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Family / Re: Did You Achieve Your Goals/targets For This Year? by AlphaStorm: 6:52pm On Dec 25, 2022
Food / Re: Merry Christmas Nairalanders... SHOW YOUR FOOD. What Are You Cooking Today? by AlphaStorm: 10:22am On Dec 25, 2022
We pray and hope for a better next year.Amen

Aje !!!!
Food / Re: Merry Christmas Nairalanders... SHOW YOUR FOOD. What Are You Cooking Today? by AlphaStorm: 10:21am On Dec 25, 2022
Chai, na who get food go post am.
Everywhere just dry

I dey tell u bro. embarassed
Food / Re: How To Make Meat Pie Without Oven, Use Your Pot (Photos, Video) by AlphaStorm: 9:40am On Dec 23, 2022

Whats the difference between Meat pie and Miss pie?

U can meet your pie if u are early and u can miss your pie if u are late !!!!.

The main difference is PUNCTUALITY grin

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Travel / Re: Video Of How Abuja-Kaduna Train Rammed Into A Car by AlphaStorm: 8:22am On Dec 16, 2022
The Camera man is a FAILURE !!!!!!

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Politics / Re: MP Kemi Badenoch Meets With Okonjo-Iweala (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 4:32pm On Dec 06, 2022
Great NIGERIAN Women making NIGERIA proud on the global stage.

Daft minded buffon !!!!!! How d fvck is she making Nigeria proud

Person wey don turn her back against her people !!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by AlphaStorm: 7:30pm On Nov 30, 2022
The daft minded woman doesn't even know her true origin

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Agriculture / Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by AlphaStorm: 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2022


We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel

Hyena or Leopard !!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by AlphaStorm: 9:12pm On Nov 27, 2022
Hello house. Is there any one that has this problem? It seems there is a part of my brain that is wired this way for years now.

While most people lie to escape punishment and blame etc, i tend to lie for no reason atall. Sometimes i need to lie further just to modify the initial lie.

1. I went late to work because i had to take home some office files which i worked with all through the night. When asked, i lied to my boss that i had a compound dispute tha made me come late. Saying the truth would have earned me praises from my boss and saved me alot of stress.

2. I got injured at home. When my landlady asked how, i lied that i had a serious accident when going to work that morning.
I told her a long story about the accident scene and all. She was sympatizing with me and almost wept. embarassed

These are just few examples i can type now, there is more.

I can't help but lie most of the time i have conversation with people. Any advice?

E be like say ubdey use LInux OS !!!!!
Politics / Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 4:44pm On Nov 24, 2022

Yeah right, you wish grin

Wait and see !!
Politics / Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 6:47pm On Nov 22, 2022

I will tell you what you will do with oil money, you will give every drop of oil to fgn, who will sell it and add to the federation account. Derivation will be paid to you as is done to other oil producing states. The proceeds from oil sales will be shared amongst all the states of Nigeria and gov.

The oil of the north belongs to the north!!!!!
Politics / Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 6:47pm On Nov 22, 2022
Can we have our referendum pls ?
Health / Re: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by AlphaStorm: 8:10pm On Nov 20, 2022
D guy get mind go dey sue side !!!!!! angry
NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 1:43pm On Nov 17, 2022
Shey u dey whyne Old barrister
Celebrities / Re: Tony Umez And Wife Patsy Ogochukwu Celebrate 23rd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by AlphaStorm: 8:16am On Nov 17, 2022
Oh Dorling !!!!!!!
Happy anniversary Dorling grin grin
Politics / Re: I Am Going To Privatize Our Ailing Crude Oil Refineries - Atiku Declares by AlphaStorm: 6:12pm On Nov 15, 2022
Atiku is right we must stop subsidizing inefficiency. Those who insulted him for saying thesame thing in 2019 have hurriedly privatized NNPC

WRONG !!!!!
Pets / Re: Help Me Rate These GSD by AlphaStorm: 5:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Its not pure breed. I'll give it 7/10.

Go ahead and buy it. You'll breed it pure on your own if you have a Male pure blood.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Cope With The Pain Of Job Rejection? by AlphaStorm: 1:42pm On Nov 13, 2022
Omo e no easy but God get my back. I travelled all the way from Ilorin to Lag only to get rejected because I told d CEO during the interview that I am in d last stage of my Masters programme. For my mumu mind, I thought it was OKAY to tell them the TRUTH about myself.

One thing I learnt from the interview is to never tell the TRUTH. Only tell them what they want to hear.


Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Explore Nuclear Energy To Generate Electricity by AlphaStorm: 8:28am On Nov 08, 2022

I don't speak in pidgin when discussing serious topics, sorry.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Explore Nuclear Energy To Generate Electricity by AlphaStorm: 7:00am On Nov 08, 2022

Shut up. Ignoramus.

Are you even aware we have nuclear reactors in Nigeria operated by Nigerian nuclear scientists?

This thread is not for kids like you that will just come in here and type any ignorant rubbish, you hear?

Shey na d one wey dey ABU abi which one ??
Food / Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by AlphaStorm: 7:04am On Nov 06, 2022
Hi, with the growing price of rice, things don't seem to be cheap and eating rice would take much from one's earnings.

The unfortunate flood stories on frontpage and also increase in price of rice is worrisome, but man must survive.

I remember the time I used to buy spaghetti and hardly use rice. But one thing led to the other and the price of spaghetti increased and I was forced to look for alternative, and had to resort to rice because it was cheaper then.

Now same rice is increasing in price, what food would you suggest should be used to replace rice based on cost.


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Politics / Re: I’ll Dialogue With IPOB, Other Agitators – Peter Obi by AlphaStorm: 6:34am On Nov 04, 2022
This man is going to mess things up !!!!!

Y'all will see

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Present Action Plan To Private Sector Leaders In Lagos by AlphaStorm: 5:21am On Oct 31, 2022
Please, what's this ?
Cassava ?

Honestly, u are MAD !!!! grin grin

Which kin thing b dis one
Romance / Re: Happy 30th Birthday To Me by AlphaStorm: 7:26am On Oct 29, 2022
Happy Birthday bro

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Politics / Re: 2023: Ben Ayade Presents N330 Billion "budget of Quantum Infinitum" by AlphaStorm: 7:28pm On Oct 27, 2022
Budget of Cablausive Agglutination grin grin grin
Pets / Re: How Can I Stop My Cat From Begging For Food? by AlphaStorm: 8:09pm On Oct 26, 2022
She would leave her food to come and beg me.

Yes, she only begs me because we're close.

It's OKAY, your Cat is normal. Try different variation of food. If she still comes to you to beg, that means she deeply wants to BOND wih you. I'd be worried if it doesnt eat from your hand or rejects food given to it.

My neighbour's CAT doesn't eat local food except Noodles, puff-puff, bread, fish and mice.
Pets / Re: How Can I Stop My Cat From Begging For Food? by AlphaStorm: 6:09pm On Oct 26, 2022
Cats will beg their owners for food for 2 reasons :

1. They are trying to bond with their owners.

2. They aren't satisfied with the quality or quantity of food given to them.

Does it beg for food from you ONLY ??

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Crime / Re: Man Plunges Into Lagos River Over Allegations Of Theft by AlphaStorm: 10:58pm On Oct 23, 2022
Irriswarriris cool cool cool
Food / Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by AlphaStorm: 6:44pm On Oct 19, 2022


Food / Re: How Is Snake Tomatoe Prepared? by AlphaStorm: 7:22pm On Oct 15, 2022
do they sell it. I like to have a taste

Food / Re: How Is Snake Tomatoe Prepared? by AlphaStorm: 1:20pm On Oct 15, 2022
remove the red covering on the seed, put the soft red covering in ur blender or mortar

Scrape the inside of the skin, put the paste you get into the blender or mortar

Clean the skin and steam it.

Blend the skin as well.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Advice Me On These Two Jobs by AlphaStorm: 6:57pm On Oct 13, 2022

You are too stupid to be earning 400k

Bas*ard !!!!!! grin grin !!!!!!

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