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Politics › Re: "Before Apc Falls Apart" - Dele Momodu by Amazo: 4:59pm On Jul 11, 2015

chesterlee:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/before-apc-falls-apart/214247/

Dele Momodu has been sounding lately like someone shopping for a political appointment! The time of free lunch is over, if this man really wants to make a difference so bad, then he should put his sweat down for a shirt on the political soccer team, and not just be ranting like an unpaid commentator on the sidelines

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Celebrities › Re: See The Lady Who Is Challenging Cossy With Her Boobs Of 6 Photos Here.. by Amazo: 9:30am On Jul 10, 2015

benneth2015:
If you never travel, you go think say na your bunk big pass. That's how Cossy Orjiakor has been feeling like with her big oranges until recently when she met this lady at a movie location. She got to appreciate that some ladies have it really big, but they don't flaunt it just anyhow.

See more at: http://multinaija..com/2015/07/see-lady-who-is-challenging-cossy-with.html#sthash.cy4hGyoa.dpuf

It's just above average. Nothing exceptional about these melons. I've seen bigger types, and when I say 'bigger', I mean the type that you will need 4 hands to handle just one bööb grin

. You got to be really mentally upbeat and have adequate cerebral fortification to be able to cope with such girls because their milkshakes can format a man's brain and reprogramme it to do whatever they want from you, especially if she's resting all that weight on a curvaceous water-melon äss! Something deep within the mind that makes us go gaga about huge boobs. God help us men cry

. I can't date a girl that i'll spend 1 hour searching for your boobs angry

.

#TeamBigBoobsAndBigCurvyAss cool

Politics › Re: Jonathan Ordered Me To Withdraw $2bn From ECA To Pay Fuel Subsidy – Okonjo-iweal by Amazo: 8:52am On Jul 09, 2015

UrennaNkoli:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/08/jonathan-ordered-me-to-withdraw-2bn-from-eca-to-pay-fuel-subsidy-okonjo-iweala/

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/08/jonathan-ordered-me-to-withdraw-2bn-from-eca-to-pay-fuel-subsidy-okonjo-iweala/

The Road to Prison

Episode one - $2b Abracadabra

Starring: PDP, Okonjo Iweala, Alison Diezani, Goodluck Jonathan...

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Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Should Thank Us For Bail-Out money - PDP by Amazo: 7:47am On Jul 08, 2015

ShowYourCertificate:
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has said the over N700 billion released from the nation’s coffers as bailout to states and local governments across the country was saved in the Excess Crude Account by President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration.

The party said it believe the money will go a long way in alleviating the sufferings of the Nigerian workers in various states of the federation who have not received their salaries for months but stressed that the money was accumulated by the PDP led federal government and handed over to President Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

A statement by PDP national publicity secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh, Tuesday, said the release of the funds was a contradiction of the earlier impression given by President Buhari to Nigerians and the international community that they should not expect much from his administration in its first one hundred days because upon assumption of office, he met virtually an empty treasury.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/59267-pdp-buhari-s-bailout-funds-saved-by-jonathan

"APC should thank us for bailout money... huh

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What a self-defamatory and self-indicting statement coming out of the horse's mouth or is it the äss because I really doubt such words would come out of a good thinking brain. It simply interprets as, Thank us for not stealing this money because stealing money is PDP's usual protocol and saving public funds that belongs to the Nigerian state is alien to our ethos. If it were not so, and saving publics funds, which ought to be so normally, is the usual modus operandi of a PDP government, this PDP agent wouldn't have been running his mouth foolishly and making such a self-sabotaging reckless statement. But i'm not surprised that such a preposterous absurdity would come from a morally belligerent, intellectually unintelligent, operationally incompetent, ideologically impotent, socially intransigent, politically deficient, administratively negligent, nonsensical relegated party called PDP that pushed Nigeria to the brink of extinction within 16 years and almost ruined the country in totality. The devil that will punish the PDP is still building a PDP secretariat in hell angry

Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by Amazo: 4:46pm On Jul 07, 2015

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

Just when you think you've seen stupidity at its peak, you find another monumental idïot comes along to prove you wrong undecided

. You deliberately fed your sheep to a hungry wolf with sharp canines, and then the wolf eats the sheep - what other result were you expecting? Your friend must really be happy to have such an idiöt for a friend. Next time, in future, if you have, you can test your daughter(s) with him too.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians’ll Beg Us To Return In 2019 – PDP by Amazo: 8:39am On Jul 07, 2015

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/news/nigeriansll-beg-us-to-return-in-2019-pdp/

Yes, in 2019 the Nigerians in Mars, Pluto and Neptune will beg the PDP to return to limboistic oblivion. No wonder OBJ had his membership card shred to pieces. What a rubbish set of deserving losers undecided

Romance › Will This Vicious Cycle Ever End? by Amazo(op): 10:10pm On Jun 30, 2015

No, it won't grin

...and I hope all girls get their hearts broken into a trillion pieces because they started this unending vicious cycle angry

In other news, the idiöt moderator in whatever section of nairaland that banned me for a week or so, should watch his/her back angry

. Seun Osewa take note! Some of your moderators are running amok banning members indiscriminately for no just cause as pertaining to forum rules. This is strike 2. Strike 3 is when I retaliate angry

Politics › Re: APC Crisis: Obasanjo’s Peace Mission Hits Brick Wall by Amazo: 12:27pm On Jun 21, 2015

NewNigeriaMind:
SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH SHOWS A LOT OF ARTICLE THAT GOWON RELEASED AWO FROM PRISON WHILE NO PUBLICTION EXIST TO BACK UP THE LIE THAT OJUKWU RELEASED AWO FROM PRISON.

THIS LIE WAS STARTED BY ACHEBE AND THE ALL IGBO BELIEVED THE LIE WITHOUT A LITTLE VERIFICATION.

tHE LIES AS STATED SO FAR:

1 OJUWKU RELASED AWO FROM PRISON THAT IS A BIG LIE, GOWON DID AND THERE ARE MANY PUBLICATION TO PROVE THIS
2 OJUKWU FATHER HAD A ROYCE ROLLS IN 1964....ANOTHER LIE, THE ROYCE ROLLS THE QUEEN RODE IN WAS NOT THAT OF SIR OJUKWU

Hope you're ready for the 1 million mentions you're about to get from the Biafrians grin

Politics › Re: APC Crisis: Obasanjo’s Peace Mission Hits Brick Wall by Amazo: 12:05pm On Jun 21, 2015

datribune:
APC SAK.
Saraki betrayed d whole change movement & d change mantra - APC SAK (APC frm top to bottom) by courting d discredited PDP who now hav d Deputy Senate Presidency.
I trust PMB, a General to hav d tact & wisdom to neutralize d traitor. d day of reckoning 4 dis EFCC suspect will surely come & it won't be long frm now.

EFCC

This is not PDP, but APC we're dealing with here, an APC that as a political tree has ACN as its roots and the core of its brilliance and machinations. ACN I observed then was a clinical "warrior party" inclined to by any means necessary eliminate whatever obstacle that hinders the realization of its sociopolitical goals and objectives in the SW region. So then Dr. Saraki would really be fortunate if it's the EFCC sent to hound him, and not snipers, which might have been the case if APC were 100% ACN but it's not - herein lies the relief!

The probable way out of this mess for Saraki, and i'm pretty sure it's the viable offer his party has dumped on his table, is for him to get himself involved in some nasty scandal that would lead to his impeachment, then a new Senate president favored by the APC can re-emerge. But the problem is, this move is blocked by a PDP member being deputy senate president because if that were to happen PDP would win the senate Presidency. So Dr. Saraki and/or whoever advised the orchestration of the emergence of the senate president and deputy senate president were extremely calculatively brilliant! Seems like a political scheme hatched straight from hell and impressively executed. Now unless Saraki finds a way to get his deputy to partake of the possible scandal (highly unlikely the deputy would take the bait at this point), there's no way to get rid of the current senate leadership...unless by the underworld way, which might be the last resort, who knows!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Amazo: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2015

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

If just one individual has all these happening to only him/her at the same time, then the fellow better just kill him/herself

Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Amazo: 10:08pm On Jun 20, 2015

litetias:
Don't get it twisted. We all know Oliver Twist was an international hit but that's the end of it. Those songs you just play them without caring who the performer is. Just like Gagnam Style some years back but one international hit does not make a bona-fide superstar musician. Ask Psy.

One hit song huh

Top of the World is a-n-o-t-h-e-r world-class hit song of his, go figure.

Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Amazo: 1:55pm On Jun 20, 2015

Ihuomadinihu:
Phyno and Don Jazzy should be up there. How did they collect their data sef?

Don Jazzy isn't a singer.

Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Amazo: 1:53pm On Jun 20, 2015

chamboy:
u would like Extraordinary den

I haven't heard it before. Maybe i'll check it out later

Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Amazo: 1:50pm On Jun 20, 2015

Codedrock:
SOURCE: T.I.N MAGAZINE

http://www.takemetonaija.com/2015/06/ten-most-influential-singers-in-nigeria.

:CC

I can't argue with 1, 2 and 3!

Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Amazo: 1:46pm On Jun 20, 2015

chamboy:
Dbanj is the Only Nigerian Artist on Billboard.
Do you know, What is Billboard?

Dbanj has been rubbing shoulders with the powers that be both locally and globally, yet some myopic buffoons think he's not influential. He's very popular across the globe too, and one time I was in a back-side South American country, my wealthy white Latino neighbor was dancing in the field to Oliver Twist, literally blasting the music through the expanse of his 2 acre mansion. I was really surprised because up till that point, I didn't know Dbanj's music had gone that far, thought it was just in the UK and America he had audience and mainly amongst blacks with African ties. I'm not a fan of his style of music, and really don't like his songs, except maybe 'Top of the World', but Dbanj really has it made and he is a bona-fide superstar musician.

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Politics › Re: Why We Can’t Release Details Of Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – Code Of Conduct by Amazo: 12:44pm On Jun 20, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
Nigerians + Buhari's Campaign Promises= One Chance

Yes, one chance to fix this country tongue

Family › Re: Is Mother In Law Making Moves On Him Or Does He Have A Dirty Mind? by Amazo: 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2015

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake.

My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

Just fück her and enjoy your 5minsmadness

Disclaimer: you're liable for your actions

Celebrities › Re: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by Amazo: 2:17am On Jun 20, 2015

Willaimsbrick:
Cash has the potentials to transform your life in ways you don't imagine possible. See his achievements:

Hard work pays..!
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source: http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/06/see-what-hard-work-has-done-for.html

Who told you he got his wealth through hard work undecided

? There's too many hardworking people who live broke and die without ever achieving wealth.

He got it through ingenuity. Hard work doesn't pay, "smart work" does cool

Music/Radio › Re: Listen To One Of My Songs Guys by Amazo: 2:01am On Jun 20, 2015

Airforce1:
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/86488c0d

Politics › Re: Shock As America Says Boko Haram Is Now Winning by Amazo: 7:07pm On Jun 19, 2015

ChaleeBendel:
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/boko-haram-winning-n376786?cid=par-sy-_all

Boko Haram has since changed its guerrilla tactics against Nigerian territories from an offensive onslaught to an attrition style attacks to curb (and possibly nullify) the recent successes the offensive our military and allies have deployed achieved. So then, it's time for our military to change strategy. Deploying military assets to the tune of billions of dollars and countless personnel to fight a hodgepodge of mismatched barbaric riffraff relatively under-trained militia is an absolute disgrace to our military and inexcusable mishandling by the Nigerian government.

Why not we learn from Israel: how does a nation completely surrounded by the most virulent enemy states, the most ruthless terrorist militias and cohabiting with hostiles within its territory manage to survive through the years? Simple, the Israeli State has an active surreptitious assassin's unit that regularly carries assassinations of leaders of the hostiles, terrorist militias and even top government officials of enemy states. Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter: this is not just some theological theory applicable only to the world of religion, rather it is also an effective military strategy. Why do we think America hunted down and took out Osama at all costs? They did it so as to significantly weaken Alqaeda and minimize their military capabilities to carry out terrorist attacks, same thing Zawahiri, he's on their terrorist kill list. The Nigerian military had better wake up, too much blood of innocents have been spilled already. This doesn't augur well for our country if allowed to continue. We need an active covert assassin's unit whose primarily objective is to actively hunt down and assassinate Boko haram leaders and sponsors and splinter cell heads. And this is where the DSS also comes in, and need to up their game because they will be solely responsible for intelligence gathering and feeding the assassin's unit with necessary spot-on intel to perform clinical operations, as any misinformation might lead to the deaths of friendlies.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by Amazo: 3:06pm On Jun 19, 2015

lalasticlala:
Senate Preside, Saraki, visited Obasanjo today and they reportedly met behind closed doors.

They were pictured after their meeting.

Chief Dele Momodu shared the photos..

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-1010767160760584303_290514337

Where are those idîots who usually say OBJ is no longer relevant in Nigeria's politics of today? Love him or hate him, this man will always have a say in the politics of this nation until he's medically incapacitated due to aging or dies. His influence across the country is unrivaled because he always has his way of being in the right team/army of political pacesetter's, with the right people at the right times.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Degrees Vs Experience, Which Helps You Get A Job Faster? by Amazo: 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2015

MyZoto:
Do you agree? Degrees vs. experience, which matters more?

This is an illogical question and a redundant comparative analogy undecided

. If you don't have the required qualification to begin with, how are you going to get the employment, which allows you build experience huh

Qualification --» Employment --» Experience

That's how it works in the real world cool

! We are not in Narnia grin

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Politics › Re: Man Applies For Buhari's Ministerial Position Through Newspaper Advert by Amazo: 1:51pm On Jun 19, 2015

lalasticlala:
http://pulse.ng/gist/hilarious-man-takes-out-newspaper-advert-to-apply-to-be-minister-id3885378.html

Another joker on the loose undecided

. Sorry, President Buhari is not running a circus government.

Events › Re: Girl Celebrate Birthday In A Weird Way, Allows Well Wishers Play With Privates by Amazo: 6:19pm On Jun 18, 2015

Dangbo:
THE PARTY TOOK PLACE IN LAGOS.

SOURCE; http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/06/photossee-what-this-girl-allow-them-to.html

Just wondering who's to blame for this madness on display: the trashy ghetto sluts that are in the news, the street-rat wack blogger that made the news about the trashy ghetto sluts, the shallow minded OP that created on Nairaland a thread of the news about the trashy ghetto sluts, or the idiöt moderator who adjudged this useless thread fit for the front page but ignored several other front-page-worthy materials angry

? Absolute rubbish undecided

Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Be Romantic Or Show Love To His Girlfriend?? by Amazo: 5:16am On Jun 17, 2015

ceecee0703:
what of desperado ladies walking into big supermarkets without buying anything jus waiting for someone to say hi...and God bless he is rich

Better to be the rich guy hoes are trying to mooch on, than being a deadbeat boyfriend! Besides, the problem isn't about being broke -even super-rich folks get broke sometimes. But staying broke so long without tangible prospects of ending the cycle is a problem. Only a very stupîd girl will blindly stick to such a broke guy with no prospects.

Politics › Re: FG Cancels Pipeline Protection Contracts’ Award To Ethnic Militias by Amazo: 8:03am On Jun 16, 2015

barbstee:
http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/fg-cancels-pipeline-protection-contracts-award-to-ethnic-militias/

Imagine the height of insult and ridicule that incompetent Jonathan subjected Nigeria to during his epileptic administration. A country with full-service full-fledged armed forces employing ragtag bandits with crazy funds to protect national assets, whereas our armed forces are critically starved in their living standards - is this not complete madness huh

Politics › Re: OPC Pulls Out Of NNPC Pipeline Surveillance by Amazo: 7:46am On Jun 16, 2015

TheOtherview:
Leadership

Nigeria has its armed forces and doesn't need to and should never employ the security services of a ragtag stone-age integrity-flawed militia OPC or its likes. But if pipelines in the SW start getting vandalized again, then the OPC are clearly the prime suspects.

Politics › Re: Ambode Dissolves Parastatals, Sacks Fashola’s Sister, Others by Amazo: 7:32am On Jun 16, 2015

Keneking:
Great decision.
What about LASEPA GM.
Sai APC...

LASEPA or BRIBESEPA? grin

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Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Be Romantic Or Show Love To His Girlfriend?? by Amazo: 7:19am On Jun 16, 2015

classicB:
My friends and myself were discussing about relationship stuffs recently.
We talked about one of our coursemate that is lucky enough to have a guy that cares so much about her, takes care of her, up to the point of giving her salary yet this girl doesn't love or appreciate the guy at all, she still go about sleeping with men cos of chicken change.

And we also have one that is currently in love with a broke guy. They have been together for close to 3years now and sometimes this girl feels like the guy doesn't love her enough simply because she sees what her friends are getting from their guy and she's not privileged to get it from her own boyfriend. Its not as if she doesn't love the guy or anything but she sometimes get jealous and imagine herself in the shoes of girls I mentioned above.
Her boyfriend loves her and he isn't cheating on her.

So my question is, how do u think a broke guy can show love, and care to his girlfriend in the absence of cash?

For a start, the broke guy should stop being broke...because people who stay broke too long might just end up poor. If you can't even take good care of yourself, how are you going to take care of somebody else? No real up-and-coming principled man would be comfortable with being a liability in a relationship but the opposite is what we see today and so many young men leaching off the purses of stupîd ladies. Too many broke Aladin boys these days wanting to date princesses but too lazy or too dumb to find the magic lamp first.

Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by Amazo: 8:22pm On Jun 15, 2015

emmalezy:
Our First Lady doesn't want to be referred to as The First Lady. Strange? Read the press statement...

I am not the first Lady says the wife of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Hajia Aisha Muhammadu Buhari. I am the wife of the President and will be addressed as such going forward. With her large smile that easily lights up a room, Mrs Buhari's sense of direction is established. Her jovial nature belies a strong personality who says what she thinks.

Speaking at the Appreciation Dinner held last night ,June 13th at the state house , mrs Buhari shared some of the challenges experienced on the campaign trail, ensuring that she diffused a potential life threatening situation with light laughter which shows her sense of balanced perspective on the trials that come with being in the public glare. She attributed the success of the camapaign to team work and was profoundly greatful to the team , women and youth that helped vote her husband into office. She also attributed all her success and achievements to the support of the President who encouraged her to go to school even while raising 5 children where she eventually got her Master’s degree in International affairs and Strategic studies from the Nigerian Defence Acadmy NDA

“We are celebrating our victory” she said and for every victory celebration, there is a party and a party it was indeed with beautifully and fashionably women from every state in the nation across every class ably represented seated as peers.

Also in attendance was the wife of the Vice President Mrs Oludolapo Osinbajo, who also celebrated the women who came en-masse to vote despite challenging situations, she regaled us with a story of the egg seller who had never flown in an airplane but was flown in for the party and was bring her eggs and how security did not allow the eggs on the plane. Mrs Osinbajo told us of how Mrs Buhari had continuously spoken about the Chibok girls and how meeting with the parents was a priority.
With an agenda ,giving focus to women issues, the wife of the president wants to see more women in the legislature even from the local government level. While observing the decline of women in the legislative , a situation she hopes to help reverse; she believes empowerment from the ward level will better affect the ordinary woman on the street which was a point she highlighted in an interview with a local news station during the election campaigning.

Nicknamed ‘Gogo of Africa” by Hajia Ramatu Tijani, the APC National women’s leader gogo means ‘Caregiver”, Mrs Aisha Buhari has been described as someone who will want to share your burden, an advocate for those treated unfairly,a strong supporter of the rights of women,jovial and gentle natured , she is prepared to share her beloved husband with the rest of the world,she quips “He belogs to the whole world and he belongs to nobody”

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/06/i-am-not-first-lady-aisha-buhari-says.html

Class can't be bought, it is a way of thinking that is beyond style and fashion, and influences a person to act and speak gracefully. This is the kind of woman that we need in Aso Rock, unlike her loutish and uncouth predecessor!

Crime › Re: Lagos Hoodlums Break Graduate’s Skull Open With Hammer[PHOTO] by Amazo: 5:11pm On Jun 15, 2015

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/lagos-hoodlums-break-graduates-skull-open-with-hammer/

Photo credit: http://newtelegraphonline.com/cult-members-kill-man/

This is yet another reason why governments who are serious about national security always have a state-run covert assassination programme, because it's a vital aspect of national security. These underworld riffraffs would be essential target practice. How do you think civilization got this far? The DSS had better wake up and make a case to the presidency for the permanent establishment of a surreptitious assassins unit only known to exist by the Presidency and service chiefs. That's the way forward to maintaining the integrity of the security of the citizenry, national interests and assets.

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