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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by andyanders: 2:20pm On Jul 21, 2012
That is my prophet. None of his words will come back unaccomplished Prophesy is to reveal to us things unknown so that we can pray over it. A land where there is no vision they perish.
Wether people like him or not, he still remain God's chosen. Even Jesus Christ suffered same faith.
Those calling him names are doing so because they are blind. I watch Emmanuel TV from home and I have received so many blessings just because I have faith in whatever he says. I have his stickers on my gate and kitchen doors and on a particular day, we bought fuel and kerosene for my car and cooking. My wife mistakenly took to the kitchen the fuel and she filled the 2 stoves with the petrol and used the stoves to cook for 2 days and also the 25 liters fuel was still besides the burning stoves while she cooked with the stoves and nothing happened.After the 2 days, my wife was to go for lectures in the morning after the children left for school, I was only left to get some food for myself from the kitchen after they left. I decided to get some food from the kitchen and decided to warm the soup. When I light the stove, it was burning just round abnormally and I had to off it with wet cloth and took the stove outside. I sprinkled a little on the floor of the compound and took the matches and sparked the matches and the the one on the floor caught fire. I ran to the kitchen only to discover that the 25 liter keg was petrol and not fuel.
If not God of T.B.Joshua, the entire house would have got burnt. I was wandering why while in the kitchen, the stoves did not explode only for it to explode outside the house. That was God.
I do not worship there but this prophet is sent to us here in Nigeria by God. so you can say anything about him, he will continue to rise from glory to glory. You can get same healing by faith wherever you are, distance is not a barrier. God is the same yesterday, today and forever more.
NYSC › Re: Picture Of Corpers (ladies) Fighting by andyanders: 11:12am On Jul 21, 2012
when 2 men fight, they fight for belle
Family › Re: Is It Advisable To Tell My Wife How Much I Earn Per Month? by andyanders:
Listen OP, your wife is your best friend and the worst thing to do to your wife is to lie for her about your salary.
You should not create an atmosphere whereby you lie about yourself to your wife. Well, this might sound foolish to some people here or out there. My wife knows the amount of money I make as a businessman and I give it to her to keep and I have never regretted it. We plan everything together and this has led us to have our own properties. I only keep the little money I use for gassing our car and small amount of money fr any little expenses. She keeps every big sum in her account and this has made me to be disciplined. If I go out with any amount of money, I spend within that limit. Before I got married, I spend money a lot and at any point I meet any of my friends or anybody having any financial problem,I can even empty my pocket and give out. Since I married and my wife keeps my money, we plan everything together and to the point that people do ask us why we always go to bank together. This is because we plan together and she knows when I have and when I don't have.
When I tell her I need money, she believe me.

So my brother, carry your wife along and tell her who you are and how much you make, unless she is not your wife or na juju you take convince and married her. If true she is your wife, nothing wrong to open up as this will help you to plan your lives together. When she finds out that you lied about how much you make, and feel bad, this could trigger the brake up of the marriage.
If you had lied to her about your salary b4, you can tell her now that your company slashed all salaries of every staff member and then tell her that this is your present salary. Maybe this could help you sort out your hidden life style of lies.
Politics › Re: LASTMA Official Dies Chasing After A Vehicle by andyanders: 1:30pm On Jul 19, 2012
That is pure murder he will be facing and not manslaughter. Most of these Danfo drivers are hired assassins and should be executed.

They don't have brain only think with their legs. Well, at least he should be looking at life imprisonment and nothing else.
I still do warn most of these LASTMA officials. Most of them do not know their duty at all. You see them asking for money shamelessly from these motorists and that is why these drivers don't respect them. Most of these officers come out to look for their private cash despite that they were been paid.
Politics › Re: Army Investigates Colonel’s Violation Of BRT Lane by andyanders: 1:22pm On Jul 19, 2012
The officer showed remorse and should be forgiven. He did not display any form of arrogance. We are all human beings and should learn to forgive.I wonder some kind of people here saying he should be dismissed and other kind of calls. Remember he has children and relatives who depend on him.Nobody here who have not erred in life. We have all sinned or disobeyed laws in one way or the other and were not caught. He is just unlucky that the Governor was within where he committed the offence. He should be allowed to pay fine than to dismiss him. If he had displayed any form of disrespect, then we can now come out here to condemn him.
Politics › Re: Buhari With IBB, Sambo And El Rufai - Picture by andyanders: 12:50pm On Jul 19, 2012
Let it not be another coop.
Politics › Re: Court Fines NBC N60m For Selling Contaminated Drink by andyanders: 12:48pm On Jul 19, 2012
That is good judgement because we are too careless in this country as we do not value life.
Most at times, you see the way most of these company's staff act on issue like this when you confront them.This will make companies in Nigeria to sit up and take necessary health security steps in handling the production of their products.
This should even go to eatery places and their likes who take pleasure in serving rotten foods meats to their customers.
Celebrities › Re: Happy 41st Birthday To Kate Henshaw by andyanders: 12:41pm On Jul 19, 2012
Happy Birthday sweet lady.Many more years in advance.
Car Talk › Re: Man Turns Airplane To House/Office by andyanders: 1:55pm On Jul 18, 2012
This cannot work in Nigeria as Indian and Nigerian greedy politicians will convert it to Air Molue in Nigeria and be killing people.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Enugu Community by andyanders: 10:50am On Jul 18, 2012
They supposed to be flushed out out of any states in the South East, South West and South South. The Fulani's and co are all animals and should be flushed out. That is why they love sleeping with animals.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by andyanders: 9:02pm On Jul 17, 2012
ReLaTE: Tb is a complete fake,after watching his monday sermon and deliverance i just notice that those people that normally came for deliverance are stage acting. just pay a closer look and nobody will tell u that they are acting the script given to them which is quite obvious.
i used to be his fan bt after noticing this i just hate the man bcus he's a complete fake.
I pity your life for saying that what goes on in Synagogue is a stage managed. You will have a problem that only deliverance can cure, if not, you will follow the problem you will have and it must be one of the so called people's problems you refer to as fake.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by andyanders: 8:58pm On Jul 17, 2012
Almubaraq Sadara: TB. Tobaculusis
It will be your potion to suffer Tuberculosis until the last days of your life. You refer a man of God as" Tuberculosis " that you will have
Christianity Etc › Re: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by andyanders: 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2012
vanstanzy: Na wa o! E come be now when my company transfer me go benin, and dem go book flight for me. Cant this prophet of DOOM take his DOOMSDAY MESSAGE elsewhere? Well, i go check passengers manifest like u advice before i fly. wink wink winkI have an idea, i'll form PTEROMERHANOPHOBIC when the time reach for flight, instead i go collect the cash enter Ife-sina-chi or Chisco transport. Chei, this TBJ don spoil show.
Since you call Prophet T.B Joshua, Prophet of Doom, you will be doomed and be involved in one of the accidents, Idi-ot like you.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by andyanders: 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2012
Biggoozz: As much as I care less about what happens to evil Nig politicians, I pray God to hasten this false prophets judgment day, he had corrupted many by his lies. It is just a matter of time, his cup will be full soon.
Watch your tongue. You will swallow your statement one day.
Family › Re: My Wife Spent 450k On Baby Shoes by andyanders: 2:52pm On Jul 16, 2012
Lord Babs: @OP, hubris is the word. I think she is possessed of it. Madness has no other name than MADNESS! Let's call a spade a spade! And some fools are even saying it's not his money now. . .in marriage? Some of you just need to experience marital life, in order to have your brains configured. We say a child is foolish, his mother says as long as he doesn't die. What death kills faster than arrant folly?
You said the right thing.Some people who are not married and do not know what life is all about is asking here if the money belongs to the man or the wife. So if the money is from the woman, she should be spending the money like a criminal? You have told them the truth.
Family › Re: My Wife Spent 450k On Baby Shoes by andyanders: 2:45pm On Jul 16, 2012
Now that your wife is spending like a Farouk or Otedola and see nothing wrong in what she is doing, hope you have a very good secured job, have your own building and excess to keep for the future, if not, you are into a big mess. I have a friend suffering now as a result of her wife's spending attitude. He lost his job and the wife is about trying to walk out on him. So sort out this kind of issues now cos, that is not the way forward if you have not made it big. Unless you are a Nigerian politician that rob with pen and can afford anything on earth.
Business › Re: Can I Make It In Nigeria With Just £10,000? by andyanders: 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2012
mandelex: I will advice to go4 import n export bussiness with d part of money n kip d rest in ur bank acct n also u cn invest ur money on a cement bussiness as a supplyer,buy n selling.
That's another good advise please poster.
Business › Re: Can I Make It In Nigeria With Just £10,000? by andyanders: 11:16pm On Jul 13, 2012
Listen, with what you have, you can start up something but since you have a family, try discuss this with your wife your business plans before you relocate her back first. Since you can settle in Ogun state or Lagos, I prefer for you to try to keep to a very low life style.If you want to come home, get a smaller apartment possibly a 2 bedroom apartment within Ogun/Lagos border like Ikorodu area so as to cut cost and secure a place for a lower price say, 1yr or 1 1/2yrs within 150k.
Open up say frozen food outlet for your wife with say 600k, that will take care of rent, 2 deep freezers with rent for the shop and also the frozen food items.
You can secure a land with say 500k for a house but do not start it.Put fixed deposit with bank for 1million. You allow her stay back, you can now travel back and try and work and see if you can secure another 10k pnds, you can then take off from UK and come back.
If you have a wife who is very understanding, you can lay a foundation for a 3 bedroom house and let her be developing it gradually. If you are investing say 20k every month, I promise you, that the house will be going gradually. Do not rush back without proper arrangement.
Please the amount in question is small and also not too small. With 2.7million equiv., you can get things started but on a very small scale. Do not rush into transpotation business or anything that you might regret.
Do not give anybody your money to invest for you as you can be duped. Food items if you and your wife can do away with pride, you can make it.
I did same and today, I got my own house and also 2 properties for rent. My wife opened a frozen food store and makes a profit after sales of nothing less than 25k everyday, except Sundays.
I repeat again, you can do it if you try and hide pride.
Business › Re: Can I Make It In Nigeria With Just £10,000? by andyanders: 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2012
Listen, with what you have, you can star up something but since you have a family, try discuss this with your wife and get her back first. Since you can settle in Ogun state or Lagos, I prefer for you to try to keep to a very low life style.If you want to come home, get a smaller apartment possibly a 2 bedroom apartment within Ogun/Lagos border like Ikorodu area so as to cut cost and secure a place for a lower price say, 1yr or 1 1/2yrs within 150k.
Open up say frozen food outlet for your wife with say 600k, that will take care of rent, 2 deep freezers with rent for the shop and also the frozen food items.
You can secure a land with say 500k for a house but do not start it.Put fixed deposit with bank for 1million. You allow her stay back, you can now travel back and try and work and see if you can secure another 10k pnds, you can then take off from UK and come back.
If you have a wife who is very understanding, you can lay a foundation for a 3 bedroom house and let her be developing it gradually. If you are investing say 20k every month, I promise you, that the house will be going gradually. Do not rush back without proper arrangement.
Please the amount in question is small and also not too small. With 2.7million equiv., you can get things started but on a very small scale. Do not rush into tax or anything that you might regret.
Do not give anybody your money o invest for you as you can be duped. Food items if you and your wife can do away with pride, you can make it.
I did same and today, I got my own house and also 2 properties for rent. My wife opened a frozen food store and makes a profit after sales of nothing less than 25k everyday, except Sundays.
Business › Re: Can I Make It In Nigeria With Just £10,000? by andyanders: 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2012
Listen, with what you have, you can star up something but since you have a family, try discuss this with your wife and get her back first. Since you can settle in Ogun state or Lagos, I prefer for you to try to keep to a very low life style.If you want to come home, get a smaller apartment possibly a 2 bedroom apartment within Ogun/Lagos border like Ikorodu area so as to cut cost and secure a place for a lower price say, 1yr or 1 1/2yrs within 150k.
Open up say frozen food outlet for your wife with say 600k, that will take care of rent, 2 deep freezers with rent for the shop and also the frozen food items.
You can secure a land with say 500k for a house but do not start it.Put fixed deposit with bank for 1million. You allow her stay back, you can now travel back and try and work and see if you can secure another 10k pnds, you can then take off from UK and come back.
If you have a wife who is very understanding, you can lay a foundation for a 3 bedroom house and let her be developing it gradually. If you are investing say 20k every month, I promise you, that the house will be going gradually. Do not rush back without proper arrangement.
Please the amount in question is small and also not too small. With 2.7million equiv., you can get things started but on a very small scale. Do not rush into tax or anything that you might regret.
Do not give anybody your money o invest for you as you can be duped. Food items if you and your wife can do away with pride, you can make it.
I did same and today, I got my own house and also 2 properties for rent. My wife opened a frozen food store and makes a profit after sales of nothing less than 25k everyday, except Sundays.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua's 1st Child Graduates From LSE With 2.1 by andyanders: 8:58pm On Jul 13, 2012
sapien: A fool says in his heart that there is no God.You are one,aren't you?
Best answer to a fool. Since he is an athiest, he will perish there
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua's 1st Child Graduates From LSE With 2.1 by andyanders: 8:38pm On Jul 13, 2012
Thank God for a good news and may Almighty God increase her and continue to protect her family.May she be a blessing to the society and her generation in Jesus name, Amen.

Congrats Prophet T.B.Joshua, Mrs Joshua, wise men and Synagogue Church of All Nations and I tap same success of her's for my children in Jesus name ,Amen.
Politics › Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by andyanders: 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2012
since the north wants it, let it be their potion. Let southerners, vacate the north and since northerners are animals, let them kill themselves.Bombing is a northern decease.
Islam › Re: My Dad: Aremu Gawat Is Not Dead, He Is Still Missing by andyanders: 1:31pm On Jul 13, 2012
God will protect and bring your father back in Jesus name Amen.
Business › Re: Why Is It Difficult For Debtors To Pay Back by andyanders: 8:12pm On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]When I lend money, I don't take any collateral because I believe one good turn deserves another.. Just because I'm ontop today, doesn't mean I won't be needing help tomorrow... However some niggas have no conscience..

How do I take a collateral from a friend who borrowed money in the name of business...[/quote]This is off the topic here. Nobody asked you not to give money to your friend. The question here is (Why Is It Difficult For Debtors To Pay Back).Some people are ,mean and wicked when they come with good intention and borrow money, they find it very difficult to refund the money. I had a bitter experience when a guy I do meet at my mechanic place and we got talking and on a particular day that we met at the mechanic workshop and he explained that he lost the mother and needed to travel and that he had no money. He needed just little money about 30k to get home first and that I will get the money back in a week's time, I took him to a nearby ATM to get 30k for him and to my greatest surprise, after 4 months he has failed to redeem his promise. I got disappointed in him. He never even called to appreciate my gesture rather, he is trying to avoid me.
Romance › Re: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by andyanders: 7:59pm On Jul 12, 2012
There is nothing wrong with that. If you love her, go for it. 2yrs is not way off in a relationship.
Business › Re: I Have Been Scammed! Read Fast!!!! by andyanders: 7:52pm On Jul 11, 2012
Na wa for you OP. How come you fall for this scrap by sending 1700 to them? You need to grow up.
No legit person will discover a trick of making such an amount on daily basis and disclose the source of his wealth to anybody, even his own blood brother or biological paerents.

You learn everyday. Any story that Sound too good, is fake in Nigeria or elsewhere is fake.
Autos › Re: I Have 150k And I Need A Car Badly by andyanders: 4:49pm On Jul 11, 2012
Never try buy any kind of BMW, otherwise, you mortgage your future. Try find any form of small Nissan or Toyota car considering your purchasing power of 150k budget.Also, let it be manual also.
Politics › Re: Nigeria May Enjoy Stable Electricity In One Month by andyanders: 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2012
Only fools and the ignorant Nigerians will even agree to this false statement made by thieves.
This story has been on since independence. Big fools.
Family › Re: Grown-Up Kids Kick Their Father Out Of His House! by andyanders: 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2012
The man did wrong by bringing new wife after all these yrs with the mother of his children. The trauma is enough to kill the woman. He got what he wanted
Politics › Re: What I Think Of "Pastor" Tunde Bakare by andyanders: 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2012
I dont think the man hears from God
Politics › Re: What I Think Of "Pastor" Tunde Bakare by andyanders: 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2012
I dont think the man hers from God

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