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Romance › Re: Help! She Is Too Ugly For My Liking by andyanders: 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2012
Maybe you must have been discussing with spirit maid and you do not know. How can you be in love with a woman you have not met and you want to settle down because you have been talking on the fone?

The taste of friendship is not the taste of marriage. You better sit down and look for a woman since you have never had any form of intimacy with her. Make plans to see her in person and assess her and see if you can work it out.
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Cook & Clean For Your Girlfriends? by andyanders:
You should as well, help her clean her bombom and discard her menstrual pads. That will make you a whole man and a stupid housemaid. Also help her clean her private part when she is through defecating. That also will make you wonderful boyfriend and a qualified husband to be.

Make sure you also feed her and clean up her mess after eating. In the night, use your tongue and clean her bombom and her private part. That should be when you will get the best taste of the food you earlier prepared for the day.Mumu
Christianity Etc › Re: Household Of God Pastor, Rev. Kris Okotie Separates from His Wife by andyanders: 10:56pm On Jun 24, 2012
He is of the flesh and not of the spirit. People should stop calling him man of God. He is not and can NEVER be. He needs deliverance. Those under him are into bondage. He is of the world. Maybe he is impotent and hence cannot stay with any woman.
What Chris Okotie is practicing is pure adultery, period.
Politics › Re: Ambassador Segun Olusola Is Dead by andyanders: 8:49am On Jun 22, 2012
A man who lived a descent life and imparted to humanity. His works in life was worth more than what our Nigerian government could give out to her citizens.
RIP Baba
Health › Re: Nigerians, Top Users Of Bleaching Creams — WHO by andyanders: 7:15pm On Jun 21, 2012
This trade should be for Yoruba babes and some of their guys
Crime › Man Bags Death Sentence For Stealing N1, 705, Milk Sachets by andyanders(op): 5:40pm On Jun 21, 2012
By Agency Reporter 4 minutes ago
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A Jos High Court on Thursday sentenced a 26-year-old man, Obinah John, to death by hanging for robbing one Dorothy Olaniyi of N1, 705.
The convict was also sentenced to death for robbing Olaniyi of two rolls of peak milk in sachets, valued at N400, the News Agency of Nigeria reports.
The prosecution counsel, Mr. G. D. Fwonyon, who is the deputy director, Public Prosecution in Plateau State had told the court that John, in company with an accomplice, also named John, now at large, robbed the woman on November 18, 2005 in her shop at Gada Biu, Jos at gunpoint.
He told the court that John and his accomplice, having allegedly conspired and used a gun to rob Olaniyi, had committed a criminal offence punishable by hanging.
But John’s counsel, Mr. Tobechukwu Kekemeke, rejected the prosecutor’s claim, and accused the police of “not telling the truth about the gun” said to have been used by John.
Kekemeke pointed out that the police presented three statements, with only the last indicating a confession by the accused that he used a gun against the victim.
The defence counsel further argued that the prosecution had failed to prove to the court that the accused actually used a gun to commit the act.
He asked the court to throw out the case for lack of diligent prosecution, arguing that “the circumstances of the third statement, in which John was said to have admitted ownership of the gun, is suspect.”
In a 60-page judgment, Justice Yargata Nimpa said the evidence before the court had shown that the accused committed the offence and sentenced John to death by hanging.
“The accused is hereby sentenced to death by hanging, but the judgment is liable to an appeal,” Nimpa declared.
Kekemeke told NAN that he would appeal against the verdict.
“The convict has the right to appeal against the judgment. It is not a judgment that we are satisfied with, so we are definitely going to appeal at the Court of Appeal,” he vowed.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by andyanders: 5:32pm On Jun 21, 2012
kandiikane: Arranged marriage?
Not arrangee marriage as you tagged it. I met my wife myself.Nobody arranged any woman for me and I cannot advise any one on that.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by andyanders: 2:25pm On Jun 21, 2012
Well, mine worked for me. My wife never visited me or came close to me until I finished her marriage rights and I met her intact. We have been married for 15yrs and got 4 kids and never had any thing to regret. In fact she has been faithful till date and my friends use to use her to give reference as virtuous woman.
So all you need is ask God to take control. If you love her,allow her be, unless you want to disgrace yourself if you are equally looking for her two legs. Abstain from se--x if you love her and yourself. Sex is not love. Let the love be from your heart. I never dated my wife for one day. I thank God for the kind of woman God gave me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Didier Drogba Signs For Shanghai Shenhua by andyanders: 2:42pm On Jun 20, 2012
andyanders: Didier Drogba, you are a player I fancied on field and off field. You gave your best to English football/entire Europe and made Africa proud. Now that you want to explore Asia, we wish you the best of time and pray that God continue to protect you and for you to make Africa proud. We all love you and wish you the best of your playing days and also to live to enjoy the wealth of your labor after football.
great
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Didier Drogba Signs For Shanghai Shenhua by andyanders: 2:38pm On Jun 20, 2012
Didier Drogba, you are a player I fancied on field and off field. You gave your best to English football/entire Europe and made Africa proud. Now that you want to explore Asia, we wish you the best of time and pray that God continue to protect you and for you to make Africa proud. We all love you and wish you the best of your playing days and also to live to enjoy the wealth of your labor after football.
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Is 61 Today! by andyanders: 7:33pm On Jun 19, 2012
Homoes------.Another old madman getting mad growing old. Madness is good when you are young but at CharleyBoy's age, that is total madness and not an image to follow by any Nigerian kid who wants to be somebody.
Crime › Re: Family Friend Kidnapped & The Family Is Poor by andyanders: 7:28pm On Jun 19, 2012
U said the family was poor or is poor? If the family was poor, then the family has money, but if the family is poor, then they have no money. Please poster, correct the body of your msg.
Family › Re: Help! My Hubby Is Married With Kids And I Never Knew! by andyanders: 6:51pm On Jun 19, 2012
[b]You can lie for anything but not in terms of marriage and moreover, a man who calls himself a Pastor.
If he can lie and hide a relationship that produced 2 kids from you, know that you married a devil. He has no excuse to buttress whatever he has to explain. If the relationship NEVER produced kids, then one can stomach that but not this. Has he no relation for you to have tried to find out who the person you married is? I believe that you got carried away because he told you he stays outside the country and would want to take you along. I believe that you acted on this before getting into marriage.
Now, only God can open your eyes to know if you have to stay or not because he would equally do same to you one day. If can hide such sensitive issue and went ahead to marry you, he is not a pastor but devil incarnate. no true man of God will act the way he acted no matter what.

To me, since you have no kids yet, you call a spade a spade and open up to your parents. Or cool down and finish your studies and find your way. To me also, I prefer you stay off or you can contact the man of God, senior prophet T.B.Joshua of Synagogue Church of All Nations to seek God's opinion about this marriage because you are in bondage.[/b]
Autos › Re: Urgently Need To Sell My Kawasaki Ninja ZX6R 2011 , Pls I Need Serious Buyer. by andyanders: 8:36pm On Jun 17, 2012
I will rather eat pomu meat with the money.Which road the guy go dey ride the Okada? Give him few weeks you will pick his dead body for expressway.I offer 5 thousand naira.
Celebrities › Re: Rodney King Found Dead In A Swimming Pool by andyanders: 6:56pm On Jun 17, 2012
Too bad, after the mass police brutality in Los Angeles in 1999?Followed the report and also saw the video. RIP
Politics › Re: You Are A Sinking Man, Reps Blasts Otedola by andyanders: 3:40pm On Jun 17, 2012
[b]@Sky Blue

You said the truth as Otedola should not be a hero for his actions as he too has an answer to give.

@jerseyboy: I think you should contribute intelligently rather than out of point response you gave in favor of Otedola.[/i][/b]
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola, Sue The House Of Reps For N1trn by andyanders: 4:03pm On Jun 16, 2012
cannot wait to get a copy from my brother at Alaba market.I will look for areas to print more of the copies."CHOP I TALK" very interesting movie
Romance › Re: "My Boyfriend Beats Me Always But I Love Him" by andyanders: 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2012
poster,maybe you are the one involved here. So come out straight so that you get help before you are sent 6ft below.
Politics › Re: Reps Suspend Lawan, Order Anti-graft Agencies To Investigate Otedola’s Firm by andyanders: 9:51pm On Jun 15, 2012
@mbhs139

Na grammar you dey yan. Listen, the same guy who exonerated his company is same guy he roped in. That has voided whatever recommendation Farouk made to cover Oteloa's companies.
Therefore, the 2 companies must be thoroughly investigated and if found guilty, Otedola should be sent to prison and his assets confiscated.
Politics › Re: Reps Suspend Lawan, Order Anti-graft Agencies To Investigate Otedola’s Firm by andyanders: 9:26pm On Jun 15, 2012
No matter that Farouk has been exposed. All members has filthy fingers and it's a game they play and maybe their logo is "You are Alone" when caught. Too bad for him.
Romance › Re: Age Difference Sure Matters In 'Will You Marry Me?' by andyanders: 5:18pm On Jun 15, 2012
@fellis

Forget grammar here and face reality. Men can maintain their body unless you are a woman and you have a husband with pot belly.Any man who knows the worth of beauty must look after himself. A must have good choice and must long to appreciate having a good looking lady and must not be his age mate .
Politics › Re: Farouk Lawan Stuffed Bribe Money Inside His Cap To Avoid Suspicion. by andyanders: 5:06pm On Jun 15, 2012
Listen, both Farouk Lawan and Otedola are guilty of the same offence. Otedola should also be arrested. The law should be changed in that Government officials who stole money should not be granted bail at all. Like this Farouk issue, since he was recorded as proof, take him to jail and also investigate Otedola's companies and have him jailed for life.Look at the kind of money these people stole. Nigerians should revolt and release innocent people in the prisons as our leaders are the MOST WANTED criminals on the face of the earth
Romance › Re: Age Difference Sure Matters In 'Will You Marry Me?' by andyanders: 4:49pm On Jun 15, 2012
Listen, any man who marries his age mate will have himself to regret unless he will become an adulterous in life.
Women age faster than men and if a lady starts having children, it takes the grace of God for her to maintain same beauty. Some get obese as a result of child bearing or eating any how.
There must be a clear age difference between married couple. There is a case I have seen a man still strong and I wanted to buy a land from him.I saw an elderly woman sitting there and asked if that was his grandmother. He said no, that was his wife and that they married earlier and were age mates. Now this same man of close to 50 yrs married to himself a 20 year young lady and he told me that that was the only way to over come his problem and that he never knew that her wife would age faster than he thought. The first wife doesn't go out with him has the younger wife has completely taken over.
Politics › Re: $3m Bribery Scandal: Ex-speaker Patricia Etteh Blows Hot! by andyanders: 1:23pm On Jun 15, 2012
Eteh no dey complain say she no steal. She just stole 40m, and that Bank-Ole stole more of which was 400Million. That her own was small. Now that Farouk Lawal come steal pass her. That until Nigerians take arm to kill law makers and house of assemblies, no going back from stealing because another corrupt members will be inaugurated to know how to steal pass Farouk. All of them are cursed already so, no matter how the probe goes, they will all reconvene to find another good pen robber and probe expert that would know the way to steal without the deal getting blown up. He must also carry others along if he or she wants to be a good member like, Bank-Ole.
Romance › Re: Ever Felt Guity After Calling It Quit? by andyanders: 10:13am On Jun 15, 2012
@acidtalk

For real my brother after that experience, when I see some pretty ladies walking, I start to wonder what they got under their undies. I have sensitive sense organ and cant stand any form of odor. If I walk into any ladies apartment and passive any form of odor, I don't proceed with that relationship. Try to meet ladies early morning before any form of make up, then you can assess her beauty and cleanness. When you meet a lady before her birth assess her properly. There are clean ladies that no matter the time you walk into them or their apartment you feel good but get that done by bombing into them unannounced.
Ladies na wa for them.
Romance › Re: Ever Felt Guity After Calling It Quit? by andyanders: 9:45am On Jun 15, 2012
I have been in that position before cos a lady I was dating had a body odor and this a lady that everybody appreciates of a mixed race of which the mother is Nigeria but the father an American.

I couldn't stand the kind of odor that emanates from her pu-----sy no matter the kind of deodorant I fix on the A/C in the room.I couldn't tell any of my friends what I was passing through but I quietly quit the relationship. I loved the girl but was not bold to have told her and I regretted this later because I suffered the pain of the odor while the relationship lasted. We were too young 20/18 yrs then.
Politics › Re: Video: How Farouk Lawan Asked Reps To Remove Otedola From Probe Report by andyanders: 9:22am On Jun 15, 2012
After listening to Lawan Farouk's argument to remove item 5 and 6 and his present ordeal, I was convinced he took the bribe. What a shame to a man who has risen to such an enviable position in his life.

For Otedola, he is a professional criminal and can use his money to get what he want. The best thing is for Nigerians to revolt and execute all these men and the Reps and house of assemblies in Federal and states. They are all criminals.
Romance › Re: Dumped After Blood Covenant And Abortions by andyanders: 2:39pm On Jun 14, 2012
@Princek12

You call blood covenant " Useless Covenant"? Go and get your won blood covenant and call it useless.
Politics › Re: Farouk Lawan Contacted Us After He Discovered The Money Was Mark:police by andyanders: 2:37pm On Jun 14, 2012
If actually Lawan Farouk compromised and found to have received such money or whatever allegation as he is a man I hold on high esteem, then it will be better to release all the rubbers in Nigerian prisons and gather all members of the house of representatives/house of assembly and stone them to earth because none is clean. Look at Hembe and Oteh issue and now Lawal which goes to show us that All of them are thieves as OBJ said.

Whot difference between these un-Honorable rogues and 419 or yahoo,yahoo boys. They should gather all of them and put them to jail and release innocent youths in prisons who got to prison as a result of hunger while these honorables are pen robbers.
Romance › Re: Dumped After Blood Covenant And Abortions by andyanders: 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2012
[b]Young lady, I have taken my time to digest this horrible issue and would want to thank you for not braking up the covenant you had with this guy.It's also not right for having to go through a fetish and horrible issue like blood covenant as this is the worst thing you did for your entire life as you and the guy is under a big curse. You also have committed murder through abortion. Abortion can be forgiven but that of blood covenant,you and the guy need only DELIVERANCE to get separated.
Your story is like a friend of mine who had same kind of blood covenant with a lady friend of us.In short, all us were school mates and later we got work in same bank. The guy and the lady later put money together and the guy left for USA for further studies. When he got there, he just abandoned this girl at home and started a relation with another lady in the US. This girl was in Nigeria waiting on the guy and the guy cut off communication with her and now went ahead to marry an American lady after his post graduate program and was one of the best graduating student from Alabama A&M. I was then in Atlanta when a friend of mine in NY called me that the guy went mad after the marriage.

To further cut the story short, he was sent back to Nigeria and he is still mad till date after having his masters.

So, I suggest that you go to Synagogue Church of Nations for deliverance, if not you are in TOTAL Bondage with the guy and cannot run away form him even if he goes ahead to marry the lady or you to marry another man
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Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Won't Reveal His Surname And Age by andyanders: 10:11pm On Jun 13, 2012
The guy is a water spirit. I know him, he lives in Bar beach.He can only reveal his name when you go their with him.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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