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Death is coming nearer.

That's the only time when they repent.

You can do all the crusades you want Mr OBJ, we have already reserved a special grill for you in Hell.

Dem send you?

I only clicked this to tell the op to go off himself.

[quote author=*Kails*]jk dear. I wont say too much but I ended up
in the ER after feeling sick and im home now recovering. [/quote]You better come to Satan while there is still time.

SMH. See wetin poverty and illiteracy dey cause.

Why are wise atheists not electrocuted? Why is Satan preventing my electrocution and your god allowing yours? I know you won't understand these questions but the day you do, that day you will realise that you are nothing but a programmed blackman who instead of solving his problems at first would start shouting dead jewish names when avoidable calamity happens.

If you had used the money and time you spent going to church (and giving thites) to secure and make safe your house, this wouldn't have happened to you. You instead give god glory for your negligence. What if your child have been electrocuted due to your stuppidity? You would now be blaming Satan my Master. Hypocrites!

If you have 3000 pounds, please start a business in Nigeria. Any business. Don't go and waste away in England.

Op, why are you calling them your brothers?

Oh! I see your moniker.

bla bla bla

Oh no.
I meant Yoruba which means oily soup. Not yoruba.

mcfynest: i get, then whats the alfa doing at the back of your name

Are you a musician? If not, what's the mc doing at the back of your name?

Are you a bird? Then what's the nest doing in the front of your name?

mcfynest: ma bro all you need is faith and everything will be ok. its easier to believe in what you can see than what you cannot see

Of course, I agree with you. With faith, all things are possible. Including believing in nonsense.

mcfynest: ok, can you give us reasons why you dont believe in God?

The same reason you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Yoruba is really an easy dish to prepare. Many people hear about the tribes in the south west eating Yoruba but don't know what it is. Here is a simple Yoruba recipe:

One bottle of palm oil.
One cup of vegetable oil.
Half cup of groundnut oil.
Any type of leaf vegetable. Chopped.
Crayfish
Tomatoes
6 maggi cubes
Assorted meat
Kpomo


Put all ingredients in pot. Cook for 1 hour 20 minutes. Serve with eba or amala.
Enjoy.

Uyi Iredia: Do you agree that there are cogent arguments to support this disbelief and discredit opposing beliefs ? Again a yes or no will suffice.

No

Guitarlife: isn't it funny that nobody has suggested this? 'MARRIAGE' someone is thirsty and you are telling him to forget about water , will that solve his problem? what is wrong with this generation? why is it so cursed with selfish , pretentious, sweet talking , self righteous goons masquerading as MOG?
Poster just as you reach for a cup of water when hungry, i'd recommend you start thinking of marriage. That urge is God's way of reminding you that it ain't good for you to be alone. Pray all you can or do a million push-ups, you'd still be back to those funky thoughts. If after getting a wife you are still stuck with pornography then you may have a problem.

Will you let him marry your sister?

Uyi Iredia: Do you lack a belief in God (as defined by atheists) ? A simple yes or no will suffice, thanks.

Yes.

Satan is great. He does marvelous things. Churches are breaking up. Thank you Lord Master Lucifer.

mcfynest: ahn ahn alfa, help d dude na

I am helping him.

mcfynest: wow...am so surprised. after reading ur previous posts nd coments i was expecting a logical ans frm u.

lemme get this straight, you do not believe in anything called religion or you as u said u do not belive your religion to be true.
my bro, if u doubt the authencity of your religion then pls get out of babylon the great(religion)

You assumed that I have a belief system which I consider true. I said that I do not have such.

Your lack of understanding such a simple premise is your problem. Solve it yourself.

ksam: thanks for the insult,,it was even worst when i have a girlfriend...

Maybe you need a sexier girlfriend.... or a boyfriend.

mcfynest: Now the question is this.... why do you consider what you believe in as the truth?

I do not.

frank pessu: Kanye's baby.
6/15/2013
6
1+5=6
2+0+1+3=6
666
Evil baby

He is a blessed one.

Thank you Satan for this latest gift to mankind.

it is not only embassy. The whole infested lot of civil service is rotten. There is no competence. If you know oga, you get work, if not carry your certificates go ride keke napep.

I try to avoid anything nigerian as far as I can. You can get panic attack just trying to renew a passport or something.

And op? You made a mistake giving that wrong document to the canadian authorities. I hope it doesn't come back to haunt you in the future. In some countries, it is a crime to knowingly provide false information about yourself in offical documents. Which is exactly what you did.

Well, it sounds better than South West.

See wetin dey worry this one.

Alex32: God is watching you people ohhhh

As if he's capable of doing more than watching? And hiding while watching.

Oh! Go back to sleep, the watchdoG is watching.