. I don't need your permission to call him anything I want.

truthislight: As usual !

Who knows how many more they will turn atheist !

I became an atheist when I started visiting other churches.

vedaxcool: Lol X 1000000000000000 fear atheist? Wow someone is on sizzurp, I would rather fear hindus who number 100s of million than a minority who have no good use for their time and rather prefer arguing with people they claim are deluded sky fairy worshippers underscoring how intelligent they actually are! You would notice muslims on NL rarely open thread about atheism or atheist! why because you guys are really unimportant in the scheme of things, we rather open threads about Christianity (a Religion Power house) or even Zoroastrianism, than talk about people like you who are either confused or lack prioritization of their time and perpetually engage people they see as being deluded! Moral of my post; IN A RELIGION SECTION, ATHEISM IS HARDLY IMPORTANT!

This is my last post to you as this thread is dedicated for people who have genuine complaints and not the banter of atheism, unlike you and depresedboy, I have respect for the laws of Nl and those who are suppose to uphold it!

I thought it was only the soldiers of christ that run away at the slightest whiff of trouble but I guess soldiers of allah are also made of the same wimp stuff. Bye bye, ground head-knocker. Don't forget your Panadol.

vedaxcool: ^^^

"I am depressed boy" get the hell outta here, atheism is not a religion but I see the same atheist dictating to a person who has a religion not to post in a section dedicated for those who have a religion , that creek fiend marks the depths to which depression have blocked your ability to reason well ! Stalinist like you are no different from Al qaeda, both enjoy the spilling of human blood . . . funny enough the same section you cried endlessly to post in has suddenly turned to a cave, yeah it is cave aright where people who can hold sensible discussion are free to enter and those who cannot are corrected and advised to change for the better, and I see JeSoul finally realised who you really are a trouble maker and in pigin english cry cry baby, baby wey no dey shame!

Lol @ bolded. A deluded sky fairy worshiper sees another deluded different sky fairy worshiper. Even though they both think the other person's sky fairy is fake, they both fear the atheist. Double lol.

vedaxcool: lol
Bohoo cry me a river, . . ., and there is also a special section made for people like you! www.nairaland.com/3465/doctor-house-free-medical-advice and u know what? it is absolutely free I personally think u need help. please send a tank u mail to Seun for Nairaland, these services esp. In ur case would have cost u an arm and a leg!

I am sure you mean the bolded. Violent set of people. Even in their talks.

jayriginal: I know they are not yours. That wasnt the point. The point is that if you are keeping a collection you ought to do the standard thing by including the people who made the quotes. Do that in most cases and in the ones you arent sure of, you can put anon

The the problem. I am not sure of any of them.

[quote author=HerexG ]And what are you trying to say here[/quote]That I would rather praise the god of ikechukwu, olatunji and musa than that of abraham, isaac and isreal.

Adufaye: sorry what the meanin of "ewure"

Are you his secretary or what?
He knows the meaning and that's what counts.

jayriginal: Alfa Seltzer, great thread but you are doing something very wrong.

It is not enough to quote the statements, you have to also tell us who made them.

I wanted to but I realised that most quotes are different forms of previous quotes made by other people and those to whom the quotes are usually attributed to are not usually the original quoters. I made it clear anyway in the op that the quotes are not mine. Most of them are known already.

[quote author=I.Joan]Am a christian![/quote]Ahh! That explains it. The rot is deep. You need Satanic cleansing. A virgin at your age means something is amiss. Guess what age Mary was when she has Jesus? Even the holy mother of your god didn't wait to make babies.

How many of your friends are still virgins? That should tell you there's something wrong somewhere.

And if you think your married life is going to be much better because you are bringing zero bedroom experience, better think again. Men are looking for wives that know what to do. Not immature ladies that mumu about in bed.

And stop listenning to pastors about your sex life. Would you take advice from a carpenter about your health? Or from a doctor about how to repair your car? Everybody has specialties and pastors are spiritual, not sex.

A word is enough for the wise. Time is running out. Your actions today define your future.

[quote author=Misunderstood_G]What religion were you subscribed to, before you became an atheist?[/quote]I was indoctrinated into the catholic church, African style. Glory be to Satan for His marvelous deeds in rescuing me.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. – Anonymous

[quote author=outc@st]Yep![/quote]so why be a christian then?

if i call am "ewure", im go vex?

Always the same set of people every time there is ritual murder. I didn't mention any tribe, but you know who.

[quote author=I.Joan]Yes.[/quote]What's wrong with you?

Do you need help? Or prayers?

[quote author=HerexG ]All the be to God of Abraham, Isaac, and Isreal.
I'm next to nothing without Him . Don't worry one of this days i will post just some of the get wonders He has done in my life that no can on planet earth can ever do. have'nt you ponder why i talk so strongly about this God...[/quote]Maybe he should go to those people for praise.

For me, Amadioha liveth forever more.

benodic: whether you believe in one God or many Gods or whether God created other gods or not does not matter, what still matters is how has what you believe in made you a better person that loves all life without discrimination or bias. that to me is what matters. if you like believe that a stone created you but give love to others who do not have the same believe as you and everything will fall in place. shikena

The bolded is against my belief. Infact it is against many beliefs.