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Ademola47:
A Nigerian man Precious Eboigbodin has created a lion Sculpture with spoons, knives and folks.

To me, this is creativity at its peak.

Credit: https://www.facebook.com/100001736743101/posts/4307803509287498/?app=fbl

Lalasticlala what do you think?

A country where the government no really care - to invest in people na war !

So nobody really care to know how he got the spoons and knives - how many of them did he use ?

It’s nice though...

#respect

Rugaria:
Who's this fat rat?!
How is what I wrote your headache?

...I come dey pity you ( so helpless ).
If you come see the *fat rat* for eye, you fi come dey scream like a small baby laidat o...lol

What are you still waiting for ?
Goan join them and leave people alone here

If the matter too pain you, you suppose don act - Nack face, course the government and every other people involved or better still, do it better !

Coming here to embarrass yourself will take nothing from people but you !

...are you vhere ?

[quote author=Emperormartin post=97552319]Compliments of the season to all nairalanders...

Please I noticed a disturbing scenario playing in my house as I came back for xmas... My 67yr old dad use to smoke weed (Igbo) in our sitting room.

When we were younger, he use to smoke outside and occasionally smokes around the house especially late in the night or in the wee hours.

As a matter of fact I'm 30yrs and I have another younger brother who's 27yrs then my sister who's the youngest. But Non of us smoke weed or have toed in his line... My mother has tried in that aspect not to raise us like that!!!

I brought this issue here because I need help on how to make my aging dad DESIST from that lifestyle... It breaks my heart seeing him popping smoke like that and it's degrading when we have visitors in the house... And secondly I'm wary of his health!!!

Pls help a Brother!!!





Your aging father needs no help but you do !!!
Your father is a real niggar - and he knows what he's doing. Smoking weed is not bad - only the abuse of it !!!

And if your papa smoking habit dey shame you - disown him na...abi ? But, remember say all of us get bad habit even if we don't smoke weed.

Pesin wey dey smoke weed no dey sick anyhow and pesin wey dey smoke weed no dey carry pesin for mind...

I jus wan know if your parle dey like use *jedi* ?

Local man is tired - the *kitten* keeps cuming around and baba no like *pussy* �

He's a *dog* lover - he sabi *the doggy style* wella �

9jayes:
Please What Kind Of Crime Can I Commit To Be Deported Out Of Nigeria? �

Are you a Nigerian ?

If yes - then you are mad for trying to leave the rest of us here.

If No - then you must be crazy for coming down here !!!

Since naija don tire you - kuku die na !!!

WE DIE HERE !!!

Na that thing wey you dey do her sister o - I no sure say she go wan leave if you no stop. Una don open her eyes to something wey dey very addictive and konji go make her dey look for something wey no lost...

Na you go be the target soon !!!

You sef like dat thing too much o - you nor fi hold body ni ?

And se na from your house your sister in law wan go her own husband house ni ?

However, you should discuss with your wife - what has she got to say about this ?

If she no careful sef - her own sister go follow share her *GALA* o cx you sef know say you no go fi hold body if she open ham. Abi you wan lie say you never dey reason ham ? You no go sti lie say you no dey see her finish cx na inside that house una go dey wen she baff, change cloths and sleep with her silky ( maybe see through ) pajamas.

And that kind sister in law go like rough play well-well !!!

Lord, see temptation !!!

GodPunishBiafra:
Refer back to my first response

Mtcheeeew
Elenu petepete

GodPunishBiafra:
Oun bẹ...

Earn ni e o !!!
Egba l'onje e !
O de ma je yo...

GodPunishBiafra:
Lol!
Beating?
Me?
E be like say life don taya you....

A ju ara wá lo, bi t'ijakadi ko...
Ma lo wa o !!!

Toks2008:
Whilst it is very sacrosanct for a guy to avoid stinginess towards a lady he deeply desires, I strongly believe that It is perfectly normal for any lady to want to be with a guy who can provide but not for her needs but for his family and until she becomes part of his family she has no right whatsoever to make demands except what the guy chooses to give to her.

Many ladies are quick to say... "I can't be with a man who can not take care of me, I can't suffer from any man''... and I tend to ponder over this statement...'' does it mean their ability to make wealth is dependent on a man or are they destined to suffer without a man fending for them?''...

In My opinion, the entitlement mentality is an easy bondage every woman must avoid at all costs. It breeds redundancy and loss of self-worth... It makes them look like leech only in search of a host to feed on. .. gives them a deluded self-belief and inflated sense of importance and in most cases makes them easy prey for sexual predators and men with Satanic motives.

I want ladies reading this to understand this homemade truth... YOU don't need any "well to do" man in your life before you can survive or make wealth regardless of your background, ... It is a silly mindset. You can make insane wealth all by yourself and this should be the paramount focus so that meeting a man ''who can take care of you'' will only be a plus and not a hustle...

Hope this makes sense.

E make sense baje-baje �

If only dem go hear o ; make man mind for rest small �

GodPunishBiafra:
I find this nonsense picture inappropriate.

Only a b1tch will snap this...

Then leave the bitch alone !!!

Why una like yo waste energy on things wey no matter sef ; dat na why people like you dey collect beating outside - imagine say na for my front you talk this nonsense and the *bitch* na my wife ( I for best you like say tomorrow no dey )

Wetin dem write no do you - na the *bitch* enter your eye - mugu !!!

donstan18:
Having known that the use of romantic and lovely names is one of the common things in marriages, but I still do not think it's a yardstick to measure the respect and love your partner got for you, because some people prefer maintaining a high level of simplicity and straightforwardness in what they do.

So I would wanna know, how proper is it to address your partner by his or her real name in public places before people?


Let's see what people got to say

There's nothing wrong in your partner calling you by name in public. Of course, i know it could happen the other way round but that's not the subject.

And the best apology is CHANGED CHARACTER - when you carry your own water, you'll learn the value of every drop �[color=#000099][/color][/i][i][b][/b][center][/center]

XshegzzyeeiX:
Good morning. Romancelanders.
Welcome to midweek.

So I'm of the opinion that in a relationship, a man and a woman ought to care for one another. But some women feel so entitled that they only expect a man to take care of them without reciprocating the gestures.

It's very wrong for a woman to bring that statement of "can you take care of me?" when I ask her out. I brandish her a red card immediately she makes such statement.

I detest selfish women, and I believe so many others do.

Only simps welcome such waywardness.

PS: I've braced up for your criticisms, insults and cuss words.

Feminists, waddaya have to say.
Alpha males, what's your take on this matter.
White Knights, let's hear you out.

Is it right or totally wrong for a woman to pop that question "can you take care of me" when you ask her out?

Well, you are right...it's meant to be for each other and not one sided !!!

But las-las ehn, we suppose know say some girls are a *responsibility* so it actually depends on who you are falling for. So, if you feel you can take care of her ( then it's just a question ) like *cheif NED* did to his wife, there wouldn't be any need for a ( red ) card cx you got all it takes.

Otherwise, you can save yourself first !!!
#runforyourlife �

kestolove95:
Look at his small prick no wonder he was pounding hard, he couldn't even shave

He wan touch down before he land �����

majamajic:
What's Dubai coin doing in that your picture ?

I have worked and lived there...
The words are mine and I cant find the coin again ����

*note the date*

Oghene1st:
Will you keep shut. Na so una go just dey talk rubbish from inside una house. You don reach Delta? Delta is 100 percent Christian state.

So, you mean say *muslim* nor dey delta laidis ...MAKE THUNDER ⚡️ FIRE YOU if na lie ( say amen if e sure for you ) ✅

majamajic:
Truth is bitter , but we have to say it , likewise I have friends from Kaduna , they married adults

" Likewise, I have friends in kaduna "
yen yen yen �

Wetin make we come do abeg ?
And if pesin check well, dis kain thing sef fi dey happen inside your family o �

You bin don talk well before " it is mostly *not* about region or area " - which means *it can be anywhere* since its *mostly* about RELIGION ( ...and Christianity is also a religion )

Look, let's face it like a book ; God is *not* religious ( so, stop this religious shit when issues like this arise )

Like say you sef nor bad at all...

I pity some pipu sa...
After dem go say dem KNOW GOD, like say Jehovah is Christian �

APCNig:
This your hatred for Islam will kill you at young age just as it killed those before you.

Do you children of hate and bitterness see Yorubas Muslims giving their teenage daughters to old men in marriage? It is only common in the North and we have discovered recently that your people too have been doing it secretly for decades. That is why we see many young Widows in Biafra Republic, their old husbands who are their grandfather: s age mates die soon

See pot calling kettle black o �
You say *hatred go kee pesin* and your own comment sef na *HATE SPEECH* �

I am YÒRUBÁ !!!
And we have all seen it in the news that some Yorubas are animals too. " it is only common " as you said, in some area or region but dat one no mean say e no fi happen for your side too �

Ai rin jinna, la se ri abuke okere o �

And pesin wey you dey tackle sti get sense pass you ( abi you nor read the comment well ni ).

We nor need your type around *HATER* oshi !!!

Men, nigga I've been observing your post for a very long time.. Do u ever reason outside the bible or religion? Do u sometimes engage in reasonable discussions about life, business, sports or politics without involving or referencing the bible? For me it's very tormenting, I just pity those around you or those u engage daily on discussions. Dem dey try.



Guy,

Since, you nor fi use tongue count your teeth... I pray you find your sense �

" My issue right now is not with the man.
So the girls still remained in the house afterthe first time. In fact, that they allowed you to succeed the first time is my greatest confusion. Are they cursed? "

See matter o !!!
I mean, how old dem be when it happened the fes time ? And for seven years, na now dem begin soji the level wey their papa dey...

This matter deep o...make we find time settle this matter abeg �

" That tweet where that lady was calling anita a fool is too outrageous, all i see in the tweet is hatred. So much hatred. "

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" We put more concern and so much energy on some less meaningless things... "


No be lie o, plenty things don dey happen for this part of the world and we feel say e normal. So, you go report your husband, come lie say he rape you join JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT IN THE MOOD. Wetin fes do your mood ? And UNA never reason say *SEDUCTION* sef dey !!! Abi no be RAPE he dey rApe you since ? ( even before una marry )

" Wife should be submissive to the husband. It's simple as abc, if you know you cant, why say i do in the first place? "

I'm not sure they understand, so dem go *HATE*

" I mean we should be more concern that Nigeria is heading to doom. Imagine tinubu and atiku contesting again for presidency? "

Ok...see matter !!!
Una dey there dey reason matter wey matter no dey �

...dis kind thing go happen and *MUGUs* go sti vote �

Make I begin pack my bags...choi �

Which area hin dey talk about ?
Enjoy light ke !!!

For my area, na generator we take dey power street light !!! And if gas no dey to put for that generator, everywhere na wilderness.

Lie kee una there !!!

How dem take dey do the maths sef ? Se we read this morning about new cases from 16 states and Ogun has 4...

Now, Ogun don increase the number of new cases !!!

Since they don't know how to count ; how do Nigerians solve this problem of Covid-19 ?

The country is doomed !!!

I am NOT cx I *Cant* afford it !!!

In fact, those boys ( 1million boys ) are NOT !!!

They are hungry and frustrated too...this bastard does not give a f*ck about us really.

How I wish say those boys fi jinger go hin house like they visited most people killing their fathers and raping their mothers and sisters walahi

Na Revolution remain...and if una no take time I go follow come meet you for house and you go see I go do you iffa meet you for house ( cow )

...support kee you there !!!

The governor no well...

Sè na because of *coronavirus* una say make we #Stayathome ?

I come dey wonder if the virus no dey affect market women dem at all...

Na *ear* we take dey hear the billions that has been *donated* and common *nose cover* and *sanitizers* never go round Lagos.

And where are the *police* ( the front liners ) ? If those boys ( 1milion boys ) fi dey terrorise Lagos residents, forcing them to come out at night to protect themselves and their property ; then it's a BIG shame ooo...

So, which one is even more important now sef ; stay at home and be free from the virus or come out at night to protect life and property amidst the *pandemic*

However, no be all of us...I repeat, *i can't even afford* to stay at home anymore. If pesin go steal now dem go begin run mouth but I no go do like that.

This is what I will do...

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Gtbank

Please no talk say na joke o...I take God beg una !!!

Iffa no beg, sè na to go steal remain...

We are not in that era anymore, these are times where girls even toast guys these days , if she no gree , waka pass.

If she dey play hard to get and she sti dey show *sign* say she like you...

First of all, she like you...abi why is she playing hard to get if she no wan do ?

So, as guy man wey OP be...hin get ways to take bring the *geh* back to her senses. Afterall, they are friends �

Iffa talk now, e go be like pesin know too much...

It has really *not* been easy o...hmmm.

Please let's show ourselves more love...covid19 is real and a lot of people *can not* afford to stay at home for that long truly. We all wanna breath afterall...and if you got more resources, please save life with it.

Iffa no talk now, e go be like I dey *form*

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GtBank

Thanks and God bless

Abeg *I AM POOR* ooo
It's no joke please ; I need help !!!

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GtBank

08112211906

Thank you and God bless �

PointZerom:
You think that everyone is as mumu as ..
90% of the phones I have used I didn't buy them here in Nigeria.. In fact I have four phones now in my wardrobe..all given to me by friends and relatives that came home from Europe and America this Christmas.

I repeat, No artisan can beat me in this game.

I hear you o �
Se na you dey sew your clothes by your sef ?
Abi na YOUR PIPU dey treat you if you should fall sick...perhaps, you never fall sick before sef, so no need to go see doctor.

Hmmm...some pipu kuku know everything for this life. Dem be God on dia own !!!

Wait make hand meet you...
No just come nairaland begin cry for epp ooo.

Mtcheeew

Iffa talk again, e go be like pesin dey look for trouble.

I rest my case !!!

Hahaha...mad o !!!

And I guess this is how "The 100million Nigerians" wants to help THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT.