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Adextaiwo48:
http://www.punchng.com/news/kashamu-shuns-court-case-ndlea-maintains-siege/

An2elect2:
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Trash.

Its okay if you feel inferior as long as know one is hurt. Bye.

An2elect2:
Anything coming from white racists, is a no no for me.


They don't even know what's wrong with us. And
funny enough, they honestly don't want to know.
Am one person that will never play a sycophant to
anybody no matter how highly placed you are. I
criticise our leaders' odious behaviour mercilessly.
And even us as a people, because our leaders are a
product of us. We are all corrupt! i see this everywhere i go. Try correcting any one and watch their spiteful
reaction.

Let me say this, you have no right to criticise these
leaders if your small-scaled lifestyle is no different! I
see so many big hypocrites here condemning the govt
when they are they vilest beings walking this earth.
Shame!



Albeit that, no white ignorant slowpoke who does not
give two rats about us should dictate to us how to run
ourselves! Are we living for them? Are we here to
please or show white people what we can do? These
are racists who see themselves as superior to all
humans based on their economic and infrastructural
progress. Damn! They pretend like they care about us
when in fact they want us down so they can maintain
their superiority status. Even if we were doing so
great, these parasites will still find a reason to hate
us.


Imagine someone, saying the black's race problem is
genetic. LOL And some people applauded that. If our
unique problem is genetic then lets all go sleep after all
it is in us to remain like that. LOLZZZZZZZ



Most white people are so ignorant and damn gullible
that they believe anything coming from the western
media. If there is any group in this world that has been
lied to, it is the white race. LOL


yea, had to repost.

wkkwl:
May God help us in this country we re really suffering.


More pics

clara472:
Following the defeat of President Goodluck Jonathan at the polls in the just concluded elections, The President and several of his cabinet members have been devising all manner of excuses on why they plan to travel abroad. However popular opinion is that they plan to travel to avoid being investigated for alleged corrupt practices while in government by the incoming Buhari administration. Below is a list of ministers who plan to travel abroad and their reasons.

VP Namadi Sambo – Plans to rest in London

Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Finance Minister– To travel to US and return to her World Bank job

Mrs.Diezani Allison-Madueke, Petroleum Minister – Already out of the country. To return for last FEC meeting and jet out again. Exact excuse for travelling is yet unknown.

Minister of Health, Dr. Khaliru Alhassan – To attend the ongoing World Health Assembly in Geneva, Switzerland.

Minister of Education, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau – Exact excuse unknown, but says no amount of road block could stop him from travelling.

Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, Musiliu Obanikoro – To travel abroad for a two-week vacation in Ghana, South Africa or US. Then start 6-week executive course in Harvard afterwards.

Meanwhile, some ministers have ruled out traveling. These include; the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Mr. Olusegun Aganga; Minister of Information, Senator Patricia Akwashiki, Minister of National Planning, Dr. Abubakar Sulaiman and their Foreign Affairs counterpart, Amb. Aminu Wali


PS: This article is a summarized version of the original news
Source: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/1015-list-of-ministers-who-plan-to-travel-abroad-after-may-29-and-their-excuses

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/onuesoke-advises-buhari-on-campaign-promises/

PentiumPro:
The Lagos State governor-elect, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode, has released his official portrait and has requested that he be addressed as simply Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, the Governor of Lagos State.

Symphony007:
Fuel scarcity has shown this man pepper, [s]payback time for all the money they squeeze out of nigeria.[/s]

lasstropinky:
Am on it again... here to expose the Ladies on their secret way of admiring guys.Let's get it done

1. VOICE: If you have such a thin,rythmic all the way Lovely voice it takes small time You get many admirers from the Lady's crew.

2. ACCENTS: A Prof once asked a guy if he truly was a graduate. Why? because he said the guy spoke English like a farmer. Good accent makes you unique and uniqueness earn you a lot of admiration from the Lady's crew.

3.TALENT: You ever wonder why Ladies keep falling for Davido or why 2baba dey impregnate anything impregnatable? it's talent. Two talents Ladies admire in guys are Dancing and Singing. I have the latter.

4. BRILLIANCY: No much explanation brilliancy is an automatic door for admiration.

5. CALMNESS : She just keep staring at you as you sat down there in perfect Calmness and Gentleness in the face of Trouble.

If you are a Lady and you don't secretly admire these things in guys then you are a walking Living emotionally dead robotic Lady.

carlcar2012:
I need a guy that will spend on me and not demand for my body. a guy friend that will take me to the movie and shopping. I need a rich gentle man that knows how to spend on a lady. a gentle man that will not touch me.

if you are let's hang out

Fikzy:
Dear All,

My friend has a challenge with his girlfriend because her best friend is a guy.

Even though this was made known to him before the relationship got intense now he feels uncomfortable with the third party in the relationship. The girl is very close to the guy to the extent that she is welcome to pass the night at the guys home where he lives with his parents and folks.

My guy is worried, I need advice on how to advice him.

oginni106:
I received a message yesterday afternoon from a known person. She was asking me how she can get her ex back permanently. I told her i could not help her get her ex back until i know the reason for the split, she was feeling somehow reluctant at first but she later told me.
Her boyfriend was to take her out for a dinner 2 weeks ago, the guy is a student but his parents are financially stable so he had a car. They picked the date and the particular time that he was to come and pick her, she was dress up and fully ready for the dinner because it was their first. She waited for several minutes after the particular time he was suppose to come but he didn't show up until thirty minutes later. "I heard the horn of his car, so i quickly locked all the windows, pick my bag, shoes and ran outside to meet him, when he saw me, i was expecting to come and embrace me and apologise for his coming late but he did not come, so i went close to his vehicle then i noticed that a girl was sitting beside him so i walked up to her told her that i want to sit beside my boyfriend since i knew she was not his sister, i was expecting him to even tell but he just shouted on me and told me to sit at the back seat, i told him i won't sit there until he told me who was but didn't tell me, he was just talking about if i trust him or not, i told him i trust but i want to know the right the girl has to sit beside him since he didn't talk i told it is over and i went back to my house", she said.
The problem now is, the guy has not called and visited her since then, i told her to move on and if he truly love her, he will come.
NOTE : IN A RELATIONSHIP OR ANYTHING WE ARE DOING, PATIENT IS AN IMPORTANT KEY.

www.tonyhawttalk..com

MyNose:
A BIG LIE.........,... Tell us another one.

ajasbaba:
I will try and make this as short as possible. Few months ago, out drinking with one of my best friend he begins telling me how sexy he finds my wife, and tells me he would love to have s*x with her. He probably expected to get punched in the shoulder, but I told him this has always been a fantasy of mine, allowing my wife to sleep with another man. Although I have never told my wife, or anyone for that matter. My friend and I did not speak about it until a week ago, and I invited him over for dinner last night. I never thought anything would happen other than than some minor flirting, due to her personality. She is the typical business women, very serious, no nonsense and professional. My wife was dressed very nicely, wearing a short black dress and black stiletto heels. I kept the drinks flowing, and the 2 of them started flirting heavily. He had his hands all over her and she was very responsive. I began making comments like you two need to get a room. Finally I said jokingly… you 2 should just get this over with and go in the room and have s*x. I went in the kitchen to get another drink and I hear a door shut. They had gone in the room together, and I just waited in the living room. A few minutes later I knew my fantasy was coming true, as I heard her beginning to moan. I waited a while and listened to her getting louder and louder and finally peeked in. He had her pinned up against the wall unclad wearing only her stiletto heels, pounding her absolutely senseless! I went back into the living room and listened to her. I have never heard her moan and scream that loud, and it went on for almost 2 hours. This morning she was concerned about how I felt and I assured her it was a huge turn on for me and that I was fine with it. I asked her for details of the experience and she told me that she had more orgasms than she could count, and that he was so big he could barely fit inside her, but once he was inside it was the most amazing feeling she has ever had. I can not wait for her to do this again, and she agreed to do this often! Should I just stop this now? I know I probably should, but really don’t want to!

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

dre11:
Check the link provided and see if the OP change any language..... And if you have a problem with it, you can contact punch newspaper

BeeBeeOoh:
Yusuf Muhammed



http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/11/woman-buys-2-babies-for-n1-9m-in-lagos/

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathans-men-begin-clampdown-on-journalists/

Cc lalasticlala

sinaj:
smh
for d posters above me

semasir:
You are what you think.....not all are as perverse as you presume.

daviyjones:
How many of you can do it? Don't forget in this years you will probably be spending on her. The money am sure can build a mansion in your home town.


Sorry my fans no list this time.

detagabriel:
presently in our Fourth year.

semasir:
Guess you're insane.....I'm with my woman 3+ yrs and nothing

richiewilnos:
I pity you all. Come May29, 2015 GEJ would be sworn in as the President of the federal Republic of Nigeria. I Voted and campaigned for GMB. I am a strong supporter of GMB right from 2003, but it is unfortunate that God has destined
GEJ to be Israelite in his Generation. I rest my case.

MichaelSokoto:
www.punchng.com/news/my-ministers-and-i-will-be-persecuted-says-jonathan/

scarred9jan:
I wonder who feeds Jonathan with lies, De klerk divorced Marike because he was having an affair and not because she hated majority rule. And they got divorced 4 years after Mandela became president.

The president tries to talk like he is smart.....

inviix:
Source: http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/4552

iscoli:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/privatisation-of-phcn-a-fraudelectricity-workers-tell-buhari/

chookudi:
This write up may be long but it is worth reading. The source is from Facebook where the author by name Pius Adesanmi posted it. Read and share your thoughts.

OJO TO RO S’EWURO LO RO S’IREKE
By Pius Adesanmi

I’ve been thinking.

Madam Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, the one Nigerian who should never have left Washington to happen to Nigeria with her lethal IMF cocktails, has told us that we are flat broke and that she and her staff have run out of ideas.

She says that she has high blood pressure.

She says that members of her immediate staff have high blood pressure.

She says that we are now effectively Unoka of Things Fall Apart. Unoka worries about paying only his big debts first. Unoka does not tolerate it when people he owes chicken change come to disturb his sleep. The Nigerian economy pays the gargantuan salaries, perks, and allowances of the most indolent and parasitic fragment of our population – the one percent otherwise known as Ministers, Governors, Senators, and the like. Those are the big debts that the Nigerian economy now pays exclusively. As for little debts like the salaries of teachers, pensioners, nurses, civil servants, and messengers, the Nigerian economy, like Unoka, does not worry. After all, the sun will shine on those standing before it shines on those kneeling beneath them.

But the Madam with the awkward gele is not done with us yet. She says that even the big debts of the big Ogas that she is paying, we are borrowing money from pillar to post to settle that one. She says that our Nigerian black behinds are so broke that we are borrowing money to pay the big Ogas while the rest of us, the ninety-nine percent, rot in penury

So, Ogbeni Aregbesola in the state of Osun is tactically manoeuvring out of every promise made to the people of Osun faster than Major-General Chris Olukolade’s trickster tongue has been manoeuvring in and out of Boko Haram scenarios. Ogbeni is no longer feeding the pupils. Ogbeni is no longer paying salaries. Ogbeni says he has no money. He says the remittances from Madam Okonjo in Abuja never come.

But Ogbeni is thankful that his own case is even still better than that of his friend, Idris Wada, in Kogi state. With Idris Wada, Kogi is in the running to clinch the gold medal for Nigeria’s most misgoverned state. After donating millions to the Jonathan campaign in Abuja, Wada returned to Lokoja to sack workers because he could not pay salaries. And now he has announced that the workers he has not sacked are entitled to only sixty percent of salaries he is not paying.

Yes, you heard that right: a state Governor in Nigeria is announcing a forty-percent cut on salaries he is not paying. Idris Wada says he has no money. He says the remittances from Madam Okonjo in Abuja never come.

But Idris Wada is thankful that his own case is even still better than that of his friend, Ochendo, in Abia state. My young friend, Mitt Okorie, insists that Kogi is the younger brother of Abia when we are talking about underdevelopment, backwardness, and kwashiokored governance. Personally, I don’t believe that it is possible to be more underdeveloped and more horribly governed than Kogi state. Anything worse than Kogi state ought to attract the attention of the international community for humanitarian intervention but I will take Mitt’s word for it that Kogi should not be beating her chest over her poor governance creds in the presence of Abia. Apart from running Nigeria’s dirtiest and filthiest state capital, Ochendo pays salaries by ballot and lottery. Ochendo says he has no money. He says the remittances from Madam Okonjo in Abuja never come.

Case after case after case: no state Governor is paying salaries in Nigeria because Madam Okonjo says we are broke. She says it is the fault of oil. Oil is not selling. Where it is selling at all, prices are not good. And we are losing customers left, right, and centre as those who used to buy our oil have either found other sellers or are gyrating towards cleaner, safer, and more efficient alternative sources of energy. They are investing in tomorrow whereas we are still fighting barbaric wars over the Niger Delta’s oil.

Madam Okonjo has been abusing the father and the mother of oil for being responsible for all our woes. Oil is why we are so blest; oil is why we are so underdeveloped; oil is why we have no light; oil is why we have no roads; oil is why we have no hospitals; oil is why our schools belong to the 19th century; oil is why we have no potable water; oil is why we cannot pay salaries; oil is why life is shorter and more brutish in Nigeria than it is for lions and hyenas in the
Serengeti; oil is why ours is such a bitter life.

That is Madam Okonjo’s explanation.

And I start to think about the matriarch’s song. For Mama Isanlu, my grandmother, sings and sings. The matriarch sings:

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro lo ro s’ireke”!

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro lo ro s’ireke”!

The rain falls, sings Mama Isanlu. The rain falls on sugar cane and falls on bitter leaf. There is not a different rain for sugar cane and bitter leaf. Both plants receive the blessing of the same rain from nature, sings the matriarch. The same rain falls on sugar cane and bitter leaf. Sugar cane takes its own share of the rain and travels the path of sweetness while bitter leaf takes its own share of the same rain and travels the path of bitterness.

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro, lo ro s’ireke!”

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro lo ro s’ireke”!

The rain of oil falls on Dubai and falls on Nigeria. The rulers of Dubai use their own share of the rain of oil to launch their people on the path of sweetness while their Nigerian counterparts take same rain and condemn their own people to the path of bitterness. The rain of oil waters sweetness and abundance for the people of Dubai and waters bitterness and penury for the people of Nigeria.

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro, lo ro s’ireke!”

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro lo ro s’ireke”!

And that is why you, President Buhari, must not allow Madam Okonjo Iweala’s gele to block your view to life after oil for Nigeria. She has been offering you advice lately from her location on top of Africa’s most disgraceful gbese economy. We have seen how well her advice to Obasanjo and Jonathan has worked since she happened to our lives.

President Buhari, do not listen to her o. We cannot continue to rely on this single resource controlled by a feeding bottle in Abuja. We have squeezed enough bitterness out of it. Let us see if we are imaginative enough as a people to squeeze sweetness out of agriculture and the hundreds of other resources that litter our patch of earth called Nigeria.
Mama Isanlu’s dirge rings still in my ears:

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro, lo ro s’ireke!”

“Ojo to ro s’ewuro lo ro s’ireke”!

Borrussia:
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Reading Thousands of Comments
here on Nairaland, Some Users
sound like a Messiah and tend to
end corruption if they emerge as
the President of Nigeria.

Corruption is Nigeria’s biggest
problem, I guess you all know that
also? …. but wait! What if you were
given the Chance to become the
President of Nigeria, How will you
fight corruption and put a stop to
it?

Drop your Comment.

IGBOSON1:
^^^Are you implying the federal gov't can do without the proceeds from oil coming from Imo and Abia?

owobokiri:
Like I always tell your type here, the day of reckoning is fast approaching. I am happy you noted that jonathan is NOT igbo! Essentially your ridiclous charge that igbos voted for him out of tribalism is not just peurile, it is baseless and stems from a tribal disposition to read every igbo move from petty angles. He is not igbo! He is IJAW!! Yet it is yorubas and fulanis who voted for their vee pee and president sons respectively that turn around to accuse igbos of tribal voting, forgeting that there were igbo presidential candidates in the last elections. You see your life?

I won't go into the details of how much oil produced onshore in igbo communities. That argeument can only happen with a reasonable entity, not with a tribal upstart whose motives are totally driven by primordial hate. Suffice it to say that at this rate, your petty outbursts/ politics will only unleash a chain of events that will force you to have your own country for once. We will then praise you for biulding modern states with receipts from medieval groundnut pyramids and pest infested cocoa.

jomile:
don't mind if u do