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Na only ajebo dey fear this kind tin.... Even for where 50invigilators dey we dey carry am.. Y I no go do am.

HARMATHAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Arise o cool dry breeze
Harmathan call we obey
To serve all wet things dry
With wind & strength & cold
The labour of umbrella past
Shall not just be in vain
To wash legs, better than bath
some girls shall stop 2 rub white powder on
face.
THE PLEDGE
I plegde 2 harmathan my visitor
To be heat free, dry and whitish
To purchase vaseline without delay
To defend her white nature
And oppose dry lips & cold breeze
So help me vaseline.

Never be afraid to try, remember... Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny......

lomprico:
Vote the goats for president

Which party them dey.. Abeg

Note. Not a supporter of any political parties... D Jonathan part looks like our coat of Arm. D goat look like d horse while gej is d Eagle...
Dat Buharii part don't knw ow to explain that..

BUH D GOAT EVEN REALIZE WE R SUFFERING IN THIS COUNTRY AND WE STILL TAKE OUR TIME TO SUPPORT THIS PPLE THAT WHEN DEY GET THERE 4GET ABOUT HOW WE SUFFER FOR THEM DURING CAMPAIGN

zleemshaddy:
the person who designed it even put as* hole . . . Na wa oo

My brother that shows Nigeria get talent. Nw

Baawaa:
This is birth day's cake for "Olosho"

But na d cake dey bring Kom 4ur wedding wetin u go do dats d question

Be sincere if this is given to you..

trapangels:
na wa o, must everytin be Gej Unemployment issue has been even bf we were born.so lets try to leave dis politicians alone @ tyms.its nt like ur complains will change anytin. D guy in question is a criminal without a focus.

lolz

majekdom2:
]in a way you encouraging this , he can use that car for a drop service , which is better than cheating ... who knows he might meet an helper while running this service . he is just not ready to work . I can bet that car is a stolen vehicle.

never nd never y should i support such d man is lazy we can jez kip dependin on d government nd expect change in ur lyf since u r nt an handicap nt in support @ all

Etruth:
Try and grow some sense instead of your hair.

i c frm ur status..

orimsamsam:
. Den jonathan is a criminal that why he is goin 4 second term

nobody will ever wanna leave dat post luk @ d lyf of Gadaffi ,jonathan even demand 4 6yrs cox he don't wanna risk it..3million 4 fud money daily if na u wetin u go do..na touch nd pick lyf dem dey live nw

Etruth:
Can a human be this senseless? How does democratically contesting for an office make someone a criminal? Chaiii!!! Who gave this one access to the internet?

u sound crazy u taught u could open dat ur senseless fish brain to talk 2 whoever u c on d net mind u..don't u even bother 2 quote me again

Beesluv:
NO, I can't wait for 21 days to declare it Ebola free. Xmas is just few days ahead

lolz

Make she kom breast feed me 1st b4 i believe sey na 2ru news

Na who i go blame 4 dis..ok i blame sambo everyday no be GEJ

Beesluv:
Lol, which 1 no get any disease

na d 1 wey we just ship kom frm liberia there r free frm all disease

pelumiiakinboye:
The Police n Ogun State re doing a grt job. Kudos

yea d SAS R REALLY WORKIN AM ALSO A MAPOLY STUDENT AM HAPPY ABH DIS ..I DONT SUPPOrt wat is bad in d name of am a mapaite.

Beesluv:
OK, wen will it get to my turn

wait he go soon reach ur turn tokunbo chicken or china which 1 u want

Five students of the Moshood Abiola Polytechnic Abeokuta were on Friday arraigned before a Magistrate Court in the Ogun State capital for unlawful possession of firearms and belonging to a prohibited secret cult.
The accused persons are Olawale Olaniyi, Adeyemi Azeez, Olufalo Bidemi, Osilaja Hammed and Bashorun Sodiq.
They are facing a three-count charge, which ranged from conspiracy, unlawful possession of firearms and belonging to a secret cult.
The charge read that the accused, on August 5, 2013 at Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokut,a in the Abeokuta Magisterial District belonged to a group called , a secret cult society, contrary to Section 3 and punishable under Section 5 of the Secret Cult (Prohibition and Special Prohibition) Laws of Ogun State, 2006.
The accused persons were also alleged to be unlawfully in possession a locally-made gun, and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 3 of the Firearms Act (Cap 28) Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 2004.
The arraignment of the accused was based on the legal advice of the Director of Public Prosecution in a letter with reference number AB11/S.9631A/12 dated July 21, 2014, which recommended the trial.
When the charge was read to the accused, they pleaded not guilty.
Two counsel, Bolarinwa Odeyale and B.O Saidu appeared for the accused.
Odeyale pleaded for renewal of the bail earlier granted the accused before their case file was sent to the DPP but the court noted that it could only be granted if a new application was filed or the sureties came forward to update the bail application for the benefits of the accused.
Odeyale was able to perfect his argument and prayers in favour of three of the accused; Olawale Olaniyi, Olufalo Bidemi and Bashorun Sodiq, who were granted bail. Two others, Adeyemi Azeez and Osilaja were ordered to be remanded in prison for their inability to meet the bail conditions.
The case was adjourned till February 19, 2015
source:punchng.com

By Gbenga Ariyibi, Ado-Ekiti
EkitiState governor, Mr Ayo Fayose, yesterday, commenced the implementation of his stomach infrastructure programme, as he distributed no fewer than 80,000 birds, 100,000 bags of rice and cash gift to the less privileged, widows and the aged in the state.
According to a press statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Mr Idowu Adelusi, yesterday, the office of the governor was besieged by the people who later went back home with gifts.
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Peter Ayodele Fayose distributing chicken, rice and money to the widow and aged in Ado Ekiti yesterday for the Christmas under the stomach infrastructure programme of his administration
According to the statement, some of the elderly, who could not hide their joy at the rare opportunity of having to celebrate the season with the package, were full of prayers for Fayose and members of his cabinet.
Some of the beneficiaries had stormed the office as early as 10am as the governor, alongside members of his staff, started distributing the package to the people who kept appearing in their multitudes.
Some of the beneficiaries, including Mr Jewoola from Ado-Ekiti, Mr Ife Akinyeye and Mrs. Afolabi Mary, noted that the gesture reaffirmed the governor as a grassroots man.
They appreciated the governor for putting himself in the shoes of the common man who may find it difficult to prepare sumptuous meal for his family at this period of festivity.
The governor later moved to markets in the state capital with same package for those who could come to the Governor’s Office with a promise that all the 16 local governments had designated centres for the distribution.
In a chat with journalists, Fayose stated that his priority was the welfare of the people of Ekiti who, “against all odds”, returned him to office after eight years in a landslide victory.

Sourcewww.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/stomach-infrastructure-fayose-distributes-80000-christmas-birds-100000-bags-rice-cash/

Gospel artiste, Kenny Saint Best, who recently lost out in the All Progressive Congress (APC) House of Assembly primary elections to Folajimi Lai Mohammed has declared that she has learnt a lot in her new found romance with politics.
“The experience is that of inner strength. I got stronger because this was a new terrain, unlike entertainment that you have gotten so used to and you take everything for granted. I also got humbled. In entertainment, you have ego but in politics you dare not bring up that ego or you will be messed up” she toldPotpourri
Continuing: “I learnt how to work with the grassroots; I learnt how to respect the grassroots. I learnt how to respect the ward leaders. I learnt to respect not just the ward leaders, but also the leaders at the local government levels. Politics is a terrain where what you say can either make you or mar you. In entertainment, we talk anyhow we like. In politics, you dare not be loose with what you say because it will be used against you, just like it’s done in the court of law. Everybody has their time in politics. On the flipside, overtaking is also allowed.”
On her current state of mind, the TV talk show host said: “My state of mind is that of a winner. It’s the state of mind of a potential political leader. It’s the state of mind of anovercomer because politics is challenging. I am new in politics, losing the first time cannot stop me”
source:www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/political-lessons-kenny-saint-best/

Y should i koment ..my chicken 4 auz better pax them who cares

lonelydora:
One of the things u see in a face me I face you house.




Sorry bro. In your next world tell ur father to hustle wella like OBJ them.

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So u go fit dey swear 4 us everyday sey na we dey affect ur children future lyf

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i created a topic nd ur mods recreate dat same topic after 30min nd it fp verybadt nd i got banned again 4 postin a news frm vanguard verybadt is dat mod tryin to test d ban key or wat...
Nd dat mrstan update would hit frntpage without koment
Seun create a thread nd let knw d createria of hittin fp though dis my 10th times on fp.right nw am on fp gan self

bynat:
. Do I look homeless to u?

hmmm knw buh wah kind of pple stay in sambisa nw..ASALAm wanna go pray

bynat:
Flat or single room?

i wan buy complete auz buh na me nd u go dey stay dre alone