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PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari's Statement At The Coronation Of King Charles III by alizma: 9:11am On May 08, 2023
Rayban25:
Tell that to your father.
More confirmation received
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari's Statement At The Coronation Of King Charles III by alizma: 8:12am On May 08, 2023
Rayban25:
Buhari is as irrelevant as his speech that I didnt bother to read. Next please.
You read the topic before opening it right? If you are busy opening topics you are not interested in, that only says one thing about you, you need a doctor before you find your way to the market.
FamilyRe: How & Why do siblings fall apart? by alizma:
There are many reasons for why siblings fall apart but one thing I know is the easiest way to avoid falling apart. You can avoid this by technically staying apart from the onset, I don't mean you should hate your siblings or parents but to your family, try to be different from the onset but deep inside your heart, be one with all.
This may be a little bit confusing but if you can understand it, it will help you. If your family is doing a thing that doesn't go well with you, politely but firmly tell them you are not in irrespective of who initiate it, if it goes your way, be involved irrespective of who initiate it. With this, you are kind of a stand out person who cannot be accused of avoiding the family or so. Gradually they get the feeling that you are kind of different from others which indeed, no two individuals are the same.
We start having issues when we tend to adjust too much to what others want. Lest I forget, don't depend on anyone for your survival too, let them always see themselves as your helper not your saviour, that is, in most of your breakthrough, you start the journey, no matter how small before you ask for there help. If a man is the one to tell you to go to school, buy forms for you and pay your tuition, my brother, he will have hug feelings of you being indebted to him etc
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Electricity Consumption In Nigeria Cheapest In The World – FG by alizma: 11:13am On May 07, 2023
There are many things Nigerians benefit that they don't know.
HealthRe: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by alizma: 5:13pm On May 06, 2023
Salasa:
The last time I masturbated was exactly three weeks ago. The ejaculation I forced two weeks ago was due to what I'm about writing.

I'm 20 years old, never had sex before, i had masturbated harshly with water and lubricant when I got so hot, after some days, I realized my penis lay flat and numb, there was no blood circulation. I thought it to be a minor issue, but after a week, I got scared, I tried getting an erection, it wasn't coming, I beat my meat, no response. I watched soft pornography and read erotics, the erection was weak and I forced ejaculation. This was two weeks ago.

Since then till today, blood circulation in my penis stopped sporadically, I would think all arousing stuffs I could, nothing. For good two weeks, I only experienced morning boner thrice or so, others were just semi-boners...

I got frustrated yesterday and wondered if I've erectile dysfunction at this my age, thoughts of going into the seminary flooded my mind, funny, don't laugh ohhhh..

Yesterday, while I was about sleeping, I felt blood flowing down my penis, I tried getting an erection, it didn't come. I slept, woke up today to a nocturnal emission otherwise called wet dreams, I was happy.

I lay a little and my hard erection came, the tip was full and shiny, I noticed veins too, it stood for some minutes and went down. My happiness knew no bound, I took my bath, I tried again while bathing, I beat my meat and it stood vigorously, I let it off. I'm so happy.

Please, what could be the cause of my partial erectile dysfunction for three weeks, I don't masturbate oftenly, highest is once or twice a week if I want, I even go weeks without it, I got scared, I now know what impotence feels like.

I felt low sexual desire, numbness, frustration, obsession, nothing could arouse me, not even soft porn, ahhh, that was bad.

What caused this? This is romance section, some people might learn.
Nothing is wrong with you. Abstain from masturbating. Get a girlfriend if need be. Your current situation is as a result of what is going on in your head, up there is the thought that you have erectile problem and everyman's third leg walk with the head except when you are drunk.
HealthRe: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by alizma: 5:07pm On May 06, 2023
Ok
RomanceRe: Moment Groom Wipes Off Lipstick Of Bride Before Kissing On Wedding Day (video) by alizma: 11:11pm On May 05, 2023
Rayban25:
That man is one of the problems of this country.

Kissing a woman with lip gloss on is one of the best sensations ever. Mumu man
According to you not him
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson's Father Is Dead! Johnson Ametuo Daniel Dies (Photo) by alizma: 11:05pm On May 05, 2023
Merch:
We didn’t know her father until his death angry men dey suffer sha
Do you know her mother?
BusinessRe: Neveah Makes Financial Times 2023 Africa’s Fastest Growing Companies Ranking by alizma: 11:07am On May 05, 2023
Congratulations
PoliticsRe: My Administration Will Make Corruption Unattractive - Tinubu Assures Nigerians by alizma: 3:51pm On May 04, 2023
Police and others should get ready for something good is coming.
Girls, no leave your working class guy because him no get car because very soon, that guy go get car on credit under Tinubu
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole, Gbajabiamila, Wike, And Ayiri Share Light-Hearted Moments (Video) by alizma: 10:05pm On May 03, 2023
Wike shows he is more matured than Amaechi when it comes to real politics.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole, Gbajabiamila, Wike, And Ayiri Share Light-Hearted Moments (Video) by alizma: 10:02pm On May 03, 2023
creolehunt:
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.

Wike don corner them.
CareerRe: Should I Tell My Boss About It by alizma: 6:46pm On May 03, 2023
Lymetsaucer:
So guys, My boss has a tech firm which I work as a manager. he is into properties as a side hustle so am I, which he is not aware of.
Okay, recently he was making a call about a 3 bedroom which he needs for a client and I have some.
Should I tell him? Because I think I should just stick to the tech aspect of business with him. My gut is telling me it won't end well, you know how this boss behave sometimes when it's time for sharing commissions.

I need your opinion on this too maybe am over thinking the whole thing.
Keep your secret hustle to yourself. If he had been aware of your side hustle, I would say tell him but since he had not been in the know of your side hustle, telling him now can change things towards South. The moment you tell him now, his mind will say, she is interested in the commission, beside many bosses don't want to know that you have side hustle. You can tell him some other days, thereafter if he needs something, you can say I have it.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Launches Nigeria Agenda For 2050. Presides Over FEC Meeting by alizma: 11:47am On May 03, 2023
inoki247:
Lol just dey play you wey dey go next month dey Launch 2050 agenda...
Have you ever heard or read that government is a going concern, if yes, do you know the meaning?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Launches Nigeria Agenda For 2050. Presides Over FEC Meeting by alizma: 11:46am On May 03, 2023
socialmediaman:
What else is inside that agenda other than building rail lines to Niger?

Please give way let the country be led by people like PO who are future focused
Anambra for example
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu Bought $11 million London Mansion In 2017 - Bloomberg by alizma: 4:12pm On May 02, 2023
Why are they just telling us? Enemies of progress
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye & Wife Folu, Sing For Oby Ezekwesili On Her 60th Birthday (Video) by alizma: 8:51am On May 02, 2023
Congratulations to her. What a great honour
PoliticsRe: Lady Surprises Boyfriend Who Is A Mechanic On His Birthday (video) by alizma: 4:59pm On Apr 29, 2023
Tomorrow some sisters go dey complain, how that babe wey dey always dress anyhow, paint hair and fix long nails get married first? This is the difference. Most of these girls you tagged wayward know how to take care of men. All they need is a man that will provide their needs and they in turn will take care of the man. But these I too know girls wey Sabi read Bible and Quran from front to back but never take the instructions from the holy books will come to your house to teach you how to run it. And tomorrow when the ones they tagged wayward take their boyfriend they started asking God how come. This is how come. This girl accept this guy at his lowest stage and it is pleasing to the heart of everyman seeing it
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Applauds Buhari's Decision To Postpone 2023 Population Census by alizma: 4:18pm On Apr 29, 2023
Somebody don dey align small Small.
PoliticsRe: When Will Ohaneze, Pa Adebanjo, Obasanjo, Etc Visit The President-elect? by alizma: 2:56pm On Apr 29, 2023
Oga calm down, we are taking our time to swallow the bitter truth. Just calm down
PoliticsRe: Patience Ozokwor Receives Appointment From Peter Mbah, Enugu Governor-Elect by alizma: 2:52pm On Apr 29, 2023
Hope she is keeping some money for her old age? No be after all the movies we bought and these appointments, later somebody go come dey say why are Nigerians abandoning their old stars.
This goes to everyone of us, when you have the opportunity, enjoy yourself but remember time will come when the light will not be focused on you. A word is enough.....
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle Moms And Their Unending WhatsApp Broadcast? by alizma: 2:49pm On Apr 29, 2023
daewoorazer:
The screenshots below were shared by a twitter user:

If you have a religious/pious mom, this won’t be news to you. Every religious post that contains prayers will surely be reforwarded to you, it’s usually more painful as these kinds of posts are accompanied with videos (large mb if you ask me)...

Any experience? Share them!
Mother will say, you are not existing if no one is talking about you, keep your focus while they do the talking.
HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction by alizma: 2:31pm On Apr 29, 2023
Biglol008:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls I need your advice. I’m married 28 years, no children yet. Newly wedded, I have a problem. I don’t last long on bed. I cum very quickly and it takes a long time like 4 hours for me to get another erection and most times it’s not very hard like my first erection.

I was told the nitric oxide in my body is low. Pls I need help. How do I boost my nitric oxide in my body or if there are any supplements let me buy.

I’m afraid if I don’t do anything now my wife might eventually cheat in the future. I no longer have my morning erection like some guys do. I have exercise, did ginger, garlic, bitter Kola nothing seems to be working.

What can I do to remedy my situation. Pls no talk of hospital health wise I’m very okay. No diabetics or anything no infection pls help me so I can save my marriage and my myself.
Talk to this person. Add her on WhatsApp and tell her to send list of her product. I don't think WhatsApp will cost you much to chat with her +234 803 594 9466.
I don't want to post her name before people will say I am marketing her product. If you are convinced you can go ahead to buy her product. Success
TravelRe: Sudan: Update On The Evacuation Of Nigerians - Air Force, Air Peace On Standby by alizma: 11:33am On Apr 29, 2023
This woman dey give me Joy. Safe trip back home to our brothers and sisters.
As for those who cannot put their small family together but are quick to complain about others, continue, that is your trade and you live by it.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki To Commission N1bn ‘Sen. Daisy Danjuma Hostel’ At UNIBEN Today (Photos) by alizma: 9:18am On Apr 29, 2023
AsomStructures:
One billion ke... Obaseki is the worst governor edo state have had...
Edo no be Lagos na, una never shi shon tin.
FamilyRe: Borrowing & Not Repaying: Have You Ever Encountered Such From Family Or Friends? by alizma: 11:12pm On Apr 28, 2023
Evestar200:
Have you ever lend money to someone and when is time for them to pay they will tell you or do something that will make you regret ever helping them?

Share your stories.
Tell him ok you understand but run as long as your legs can carry you far far far away from such people.
You see this people
1) some who eat your food and soon forget how he almost fainted before you gave him the food
2) someone who forget soon how he was naked before you cover his shame with clothing or accomodation and
3) some who forget soon, how he was broke before you bail him out, these 3 set of people can kill you for being good to them. Once I noticed you have any of these traits, I quickly leave you with whatever help I had rendered to you and moved on. Once you help any of these people get on their feet, they suddenly start to think it is their right, in fact some of the will say you haven't done enough
FamilyRe: Borrowing & Not Repaying: Have You Ever Encountered Such From Family Or Friends? by alizma: 11:06pm On Apr 28, 2023
Evestar200:
Have you ever lend money to someone and when is time for them to pay they will tell you or do something that will make you regret ever helping them?

Share your stories.
Tell him ok you understand but run as long as your legs can carry you far far far away from such people.
You see this people
1) some who eat your food and soon forget how he almost fainted before you gave him the food
2) someone who forgot soon how he was naked before you cover his shame with clothing or accomodation and
3) some who forgot soon, how he was broke before you bail him out, these 3 set of people can kill you for being good to them. Once I noticed you have any of these traits, I quickly leave you with whatever help I had rendered to you and moved on. Once you help any of these people get on their feet, they suddenly start to think it is their right, in fact some of the will say you haven't done enough
Car TalkRe: Lagos State Number-Plate Recognition Camera Caught Man Driving With Expired Pape by alizma: 10:45pm On Apr 28, 2023
kerry57:
Na where we go dey see govt development be this. Anything wey go dey collect money for masses hands govt go dey go tech sharperly but the one wey go put money for masses hands, u no go see them and development, Dem go sereke
They are here again, Adams complainant
PoliticsRe: Southwest States To Launch Regional Electricity, Rail Projects by alizma: 9:28pm On Apr 28, 2023
godliman:
This is already Restructuring no matter how you look at it.
So people will still complain.
InvestmentRe: Femi Otedola Sells His Shares In Transcorp by alizma: 1:27pm On Apr 28, 2023
rookidmart:
Pump and dump.
Forte Oil, FBN and now Transcorp.
Na game Dem dey play, the man is making his money. For every deal, he gain something.
EducationRe: Nigerian Students Rescued From Sudan Arrive Egypt, Await Airlift. by alizma: 1:17pm On Apr 28, 2023
Abike you have your own shortfalls like everyone, but you are the best so far on this job. You have done well.
Wishing them safe trip back home.
FamilyRe: You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens (pix) by alizma: 1:14pm On Apr 28, 2023
dawnomike:
Every woman, especially wives should endeavour to be financially empowered!!!
Sometimes it is not about the finance only but the emotional strength to absorb the challenges. A man can work hard all day, get paid 10k and on getting home, a list of 9,950 for house needs is present to him and he goes inside and say, thank God, at least I am able to act like a man today by paying the bills then he drops the money and pray that God should provide another job the following day before he exhaust the remaining 50 naira. Try that with a woman and you will understand the difference.

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