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Romance › Re: What Is The Opposite Of Heartbreak? by andyanders: 9:00pm On Aug 01, 2012

Opposite of heartbreak is Chest-break

Opposite of heartbreak is chestfailure or brakfailure
Opposite of heartbreak is chestclose
Opposite of heartbreak is legbreake
Opposite of heartbreak is heartclose.

Chose any hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Romance › Re: A Romantic Date To Remember - Good Or Bad, Please Share Your Experiences Here by andyanders: 8:40pm On Aug 01, 2012

I had an experience back when I left school and I meet a very pretty girl who was just secured an apartment with her female friend and her younger brother very close to where I stay. We got talking and she asked me where I was working and I lied to her that I work with a company as an office boy and she told me that she is a nurse not knowing that I work with a bank. I had to hide where I work from her to know if she loves me as she said. I helped her to get some items for her when she requested, like stove and carpet. We started our relationship and some of my friends knew about her.
On one of these days, a friend of mine visited me from school and we went to her house to see her, I discovered that a Naval officer came to pick her out.When she saw us, she walked passed us and entered the man's car and they left.
2 weeks later, I was blessed with one of the best Honda car. Her friend saw me getting groceries from a supermarket and went home to tell her. The fool came to my place and wanted me at all cost. She later discovered that I work with a bank.
I took her out with her friend and a friend of mine. When we got to a club, she wanted some drinks and food and I asked her to inform the waiter herself and get for herself and friend the best and to make the order by herself of which she did.
While everyone was busy dancing and she was eating with her friend, enjoying themselves, I informed my guy to discharge to the car and he did. I left the girl and her friend with the unsettled bill and discharged from the club with an excuse that I wanted to ease myself. I switched off my phones.

later next day when I came back from work, she came calling to ask me what happened and I told her that she should meet her Naval friend to pay her bills as she told me that they were arrested by the club as they had no money and that it was a man that helped pay their bill totaling 27,800k

Romance › Re: A Romantic Date To Remember - Good Or Bad, Please Share Your Experiences Here by andyanders: 7:30pm On Aug 01, 2012

I had an experience back when I left school and I meet a very pretty girl who was just trying to get an apartment with her female friend and younger brother. We got talking and she asked me where I was working and I told her that I work with a company as an office boy and she told me that she is a nurse while I work with a bank. I had to hide where I work from her to know if she loves me as she said. I helped her to get some items for her when she requested, like stove and carpet. We started our relationship and some of my friends knew about her.
On one of these days, a friend of mine visited me from school and we went to her house to see her, I discovered that a Naval officer came to pick her out.When she saw us, she walked passed us and entered the man's car and they left.
2 weeks later, I was blessed with one of the best Honda car. Her friend saw me getting groceries from a supermarket and went home to tell her. The fool came to my place and wanted me at all cost.
I took her out with her friend and a friend of mine. When we got to a club, she wanted some drinks and food and I asked her to inform the waiter herself and the friend the best and to make the order by herself.
While everyone was busy dancing and she was eating with her friend and enjoying themselves, I informed my guy to discharge to the car and he did. I left the girl and her friend with the unsettled bill and discharged from the club with an excuse that I wanted to ease myself. I switched off my phones.

later next day when I came back from work, she came calling to ask me what happened and I told her that she should meet her Naval friend to pay her bills as she told me that they were arrested by the club as they had no money and that it was a man that helped pay their bill totaling 27,800k

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Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze And Justus Esiri, Robbed In London Hotel by andyanders: 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2012

No bi Ashawo carry Segun things? Segun Arinze love women pass gari. Let the UK authorities check them out b4 the allegation of theft.

Sports › Re: Olympics 2012: Boxer Ogoke Vows To Win by andyanders: 4:08pm On Aug 01, 2012

Where is Obisia Nwankpa that was coaching these boxers b4. I learnt he fought for Nigeria and was good and also was made amateur coach.

Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye Donates N1M To Brain Tumor Patient by andyanders: 1:14pm On Aug 01, 2012

May God replenish for you and continue to bless you and your household. May you and your household not bury any one young again as the death of your mother be the last. Nobody will be buried young.
Despite the loss, you went ahead to remember someone in need. You will never lack again. Continue as God is watching over you and your siblings.

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Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by andyanders: 12:42pm On Aug 01, 2012

[quote author=kell's ]34 days of free smoking of jamaican weed, come to 9ja 4 just a week and try our own weed I swear u'll change your name to snoop ginger akpako master, ask lil wayne I beliv say hm go yarn u beta. Haahahhahahahahaahaheehheh[/quote]Better comment jari. Hw d guy wan answer lion when even his body dey like pako wood. Even hen here go carry him throw for ground. I dey laugh. When Akata don dey high, na negative things go occupy his mind.

One Akata girl got high come my house and started saying men, cant you see cockroach everywhere. I told her, I'm seeing nothing.She started jumping from one seat to another and I had to call her brother to come get her. Na there trouble for Yankee be that.

Politics › Re: UK Court Finds Akingbola Guilty Of Misappropriation Of Fund by andyanders: 10:22am On Aug 01, 2012

Ojuju Calabar: Since it is obviously becoming impossible for EFCC to effectively prosecute anybody in this country despite the high level of corruption in the country, I am of the opinion that, all cases presently being handled by EFCC be transferred to UK for effective prosecution. Please what are your views?

Extremely correct.All cases with EFCC and even the police should be transferred to UK. After all, they colonized us.

Politics › Re: UK Court Finds Akingbola Guilty Of Misappropriation Of Fund by andyanders: 10:22am On Aug 01, 2012

Ojuju Calabar: Since it is obviously becoming impossible for EFCC to effectively prosecute anybody in this country despite the high level of corruption in the country, I am of the opinion that, all cases presently being handled by EFCC be transferred to UK for effective prosecution. Please what are your views?

Extremely correct.All cases with EFCC and even the police should be transferred to UK. After all, they colonized us.

Politics › Re: UK Court Finds Akingbola Guilty Of Misappropriation Of Fund by andyanders: 10:08am On Aug 01, 2012

Festus Akingbola knows that he is not clean and should face the music. Nigeria judicial system is a mockery of any legal system in the world. Only civilized countries like UK, China, USA and some Asian countries that people like Akingbola and others like him can be convicted.

Nigerian lawyers, except few lawyers like, Late Gani, Femi Falana and few others like them that cannot be compromised.

They are after money. Akingbola is going down. He should be extradited to the UK.

Politics › Re: UK Court Finds Akingbola Guilty Of Misappropriation Of Fund by andyanders: 10:07am On Aug 01, 2012

Festus Akingbola knows that he is not clean and should face the music. Nigeria judicial system is a mockery of any legal system in the world. Only civilized countries like UK, China, USA and some Asian countries that people like Akingbola and others like him can be convicted.

Nigerian lawyers, except few lawyers like, Late Gani, Femi Falana and other of their likes that cannot be compromised.

They are after money. Akingbola is going down. Extradict him to the UK.

Politics › Re: Subsidy Fraud: EFCC Withdraws Charges Against Four Suspects by andyanders: 8:32pm On Jul 31, 2012

As usual. We must compromise.Sick nation. Someone ,tell me u have not been settled?

Christianity Etc › Re: Atta-Mills’ Son Visits TB Joshua In Nigeria by andyanders: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2012

Olalekan 0: That's a big lie. As a matter of fact TB Joshua is so highly disrespected today chiefly because he does not hobnob with the high and mighty as do Oyedepo and his likes. TB Joshua leads a life dedicated to the poor and down-trodden and the mere fact that you do not personally like a man(which of course you're well within your rights to do) does not warrant that you have to concoct lies to malign his person. I'm very sure no one in his team requested for dollars from you,you nly wrote that cos no one on here can verify your LIES. God is watching you

Thank you for your contribution and God will continue to bless you and yours. For those who out of ignorance say negative things about the prophet of God, T.B.Joshua is because they are spiritually blind and need to ask God to open their spiritual eyes to know who this great man of God is and ask for forgiveness.If not, they have condemned themselves out of their ignorance.How can any sane person say that T.B.Joshua duped him. I believe he is mentally sick and need to seek for healing

Christianity Etc › Re: Atta-Mills’ Son Visits TB Joshua In Nigeria by andyanders: 1:41pm On Jul 31, 2012

ZUBY77: This conman only pays attention to rich people as if Heaven is for sale.
I remember when my brother got missing and some of his agents asked me to pay some dollars and lodge in his hotel before he can see me. Thieves.

Note, Prophet T.B.Joshua does not have any agent and all contacts as regards to his ministry and Emmanuel TV are all advertised.
Do not lay curse on yourself and your generation so that you will not face the wrath of God Almighty. Say what you know and do not condemn yourself. The worst allegation you can lay on an innocent person is false allegation. I pray that God change you before you destroy your destiny. We sinners should ONLY ask for God's mercy and grace and stop condemning the prophet of God because they have been sent to save us from the clutches of the devil. May you not perish out of ignorance. May God forgive you and note, it is not what goes into our mouth that condemns us but what comes out of our mouth.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atta-Mills’ Son Visits TB Joshua In Nigeria by andyanders: 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2012

Thank God because we have a TRUE Prophet of God in him, Senior Prophet T.B.Joshua.

You will continue with the work of heaven here on earth. God bless you.

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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Shan George And Mikel Obi by andyanders: 2:32pm On Jul 28, 2012

phemmy1987: Mikel don enter 1chance.

I dey laugh. This one pass one chance.
Mikel, if you near here or enter here, you don finish.Unless you don drink kwunu

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Crime › HORROR IN Lagos:brothers Kill Brother by andyanders(op): 11:20am On Jul 27, 2012*

The entire Festival Town, commonly called FESTAC in Lagos was thrown into pandemonium on Thursday evening as a decomposing body of a man was discovered inside a duplex on B Close, House 6 of 3rd Avenue. The decomposing body, it was gathered, was that of the younger sibling of two brothers allegedly living together in the duplex which was left for them by their deceased parents.

The corpse was identified as that of Akinbuyi Ajayi, 39, living in the same apartment with Toye Ajayi and Omotola Ajayi, who were identified as his brothers. He was allegedly killed by his brothers and his body kept in a room inside the flat. The corpse had been mutilated by the two brothers. A police source alleged that Toye and Omotola were selling the body parts of their brother for money, adding that the two were caught with some human parts which eventually led to a search on their apartment by law enforcement personnel.

Toye and Omotola were suspected to have chopped off the head, hands, private part and part of the two legs of Akinbuyi and allegedly sold them to suspected ritualists. The decomposing body of Akinbuyi was moved by the policemen attached to FESTAC Police Station led by the Divisional Police Officer, Mr. Mohammed Mu’azu, a Chief Superintendent of Police and officials of Amuwo Odofin Local Government council to a morgue, while the police took other items recovered from the house into custody.

Residents of FESTAC came out in their large numbers to watch the horrifying spectacle as the council officials and policemen removed the body. Apart from the body that was recovered from the house, charms, amulets, a pot filled with human blood and two large dummies of human beings were discovered. Some of the charms and amulets were concealed inside a carton with the inscription: Lord Krishna Agabarthi 999.

Omotola, who claimed to be an engineer denied knowing anything about the corpse. He claimed to be jobless, adding that he depended on goodwill of people to survive along with Toye. He denied knowledge of the death of his brother. He explained that Akinbuyi was arrested recently by sanitation task force, adding that the deceased spent three days in prison.

Omotola also said Akinbuyi was born in 1973 and that he usually went out and came in at will. He told the police that his brother’s killers must have committed the act before dumping the deceased inside one of the rooms. He further said their father died in a motor accident recently. Their father, he claimed, was the owner of the duplex where they live. Akinbuyi’s corpse was dumped in one of the rooms upstairs.

Toye described himself as a primary school teacher. When the police asked him where he teaches, he could not utter a word.

What a wicked world.Brothers killing brother

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by andyanders: 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2012

Listen, collect dollars from him but before you do that, first tell your mum so that she be aware as a proof. Keep proof of your conversations with him. Let the family know. The guy is sick. Note, be careful people you come across online.

Romance › Re: My Girl Proposed To Me - Help by andyanders: 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2012

From your write up, I found out here that during the time she was with the bank, she expected much from you in terms of a good job as she never loved the job you were doing. Then, she was also answering calls from her toasters whom she trusted better than you and hoping that they will make a better husband with their cash. As a teacher, she ONLY expresses her likeness on your person but not love.
Later, she lost her job and wants you to open up as to settle down with you and also, to help you secure a job with an oil company through her brother ONLY if you marry her.

Listen, she is only after money and not love. Why didn't your lover girl propose to you so to say when she had job until she lost her job? Why didn't the so called lover girl help you secure a job through her brother when she had her bank job?
And now also, why does she want to help you ONLY when you marry her.
Listen to me my brother, I don't think that she is real as true love will not hate your job, rather help you stand when in need.

Do not be surprised that if she helps you secure the job and you annoy her tomorrow, she might end up going through same process to see that you loose same job.

The taste of friendship is not the taste of marriage. A true lover will stand by you no matter your job, so far you don't steal, since you are already a graduate but managing a teaching job and hoping that things might change for good at any time in the future.

Never marry out of sympathy.

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Didnt Foresee Atta Mills Death by andyanders: 7:04pm On Jul 26, 2012

To God be the glory.RIP

Only God has answers to everything. All honour and glory be unto His name Amen.

Romance › Re: My Girl Proposed To Me - Help by andyanders: 6:09pm On Jul 26, 2012

Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of An Okada Carrying Another Okada(More pix) by andyanders: 6:35pm On Jul 22, 2012

Why do you want to kill the guy because of his suv. He was on another suv Okada when he saw the guy he took his picture. Or he was patiently waiting for another okada. After all, Okada get suv, those that have music fixed. That is special suv.

Please house, do not blame him.

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by andyanders: 6:26pm On Jul 22, 2012*

Honda users should try as much as possible to check their honda joints, connecting rods,gear oil,power steering fluid all the time,and upper arms

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Sports › Re: Fire Guts Gbenga Okunowo 's Home In Ibadan by andyanders: 6:21pm On Jul 22, 2012*

why say about 80 million for 6 bedroom home with his property? Maybe he does not know the value of property these days.
It is a pity, but he should have waited for the house to be evaluated first before giving such figure.

PHCN, make haste and rebuild another house for him and also pay him compensation. Instead of you people to give light you decided to only give your own residential quarters light. I wish it was their own personal property that was destroyed.
Go to Egbin PHCN in Ikorudu, Lagos State and see how their staff live a luxury life with state of art cars and for over[b] 30 yrs,[/b] they have no interruption of light in their own staff quarters.

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Denrele Edun's Shoes & Hair by andyanders: 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2012

He knows the specie he belongs. Just pretending to be a man while a w------------an.

Politics › Re: Oyo Lawmakers' Wives Harassed In London by andyanders: 6:08pm On Jul 22, 2012

Many people lost their homes and idd-iots in government house now organize what I can call fun trip to pay back those harl-ots they call wives in government houses. These government officials should be stoned. Look at the way people died as a result of erosion. Instead of the channel this money to better the lives of these less privileged, they went for fun. One day, they will die a like chicken.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by andyanders: 8:50pm On Jul 21, 2012

moneyquest: You are such a ridiculous fellow. Why are you making a fool out of yourself? If you are jobless, why not look for something else to keep yourself busy? The man you are criticising is probably not as educated as you are and yet he is a very successful entrepreneur. He started his church from scratch and yet turned it to an empire. Now tell us what you have achieved in the whole of your sorry life?

Thank you my brother for telling that imbe=cile moneyquest: the truth. He has noting and owns nothing yet he is a critic of God and the prophets of God.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by andyanders: 7:29pm On Jul 21, 2012*

petphunt: This dude is incorrigible, to say the least. This type mass killing by knuckleheads happens about every year in the USA. TB Joshua is a manipulator and a scam artiste. How does this type of forecast benefit mankind or his followers? He only manages to draw attention to himself. His practice cannot be Christianity. No matured mind would tag him a man of God. This guy lives in Nigeria so it would benefit his followers if he would use his so-called talent to forecast extreme weather conditions, every terrorist act in the North, corruption, armed robberies, and so on. This so-called prophesies make no sense to me. Making a forecast of what is likely to happen is no different from buying a lottery ticket. Killing in America so what? What about every killing by Boko Haram or mass corruption by politicians

Well, I wouldn't blame ignorant people like you who call the prophet of God 'scam Artist' If he had scammed you, peace unto you, but if Prophet T.B.Joshua never ever scammed you, woe unto you and your generation and you will be judged by God Almighty.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by andyanders: 3:07pm On Jul 21, 2012

Etomazone: @Andyanders: what a powerful testimony of God's goodness.Remarkably awesome power of God. Please send an email to info@emmanuel.tv stating this testimony or call the prayer lines to share this. Perhaps, you might have an opportunity to share this with the world and meet with the man of God himself. God used this great MOG..prophet TB Joshua healed me of many years of bedwetting. May God open the eyes of understanding of critics to see the light and fire of God almighty on his Prophet. It's very normal for them to criticize what you they do not understand, because what man does not understand he criticizes but what he understands he destroys. If TB Joshua was of the world, his secret or logic will have been known by all and by now there will be batallions of his type everywhere, but because he's from above, u can't find them in the marketplace, u can't His gift in the market. Thank you TB Joshua for coming to my world.u rock!

I thank God for person like you and because we know our true prophet, we are blessed. I have sent my testimony through the info@emmanuel.tv. In fact, why I am not bothered on the negative things people say on papers here or elsewhere is because they are spiritually blind. I pray to God to open their spiritual eyes to know who this great man of God is. Many who are his critics end up being taken to SCOAN to be delivered. Since they claim that he is evil, why can't they go and get their own gods to give them same kind of power.
Well, I thank God that many pastors and prophets go to him to be delivered and set free and their respective ministries now can grow.
We are spiritually blind here hence most actions of his critics here.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by andyanders: 2:35pm On Jul 21, 2012

Fourcade: @Andyanders...So in summary,it's the sticker that was doing the trick? The sticker with the God of TBJ?
anyway..The Lord is good!

The sticker is a mantle and whatever that comes from a TRUE prophet of God like Prophet T.B Joshua carries POWER. I have my believe in whatever he says because he is a true prophet of God.It has worked for me and my family. I have the stickers on my cars

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