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Romance › Re: The Moment You Ask A Man For Money You Are Cheap. by AlphamaleTech1(m): 9:36pm On Apr 24, 2021

I was reading u guys comments while her call came in. (5minutes ago)

Have been asking this girl out for over a month now, she was adamant of it so i decided to jettison her.

She complained I dont call her anymore, meanwhile she told me few months ago that her dad came to her shop to complain of her not coming home with a man to marry her. (Serious issue o)

After a lengthy discussion, i realised she actually called to ask me for urgent 2k specifically for data (SHOCK OF MY LIFE) forgetting the pressure of not having someone to marry her at the age of 29.

I had to drop the call.

I nearly cried for her.

This is not a case of "Problem no dey finish", this one na problem wey just dey start.

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Romance › Re: He Blocked Me For No Reason. by AlphamaleTech1(m): 6:57am On Apr 24, 2021

Now we all know y u ain't married at that menopause age of yours.
Till now u never learn ur lesson to cool down abi.
Continue asking for your bride price from different guys.
Am sure at 30 u will still be asking for URGENT 2K

Romance › Re: He Blocked Me For No Reason. by AlphamaleTech1(m): 6:48am On Apr 24, 2021

Thank God u said insults are allowed.

U just met a guy u don rush collect like 7k from him and u expect him not to block u

If u dont know him won't u travel huh

what's wrong with u ladies sef ehn, u are aware he his younger than u yet ur body dey do u grr grr to ask him for money coz its in your blood stream.

yeye dey smell

Mthewww.

Education › Re: Can You Guess The Department? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 7:55pm On Apr 23, 2021

GEOLOGY

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Throwback Picture Ministering In Church As A Child by AlphamaleTech1(m): 3:49pm On Apr 23, 2021

Oga no be ministration

Na ur memory verse u dey read give member

John Chapter 11vs 35

Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Advises Men: Rather Than Laugh At Me, Learn From My Mistakes by AlphamaleTech1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 23, 2021

No dey whine ur sef

We go laff and learn at the same time

Killing two birds with a stone.

Romance › Re: Lady Tattooed Her Boyfriend's Face On Her Throat. Photo Goes Viral by AlphamaleTech1(m): 6:08pm On Apr 22, 2021

Him Dick dey always reach her throat
A.K.A E CHOKE

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of This Simp Of A Guy by AlphamaleTech1(m): 5:58pm On Apr 22, 2021

U will hate ur self if I should comment.

U so annoying with this trash.
Ole!!!!

Romance › Re: Who Wants To Play The Name Game by AlphamaleTech1(m): 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2021

LordZero:

craze guy

LordZero:

craze guy

Romance › Re: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by AlphamaleTech1(m): 5:31pm On Apr 22, 2021

Story of my life
Rosemary won't even gimmi a break after I came (cum)
She would continue riding
Even u can't differentiate btw my sp*rm and my d*ck, all turned to akamu.
Few months i was admitted to the hospital.
Rosemary, anywhere u are, e no go better for u.

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Romance › Re: Fooled My Girlfriend Of 4 Years To Thinking She Was Going Out With Another Guy by AlphamaleTech1(m): 4:47pm On Apr 17, 2021

The statement "I AM FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY"
wet her pant.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 10:42am On Apr 12, 2021

Train to Busan 1
Train to Busan Peninsula 2
Oh, watch this and thank me later.

Romance › Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 12:20am On Apr 07, 2021

AlphamaleTech1:
I caught her receiving Doggy from another guy, I never thought it was over...but when she started screaming the guys name instead of mine, I knew I had to give up.

Romance › Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 12:20am On Apr 07, 2021

My side chick

Romance › Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 12:19am On Apr 07, 2021

I caught her receiving Doggy from another I never thought it was over...but when she started screaming the guys name instead of mine, I knew I had to give up.

cry

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Romance › Re: He Is A Cheat, Yet Won’t Let Me Go by AlphamaleTech1(m): 10:19pm On Mar 08, 2021

Almost all men cheat but this one matter get as he be. Am not sure u are 100% safe if u go ahead to settle down with him.

* He will someday raise his filthy hands to give u d beatings of your life and later apologize

* That kind of guy who sleeps around ain't far from giving u STD's even HIV/AIDS. (U don chop am be dat)

* Might get to a stage he will stop sleeping at home and care less about your well being.

He loves cheating naturally but him village people add oil join am.

What more can I say huh

Just run!!!!!

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does This Everytime by AlphamaleTech1(m): 9:04pm On Mar 08, 2021

She will only tell u about the ones she doesn't like. she won't tell u anything if she falls in love with any...

Dey there make pant dey wear u.

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TV/Movies › Re: Regina Daniels Returns To Acting With “The Journey Of Love” (Photos) by AlphamaleTech1(m): 8:59pm On Mar 08, 2021

Zzor:
Good one,she's really utilizing her opportunity, patiently waiting for my own Ned

Dont wait for NED, work very hard and be the female version of NED.

U hear me??.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Block Me After Seeing Me On Video Call? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2021

Valenciabaddie:
really contagious..... broke is still manageable but that disease called"ugliness" cannot be tolerated

Dark knuckles, borrow pose car

Am sure uve gat nothing in dat head of yours, we sabi una type... Fake life.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Block Me After Seeing Me On Video Call? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 6:35pm On Mar 07, 2021

Feddytune:
you look broke and poverty stricken... plus ugly and ugliness is contagious, guess that's why they blocked the diesese

Ha na wa oo... U want make this guy go hang himself??

This is too much coupled with what he might be going through already.

Politics › Re: Shitta-Oke Ode Bridge Reconstructed By Desmond Elliot (Picture) by AlphamaleTech1(m): 8:49am On Mar 06, 2021

Now I give up on anyone even those that criticise the govt going into politics to better the life's of citizens.

Many things they pain me but my talk no go change anything.

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle Time 1 by AlphamaleTech1(m): 10:16pm On Mar 05, 2021

richmond500:
in a bus, you carried eight persons from Kano state, dropped five in Abuja the carried more 12 and dropped two in Lagos, then finally stopped and dropped all in portharcourt, carried more 17 and went back to kano and dropped all

what is the name of the driver?

Finally

Romance › Re: Girls, What Is Your Opinion On Guys With Big Ears by AlphamaleTech1(m): 9:21pm On Mar 05, 2021

No worry guy, atleast you have one follow come skills

Listening skills.

Romance › Re: Help !!! I'm About To Shag A Dumb Ass Lady!!! by AlphamaleTech1(m): 8:58pm On Mar 05, 2021

Advice u not to do it??
U av made up ur mind
It won't end as planned.

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Fiancé Celebrate Christmas With Loved Up Photos by AlphamaleTech1(m): 10:55am On Dec 26, 2020

Omihanifa:
1st picture ( before sex)
2nd picture ( after sex)

U can notice anything sha

Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila Call On Nigerians To Pray For The Country's Leaders by AlphamaleTech1(m): 10:32am On Dec 25, 2020

I DEY PRAY FOR THEM BUH UNCLE BUHARI NO GREE CLOSE EYES. undecided

Politics › Re: How Is The Electricity Bill In Your Area? by AlphamaleTech1(m): 5:07pm On Dec 21, 2020

Whooping 25k for just 2 flats

May God have mercy on them

Getting prepaid next year.

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